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Nude Gardening in Fairfax
Posted by: Vitamin D enthusiast ()
Date: May 02, 2008 08:16PM

I got this from my Public radio connection: Garden in the Nude.
Saturday is World Naked Gardening Day. Really, we're not kidding. And to mark the curious global holiday, Weekend America co-host Bill Radke will talk to Ojai, Calif., organic farmer and naked gardening enthusiast Jay North, who details the benefits and the risks of gardening unclothed. And before you ask: No, there's no photos of Bill or Jay weeding in the buff.

But was well aware of the national day. What could be more innocent?
I don't think the neighbors can see and if they see probably won't mind........

I remember an old movie where trying to get away from bad guys they slip into this nudist meeting in Sweeden. The guy up on the podium is saying,"What if tow armies meet and they had no clothes on. They wouldn't know who to shoot. There was peace." Sounds good to me.

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Re: Nude Gardening in Fairfax
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: May 02, 2008 08:20PM

im so ther! lemme grab my gloves and my HOe!

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Re: Nude Gardening in Fairfax
Posted by: Denise_Austin ()
Date: May 03, 2008 01:21AM

Anyone for pushups in the cucumeber patch?

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Re: Nude Gardening in Fairfax
Posted by: Cucumber ()
Date: May 03, 2008 01:23AM

Whoops. (sp) Do not wish to upset the lexicographers who participate here.

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Re: Nude Gardening in Fairfax
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: May 03, 2008 01:38AM

Perfect way to get tazed and become a sex offender in Fairfax.

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Re: Nude Gardening in Fairfax
Posted by: Lurker.. ()
Date: May 03, 2008 02:35AM

No offense but I would appreciate if the people over 60(or redistricting klan) would keep their clothes on for this event.

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Re: Nude Gardening in Fairfax
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 03, 2008 09:18AM

Mofo Wrote:
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> Perfect way to get tazed and become a sex offender
> in Fairfax.


that is so true.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Nude Gardening in Fairfax
Posted by: Vitamin D enthusiast ()
Date: May 03, 2008 09:31AM

It just shows what I've felt that those who have come to Fairfax are just more uptight then people in other parts of the country. Even when basically alone in my own yard. If I can't garden in the nude without getting tazered can I wear my Speedo swim atire without your condemnation? Shorts? Take my shirt off? Will I see you at the pool wearing two swim suits?

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Re: Nude Gardening in Fairfax
Posted by: Eyeballs ()
Date: May 03, 2008 09:48AM

Vitamin D enthusiast Wrote:
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> It just shows what I've felt that those who have
> come to Fairfax are just more uptight then people
> in other parts of the country. Even when basically
> alone in my own yard. If I can't garden in the
> nude without getting tazered can I wear my Speedo
> swim atire without your condemnation? Shorts? Take
> my shirt off? Will I see you at the pool wearing
> two swim suits?

You are in Fairfax and not "in other parts of the country". If you feel
out of place because you cant garden in the nude here, then I would
suggest you move elsewhere. If you consider the number of
rapes and sexual assaults in this area, it would not be a wise
thing to do. Why make yourself a target?

This report breaks down the crime stats for FFx County:

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/police/pdf/AnnualReport2005.pdf

You may think you live in Utopia, but its not. Try nude gardening
in DC and see what happens. We'll be reading about you in the
Metro section of the Post.

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Re: Nude Gardening in Fairfax
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: May 03, 2008 10:05AM

Im just GARDENING! Dont TAZE me BRO!

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Re: Nude Gardening in Fairfax
Posted by: Vitamine D ()
Date: May 03, 2008 10:53AM

There is very little to suggest that isolated and remote nude gardeners are a statistic either way as perpetrators or victims of crime. It was not a problem when the original inhabitants were here. As a life long resident I would like to return to a more simple and basic existence. I think if people were free to be nude, especially on hot days there would be few crimes. It is the erroticiation of humanity that contributes negatively to our crime rate.Europeans today have full frontal nudity on TV and fabric free beaches. I know most European counties have lower teen pregnancy rates and probably lower rapes possibly suggesting body awareness and acceptance is healthy and helps lower the crime rate.

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Re: Nude Gardening in Fairfax
Posted by: Eyeballs ()
Date: May 03, 2008 11:48AM

Vitamine D Wrote:
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> There is very little to suggest that isolated and
> remote nude gardeners are a statistic either way
> as perpetrators or victims of crime. It was not a
> problem when the original inhabitants were here.
> As a life long resident I would like to return to
> a more simple and basic existence. I think if
> people were free to be nude, especially on hot
> days there would be few crimes. It is the
> erroticiation of humanity that contributes
> negatively to our crime rate.Europeans today have
> full frontal nudity on TV and fabric free
> beaches. I know most European counties have lower
> teen pregnancy rates and probably lower rapes
> possibly suggesting body awareness and acceptance
> is healthy and helps lower the crime rate.


....and if everybody ran naked, there wouldnt be any wars? Is
that where this is going?

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Posted by: Eyeballs ()
Date: May 03, 2008 11:52AM


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Re: Nude Gardening in Fairfax
Posted by: bodily injury ()
Date: September 08, 2017 04:23AM

Sounds dangerous.

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Re: Nude Gardening in Fairfax
Posted by: Steve Bannon ()
Date: September 08, 2017 04:49AM

Or....you can be like the commercial diver that liked drinking his morning coffee naked in west Springfield.....too bad the kids cutting across his backyard going to Irving had a cop for a dad!

Dude was arrested AND lost weekends with his daughter.

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