One house on McHenry Street. You can’t find the other one, just as you couldn’t find the third one before it was sold. You basically just suck at finding things.

You actually have one house.

One here and one there, actually. Six mile difference between the two. The third one was in SEDC, not far from the Natatorium. Sold in Feb 2019.

Just one.

Hahahahaha!

It is funny.

Trip, stumble, and fall. Must have slipped on a banana peel. Ignorant loser.

Calling me names won't add any more houses to your one.

Being your typical asshole self won’t take anything away. As just a badly butthurt toady, you are all of nothing at all here.

Taking anything away from your one house count would leave you with all of nothing at all.

As wealthy Sweet Spot retirees, we have millions. You have nothing in comparison. Just nothing.

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> The little people really do struggle badly here.

You definitely do.

> The hills of McHenry Street are ever alive with
> the sound of their awful failure and frustration.

Seeing as you live there in your one and only house, I’d say the place is teeming in failure and frustration. You’ve failed to convince anyone that you don’t currently live there and the frustration that causes you is palpable.

Figure out why your cars spent the night there from 1/31/23 to 2/1/23?

> Such as their ongoing failure to find the Sweet
> Spot, even though they know it's six miles west of
> McHenry Street.

It exists only in your mind as a place superior to the squalor of your actual home.

> Without the magic beans of
> AutoTrader, these wizards have no locational
> powers at all. Hahahaha!

Still too dumb to figure it out. Maybe talk to your neighbor Sid.

But only one house.

See what massive doses of ignorance, envy, and butthurt can do? It’s absolutely a sorry sight to see. Sucks to be Linus!

See what massive levels of shame, inferiority, and embarrassment can do?!? There’s no recovery or recourse for Greg. He’ll forever be known here as a lying fraud and middling nobody. In his mind, that might be a good thing. But for this thread, the world might not know Greg Thomas ever existed.

Inferior, lying, fraud. On a good day.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Inferior, lying, fraud. On a good day.


You just described yourself on your best day. And that day is in the rear view mirror. Loser.

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> I've worked all over, douche. Public sector,

Yes.

> private sector,

No.

> academic sector,

No.

> nonprofit sector.

No.

> If you're good enough, you can pretty much go
> where you want when you want.

You were stuck in the same slot for more than four decades and still couldn’t make the top grade. Clearly you were nowhere near good enough.

So very confused.

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> So very confused.


Not at all. Your bullshit is easy to spot and your reality is easy to mock.

I’m a huge success. You’re a giant failure

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> I’m a huge success.

You lied about your CV. You spent four decades in a pissant corner of the bureaucracy with no accomplishments attached to your name. You couldn’t even make top grade.

> You’re a giant failure

Succeeded at outing you as nothing more than a lying fraud and middling nobody. And that doesn’t even begin to describe my level of success. People have heard of me. They seek out my talent. You can find my name in the historical record. You? Not so much.

Horseshit, Linus. You have stood out at exactly nothing. Loser.

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> Horseshit

It’s all true. The historical record is completely devoid of your name being attached to any accomplishments. Prove me wrong.

>Linus.

Name’s not Linus, Greg. Want to try again?

> You have stood out at exactly
> nothing.

You know “exactly nothing” about me as I wasn’t dumb enough to leave a trail of breadcrumbs right to my front door. You, however, are that stupid.

> Loser.

You got caught lying about the assessment of your one-and-only property. You got caught lying about your CV. Only insecure losers do that. You’re an insecure loser.

Low-grade bullshit as usual. Crap test scores, no notable education, zero career highlights, no financial goodies, lack of personal contribution. Just another fizzle from FCC.

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> Low-grade bullshit as usual.

All facts. We’ve come to realize that you are incapable of emotionally accepting facts.

> Crap test scores, no
> notable education, zero career highlights, no
> financial goodies, lack of personal contribution.

Keep guessing while I laugh at your impotence and inferiority.

> Just another fizzle from FCC.

Want to try again? Are you still emotionally attached to the dipshit that got scared and ran off from here well over a year ago? You really are warped. Oh, and did you know he actually didn’t live in the City of Falls Church. He has an Arlington address in the East Falls Church neighborhood. A few doors down from him is actual Falls Church. Nicer place than yours though. Assesses for more than $2M. But, like you, stupid enough to provide WAY too much personal information.

All you, Linus. You fool nobody.

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> All you, Linus. You fool nobody.


Watching you be wrong about just about everything never gets old. Find your name anywhere in the historical record, Greg?

It was everywhere internationally for forty years. Once my mentor retired in 1989, I was the guy, a station you most definitely never occupied.

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> It was everywhere internationally for forty years.

If it was ever in the historical record, it’d still be there. After all, that’s why it’s called the historical record. Do you need that explained to you too?

> Once my mentor retired in 1989, I was the guy,

Yeah, the GS-14 equivalent guy. Dime a dozen.

> a
> station you most definitely never occupied.

A middling nobody known by nobody? I never aspired for such mediocrity and I certainly outperformed it.

Foreign governments never made moves to sit down and meet with you. You never worked with them to resolve international economic or financial issues.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Foreign governments never made moves to sit down
> and meet with you.

One quite a few occasions. It can actually be found in the historical record.

> You never worked with them to
> resolve international economic or financial
> issues.

