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Priest wants Pope to measure his anus
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News bug
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Date: July 22, 2011 12:45PM
Andrés García Torres was "separated" from his Catholic parish after a photo surfaced of him shirtless with his arm around another man, and now the priest is offering to go to extreme measures to prove he's not gay, according to a report from Spain's Antena 3 and El Pais.
"I have told them that they should do the test to measure my anus to see whether it is dilated," the priest says in the video, according to a HuffPost translation.
Torres, who's 46, was a priest in Fuenlabrada, a city about 15 miles south of Madrid.
The reporter in the video says that the church has removed Torres for "pastoral" reasons, although Torres says the church has evidence that says proves he's gay, including web postings of him soliciting himself to other men.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/15/andres-garcia-torres-spanish-priest-anus_n_900209.html
"I have told them that they should do the test to measure my anus to see whether it is dilated," the priest says in the video, according to a HuffPost translation.
Torres, who's 46, was a priest in Fuenlabrada, a city about 15 miles south of Madrid.
The reporter in the video says that the church has removed Torres for "pastoral" reasons, although Torres says the church has evidence that says proves he's gay, including web postings of him soliciting himself to other men.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/15/andres-garcia-torres-spanish-priest-anus_n_900209.html
Re: Priest wants Pope to measure his anus
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WashingTone-Locian
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Date: July 22, 2011 12:58PM
I think this is all a ploy to get the Pope to touch his gay ass.
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Re: Priest wants Pope to measure his anus
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Les
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Date: July 22, 2011 01:05PM
Good thing there's no Spanish Inquisition.
Re: Priest wants Pope to measure his anus
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WashingTone-Locian
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Date: July 22, 2011 01:07PM
Les Wrote:
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> Good thing there's no Spanish Inquisition.
Nothing's gayer or more sinful than shoving shit up your ass. Now sit here while the Church shoves shit up your ass...
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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> Good thing there's no Spanish Inquisition.
Nothing's gayer or more sinful than shoving shit up your ass. Now sit here while the Church shoves shit up your ass...
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm