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GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 08, 2010 08:18PM

Hello, FFXU. In case you were not already aware, my son, Reynold Peyton Misery, has been kidnapped. Teri and I still have faith that he will be returned to us safe and unharmed. The kidnapper, who is known on the street as "Registered Voter", is demanding a ransom of 1 Million dollars. Though both the FBI and the CIA are working diligently around the clock to find our baby, Teri and I have become inpatient...

Well, FFXU......now I need YOUR help. I WILL NOT cave into the kidnapper's demands. Instead, I offer to YOU---citizens of the Fairfax Underground--a reward of TWO million dollars in unmarked bills to anyone who can provide information leading to the apprehension and arrest of "Registered Voter" and the safe return home of Reynold.

Bring Reynold home to us, safe and sound, before it's too late...

Goodnight.

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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Re: GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2010 08:20PM

I put him in a blender and make an infant smoothie out of him. Yummy.

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Re: GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 09, 2010 02:02AM

eesh Wrote:
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> I put him in a blender and make an infant smoothie
> out of him. Yummy.

shit, really?

I'm keepin' my money then.

say goodbye, Reynold! We love you!
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Re: GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 09, 2010 07:19AM

THIS IS BULLSHIT! YOU GAVE UP TOO EASILY, MIZ...

MAYBE EESH WAS LYING!?

HOW CAN YOU JUST ACCEPT IT SO EASILY?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 09, 2010 07:54AM

Where's Billie Jean at?

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!
Posted by: The Interragator ()
Date: September 09, 2010 07:55AM

Where is he eesh?!

Where are you hiding him?!

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Re: GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!
Posted by: Felicia ()
Date: September 09, 2010 08:01AM

Maybe pasi'on took him on a drive-by?

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Re: GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 09, 2010 08:01AM

I've heard that he's currently at the bottom of a Black & Decker.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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