No. Other issues. Show us where your name appears in the historical record doing such important things.

How's the game?

Zero occasions. Fraud.

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> How's the game?

Back and forth. We have bullpen issues though.

Actual JP Wrote:
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> Zero occasions. Fraud.


Exactly. Zero occasions where your name appears anywhere in the historical record.

LOL! That one rarely goes anywhere. It just does in-and-out transport work at McHenry Street as needed.

That's a Sunny's Surplus walker Greg picked up from a Pennsylvania swap meet.

He got it for like $1.25 or so. He tells that story over & over.

Greg’s big lie Wrote:
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> Exactly. Zero occasions where your name appears
> anywhere in the historical record.

How would you know?

Actual JP Wrote:
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> LOL! That one rarely goes anywhere. It just does
> in-and-out transport work at McHenry Street as
> needed.

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> Greg’s big lie Wrote:
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> -----
> > Exactly. Zero occasions where your name appears
> > anywhere in the historical record.
>
> How would you know?


How could you not know???

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> LOL! That one rarely goes anywhere. It just does
> in-and-out transport work at McHenry Street as
> needed.


Yeah. Transporting your diaper-wearing fatass confined to that very walker.

There are only diaper-delusions going on here, and those only as part of your idiotic disconnects from reality. And if I were ‘confined’ to ‘that very walker’ as you suggest, it wouldn’t be sitting out there all by itself all the time, would it? With a carbon copy also doing nothing at all over at the Sweet Spot?

Sure it would. You use it to get to and from the house to your cars. As seen here:



You leave it there when you go out so it's there when you come back.

And why would you have a "carbon copy" if that's not you and it's not yours?

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> There are only diaper-delusions going on here, and
> those only as part of your idiotic disconnects
> from reality.

You lie. Photos don’t. That’s clearly a photo of a diaper-wearing fatass confined to a walker aka Greg Thomas. Father of two time DUI Megan and couldn’t make it to adulthood Alex. We won’t mention their other proclivities.

> And if I were ‘confined’ to
> ‘that very walker’ as you suggest, it
> wouldn’t be sitting out there all by itself all
> the time, would it?

You’ve “bragged” about getting others. Likely on BCBS FEP. I had a surgery once in my early 40s on the ankle. Got a whole cane that I needed for a whole 2 days for $4.

>With a carbon copy also doing
> nothing at all over at the Sweet Spot?

Too late. You’ve fucked up too many times. You’ve never been able to explain why both your vehicles overnighted on McHenry from 1/31/23 to 2/1/23. Don’t suppose you can now.

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> You leave it there when you go out so it's there
> when you come back.

Doesn’t sound much like ‘confinement’ to me. Sounds more like ‘confusion’.

You can't get there and back without it. You can't get anywhere else without one. Unless maybe being pushed in a wheelchair.

aka 'confined'

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> Easy one Wrote:
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> > You leave it there when you go out so it's
> there
> > when you come back.
>
> Doesn’t sound much like ‘confinement’ to me.
> Sounds more like ‘confusion’.

You’re the fatass confined to that walker on McHenry. That’s the fact. How you decide to describe it is irrelevant. You’re a nobody. Historical record confirms it. You’re a loser. Your kids are losers. You’ll be remembered for nothing. Seriously, absolutely nothing.

He'll be remembered for his walker.

Meade Skelton is young enough to be Greg’s son. Meade has already accomplished more than Greg and will be remembered far longer than Greg.

