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Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Gustevson Gornadi
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Date: September 17, 2009 10:32PM
Fairfax is nice place. Moved from Harrisburg PA. This is capital of Pennyslvania. This place had nuclear reactor. That means fusion. Fairfax people nice. Nice drivers. This means people who drive cars. Cars are transportation devices. No traffic in Fairfax. This means you can go fast. Roads are nice to. Roads are what you drive on. I like Fairfax. Fairfax is nice.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Harmon K
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Date: September 17, 2009 10:56PM
What is this?
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
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Date: September 17, 2009 11:32PM
Somebody who posts on this site left their computer unattended and their 7 year old was practicing english on it.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Gustevson Gornadi
()
Date: September 17, 2009 11:37PM
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> Somebody who posts on this site left their
> computer unattended and their 7 year old was
> practicing english on it.
Computers are what you type on. Computers are nice. Seven years old I am not. Fifty seven years. I am from Ukraine. This is country. The capital of Ukraine is called Kiev. It is nice. Cold to. Winter is season for cold.
Fairfax is nice. No cold. helps health problems. This means illness. Hemmorhoids not nice. Globules not nice. Prostatis not nice. Irritable bowel syndrome not nice. Fairfax is nice place. Nice hospitals. Hospitals are where you go when sick. There are doctors there. Doctors are medical professionals. They are nice.
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> Somebody who posts on this site left their
> computer unattended and their 7 year old was
> practicing english on it.
Computers are what you type on. Computers are nice. Seven years old I am not. Fifty seven years. I am from Ukraine. This is country. The capital of Ukraine is called Kiev. It is nice. Cold to. Winter is season for cold.
Fairfax is nice. No cold. helps health problems. This means illness. Hemmorhoids not nice. Globules not nice. Prostatis not nice. Irritable bowel syndrome not nice. Fairfax is nice place. Nice hospitals. Hospitals are where you go when sick. There are doctors there. Doctors are medical professionals. They are nice.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
tomahawk
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Date: September 18, 2009 12:40AM
Gustevson Gornadi Wrote:
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> Fairfax is nice place. Moved from Harrisburg PA.
> This is capital of Pennyslvania. This place had
> nuclear reactor. That means fusion. Fairfax people
> nice. Nice drivers. This means people who drive
> cars. Cars are transportation devices. No traffic
> in Fairfax. This means you can go fast. Roads are
> nice to. Roads are what you drive on. I like
> Fairfax. Fairfax is nice.
Is this a candidate for best first post ever?
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> Fairfax is nice place. Moved from Harrisburg PA.
> This is capital of Pennyslvania. This place had
> nuclear reactor. That means fusion. Fairfax people
> nice. Nice drivers. This means people who drive
> cars. Cars are transportation devices. No traffic
> in Fairfax. This means you can go fast. Roads are
> nice to. Roads are what you drive on. I like
> Fairfax. Fairfax is nice.
Is this a candidate for best first post ever?
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: September 18, 2009 12:43AM
Haha, check out his facebook...
http://www.facebook.com/people/Gustevson-Gornadi/1202194558
http://www.facebook.com/people/Gustevson-Gornadi/1202194558
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Gustevson Gornadi
()
Date: September 18, 2009 12:52AM
Caretaker has hook. This not good for hemmorhoids. Caretaker is seven feet tall. This means he is tall. He has wooden hook. He has eyepatch. He has anger management problem. This means he gets mad. Caretaker sings Neil Diamond. Neil Diamond is nice. Caretaker drives through fairfax. This means he's in vehicle. Some call this car. Caretaker sings over PA Neil Diamond song. Fairfax is nice. Neil Diamond is nice to!
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
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Date: September 18, 2009 01:36AM
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> Somebody who posts on this site left their
> computer unattended and their 7 year old was
> practicing english on it.
HAHAHA.
Dave, Dave, are you there Dave? Dave, I do not like this. Do you want to be punished Dave?
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> Somebody who posts on this site left their
> computer unattended and their 7 year old was
> practicing english on it.
HAHAHA.
Dave, Dave, are you there Dave? Dave, I do not like this. Do you want to be punished Dave?
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: September 18, 2009 01:38AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Haha, check out his facebook...
