Local NOVA "Celebrities" that you have the odd compulsion to Bang, (in the Biblical sense).
For some odd reason that I can't explain, I have found myself becoming more and more drawn to the "Room Store Lady". When I first saw her, many years ago, I thought that she looked like a strange little pixie woman. I've since noticed as the years pass by, that with each commercial I become more and more attracted to her. I can't fight it. I want to make sweet, sweet love to the Room Store lady. I was also mega surprised to find out that she has a MEGA rack. They REALLY downplay it in her commercials, but if you look you can still tell. I saw a picture of her I.R.L. wearing a tight T-shirt and she had to be sporting C-cup to D-cup breasts. That only served to inflame my passions even more.
THEN there's Krystal Koons. Just like the Room Store Lady, I don't understand WHY I'm drawn to her. When I FIRST saw Krystal Koons, I was repulsed by her broomstick like frame and her impossibly wide smile. Then as I continued to see her on tv, her deep, cerulean blue eyes began to hypnotize me. I found myself wondering what it would be like to submit to her siren song and to feel the exquisite pain of her sharp, bony hips stabbing me in the groin as I followed the urgent call of nature's imperative.
Although it pains me to admit it, I also find myself strangely compelled to want to make rough, passionate love to Sue Palka the Weather Lady. Those pant-suits that she wears only hint at the raging, sexual love-beast that lurks inside her, hidden by her proper weather-spokesperson persona.
Anyone else got a "local celebrity" that they're their attracted to, but still can't really understand why?
EDIT: Thanks to "Bortnik" for pointing out this picture of the Room Store lady that proves my point about her having beautiful, big ol' Boobies!!!
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 10/26/2010 09:37PM by Taylor.
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