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> > > > > months before your anticipated retirement
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> > > you
> > > > to
> > > > > designate a representative or agent,
> known
> > as
> > > > your
> > > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
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> > > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > > important
> > > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> > such
> > > > as
> > > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > > withholding
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> > > or
> > > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > > become
> > > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > > >
> > > > > Further information and the required form
> > are
> > > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> > the
> > > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > > Attorney.
> > > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > > completing.
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> > > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> > and
> > > > must
> > > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > > signed
> > > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> > act
> > > as
> > > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> > Any
> > > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > > completing a new form.
> > > > >
> > > > > In the event you have any questions
> > > concerning
> > > > the
> > > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> > advice.
> > > > >
> > > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > > Retirement Living Calculator
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> > > intended
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> > > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > > potential
> > > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> > have
> > > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > be
> > > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > > planning
> > > > > from a certified financial planner.
> Consult
> > > > your
> > > > > personal certified financial planner for
> > more
> > > > > accurate details.
> > > > >
> > > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> > must
> > > > have
> > > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or
> later.Thank
> > > you
> > > > > for visiting the Retirement Section on
> the
> > > City
> > > > of
> > > > > Long Beach's Human Resources website.
> Here
> > > you
> > > > > will find information about the
> retirement
> > > > > benefits offered by the City through
> > CalPERS,
> > > > how
> > > > > to calculate your pension, how to apply,
> > and
> > > > other
> > > > > useful information about the retirement
> > > system.
> > > > >
> > > > > For information on the retirement
> process,
> > > > refer
> > > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> > have
> > > > any
> > > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > > (888)
> > > > > 225-7377.
> > > > >
> > > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > > System
> > > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > > CalPERS
> > > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> > (the
> > > > City
> > > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > > health
> > > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > > public
> > > > > employees, retirees, and their families
> and
> > > > more
> > > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > > >
> > > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > > >
> > > > > Click on the following links to access
> the
> > > PDF
> > > > > file of the City's various CalPERS
> Contract
> > > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members,
> Fire
> > > > Safety
> > > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> > Lifeguard
> > > > > Safety Member.
> > > > >
> > > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > > The City Offers Three Types Of
> Retirements:
> > > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> > And
> > > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > > >
> > > > > Service Retirement
> > > > > Service retirement is the general
> > retirement
> > > > from
> > > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > > years
> > > > of
> > > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment
> of
> > > the
> > > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > > >
> > > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > > Disability retirement consists of a
> monthly
> > > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> > rest
> > > > of
> > > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > > disabling
> > > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > > disability
> > > > > need not be related to your employment.
> To
> > > > qualify
> > > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > > your
> > > > job
> > > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > > condition
> > > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > > requirement;
> > > > > however, you must have at least five
> years
> > of
> > > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > > >
> > > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > > Only)
> > > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > > job-related
> > > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > > employee
> > > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard),
> you
> > > may
> > > > be
> > > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> > life
> > > > (or
> > > > > until you recover from your disabling
> > injury
> > > or
> > > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> > service
> > > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > > retirement.
> > > > >
> > > > > View PARS Online
> > > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate
> Calculator
> > > can
> > > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > > benefits.
> > > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may
> also
> > > add
> > > > > various retirement dates, salary
> > information,
> > > > and
> > > > > future employment information to see how
> > > these
> > > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use
> the
> > > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > > without
> > > > a
> > > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > > information
> > > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > > Statement
> > > > > will be automatically added to the
> > > Calculator.
> > > > >
> > > > > Reciprocity
> > > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> > California
> > > > > public retirement systems, which allows
> you
> > > to
> > > > > move from one retirement system to the
> > other
> > > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal
> agreements
> > > may
> > > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> > between
> > > > the
> > > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > > Currently,
> > > > you
> > > > > must leave and enter into employment with
> a
> > > > > reciprocal public agency within six
> months
> > to
> > > > be
> > > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > > including
> > > > a
> > > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > > agreements
> > > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS
> page
> > > and
> > > > > download Publication 16. Please note
> there
> > is
> > > > > currently no reciprocity agreements
> between
> > > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > > Pension
> > > > > (LAFPP).
> > > > >
> > > > > For further information, review the
> CalPERS
> > > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > > Systems",
> > > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > > 225-7377
> > > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> > CalPERS
> > > > > Regional Office.
> > > > >
> > > > > Death Benefits
> > > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > > Categories - If you die before you
> retire,
> > > > CalPERS
> > > > > provides several benefits for your family
> > or
> > > > the
> > > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > > miscellaneous
> > > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > > categories:
> > > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> > death,
> > > > and
> > > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > > (fire,
> > > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > > categories:
> > > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> > Death.
> > > > >
> > > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > > To those who separate from
> CalPERS-covered
> > > > > employment: upon your death, your
> > beneficiary
> > > > will
> > > > > receive the limited death benefit (a
> refund
> > > of
> > > > > your contributions plus interest). No
> other
> > > > > benefit will be payable, except as
> provided
> > > by
> > > > law
> > > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > > death
> > > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> > order:
> > > > (1)
> > > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> > (3)
> > > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> > and
> > > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> > (7)
> > > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > > law.
> > > > >
> > > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > > earlier
> > > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > > form
> > > > is
> > > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > > Publications. Certain death benefits
> allow
> > > you
> > > > to
> > > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary.
> If
> > > you
> > > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry,
> (2)
> > > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > > marriage,
> > > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > > terminate
> > > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> > your
> > > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> > will,
> > > > by
> > > > > law, be revoked.
> > > > >
> > > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death
> Benefits
> > > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > > Local Safety
> > > > >
> > > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > > When you retire, you may choose to
> receive
> > > the
> > > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > > reduction
> > > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > > select.
> > > > >
> > > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > > amount
> > > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > > Each
> > > > of
> > > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> > named
> > > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > > provides
> > > > a
> > > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > > contributions.
> > > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> > monthly
> > > > > allowance. The reduction to your
> unmodified
> > > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > > choose.
> > > > > "Option factors" are used to determine
> this
> > > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > > based
> > > > on
> > > > > tables that take into consideration your
> > age
> > > > and
> > > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> > information
> > > > on
> > > > > the various options is available in the
> > > CalPERS
> > > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > > >
> > > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > > Benefits
> > > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > > >
> > > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > > It is suggested that you begin filling
> out
> > > the
> > > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> > five
> > > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > > date.
> > > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > > submitted
> > > > to
> > > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > > retirement
> > > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> > Guide"
> > > > for
> > > > > further information.
> > > > >
> > > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> > Retirement,
> > > May
> > > > I
> > > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > > time
> > > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > > your
> > > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> > mind,
> > > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > > 225-7377.
> > > > If
> > > > > you have completed the paperwork
> allocating
> > > > your
> > > > > unused sick leave, you also need to
> contact
> > > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in
> mind
> > > > that
> > > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > > separation date, therefore, your
> department
> > > > will
> > > > > proceed with the City's separation
> document
> > > > unless
> > > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > > return
> > > > to
> > > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > > position
> > > > > available for you.)
> > > > >
> > > > > Be advised that changes to your
> retirement
> > > date
> > > > > may result in a delay in you receiving
> your
> > > > first
> > > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > > >
> > > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > > Planning for your retirement may seem
> like
> > a
> > > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > > beginning
> > > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > > your
> > > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > > smooth
> > > > and
> > > > > successful retirement application
> process.
> > > The
> > > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> > thru
> > > > the
> > > > > retirement application process.
> > > > >
> > > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> > in
> > > > > benefits may convert their unused hours
> of
> > > sick
> > > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision
> and
> > > > long
> > > > > term care insurance premiums into
> > retirement.
> > > > >
> > > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > > information.
> > > > >
> > > > > Please Note: Change of insurance
> providers
> > > may
> > > > > only be done during retiree open
> enrollment
> > > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> > effective
> > > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> > moving
> > > > out
> > > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> > Benefits
> > >
> > > > at
> > > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the
> portability
> > of
> > > > your
> > > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> > will
> > > > be
> > > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > > later
> > > > > date (when you move). Also, once you
> cancel
> > > > your
> > > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > > >
> > > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney
> allows
> > > you
> > > > to
> > > > > designate a representative or agent,
> known
> > as
> > > > your
> > > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> > retirement
> > > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of
> Attorney
> > > on
> > > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > > designated
> > > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > > important
> > > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> > such
> > > > as
> > > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > > withholding
> > > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> > checks;
> > > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary
> designations;
> > > or
> > > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > > become
> > > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > > >
> > > > > Further information and the required form
> > are
> > > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> > the
> > > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > > Attorney.
> > > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > > completing.
> > > > To
> > > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> > and
> > > > must
> > > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > > signed
> > > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> > act
> > > as
> > > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> > Any
> > > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > > completing a new form.
> > > > >
> > > > > In the event you have any questions
> > > concerning
> > > > the
> > > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> > advice.
> > > > >
> > > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > > intended
> > > > to
> > > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > > potential
> > > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> > have
> > > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > be
> > > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > > planning
> > > > > from a certified financial planner.
> Consult
> > > > your
> > > > > personal certified financial planner for
> > more
> > > > > accurate details.
> > > > >
> > > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> > must
> > > > have
> > > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or
> laterThank
> > > you
> > > > for
> > > > > visiting the Retirement Section on the
> City
> > > of
> > > > > Long Beach's Human Resources website.
> Here
> > > you
> > > > > will find information about the
> retirement
> > > > > benefits offered by the City through
> > CalPERS,
> > > > how
> > > > > to calculate your pension, how to apply,
> > and
> > > > other
> > > > > useful information about the retirement
> > > system.
> > > > >
> > > > > For information on the retirement
> process,
> > > > refer
> > > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> > have
> > > > any
> > > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > > (888)
> > > > > 225-7377.
> > > > >
> > > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > > System
> > > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > > CalPERS
> > > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> > (the
> > > > City
> > > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > > health
> > > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > > public
> > > > > employees, retirees, and their families
> and
> > > > more
> > > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > > >
> > > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > > >
> > > > > Click on the following links to access
> the
> > > PDF
> > > > > file of the City's various CalPERS
> Contract
> > > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members,
> Fire
> > > > Safety
> > > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> > Lifeguard
> > > > > Safety Member.
> > > > >
> > > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > > The City Offers Three Types Of
> Retirements:
> > > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> > And
> > > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > > >
> > > > > Service Retirement
> > > > > Service retirement is the general
> > retirement
> > > > from
> > > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > > years
> > > > of
> > > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment
> of
> > > the
> > > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > > >
> > > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > > Disability retirement consists of a
> monthly
> > > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> > rest
> > > > of
> > > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > > disabling
> > > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > > disability
> > > > > need not be related to your employment.
> To
> > > > qualify
> > > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > > your
> > > > job
> > > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > > condition
> > > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > > requirement;
> > > > > however, you must have at least five
> years
> > of
> > > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > > >
> > > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > > Only)
> > > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > > job-related
> > > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > > employee
> > > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard),
> you
> > > may
> > > > be
> > > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> > life
> > > > (or
> > > > > until you recover from your disabling
> > injury
> > > or
> > > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> > service
> > > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > > retirement.
> > > > >
> > > > > View PARS Online
> > > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate
> Calculator
> > > can
> > > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > > benefits.
> > > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may
> also
> > > add
> > > > > various retirement dates, salary
> > information,
> > > > and
> > > > > future employment information to see how
> > > these
> > > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use
> the
> > > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > > without
> > > > a
> > > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > > information
> > > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > > Statement
> > > > > will be automatically added to the
> > > Calculator.
> > > > >
> > > > > Reciprocity
> > > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> > California
> > > > > public retirement systems, which allows
> you
> > > to
> > > > > move from one retirement system to the
> > other
> > > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal
> agreements
> > > may
> > > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> > between
> > > > the
> > > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > > Currently,
> > > > you
> > > > > must leave and enter into employment with
> a
> > > > > reciprocal public agency within six
> months
> > to
> > > > be
> > > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > > including
> > > > a
> > > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > > agreements
> > > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS
> page
> > > and
> > > > > download Publication 16. Please note
> there
> > is
> > > > > currently no reciprocity agreements
> between
> > > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > > Pension
> > > > > (LAFPP).
> > > > >
> > > > > For further information, review the
> CalPERS
> > > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > > Systems",
> > > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > > 225-7377
> > > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> > CalPERS
> > > > > Regional Office.
> > > > >
> > > > > Death Benefits
> > > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > > Categories - If you die before you
> retire,
> > > > CalPERS
> > > > > provides several benefits for your family
> > or
> > > > the
> > > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > > miscellaneous
> > > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > > categories:
> > > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> > death,
> > > > and
> > > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > > (fire,
> > > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > > categories:
> > > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> > Death.
> > > > >
> > > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > > To those who separate from
