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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: big jerry ()
Date: November 17, 2011 05:43PM

i guess you can say sen state pretty much got raped by the cornhuskers!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Ake ()
Date: November 17, 2011 05:55PM

There is a fantastic sale going on right now at the Penn State bookstore.

All boys clothes are half-off.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: rixter ()
Date: November 17, 2011 08:41PM

At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 10 years sound?"

He replied, "Sexy."
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: America ()
Date: November 18, 2011 01:18AM

Penn State....thats the whole joke

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: wearepennstate? ()
Date: November 18, 2011 06:29PM

When I was a kid jerry sandusky visited me in the hospital to show how much he cared, I was touched.

Jerry sandusky is innocent, he was only KIDding around.

When the judge senteced Jerry sandusky he said "your going to the State Penn, how's 8 to 9 years sound?" He
Replied, "just right."

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: PENN(atrate) U ()
Date: November 18, 2011 06:42PM

Why didn't penn state report the shower incident? They said it was only a minor offense!

I know Jerry sandusky was never a head coach, but he was a great ASSistant.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: MikeL ()
Date: November 19, 2011 10:53AM

Where do Penn State coaches go after winning a Bowl?
DISNEYLAND

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: FrankL ()
Date: November 19, 2011 11:03AM

What is Penn States new mondol?
"At Penn State our coaches always go the extra 500 feet! AWAY from every elementary school, playground and Chuck e cheese!!!!"

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Dave ()
Date: November 19, 2011 12:14PM

Penn State football is a game of inches.. about 4 and 1/2

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: GT ()
Date: November 19, 2011 02:13PM

Found these on campusmack.com
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Rockwell Campusmack.jpg
Hardy Boys Sandusky.jpg
Towel Boys.jpg

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Seandabomb ()
Date: November 19, 2011 05:58PM

really, your defense for him is that it's not funny because he's going to commit suicide? He not only ruined his life but he made every single one of those kid's at least tread on the idea of committing suicide. It's only the good for humanity.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Surfa Dude ()
Date: November 19, 2011 08:12PM

This just in!

Sandusky has let go of trying to deny that he's committed very anal crimes; however, he claims that he's not going to let it destroy his life, and has vowed to turn fellow inmates life's around through the gift of sports! He's already constructed a game that will be suitable for his new environment. In addition to coaching these games, he also vows to play the position of wide receiver in his newly invented sport," Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Honky.







I made this 1 up myself

Phil E.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Chris P. ()
Date: November 19, 2011 10:01PM

two Penn State coaches walk into a butt..

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: matt lesner ()
Date: November 19, 2011 10:28PM

Why is Coach Sandusky a good coach?
He turns tight ends into wide recievers.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Anonymous01 ()
Date: November 21, 2011 12:23AM

Justin Bieber makes 11-14 year old girls cry

Jerry Sandusky makes 11-14 year old boys cry




Ake Wrote:
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> There is a fantastic sale going on right now at
> the Penn State bookstore.
>
> All boys clothes are half-off.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: twoshotdqm ()
Date: November 21, 2011 01:25PM

"A little behind in the locker room" is not a problem for Penn State at half time...

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Douglas ()
Date: November 22, 2011 01:13PM

The second mile program took a field trip to the Hersey Highway for some intensive mudder training.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: penn state ()
Date: November 22, 2011 09:33PM

two penn state administrates walk into a butt...

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Mongo ()
Date: November 23, 2011 02:58PM

Penn State announced that it will NOT remove the Joe Paterno statue. Instead they cited that they will rotate the statue 180 degrees so that it will look the other way!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: mattfromcali ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:19PM

Did you just come from Penn State? Cuz you sound butt hurt.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: annynomus ()
Date: November 24, 2011 12:23AM

Jerry sandusky claimed he's innocent, says he was only KIDding around

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Awesome1017 ()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:09AM

Little Frankie came home from a work out with a grimace on his face, and told his mother, "Jerry sandusky showed me his weenie today in the shower!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Frankie went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Frankie replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: awesome1017 ()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:12AM

Little Frankie came home from a work-out at Penn state today with a grimace on his face, and told his mother, "Jerry Sandusky showed me his weenie in the shower today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Frankie went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Frankie's mom asked,
"Really small, was it?"

Frankie replied, "No, salty."

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: awesome1017 ()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:33AM

recent info from the Sandusky home.

Daddy, Daddy What is a child molestor?

Jerry- Shut up! and keep licking my balls!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: awesome1017 ()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:35AM

Jerry Sandusky and his lawyer are walking down the street.
Jerry sees a 10-year-old little boy in his gym clothes. He turns to the lawyer and says, "Wow I'd like to screw that."
The Lawyer replies, "Out of what?"

