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Magic Green Hat
Posted by:
possee
()
Date: July 21, 2011 09:12AM
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my
Magic green hat ......
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering,
I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
But....... Don't try it at McDonald's though.
The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!!!
HERE IS THE HAT. face>size>
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my
Magic green hat ......
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering,
I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
But....... Don't try it at McDonald's though.
The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!!!
Re: Magic Green Hat
Posted by:
gtfo!
()
Date: July 21, 2011 09:16AM
possee Wrote:
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> The other day I needed to go to the emergency
> room.
>
> Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my
>
> Magic green hat ......
>
> When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of
> the people got up and left.
>
> I guess they decided that they weren't that sick
> after all.
>
> Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
>
>
> It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
>
>
> At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering,
> I had my choice of any machine, most still
> running.
>
>
> But....... Don't try it at McDonald's though.
>
> The whole crew got up and left and l never got my
> order!!!
>
>
> HERE IS THE HAT.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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> The other day I needed to go to the emergency
> room.
>
> Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my
>
> Magic green hat ......
>
> When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of
> the people got up and left.
>
> I guess they decided that they weren't that sick
> after all.
>
> Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
>
>
> It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
>
>
> At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering,
> I had my choice of any machine, most still
> running.
>
>
> But....... Don't try it at McDonald's though.
>
> The whole crew got up and left and l never got my
> order!!!
>
>
> HERE IS THE HAT.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
Attachments:
Re: Magic Green Hat
Posted by:
v nice
()
Date: July 21, 2011 12:57PM
possee Wrote:
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> The other day I needed to go to the emergency
> room.
>
> Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my
>
> Magic green hat ......
>
> When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of
> the people got up and left.
>
> I guess they decided that they weren't that sick
> after all.
>
> Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
>
>
> It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
>
>
> At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering,
> I had my choice of any machine, most still
> running.
>
>
> But....... Don't try it at McDonald's though.
>
> The whole crew got up and left and l never got my
> order!!!
McDonald's has a policy of not hiring illegals...nor whining amerikan teenagers..nor their whining parents.
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> The other day I needed to go to the emergency
> room.
>
> Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my
>
> Magic green hat ......
>
> When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of
> the people got up and left.
>
> I guess they decided that they weren't that sick
> after all.
>
> Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
>
>
> It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
>
>
> At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering,
> I had my choice of any machine, most still
> running.
>
>
> But....... Don't try it at McDonald's though.
>
> The whole crew got up and left and l never got my
> order!!!
McDonald's has a policy of not hiring illegals...nor whining amerikan teenagers..nor their whining parents.
Re: Magic Green Hat
Posted by:
JGay
()
Date: July 21, 2011 01:47PM
JBass Wrote:
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> I LOVE this!--- VVV
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> I LOVE this!--- VVV
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Re: Magic Green Hat
Posted by:
St. Patrick
()
Date: July 21, 2011 02:50PM
Here's my green hat :)
Re: Magic Green Hat
Posted by:
julio
()
Date: July 22, 2011 07:22AM
All you uppity white folk should get down on your knees and thank the entire hispanic community for doing your dirty work.
Re: Magic Green Hat
Posted by:
ProVallone
()
Date: July 22, 2011 07:57AM
julio Wrote:
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> All you uppity white folk should get down on your
> knees and thank the entire hispanic community for
> doing your dirty work.
I would, but any good the spics do is offset by all the rapes they commit.
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> All you uppity white folk should get down on your
> knees and thank the entire hispanic community for
> doing your dirty work.
I would, but any good the spics do is offset by all the rapes they commit.
Re: Magic Green Hat
Posted by:
iceman
()
Date: July 22, 2011 09:11AM
A better, more convincing costume would be khaki cargo fatigues and a dark navy blue polo shirt with "ICE" embroidered over the left breast pocket area. The presence of border patrol in these parts is a rare sight.
Re: Magic Green Hat
Posted by:
HooLeo
()
Date: July 22, 2011 09:20AM
julio Wrote:
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> All you uppity white folk should get down on your
> knees and thank the entire hispanic community for
> doing your dirty work.
Thanks is in their paycheck. No get the fuck out of here.
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> All you uppity white folk should get down on your
> knees and thank the entire hispanic community for
> doing your dirty work.
Thanks is in their paycheck. No get the fuck out of here.
Re: Magic Green Hat
Posted by:
N8tive (retired)
()
Date: July 22, 2011 12:26PM
Looking at "illegal" immigration in a vacuum..without considering all immigrants and their addition to our society is short sighted. Immigrants on the poor end of the economic scale add the energy for small businesses in the short run and human capital in the long run. More middle class/well off immigrants add immediate boost to our economy, as they have for generations.
With few exceptions, everyone in this country is descended from IMMIGRANTS.
It's worked pretty good so far.
Why stop now?
With few exceptions, everyone in this country is descended from IMMIGRANTS.
It's worked pretty good so far.
Why stop now?
Re: Magic Green Hat
Posted by:
Chickpea
()
Date: July 22, 2011 12:37PM
N8tive (retired) Wrote:
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> Looking at "illegal" immigration in a
> vacuum..without considering all immigrants and
> their addition to our society is short sighted.
> Immigrants on the poor end of the economic scale
> add the energy for small businesses in the short
> run and human capital in the long run. More middle
> class/well off immigrants add immediate boost to
> our economy, as they have for generations.
>
> With few exceptions, everyone in this country is
> descended from IMMIGRANTS.
>
> It's worked pretty good so far.
>
> Why stop now?
Fruppie, where are you when we need you?
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> Looking at "illegal" immigration in a
> vacuum..without considering all immigrants and
> their addition to our society is short sighted.
> Immigrants on the poor end of the economic scale
> add the energy for small businesses in the short
> run and human capital in the long run. More middle
> class/well off immigrants add immediate boost to
> our economy, as they have for generations.
>
> With few exceptions, everyone in this country is
> descended from IMMIGRANTS.
>
> It's worked pretty good so far.
>
> Why stop now?
Fruppie, where are you when we need you?