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Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 09, 2012 04:13PM

I have heard rumors that she was a stripper in her former life.
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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: typical American girl ()
Date: April 09, 2012 04:16PM

She is in the category of cute for me. I would not put her under hot.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: April 09, 2012 04:16PM

Lookitdemtitties

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: 2funny ()
Date: April 09, 2012 04:22PM

JBass Wrote:
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> I have heard rumors that she was a stripper in her
> former life.



I was looking this shit up about an hour ago! lol


There is a mugshot of her floating around and Jared said he used to be her manager.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: April 09, 2012 04:25PM

I've read the same rumor. I say more cute than hot, but I'd wreck it.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 09, 2012 04:29PM

I read a couple sites saying the mugshot isnt her bit that shw was arrested in 2007 in Orange county but that the mugshot is not available. Also read that Jared was arrested for meth possession a couple times.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: April 09, 2012 06:44PM

I have no doubt that Jared is sketchy and has some skeletons in his closet.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 09, 2012 06:50PM

Her cheeks look like a chipmunk, and her eyes are so beady and close, like an opossum.



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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: hobag ()
Date: April 09, 2012 06:52PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Her cheeks look like a chipmunk.


Probably from having too many "nuts" in her mouth!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 09, 2012 07:16PM

Looks like you took the two best pictures from Google to make your claim. After seeing further evidence, I'll say there's only two things "hot" about her, and they aren't even that great.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: she isn't that hot but... ()
Date: April 09, 2012 07:20PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Looks like you took the two best pictures from
> Google to make your claim. After seeing further
> evidence, I'll say there's only two things "hot"
> about her, and they aren't even that great.



You think she is ugly and btyb is hot?


What are you smoking?

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: April 09, 2012 07:22PM

hawt. if I was her dad Id lock her in storage.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: April 09, 2012 08:15PM

she isn't that hot but... Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > Looks like you took the two best pictures from
> > Google to make your claim. After seeing further
> > evidence, I'll say there's only two things
> "hot"
> > about her, and they aren't even that great.
>
>
>
> You think she is ugly and btyb is hot?
>
>
> What are you smoking?


I think what MrM was insinuating was that BYTB wasn't some butt ugly skank troll that her stalkers were making her out to be.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 10, 2012 09:28AM

She's not smoking hot, definitely cute and do-able though.

You would have to play child psychologist full time to deal with her though, and I think that is her hubbys move as he seems a don't give a fuck mellow type of guy and she is a wound tight lovable little ball of worry and nag.

She is somewhat insecure and puts on a bitchy front shell to mask her fear and maybe her lack of smarts. You cannot play into a girl like hers games or psychosis, you have to stay on joke time with her but let her know who Daddy is. Fucking her may be great, but living with her would require a full time strategy- she could be very frustrating.

I think she'd let me cum in her face on the second date, if not the second fuck on the first night.

Kinda like her.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 10, 2012 04:17PM

dem titties

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 10, 2012 04:18PM

This is what her face would look like if you put it in her butt...
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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 10, 2012 04:20PM

JBass Wrote:
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> This is what her face would look like if you put
> it in her butt...


That's kinda like: "is something in there? I can't tell if there's a dick in my pooper."

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: April 10, 2012 05:21PM

I'm glad to see WingNut back!!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: April 10, 2012 09:08PM

JBass Wrote:
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> This is what her face would look like if you put
> it in her butt...

That's a "sort of like" face.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: sonny ()
Date: April 11, 2012 03:54AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Her cheeks look like a chipmunk, and her eyes are
> so beady and close, like an opossum.


the close set beady eyes are disturbing

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: oneofthose ()
Date: April 11, 2012 07:50AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> She's not smoking hot, definitely cute and do-able
> though.
>
> You would have to play child psychologist full
> time to deal with her though, and I think that is
> her hubbys move as he seems a don't give a fuck
> mellow type of guy and she is a wound tight
> lovable little ball of worry and nag.
>
> She is somewhat insecure and puts on a bitchy
> front shell to mask her fear and maybe her lack of
> smarts. You cannot play into a girl like hers
> games or psychosis, you have to stay on joke time
> with her but let her know who Daddy is. Fucking
> her may be great, but living with her would
> require a full time strategy- she could be very
> frustrating.
>
> I think she'd let me cum in her face on the second
> date, if not the second fuck on the first night.
>
> Kinda like her.

They are not married, but have 2 or 3 kids....so they are one of those couples...

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Skullsmasher ()
Date: April 20, 2012 10:34AM

She's just hot enough for old boy to worry. I give her about six more months of fame then she ditches him. Of course, six more months after that, no one will remember who the hell she was.

I'd do her, but I've turned better looking tail away.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Date: April 20, 2012 11:05AM

Doable. Not stunning. What you'd see as a girl at a bar.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: jim jj ()
Date: May 28, 2012 04:28PM

she is hot. her tits are super. they never show her ass on the show though unless its fast or from far away. that's frustrating.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Ugh ()
Date: May 28, 2012 04:36PM

Ugly ass bitch

Beady eyed

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Jamey ()
Date: May 29, 2012 10:44PM

I would so Motor boat them big boobies
She's so hot
Jerrod does not deserved her
She's to good for him!!!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Rocky ()
Date: June 01, 2012 11:53PM

I gotta say......"as long as I have a face, she's got a seat"!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Yusuf though ()
Date: June 03, 2012 12:48AM

She looks like jenifer annistons white trash sister who stars in gangbang interracial porn

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: June 04, 2012 08:14AM

Yes, she's bangin fa sho!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: June 04, 2012 12:35PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> Yes, she's bangin fa sho!


yeeeeeeeeeuuuuuppppppp

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Timothy ()
Date: June 28, 2012 12:47AM

Brandi Passante is very beautiful and sexy as hell,what is she doing with jarrod.the Way jarrod gtreats her,if I had Brandi Would treat her like a goddess,So bradi If ever Decide to leave jarrod would love to know.Would tgreat with you in upmost high respect.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup ()
Date: July 04, 2012 07:03PM

brandi.jpg?cda6c1

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Brandi is sexy ()
Date: July 10, 2012 04:01AM

She is sexy I want to fuck her ass and make her moan while she is bouncing on my balls and cum in her ass and get her pregnet

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: I'm Confused... ()
Date: July 10, 2012 08:03AM

Brandi is sexy Wrote:
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> cum in her ass and get her pregnet

How does that work?

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 10, 2012 10:56AM

I'm Confused... Wrote:
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> Brandi is sexy Wrote:
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> > cum in her ass and get her pregnet
>
> How does that work?

Probably better than having her bounce on your balls. That just doesn't sound pleasant at all.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: I'm Confused... ()
Date: July 10, 2012 12:13PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > Brandi is sexy Wrote:
> >
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> > > cum in her ass and get her pregnet
> >
> > How does that work?
>
> Probably better than having her bounce on your
> balls. That just doesn't sound pleasant at all.


Good point!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: butterface ()
Date: July 18, 2012 03:40AM

brandi has a butter face. everything is hot on her but her face!!!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: al bundy ()
Date: July 26, 2012 09:26AM

stripper or not,arrested or not,chipmunk cheeks or not,i'd still dine at her restaurant..................

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Glenn Dunlap ()
Date: August 02, 2012 01:56AM