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: awesome1017 ()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:37AM

Q. How does Jerry Sandusky stop an 10-year old boy from choking?

A. He takes his dick out of his mouth.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: awesome1017 ()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:46AM

A young college girl goes to see Jerry Sandusky.
"
The young girl, wearing a tight tank top and no bra lifts up her top and asks the Jerry, "Do you think I have nice boobs?"
Jerry replies, "Yes they are very nice."

The girl thinks to herself, Um, wonder what he is thinking about now.
So the girl, wearing a lose short skirt and no panties, stands up, lifts up her skirt and says, "jerry what you think of my virgin pussy?"
Jerry replies, "It's nice."
The girl becoming frustrated blurts out, "Well Jerry, do you want this pussy or not?"
Jerry smiles and says, "No, I am in a committed relationship with your young brother." Why don't you go see Jo-Pa!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Ryan ()
Date: November 24, 2011 04:34PM

Jerry usually showed up to work late, as he liked to come in a little behind.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: drew phillips ()
Date: November 29, 2011 12:08PM

on a scale of 1-10 how old should you be to stay away from pen state

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Joey Henthorne ()
Date: November 29, 2011 04:52PM

i heard Jerry Sandusky has a new autobiography out its called touched XD

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: June Warren ()
Date: November 29, 2011 09:59PM

How do they separate the men from the boys at Penn State?

With a crowbar.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Jacob ()
Date: December 01, 2011 03:19PM

at miami its all about the U, at Penn State Football its all about the youth.

at miami they want U ($). At penn state they want yoUth.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Lewis ()
Date: December 02, 2011 12:12AM

I have one for you,


Joe Paterno doesnt walk into a police station.


HAHAHAHAHA

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Reed ()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:37PM

Now we know what NITTANY stands for:

Naturally
Inclined
To
Touch
Any
Nude
Youngster

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: anon2012 ()
Date: December 03, 2011 07:58AM

Penn State has a new motto

"No child's behind left"

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: themn ()
Date: December 16, 2011 10:57PM

Please never talk again....

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: nomeansno ()
Date: December 17, 2011 02:46PM

I heard Sandusky got a new coaching position. At Bringham Young.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Gig ()
Date: December 27, 2011 08:59PM

Boys go into penn state as tight ends and leave as wide receivers

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: anonymouszsz ()
Date: December 30, 2011 01:37AM

best joke of them all.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Alice ()
Date: December 30, 2011 11:58PM

Your comment is the funniest yet!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: jrollan91 ()
Date: January 21, 2012 04:24PM

Q: why does penn state like to be winning at halftime?

A: They would hate to be a little behind in the locker room hahaha

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: RioT L MohawK ()
Date: January 23, 2012 08:43AM

The Difference From Sandusky And Acne, Is Dat At Acne Waits Til Ur At Least 12 To Come All Over Ur Face.!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Frankie Eddwards ()
Date: April 07, 2012 07:32PM


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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Wamoer Snelly ()
Date: May 15, 2012 09:12PM


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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: kikky ()
Date: June 12, 2012 12:44AM

Wasn't that a kid's meal?

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: GEBIA ()
Date: June 14, 2012 12:31PM

Cedar Point has just filed for bankruptcy...Kids dont want to go to
Sandusky Ohio anymore

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: GEBIA ()
Date: June 19, 2012 11:47AM

Joe Paterno always ran a clean program, his coaches were always in the showers.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: deng ()
Date: June 22, 2012 10:44PM

You know its bedtime at jerrys house when the big hand is on the little hand.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: ten young boys ()
Date: June 24, 2012 11:27AM

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 24, 2012 11:44AM

awesome1017 Wrote:
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> recent info from the Sandusky home.
>
> Daddy, Daddy What is a child molestor?
>
> Jerry- Shut up! and keep licking my balls!


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............turns out this one was true, too.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Quig ()
Date: June 24, 2012 11:52AM

Watching the news other night, I was struck by how Jerry Sandusky has those dull, lifeless eyes in all of his prior clips. In Jaws, Quig described them as doll's eyes (belonging to a predator). I had the same experience one time as I walked out of an Alexandria adult movie theater about 15 years ago. When the movie ended and the lights came on for patrons to leave, we got up and there were all these men sitting their lifeless, wearing thick glasses, and staring ahead with those soulless eyes.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: pete ()
Date: July 14, 2012 03:59PM

Too bad he didn't do it 20 years ago...

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: jjc ()
Date: July 14, 2012 09:53PM

PSU = Paterno Sandusky University

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 14, 2012 10:03PM

On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is Sandusky's boyfriend?

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: MrPiz ()
Date: July 18, 2012 07:53PM

A couple pics
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trash1.jpg
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Rowe M. ()
Date: July 25, 2012 07:07PM

It's going to be a tough year for Penn State.

But that's okay, the coaches said they are use to getting a little behind.

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