> CalPERS-covered
> > > > > employment: upon your death, your
> > beneficiary
> > > > will
> > > > > receive the limited death benefit (a
> refund
> > > of
> > > > > your contributions plus interest). No
> other
> > > > > benefit will be payable, except as
> provided
> > > by
> > > > law
> > > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > > death
> > > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> > order:
> > > > (1)
> > > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> > (3)
> > > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> > and
> > > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> > (7)
> > > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > > law.
> > > > >
> > > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > > earlier
> > > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > > form
> > > > is
> > > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > > Publications. Certain death benefits
> allow
> > > you
> > > > to
> > > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary.
> If
> > > you
> > > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry,
> (2)
> > > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > > marriage,
> > > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > > terminate
> > > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> > your
> > > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> > will,
> > > > by
> > > > > law, be revoked.
> > > > >
> > > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death
> Benefits
> > > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > > Local Safety
> > > > >
> > > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > > When you retire, you may choose to
> receive
> > > the
> > > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > > reduction
> > > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > > select.
> > > > >
> > > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > > amount
> > > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > > Each
> > > > of
> > > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> > named
> > > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > > provides
> > > > a
> > > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > > contributions.
> > > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> > monthly
> > > > > allowance. The reduction to your
> unmodified
> > > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > > choose.
> > > > > "Option factors" are used to determine
> this
> > > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > > based
> > > > on
> > > > > tables that take into consideration your
> > age
> > > > and
> > > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> > information
> > > > on
> > > > > the various options is available in the
> > > CalPERS
> > > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > > >
> > > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > > Benefits
> > > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > > >
> > > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > > It is suggested that you begin filling
> out
> > > the
> > > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> > five
> > > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > > date.
> > > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > > submitted
> > > > to
> > > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > > retirement
> > > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> > Guide"
> > > > for
> > > > > further information.
> > > > >
> > > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> > Retirement,
> > > May
> > > > I
> > > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > > time
> > > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > > your
> > > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> > mind,
> > > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > > 225-7377.
> > > > If
> > > > > you have completed the paperwork
> allocating
> > > > your
> > > > > unused sick leave, you also need to
> contact
> > > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in
> mind
> > > > that
> > > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > > separation date, therefore, your
> department
> > > > will
> > > > > proceed with the City's separation
> document
> > > > unless
> > > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > > return
> > > > to
> > > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > > position
> > > > > available for you.)
> > > > >
> > > > > Be advised that changes to your
> retirement
> > > date
> > > > > may result in a delay in you receiving
> your
> > > > first
> > > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > > >
> > > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > > Planning for your retirement may seem
> like
> > a
> > > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > > beginning
> > > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > > your
> > > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > > smooth
> > > > and
> > > > > successful retirement application
> process.
> > > The
> > > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> > thru
> > > > the
> > > > > retirement application process.
> > > > >
> > > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> > in
> > > > > benefits may convert their unused hours
> of
> > > sick
> > > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision
> and
> > > > long
> > > > > term care insurance premiums into
> > retirement.
> > > > >
> > > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > > information.
> > > > >
> > > > > Please Note: Change of insurance
> providers
> > > may
> > > > > only be done during retiree open
> enrollment
> > > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> > effective
> > > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> > moving
> > > > out
> > > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> > Benefits
> > >
> > > > at
> > > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the
> portability
> > of
> > > > your
> > > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> > will
> > > > be
> > > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > > later
> > > > > date (when you move). Also, once you
> cancel
> > > > your
> > > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > > >
> > > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney
> allows
> > > you
> > > > to
> > > > > designate a representative or agent,
> known
> > as
> > > > your
> > > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> > retirement
> > > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of
> Attorney
> > > on
> > > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > > designated
> > > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > > important
> > > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> > such
> > > > as
> > > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > > withholding
> > > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> > checks;
> > > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary
> designations;
> > > or
> > > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > > become
> > > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > > >
> > > > > Further information and the required form
> > are
> > > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> > the
> > > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > > Attorney.
> > > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > > completing.
> > > > To
> > > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> > and
> > > > must
> > > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > > signed
> > > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> > act
> > > as
> > > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> > Any
> > > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > > completing a new form.
> > > > >
> > > > > In the event you have any questions
> > > concerning
> > > > the
> > > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> > advice.
> > > > >
> > > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > > intended
> > > > to
> > > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > > potential
> > > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> > have
> > > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > be
> > > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > > planning
> > > > > from a certified financial planner.
> Consult
> > > > your
> > > > > personal certified financial planner for
> > more
> > > > > accurate details.
> > > > >
> > > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> > must
> > > > have
> > > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.
> > > > >
> > > > > Thank you for visiting the Retirement
> > Section
> > > > on
> > > > > the City of Long Beach's Human Resources
> > > > website.
> > > > > Here you will find information about the
> > > > > retirement benefits offered by the City
> > > through
> > > > > CalPERS, how to calculate your pension,
> how
> > > to
> > > > > apply, and other useful information about
> > the
> > > > > retirement system.
> > > > >
> > > > > For information on the retirement
> process,
> > > > refer
> > > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> > have
> > > > any
> > > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > > (888)
> > > > > 225-7377.
> > > > >
> > > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > > System
> > > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > > CalPERS
> > > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> > (the
> > > > City
> > > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > > health
> > > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > > public
> > > > > employees, retirees, and their families
> and
> > > > more
> > > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > > >
> > > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > > >
> > > > > Click on the following links to access
> the
> > > PDF
> > > > > file of the City's various CalPERS
> Contract
> > > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members,
> Fire
> > > > Safety
> > > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> > Lifeguard
> > > > > Safety Member.
> > > > >
> > > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > > The City Offers Three Types Of
> Retirements:
> > > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> > And
> > > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > > >
> > > > > Service Retirement
> > > > > Service retirement is the general
> > retirement
> > > > from
> > > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > > years
> > > > of
> > > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment
> of
> > > the
> > > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > > >
> > > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > > Disability retirement consists of a
> monthly
> > > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> > rest
> > > > of
> > > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > > disabling
> > > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > > disability
> > > > > need not be related to your employment.
> To
> > > > qualify
> > > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > > your
> > > > job
> > > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > > condition
> > > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > > requirement;
> > > > > however, you must have at least five
> years
> > of
> > > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > > >
> > > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > > Only)
> > > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > > job-related
> > > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > > employee
> > > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard),
> you
> > > may
