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Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: Amber Alert ()
Date: September 07, 2010 09:46AM

MISSING: Reynold Peyton Misery
AGE: 6 weeks
WEIGHT: 15 lbs
HAIR COLOR: Black

Last seen wearing a pink hat and pink shirt driving a blue smart car on I-270 near Father Hurley Blvd.
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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: bullshit detector ()
Date: September 07, 2010 09:49AM

next time you try to pass off a picture that you got off the internet as a real person... try removing the jap lettering on the bottom right of the pic.

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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 07, 2010 10:01AM

Hey goofball, Misery's mother was 1/16th Japanese.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 07, 2010 10:14AM

WhatTF, man!

This happened the same month that Susie "Steak and Shrimp" Olsen "disappeared"...

I don't believe in coincidences... Something fishy is definitely going on...



Signatures are for fags

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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: September 07, 2010 10:20AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> WhatTF, man!
>
> This happened the same month that Susie "Steak and
> Shrimp" Olsen "disappeared"...
>
> I don't believe in coincidences... Something fishy
> is definitely going on...
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?4
> 0,file=20785,filename=HaveUseenME.jpg

Hopefully she doesn't end up like Jodie...

8KXTD00Z.jpg

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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 07, 2010 10:20AM

... age progresses to Kirstie Alley?


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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/07/2010 10:24AM by Troll@AOL.

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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 07, 2010 10:24AM

I just got an update on Reynold, guys...

According to several eyewitnesses, Reynold was last seen with this man:

Signatures are for fags
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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 07, 2010 10:27AM

Sorry, Misery's kid made a healthy and tasty dinner.





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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 07, 2010 10:29AM

There must be some mistake Mr. Tuttle. That is John Cofe
the FU Breakfast Chef. He couldn't have possibly been
the one because he was with me, making pancakes.


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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 07, 2010 10:30AM

That is just inappropriate and completely unfunny...

You are a sad, disgusting, and quite sickly, man...

eesh Wrote:
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> Sorry, Misery's kid made a healthy and tasty
> dinner.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 07, 2010 10:48AM

Thanks for coming in today Mr Cofe, we really do appreciate all
your help around here. I think this morning I'll have my eggs
sunny side up and continental with a tall glass of OJ, thanks.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: witness ()
Date: September 07, 2010 03:12PM

I saw this kid at hollywood casino at about 2am. I thought he was a gay midget who was thrown out for counting cards.

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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 08, 2010 05:28AM

just an update guys: Teri and I have been up all night...we have contacted the authorities and a county-wide search is underway for poor Reynold. So far there are no suspects, but there is a 'person of interest'....he goes by the street name "Registered Voter".....if you have any information on this "Registered Voter" character, don't hesitate to contact the Fairfax County Police Department. THe FBI and the CIA are also getting involved, in the event that Reynold has been transported over state lines, or over borders. President Obama will address the nation on this sad issue today at 3:45pm.

Please keep Reynold in your prayers and report any suspicious activity. Teri and I are hanging on....we still have faith that our beautiful gay baby boy will be returned to us, safe and sound.

thank you, FFXU, and godspeed.

We love you, Reynold!!!!!
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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 08, 2010 08:22PM

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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: nope ()
Date: September 08, 2010 08:24PM

Have I seen this child?

No..and I hope to god i never do.

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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 09, 2010 02:16AM

thank you for all your support, but my son is dead. Eesh killed him by putting him into a blender. Eesh is going away for a very, very long time.....

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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 09, 2010 07:24AM

I can't believe this is how it ended...

He had so much potential..

Signatures are for fags
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Re: Alert! Have you seen this child?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 09, 2010 07:59AM

He made him into an Ethiopiaptoid slurry. I heard they're delicious, but only if the ingredients include Arab babies. Mr. Misery, does your baby share any genetics with the Bedouin peoples of Arabia?

I have also captured a security image of the toddler who aided and abetted in the initial kidnapping:


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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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