> http://www.facebook.com/people/Gustevson-Gornadi/1
> 202194558
Oh SNAP! Gus the Pirate! He must have a Parrot who likes to type on Computers.
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> Haha, check out his facebook...
> http://www.facebook.com/people/Gustevson-Gornadi/1
> 202194558
Oh SNAP! Gus the Pirate! He must have a Parrot who likes to type on Computers.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: September 18, 2009 08:33AM
Gustevson Gornadi Wrote:
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> Fairfax is nice place. Moved from Harrisburg PA.
> This is capital of Pennyslvania. This place had
> nuclear reactor. That means fusion. Fairfax people
> nice. Nice drivers. This means people who drive
> cars. Cars are transportation devices. No traffic
> in Fairfax. This means you can go fast. Roads are
> nice to. Roads are what you drive on. I like
> Fairfax. Fairfax is nice.
fission == nuclear reactors
fusion == REALLY hot places like the sun.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> Fairfax is nice place. Moved from Harrisburg PA.
> This is capital of Pennyslvania. This place had
> nuclear reactor. That means fusion. Fairfax people
> nice. Nice drivers. This means people who drive
> cars. Cars are transportation devices. No traffic
> in Fairfax. This means you can go fast. Roads are
> nice to. Roads are what you drive on. I like
> Fairfax. Fairfax is nice.
fission == nuclear reactors
fusion == REALLY hot places like the sun.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
bumsted
()
Date: September 18, 2009 08:39AM
This is all sort of funny, but not really.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: September 18, 2009 08:45AM
Hmmmm, the last time I was in Harrisburg I saw an old asian dude wearing an eyepatch.
Does that town have some kind of pirate fetish going on?
Does that town have some kind of pirate fetish going on?
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: September 18, 2009 08:55AM
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Hmmmm, the last time I was in Harrisburg I saw an
> old asian dude wearing an eyepatch.
>
> Does that town have some kind of pirate fetish
> going on?
maybe. http://myanimelist.net/clubs.php?cid=1131
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> Hmmmm, the last time I was in Harrisburg I saw an
> old asian dude wearing an eyepatch.
>
> Does that town have some kind of pirate fetish
> going on?
maybe. http://myanimelist.net/clubs.php?cid=1131
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Waltons
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Date: September 18, 2009 11:55AM
Shoot, this guy is funny at least.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Gordon Brown
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Date: September 18, 2009 12:56PM
Huh?
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Mr Captcha
()
Date: September 18, 2009 01:37PM
Gravis Wrote:
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> Gustevson Gornadi Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fairfax is nice place. Moved from Harrisburg
> PA.
> > This is capital of Pennyslvania. This place had
> > nuclear reactor. That means fusion. Fairfax
> people
> > nice. Nice drivers. This means people who drive
> > cars. Cars are transportation devices. No
> traffic
> > in Fairfax. This means you can go fast. Roads
> are
> > nice to. Roads are what you drive on. I like
> > Fairfax. Fairfax is nice.
>
> fission == nuclear reactors
> fusion == REALLY hot places like the sun.
Maybe he's talking about fusion cuisine.
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> Gustevson Gornadi Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fairfax is nice place. Moved from Harrisburg
> PA.
> > This is capital of Pennyslvania. This place had
> > nuclear reactor. That means fusion. Fairfax
> people
> > nice. Nice drivers. This means people who drive
> > cars. Cars are transportation devices. No
> traffic
> > in Fairfax. This means you can go fast. Roads
> are
> > nice to. Roads are what you drive on. I like
> > Fairfax. Fairfax is nice.
>
> fission == nuclear reactors
> fusion == REALLY hot places like the sun.
Maybe he's talking about fusion cuisine.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Gornadi
()
Date: September 18, 2009 02:56PM
Man show me middle finger today. This is sometimes called bird. Some call it one finger salute. It is nice. Man drive to fast. Police catch him. Police are officers of the law. They are nice. Police give him a ticket. Not a lottery ticket. A ticket is something you pay. Police wear badges. Police wear guns. Police wear tasers. Tasers are electrical devices. Police are nice.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 18, 2009 03:21PM
This guy is a long term troll of astronomical proportions. Who the fuck trolls Associated Content??