> > > > be
> > > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> > life
> > > > (or
> > > > > until you recover from your disabling
> > injury
> > > or
> > > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> > service
> > > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > > retirement.
> > > > >
> > > > > View PARS Online
> > > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate
> Calculator
> > > can
> > > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > > benefits.
> > > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may
> also
> > > add
> > > > > various retirement dates, salary
> > information,
> > > > and
> > > > > future employment information to see how
> > > these
> > > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use
> the
> > > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > > without
> > > > a
> > > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > > information
> > > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > > Statement
> > > > > will be automatically added to the
> > > Calculator.
> > > > >
> > > > > Reciprocity
> > > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> > California
> > > > > public retirement systems, which allows
> you
> > > to
> > > > > move from one retirement system to the
> > other
> > > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal
> agreements
> > > may
> > > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> > between
> > > > the
> > > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > > Currently,
> > > > you
> > > > > must leave and enter into employment with
> a
> > > > > reciprocal public agency within six
> months
> > to
> > > > be
> > > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > > including
> > > > a
> > > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > > agreements
> > > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS
> page
> > > and
> > > > > download Publication 16. Please note
> there
> > is
> > > > > currently no reciprocity agreements
> between
> > > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > > Pension
> > > > > (LAFPP).
> > > > >
> > > > > For further information, review the
> CalPERS
> > > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > > Systems",
> > > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > > 225-7377
> > > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> > CalPERS
> > > > > Regional Office.
> > > > >
> > > > > Death Benefits
> > > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > > Categories - If you die before you
> retire,
> > > > CalPERS
> > > > > provides several benefits for your family
> > or
> > > > the
> > > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > > miscellaneous
> > > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > > categories:
> > > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> > death,
> > > > and
> > > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > > (fire,
> > > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > > categories:
> > > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> > Death.
> > > > >
> > > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > > To those who separate from
> CalPERS-covered
> > > > > employment: upon your death, your
> > beneficiary
> > > > will
> > > > > receive the limited death benefit (a
> refund
> > > of
> > > > > your contributions plus interest). No
> other
> > > > > benefit will be payable, except as
> provided
> > > by
> > > > law
> > > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > > death
> > > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> > order:
> > > > (1)
> > > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> > (3)
> > > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> > and
> > > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> > (7)
> > > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > > law.
> > > > >
> > > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > > earlier
> > > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > > form
> > > > is
> > > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > > Publications. Certain death benefits
> allow
> > > you
> > > > to
> > > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary.
> If
> > > you
> > > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry,
> (2)
> > > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > > marriage,
> > > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > > terminate
> > > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> > your
> > > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> > will,
> > > > by
> > > > > law, be revoked.
> > > > >
> > > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death
> Benefits
> > > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > > Local Safety
> > > > >
> > > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > > When you retire, you may choose to
> receive
> > > the
> > > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > > reduction
> > > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > > select.
> > > > >
> > > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > > amount
> > > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > > Each
> > > > of
> > > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> > named
> > > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > > provides
> > > > a
> > > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > > contributions.
> > > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> > monthly
> > > > > allowance. The reduction to your
> unmodified
> > > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > > choose.
> > > > > "Option factors" are used to determine
> this
> > > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > > based
> > > > on
> > > > > tables that take into consideration your
> > age
> > > > and
> > > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> > information
> > > > on
> > > > > the various options is available in the
> > > CalPERS
> > > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > > >
> > > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > > Benefits
> > > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > > >
> > > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > > It is suggested that you begin filling
> out
> > > the
> > > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> > five
> > > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > > date.
> > > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > > submitted
> > > > to
> > > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > > retirement
> > > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> > Guide"
> > > > for
> > > > > further information.
> > > > >
> > > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> > Retirement,
> > > May
> > > > I
> > > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > > time
> > > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > > your
> > > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> > mind,
> > > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > > 225-7377.
> > > > If
> > > > > you have completed the paperwork
> allocating
> > > > your
> > > > > unused sick leave, you also need to
> contact
> > > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in
> mind
> > > > that
> > > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > > separation date, therefore, your
> department
> > > > will
> > > > > proceed with the City's separation
> document
> > > > unless
> > > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > > return
> > > > to
> > > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > > position
> > > > > available for you.)
> > > > >
> > > > > Be advised that changes to your
> retirement
> > > date
> > > > > may result in a delay in you receiving
> your
> > > > first
> > > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > > >
> > > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > > Planning for your retirement may seem
> like
> > a
> > > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > > beginning
> > > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > > your
> > > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > > smooth
> > > > and
> > > > > successful retirement application
> process.
> > > The
> > > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> > thru
> > > > the
> > > > > retirement application process.
> > > > >
> > > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> > in
> > > > > benefits may convert their unused hours
> of
> > > sick
> > > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision
> and
> > > > long
> > > > > term care insurance premiums into
> > retirement.
> > > > >
> > > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > > information.
> > > > >
> > > > > Please Note: Change of insurance
> providers
> > > may
> > > > > only be done during retiree open
> enrollment
> > > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> > effective
> > > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> > moving
> > > > out
> > > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> > Benefits
> > >
> > > > at
> > > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the
> portability
> > of
> > > > your
> > > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> > will
> > > > be
> > > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > > later
> > > > > date (when you move). Also, once you
> cancel
> > > > your
> > > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > > >
> > > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney
> allows
> > > you
> > > > to
> > > > > designate a representative or agent,
> known
> > as
> > > > your
> > > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> > retirement
> > > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of
> Attorney
> > > on
> > > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > > designated
> > > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > > important
> > > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> > such
> > > > as
> > > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > > withholding
> > > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> > checks;
> > > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary
> designations;
> > > or
> > > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > > become
> > > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > > >
> > > > > Further information and the required form
> > are
> > > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> > the
> > > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > > Attorney.
> > > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > > completing.
> > > > To
> > > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> > and
> > > > must
> > > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > > signed
> > > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> > act
> > > as
> > > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> > Any
> > > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > > completing a new form.
> > > > >
> > > > > In the event you have any questions
> > > concerning
> > > > the
> > > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> > advice.
> > > > >
> > > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > > intended
> > > > to
> > > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > > potential
> > > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> > have
> > > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > be
> > > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > > planning
> > > > > from a certified financial planner.
> Consult
> > > > your
> > > > > personal certified financial planner for
> > more
> > > > > accurate details.
> > > > >
> > > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> > must
> > > > have
> > > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.