I think Brandi is super hot and Jared is an ass. She is so much smarter than him when it comes to business. Sure sometimes he gets lucky when he over bids to what Brandi and he agree to.usually Jared let's Dave get to him and overpays on a unit. I think Brandi has her stuff together in. A good business manner and sense. Jared would do better listening to her opinion in bidding but he usually over bids and goes higher than what the couple agrees to spend on a unit. Most of the time she is right on the money and I believe they would be more successful in their business if Jared would listen to her. I would do anything to be in Jared's shoes. A smart woman at his side and definitely hotter than he deserves. Brandi is awesome and Jared is an ass most or the time. They obviously do alright but if he would listen to the brains (Brandi) they would do exceptionally better. Also when Jared steps on his di_k and over pays on a unit he tries to justify his stupidity and tends to put a much higher value on the junk he gets from a bunk / junk unit.I would love to take Jared's place beside Brandi and I would listen to her $ limit and overall be more successful in the business and there would be less tension between the couple if he would accept brandis views instead of being a hard headed ass.
Brandi, I'm. 50yrs old but you and I would make a great couple in life and business. I'm not so hard headed like Jared so if you want to drop the zero and get with a hero. Drop me a line. You and I would be more successful than you ever imagined. I'm old fashioned in alot of ways but can be diverseified in relationships and business. I'm also a veteran of the armed forces and have alot going for me. Just to give you an idea of my demeanor, I was offered a job at the whithouse during the Reagan administration and offered to go to westpoint military academy. I was only 18 yrs old when these offers were made to me and being young and dumb, I turned down both offers. Hind sight is 20/20. But I stand by my decisions and am the man I am today. I know I have no chance to have a life with you but Jared needs to realize you are the brains and foundation of y'all's future. Sincerely. Glenn (Dewey) Dunlap. So many tv celebrities relationships fail and I feel if a average guy like me could be in a relationship with a secessful woman of your stature. A simple person like me could center my life to accomadate to you success and focus all I am on your success and center my life around your carear and to support you in all you do, that is a relationship that would last and prove to be a wonderful life together. I've never sent corospondence to anyone in your situation. I speak from the heart. I really hope you take the time to evaluate your true feelings. With Jared, I see discontent in your future with him. An older man with true conviction would suit you better. I don't wish heartache in your life, I hope you are successful in all of your life's decisions but I wish I had the chance Jared has with you. For I would never let you down, and would revolve my life and all that I am around you. Sincerely and affectionately yours. Dewey. Send me a msg to : glenntess95@gmail.com. PS.. I only wish you the best.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 02, 2012 02:23AM

Wow.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 02, 2012 03:05AM

Glenn Dunlap Wrote:
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> I think Brandi is super hot and Jared is an ass.
> She is so much smarter than him when it comes to
> business. Sure sometimes he gets lucky when he
> over bids to what Brandi and he agree to.usually
> Jared let's Dave get to him and overpays on a
> unit. I think Brandi has her stuff together in. A
> good business manner and sense. Jared would do
> better listening to her opinion in bidding but he
> usually over bids and goes higher than what the
> couple agrees to spend on a unit. Most of the time
> she is right on the money and I believe they would
> be more successful in their business if Jared
> would listen to her. I would do anything to be in
> Jared's shoes. A smart woman at his side and
> definitely hotter than he deserves. Brandi is
> awesome and Jared is an ass most or the time. They
> obviously do alright but if he would listen to the
> brains (Brandi) they would do exceptionally
> better. Also when Jared steps on his di_k and over
> pays on a unit he tries to justify his stupidity
> and tends to put a much higher value on the junk
> he gets from a bunk / junk unit.I would love to
> take Jared's place beside Brandi and I would
> listen to her $ limit and overall be more
> successful in the business and there would be less
> tension between the couple if he would accept
> brandis views instead of being a hard headed ass.
> Brandi, I'm. 50yrs old but you and I would make a
> great couple in life and business. I'm not so hard
> headed like Jared so if you want to drop the zero
> and get with a hero. Drop me a line. You and I
> would be more successful than you ever imagined.
> I'm old fashioned in alot of ways but can be
> diverseified in relationships and business. I'm
> also a veteran of the armed forces and have alot
> going for me. Just to give you an idea of my
> demeanor, I was offered a job at the whithouse
> during the Reagan administration and offered to go
> to westpoint military academy. I was only 18 yrs
> old when these offers were made to me and being
> young and dumb, I turned down both offers. Hind
> sight is 20/20. But I stand by my decisions and am
> the man I am today. I know I have no chance to
> have a life with you but Jared needs to realize
> you are the brains and foundation of y'all's
> future. Sincerely. Glenn (Dewey) Dunlap. So many
> tv celebrities relationships fail and I feel if a
> average guy like me could be in a relationship
> with a secessful woman of your stature. A simple
> person like me could center my life to accomadate
> to you success and focus all I am on your success
> and center my life around your carear and to
> support you in all you do, that is a relationship
> that would last and prove to be a wonderful life
> together. I've never sent corospondence to anyone
> in your situation. I speak from the heart. I
> really hope you take the time to evaluate your
> true feelings. With Jared, I see discontent in
> your future with him. An older man with true
> conviction would suit you better. I don't wish
> heartache in your life, I hope you are successful
> in all of your life's decisions but I wish I had
> the chance Jared has with you. For I would never
> let you down, and would revolve my life and all
> that I am around you. Sincerely and affectionately
> yours. Dewey. Send me a msg to :
> glenntess95@gmail.com. PS.. I only wish you the
> best.