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/683035/hi_ac_from_gustevson_gornadi.html
http://www.helium.com/users/418603
http://hemorrhoidmiracle.com/?hop=pixel00
http://aclnk.com/article/728217/pet_loss_techniques.html
Blessed are the murderous.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/683035/hi_ac_from_gustevson_gornadi.html
http://www.helium.com/users/418603
http://hemorrhoidmiracle.com/?hop=pixel00
http://aclnk.com/article/728217/pet_loss_techniques.html
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Gornadi fanboy
()
Date: September 18, 2009 04:36PM
Gornadi does.
Welcome to FU!
eesh Wrote:
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> This guy is a long term troll of astronomical
> proportions. Who the fuck trolls Associated
> Content??
Welcome to FU!
eesh Wrote:
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> This guy is a long term troll of astronomical
> proportions. Who the fuck trolls Associated
> Content??
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Gornadi GG
()
Date: September 19, 2009 10:49AM
Fairfax Underground is nice. This is place. It is not above surface. This means it is underground. Went to Taco Bell in Springfield. Got what some call "the shits." This means explosive diarrhea. Last night my buttocks singing on toilet seat. Soon it will be Mexican Monday. This means I'll have Mexican food. Mexican food is from Mexico. This is country. It is to the south of the United States. Some call it south of the border. It is nice.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: September 19, 2009 01:44PM
eesh Wrote:
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> This guy is a long term troll of astronomical
> proportions. Who the fuck trolls Associated
> Content??
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> This guy is a long term troll of astronomical
> proportions. Who the fuck trolls Associated
> Content??
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Funny!
()
Date: September 19, 2009 02:05PM
Wow! It's the funniest post I've seen!!! Hilarious!!! I want more!!!
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Gornadi Gus
()
Date: September 19, 2009 05:41PM
Fairfax is nice place. Went to Taco Bell again. This is resteraunt. It is nice place. Took girlfriend there. Took caretaker there to! Caretaker is named man. He is seven feet tall. He has metal hook for hand. He has eyepatch. Man get shits. This means explosive diarreah. Man scratched rectum with hook. Now rectum not nice. Should have scratched ass with other hand. The hand without a hook.
Taco Bell in Springfield is nice. Girlfriend liked dog tacos. These are made out of Taco Bell dog. They are nice. Took goldfish to! Goldfish liked enchiladas. These are traditional mexican foods. Mexican people at counter were nice. Said Hola to them. This means hello. They said hola to!
Taco Bell in Springfield is nice. Girlfriend liked dog tacos. These are made out of Taco Bell dog. They are nice. Took goldfish to! Goldfish liked enchiladas. These are traditional mexican foods. Mexican people at counter were nice. Said Hola to them. This means hello. They said hola to!
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Wilston 1
()
Date: September 19, 2009 06:52PM
ha ha ha ha ha!
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Funny!
()
Date: September 19, 2009 07:07PM
It's a poem! You need to publish it!!!
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
()
Date: September 19, 2009 07:52PM
i hope this was a serious and you were having a stroke while typing.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Dazed and Confused
()
Date: September 19, 2009 09:50PM
Mr Gornadi is obviously out of his mind.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Gustevson
()
Date: September 19, 2009 10:40PM
Dazed and Confused,
This is not nice. Out of mind. You mean crazy? Crazy I am not. Today took goldfish to dog park. Had nice walk with fish. Goldfish like walks. Goldfish like Fairfax. Fairfax is nice.
Drove in town today. This means Springfield. Took goldfish for drive. My car is a 95 Tercel. It is nice. It has 200000 miles on it. It sometimes hurts. My weight is heavy. This means I need to lose weight. Tercel has dents. It has cracks. It has burnt seat where I went to bathroom. Springs tickle my nuts. Seven foot caretaker does not like car. He sits in back seat. He removed front passenger seat. Passengers are people in cars. Today on FFx Parkway was nice.
This is not nice. Out of mind. You mean crazy? Crazy I am not. Today took goldfish to dog park. Had nice walk with fish. Goldfish like walks. Goldfish like Fairfax. Fairfax is nice.