Hahahaha!!! That’s the sort of class and intellect that typify the worst of these nattering nerds and ninnies. What a display!

STFU walker boy

Up your badly beaten ass, Linus.

^^^ Can't walk.

So feeble! And otherwise unfortunate.

^^^ So feeble! And otherwise unfortunate.

Well, Linus the Loser may once again be singing a desultory dirge of his lurid laments, but here in the Sweet Spot we’re enthusiastically preparing for our return to Nats Park against a really good ARZ team. Protests, accidents, and road races downtown will result in diversions from our regular route, but we’ll just leave a little early and get there just fine.

^^^ Wife's car will be gone from McHenry and his walker will be waiting for him in his gravel driveway again.

Eat your heart out, Linus.

No walker waiting for me fat boy.

No multiple 7-figure homes either.

One thing in common with Walker Boy.

You’re just tying to brag. As usual.

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> ^^^ Wife's car will be gone from McHenry and his
> walker will be waiting for him in his gravel
> driveway again.

Nailed it.

What a dump. Weeds already covering the driveway. Carport is a total mess with clutter. Neighbors can see his trash cans. Fence needs sealing/staining. Ridge cap over the carport is coming off. Speaking of roof, is he too poor to afford architectural shingles at the very least? It’s obvious slate is well out of his price range. The screens are dingy. It’s an eye sore.

^^ Mega-stupid shit. Meanwhile, the wealthy retiree is enjoying a smash-burger up in the club.

Come back home soon. I miss you!

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^ Mega-stupid shit.

Just more facts you can’t seem to emotionally handle.

> Meanwhile, the wealthy
> retiree is enjoying a smash-burger up in the club.

Tell him to enjoy it.

Greg’s big lie Wrote:
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> Just more facts you can’t seem to emotionally handle.

Inartful split infinitive.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Greg’s big lie Wrote:
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> -----
> > Just more facts you can’t seem to emotionally
> handle.
>
> Inartful split infinitive.


Lying fraud and middling nobody.

You never take me anywhere.

Simple shit.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Simple shit.


Your house is a dump.

Greg’s big lie Wrote:
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> Your house is a dump.