Wow.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 02, 2012 07:55AM

Pussy Riot.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 02, 2012 09:00AM

Glenn Dunlap Wrote:
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> Brandi, I'm. 50yrs old but you and I would make a
> great couple in life and business. I'm not so hard
> headed like Jared so if you want to drop the zero
> and get with a hero. Drop me a line. You and I
> would be more successful than you ever imagined.
> I'm old fashioned in alot of ways but can be
> diverseified in relationships and business. I'm
> also a veteran of the armed forces and have alot
> going for me. Just to give you an idea of my
> demeanor, I was offered a job at the whithouse
> during the Reagan administration and offered to go
> to westpoint military academy. I was only 18 yrs
> old when these offers were made to me and being
> young and dumb, I turned down both offers. Hind
> sight is 20/20. But I stand by my decisions and am
> the man I am today. I know I have no chance to
> have a life with you but Jared needs to realize
> you are the brains and foundation of y'all's
> future. Sincerely. Glenn (Dewey) Dunlap. So many
> tv celebrities relationships fail and I feel if a
> average guy like me could be in a relationship
> with a secessful woman of your stature. A simple
> person like me could center my life to accomadate
> to you success and focus all I am on your success
> and center my life around your carear and to
> support you in all you do, that is a relationship
> that would last and prove to be a wonderful life
> together. I've never sent corospondence to anyone
> in your situation. I speak from the heart. I
> really hope you take the time to evaluate your
> true feelings. With Jared, I see discontent in
> your future with him. An older man with true
> conviction would suit you better. I don't wish
> heartache in your life, I hope you are successful
> in all of your life's decisions but I wish I had
> the chance Jared has with you. For I would never
> let you down, and would revolve my life and all
> that I am around you. Sincerely and affectionately
> yours. Dewey. Send me a msg to :
> glenntess95@gmail.com. PS.. I only wish you the
> best.


LOL!!!!!!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 02, 2012 09:12AM

If you google her name, this thread comes up on page 2. So maybe the stars will align, she'll be egosurfing one day, and those two will live happily ever after. Don't give up hope, Dewey!

This is the number 1 result, by the way, and it's too hilarious to not share: http://www.storageauctionskings.com/storageauctionstipsandtricks/the-top-10-hottest-pictures-of-sexy-brandi-passante/1170

My favorite part is how the entire article is essentially talking about her body (specifically, her boobs), but then towards the end the author writes:

And now for something completely tasteless. Here’s a close-up of Brandi’s chest. Now we understand why the demographics of Storage Wars viewers are skewed strongly to the 18-25 year old male crowd…

Brandi’s physical measurements have been the topic of frenzied speculation for some time now, but there has yet to emerge a definitive answer regarding her bust size.


It's "completely tasteless" to show a close-up of her cleavage, but it's totally classy to point out the "frenzied speculation" of her "bust size." I love it.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 02, 2012 09:21AM

@Meph- interesting.. with Google rankings like that, she probably visits occasionally just for some critique and how to improve her game. She strikes me as somewhat insecure and curious.

I hope she gets at me before Dewey, but it's ladies choice and I'm no cock blocker.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 02, 2012 09:25AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> I hope she gets at me before Dewey, but it's
> ladies choice and I'm no cock blocker.


Let the games begin!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 02, 2012 09:31AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
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> > I hope she gets at me before Dewey, but it's
> > ladies choice and I'm no cock blocker.
>
>
> Let the games begin!


Dewey seems a pretty strong candidate, maybe I can just get leftovers.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 02, 2012 09:33AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> ... and I'm no cock blocker.

I am.

Brandi, if you're reading this, I can do everything Dewey can do and I'm younger. Pick me instead of him. Also, WingNut hates women or something so don't pick him, either. Pick me.