Drove in town today. This means Springfield. Took goldfish for drive. My car is a 95 Tercel. It is nice. It has 200000 miles on it. It sometimes hurts. My weight is heavy. This means I need to lose weight. Tercel has dents. It has cracks. It has burnt seat where I went to bathroom. Springs tickle my nuts. Seven foot caretaker does not like car. He sits in back seat. He removed front passenger seat. Passengers are people in cars. Today on FFx Parkway was nice.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Wally
()
Date: September 19, 2009 10:56PM
TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Funny!
()
Date: September 20, 2009 12:08AM
I'm getting addicted to this lyrics. I think we can call it Fairfax Rap or Fairfax Underground Anthem. You guys don't understand. It's really funny!
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: September 20, 2009 12:24AM
I suggest that we Vote for Gus as Fairfax Historian.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: September 20, 2009 08:51AM
I like Gus. Gus is nice, his goldfish also nice. I do not like his caretaker, he tried to fist my great dane. My dog think that was not so nice
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Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Molly Hatchet
()
Date: September 20, 2009 11:55AM
Tried to fist my great dane...hilarious.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
NAITOSE
()
Date: September 20, 2009 03:08PM
graymoose1 Wrote:
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> I like Gus. Gus is nice, his goldfish also nice. I
> do not like his caretaker, he tried to fist my
> great dane. My dog think that was not so nice
ouch
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> I like Gus. Gus is nice, his goldfish also nice. I
> do not like his caretaker, he tried to fist my
> great dane. My dog think that was not so nice
ouch
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: September 20, 2009 07:04PM
graymoose1 Wrote:
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> I like Gus. Gus is nice, his goldfish also nice. I
> do not like his caretaker, he tried to fist my
> great dane. My dog think that was not so nice
you funny m'er f'er
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> I like Gus. Gus is nice, his goldfish also nice. I
> do not like his caretaker, he tried to fist my
> great dane. My dog think that was not so nice
you funny m'er f'er
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
Gornadi 1
()
Date: September 20, 2009 11:27PM
Fairfax is nice. Tonight I took my girlfriend to dinner. Dinner is meal after lunch. It is nice. Went to fancy resteraunt in Fairfax. Name of resteraunt is Dennys. Nice place. Lots of money. Bill was twenty dollars. Paid with three fives four ones four quarters. Gave tip of five dollars. A tip is not penis. Tips is what you give to waiter. Waiters are people who wait on you. They wear fancy suits. They take your order. They bring you food. This is what you eat.
Booth was nice. Depends diaper have problems. There was leakage. This means my buttocks exploded. Dennys gourmet food cause stomach problems. Hemmorhoids burn at table. Caretaker showed up to help me. Bent me over table. Changed my Depends. It was nice to have new one. Dennys in Fairfax is nice place. Nice people. Nice food.
Booth was nice. Depends diaper have problems. There was leakage. This means my buttocks exploded. Dennys gourmet food cause stomach problems. Hemmorhoids burn at table. Caretaker showed up to help me. Bent me over table. Changed my Depends. It was nice to have new one. Dennys in Fairfax is nice place. Nice people. Nice food.
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
sounds suspicious
()
Date: March 23, 2014 11:56AM
Gornadi 1 Wrote:
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>
> Booth was nice. Depends diaper have problems.
> There was leakage. This means my buttocks
> exploded. Dennys gourmet food cause stomach
> problems. Hemmorhoids burn at table. Caretaker
> showed up to help me. Bent me over table. Changed
> my Depends. It was nice to have new one. Dennys in
> Fairfax is nice place. Nice people. Nice food.
hmm.. sounds amazingly like another thread on here
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>
> Booth was nice. Depends diaper have problems.
> There was leakage. This means my buttocks
> exploded. Dennys gourmet food cause stomach
> problems. Hemmorhoids burn at table. Caretaker
> showed up to help me. Bent me over table. Changed
> my Depends. It was nice to have new one. Dennys in
> Fairfax is nice place. Nice people. Nice food.
hmm.. sounds amazingly like another thread on here
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
43y43
()
Date: March 12, 2022 04:33PM
Ah - could G2 Gerrymanderer2 actually be Ukrainian ?
these posts are sick to point of mutilation of bodies
but isn't that what Ukraine is about?
Re: Fairfax is nice
Posted by:
34yy43
()
Date: March 12, 2022 04:34PM
i'm beginning to think Vlad the Impaler was ukrainian