No, and neither is the other one.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Greg’s big lie Wrote:
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> > Your house is a dump.
>
> No, and neither is the other one.


Yes, and that’s the only one.

Have some pride and clean up that clutter in the carport. Get a shed, or at least enclosure, for your garbage and recycling bins.

Off yourself, Fag Biy.
Ps. Nats win.

Greg’s drunk.
Greg loses.

He’s so ashamed of where he lives. To be fair, I’d be ashamed to live in such squalor.

LOL! You couldn’t afford the financing.

LOL! You can't get into your one and only house without me.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> LOL! You couldn’t afford the financing.


I could purchase it in cash, Dope. You don’t even have the resources to keep it properly maintained.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Off yourself, Fag Biy.

Alex offed himself with his gook boyfriend. Probably why the tox report showed meth and cum in each of their stomachs.

Now you’ve got Alex’s former teammates telling stories about him begging other dudes to piss on him.

His former teammates will soon be hitting the age of 50. You have yet to reach 15.

Greg’s big lie Wrote:
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> I could purchase it in cash, Dope.

Keeping in mind that prices are determined between a willing buyer and a willing seller, what do you think the place would go for?

> You don’t even have the resources to keep it properly maintained.

When was the last mulching and overseeding done would you say?



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Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Greg’s big lie Wrote:
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> > I could purchase it in cash, Dope.
>
> Keeping in mind that prices are determined between
> a willing buyer and a willing seller, what do you
> think the place would go for?

Whatever Megan is advised to sell it for.

> > You don’t even have the resources to keep it
> properly maintained.
>
> When was the last mulching and overseeding done
> would you say?

As if that’s the only maintenance needed on that dump.

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> Whatever Megan is advised to sell it for.

So actually, you have no idea whether you could afford it or not. What a shock!

> As if that’s the only maintenance needed on that dump.

No, as if each of those had been done within the past two weeks.

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> Greg’s big lie Wrote:
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> > Whatever Megan is advised to sell it for.
>
> So actually, you have no idea whether you could
> afford it or not. What a shock!

It’s called fair market value, Greg. An actual economist would know about such things. And I’m more than confident I have the assets to pay cash for that dump. Maybe I will one day. I’d tear it down, clear the lot, and put up a sign, that reads, “you see nothing just as Greg Thomas was a nobody.”

> > As if that’s the only maintenance needed on
> that dump.
>
> No, as if each of those had been done within the
> past two weeks.

It’s a start. A meager one at that. When are you clearing the weeds off the driveway? When are you removing the clutter from the carport? The list goes on.

Pretty obvious here that “Greg’s big lie” is just a worthless shit-slinger.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Pretty obvious here that “Greg’s big lie” is
> just a worthless shit-slinger.


What’s pretty obvious is that Greg can’t accept or deal with facts.

The photo clearly shows weeds on the driveway. When are you going to deal with that.

The photo clearly shows clutter in the carport. When are you going to deal with that?

Greg’s big lie Wrote:
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> It’s called fair market value, Greg.

> LOL! An actual economist would know about such things.

That would be me, not you.

> And I’m more than confident I have the assets to pay cash
> for that dump.

Dumb and dumber.

> When are you clearing the weeds off the driveway?

No time soon. Pesticides are not good.

> ...removing the clutter from the carport?

Painters already did that

> The list goes on.

And it’s all just more of your pathetic envious butthurt.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Greg’s big lie Wrote:
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> > It’s called fair market value, Greg.
>
> > LOL! An actual economist would know about such
> things.
>
> That would be me, not you.

And yet “fair market value” was a foreign concept to you.

> > And I’m more than confident I have the assets
> to pay cash
> > for that dump.
>
> Dumb and dumber.

Again, your aversion to facts is showing.

> > When are you clearing the weeds off the
> driveway?
>
> No time soon. Pesticides are not good.

Too dumb. There are multiple ways to clear weeds aside from herbicides. It’s even possible to prevent them in the first place.

> > ...removing the clutter from the carport?
>
> Painters already did that

The latest photo would indicate otherwise.

> > The list goes on.
>
> And it’s all just more of your pathetic envious
> butthurt.

Envious of that dump? When are going to get an enclosure for those unsightly trash and recycling bins?

^^^ Broke-ass, butthurt loser. From Falls Church City.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ Broke-ass, butthurt loser. From Falls Church
> City.


Wrong on all counts, but we’re used to it. Were you aware that your nemesis, who clearly lives in your head rent free, doesn’t actually live in the City of Falls Church? Pretty funny, eh? According to Arlington County, though, his property assesses at just over $2M. You were right about one thing. He’s not married. At least, not anymore.

You can run, but you can’t hide. Worthless, lying sack of shit.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You can run, but you can’t hide. Worthless,
> lying sack of shit.


LOL! You’re the one trying to run and hide from your own miserable reality. And failing miserably at it. Trying to one up each other, you dumbasses left a trail of breadcrumbs to your respective doors. Mightily stupid.

Hahahahahahs!!! What a fool!!!

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Hahahahahahs!!! What a fool!!!


This is what happens when the idiot gets cornered. Nothing to say but nonsense.

He can't run from anything. His best is more like a hobble. Maybe kinda mosey on a good day with my help.

One of us was a National Merit Finalist and has a $1000 kitten.