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That chinky flu
Posted by: Old Timey Plague Doctor ()
Date: March 07, 2020 02:04PM

So...any bets on where in NoVA that chinky flu—the Wuhan weeze, the Kung flu—is going to show up? My bet is one of those Springfield Oriental massage parlors. Mama-san is going to bring the crud back and start spreading it to her customers.

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Re: That chinky flu
Posted by: Chinky Dave ()
Date: March 07, 2020 02:12PM

Eden Center for the win!

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Re: That chinky flu
Posted by: Al Swearengen ()
Date: March 07, 2020 02:19PM

Hearken to my words, cocksuckers and hoopleheads. These fucking Celestials spread their pestilence among us unchecked. Are we, the good and decent people of this town, of mind to allow these yellow cocksuckers to infect us? Let the first Celestial cough in my direction, and watch me cut him stem to stern so that his bowels fall into the dirt, a stark reminder to any other cocksucker to cover his fucking mouth when moved to heave his rot into the air.

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Re: That chinky flu
Posted by: Mark j ()
Date: March 07, 2020 03:45PM

The Chinese chicken flu will have first diagnosed person from Springfield...my guess

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Re: That chinky flu
Posted by: Urgent Warning ()
Date: March 07, 2020 05:27PM

LEAVE YOUR HOME
CARRY GUNS WATER MEDS FOOD
GO SOUTH UV LIGHT KILLS THE BUG
GO
NOW

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Re: That chinky flu
Posted by: E. B. Farnum ()
Date: March 07, 2020 05:43PM

Al Swearengen Wrote:
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> Hearken to my words, cocksuckers and hoopleheads.
> These fucking Celestials spread their pestilence
> among us unchecked. Are we, the good and decent
> people of this town, of mind to allow these yellow
> cocksuckers to infect us? Let the first Celestial
> cough in my direction, and watch me cut him stem
> to stern so that his bowels fall into the dirt, a
> stark reminder to any other cocksucker to cover
> his fucking mouth when moved to heave his rot into
> the air.


Never a truer set of words have traveled through the air for my ears to hear. Tolliver himself nearly killed denthead Richardson with his tempestuous hacking, germacious propagation and malaise disbursement about my fine establishment.

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Re: That chinky flu
Posted by: Urgent Warning ()
Date: March 07, 2020 06:23PM

LEAVE YOUR HOME
CARRY GUNS WATER MEDS FOOD
GO SOUTH UV LIGHT KILLS THE BUG
GO
NOW!

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Re: That chinky flu
Posted by: Calamity Jane ()
Date: March 08, 2020 11:47AM

The whole lot of you can GET FUCKED!!! S'cuse my unladylike language, fuckers, as I find myself drunk this morning.

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Re: That chinky flu
Posted by: so slorry ()
Date: March 08, 2020 12:01PM

Ahh 1st case outside military in Va goes to Fairfax City home of Super H Mart. How long before it goes down Little River Turnpike to Annandale?

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Re: That chinky flu
Posted by: Ho Lee Fok ()
Date: March 08, 2020 12:06PM

Chickity China The Chinese Chicken

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