If you don't like Dewey, then I'm the complete opposite of him. Still better than WingNut either way. I hear he's hung like a rhinoceros. A rhinoceros beetle. BOOYA!

Also, ignore what I said early in this thread. You are hot and stuff. As King Solomon once said, "Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit. I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit."

Unless you don't like the Bible, in which case we can just do the sex.

Pick me!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 02, 2012 09:41AM

Brandi, your hair looks really good in the bangs and I like the sunglasses.

You look sexy as hell in the big hats too- you look like a real lady and not too many women can pull that look.

My game isn't to bash Jared (or your other suitors) Jared seems like a nice guy and maybe a good father- but he does not take you seriously, and you know in your heart he's been looking elsewhere. Especially since all of that public exposure.

You don't "give away" smiles and sometimes you look a little frazzled and too serious Brandi, but when you do, it is absolutely beautiful.

With me, the stress in your life will be no more.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: August 02, 2012 09:42AM

I heard Mr M likes to scare women at two in the morning. Pick me.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 02, 2012 09:50AM

My goal is to totally bash Jared and your other suitors. They all suck. I can give you whatever you want (as long as whatever you want is less than $3.50).

vgnlinfxn Wrote:
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> I heard Mr M likes to scare women at two in the
> morning. Pick me.

I scare women at four in the morning, dick. Get it right or pay the price.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 02, 2012 09:55AM

You guys probably don't even know what color Brandi's eyes are do you?

They are brown and they are VERY beautiful...

Brandi's been around show biz, she understands shallow by now.

I can tell also that Brandi is very ticklish..

(@Brandi ONLY- amiright?)

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: August 02, 2012 10:00AM

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 02, 2012 10:03AM

Brandi,

WingNut is my other screen name, so whichever one of us you pick, you're still ending up with me. I am so dedicated to your happiness that my psyche has shattered into several different personalities and I'm confident that you'll like one of them.

Except for the Reaper of Souls. That personality just wonders what a hat made from people would look like. He's mostly harmless.

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There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 02, 2012 10:07AM

vgnlinfxn Wrote:
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Great pic, beautiful girl all around with those doe eyes..

Not a "deer caught in the headlights" but a "DEAR caught in the LIMELIGHT"..

You and me and the kids Brandi, a little place south in Carlsbad maybe, get away from the pushy A&E assholes and Jared's hangers on.

You know you're ready!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 02, 2012 10:09AM

Mr. Mephisto is my other screen name to, but I haven't answered or read PM's to that ID since this guy Vince was stirring all the shit here.

We're both..lol I mean.- I AM a very nice guy, as you probably know..

But do send ALL PM's to WINGNUT.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 02, 2012 10:13AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Not a "deer caught in the headlights" but a "DEAR
> caught in the LIMELIGHT"..

Holy shit. You're good at this.

Regardless, do not be tricked by his honeyed words, Brandi. I will buy you a knick-knack. Ladies love knick-knacks.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: August 02, 2012 12:57PM

Brandi,

I would like to propose a location for our first date:

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There might be a unit full of roses there for you.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 03, 2012 08:44AM

vgnlinfxn Wrote:
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> Brandi,
>
> I would like to propose a location for our first
> date:
>
>
>
> There might be a unit full of roses there for you.

All I need is a 5x10 and a nice pile of moving blankets. And Brandi of course.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 11, 2012 06:16PM

Still thinking of you, Brandi. These other chumps may have given up but I never will.

Unless the Chick-Fil-A girl dumps her husband first. Then it's just cuddles and fleece-y pajamas for the rest of my life. So you should hurry up and get back to me before our stars fall out of alignment!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Mrs. Mephisto ()
Date: August 11, 2012 06:32PM

Ignore my hubby. He is a senseless, babbing, incoherent jackass more often than not.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 11, 2012 06:38PM

Mrs. Mephisto Wrote:
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> Ignore my hubby. He is a senseless, babbing,
> incoherent jackass more often than not.

Who let you back on the computer? I swear to gods, if you broke another set of chains I will put you back in the cage.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Pops ()
Date: August 27, 2012 01:56AM

I would eat her asshole

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: August 28, 2012 05:43PM

Not.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 01, 2012 01:05PM

open sesame

Not being outed adds inches to my dick on this site.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: eriko ()
Date: September 22, 2012 08:27PM

Her big boobs works for me..I can live with her other flaws

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 01, 2012 05:20PM

Fuckin bitch NEVER PM'd...

I think she must have hooked up with Glenn.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Harper ()
Date: January 11, 2013 10:46PM

I wouldn't let my dog mount her if he had a blindfold and a six-pack. She'd dislocate her jaw if she ever smiled. Her stare could sour a gallon of milk that was still in the fridge.

Hot or not?

NOT

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Back in Time ()
Date: January 12, 2013 12:04PM

How deep did you have to dig to find this old post to comment on it?

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: krissy ()
Date: January 13, 2013 12:29AM

Somehow I ended up on this page...let me just say.this is just sad...what a pathetic group of people....

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: mark cutback davis ()
Date: January 13, 2013 02:32AM

She is very hot. She is a looker.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: 404ed ()
Date: January 13, 2013 07:50AM

krissy Wrote:
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> Somehow I ended up on this page...let me just
> say.this is just sad...what a pathetic group of
> people....


Wah wah.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Back in Time ()
Date: January 13, 2013 12:13PM

krissy Wrote:
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> Somehow I ended up on this page...let me just
> say.this is just sad...what a pathetic group of
> people....


Isn't that the excuse that you use when you are caught looking at porn?

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: 3HdeP ()
Date: January 13, 2013 12:58PM

I'd like to go to war on her storage!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Harper ()
Date: January 13, 2013 11:58PM

OK,
My opinion was based on personality and attitude. Other posters are going strictly by looks. She's about 50 lbs overweight, her hair roots are showing (doesn't props have a wig?), and she's using makeup that came out of one of the storage bins. Doesn't the show have a makeup department? Or is that the look she's going for?

In her defense, I'm sure she had a better personality,attitude, and looks when they 1st started dating. But those days have passed Sista!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: chill ()
Date: May 12, 2013 04:15AM

SHE IS NOT HOT.... MAYBE IF YOU ARE A WHITE BOY OR IF YOU AINT SEEN WHAT BEAUTY IS

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: MJnitro ()
Date: June 21, 2013 08:03PM

Very much a MILF!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: The MAN ()
Date: June 24, 2013 01:14AM

vgnlinfxn Wrote:
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I would perform tongue to ass with her!

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Nabila Hannis ()
Date: June 25, 2013 02:57AM

I think Brandi is hotter that a fire cracker. I would love to go down on her when Jarrod is not looking.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Rednecked ()
Date: June 25, 2013 09:40AM

If the husband Jared has been arrested for meth then I'm going to guess that Brandi is also into freaky shit.

I heard the rumors that she was a stripper are false and Brandi was extremely pissed off about those.

Also heard Storage Wars was all a big setup. The lockers are fixed and camera men guide the people as to where to look for the "good item."

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Dick Reeves ()
Date: June 25, 2013 03:39PM

She's ok

I can plainly see a fat girl in her just waiting to bust out.
Her biggest selling point are her titties, which they prominently display in every episode.

Hot or Not? You decide:
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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Steve Drake ()
Date: June 26, 2013 12:12AM

I think TMZ would of come out with a story on these two a long time ago. TMZ loves telling stories about tv people getting in trouble with the law.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Rachel vaughan ()
Date: August 12, 2014 09:35AM

To me, she's a joke. What's all this " stardom" crap?! She's
Not a star. She's on a fake show. Nothing real about storage
Wars. I would know.brandi a G's like jarrod
Is a fool, in truth,jarrods runnin it all.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: August 12, 2014 10:10AM

Would hit deep
Nip

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: johnny ringo ()
Date: August 12, 2014 10:57AM

Not necessarily hot, but would hit nonetheless.

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Re: Brandi Passante from Storage Wars - Hot or Not?
Posted by: johnny ringo ()
Date: August 12, 2014 11:00AM

New episode airs tonight with Dave Hester returning. He's a real ass, but I loved how he got under everyone's skin.

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