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Had a boner at work today
Posted by: TheBoneZone ()
Date: May 02, 2012 01:12AM

Had a boner at work today. Anyone know how to stop that?

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Re: Had a boner at work today
Posted by: LorenaBobbit ()
Date: May 02, 2012 01:22AM

hedge shears

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Re: Had a boner at work today
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: May 02, 2012 06:29AM

alert the media

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Re: Had a boner at work today
Posted by: Deliverance ()
Date: May 02, 2012 07:05AM

This should take care of it.

http://www.brokencountry.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/nancy_pelosi.jpg

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Re: Had a boner at work today
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 02, 2012 07:15AM

I celebrate my boners at work. It is an advertisement of virility.
Why would you want to hide it?

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Re: Had a boner at work today
Posted by: PCT ()
Date: May 02, 2012 08:20AM

BEH Wrote:
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> I celebrate my boners at work. It is an
> advertisement of virility.
> Why would you want to hide it?

Because some dog ugly ball busting cunt feminist might see it and file a sexual harassment complaint.

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Re: Had a boner at work today
Posted by: Nice One! ()
Date: May 02, 2012 08:43AM

TheBoneZone Wrote:
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> Had a boner at work today. Anyone know how to
> stop that?

Nice! Haven't had a great boner at work in a while!

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Re: Had a boner at work today
Posted by: LetsRock ()
Date: May 02, 2012 08:46AM

PCT Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I celebrate my boners at work. It is an
> > advertisement of virility.
> > Why would you want to hide it?
>
> Because some dog ugly ball busting cunt feminist
> might see it and file a sexual harassment
> complaint.


For what? Assault with a friendly weapon?

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Re: Had a boner at work today
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: May 02, 2012 02:06PM

Go into the bathroom and rub one out real quick. You'll feel better for the rest of the day.

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Re: Had a boner at work today
Posted by: Constant Masturbation ()
Date: May 02, 2012 05:14PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Go into the bathroom and rub one out real quick.
> You'll feel better for the rest of the day.


While its better to get "paid for getting laid," this is a close second, hands on achievement.

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Re: Had a boner at work today
Posted by: Loverofporn ()
Date: May 02, 2012 05:38PM

Hey OP, You got any pics of your boner? Please post it!!!!!!!

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Re: Had a boner at work today
Posted by: fuckyou ()
Date: May 02, 2012 05:55PM

yeah you can eat a fucking dick, take your bosses penis and put it all in your mouth you dirty ass cock fucking dick loving fag rubbing bitch made country ass cunt spic cracker ass nigger

ps if your asian fuck you also...chink

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Re: Had a boner at work today
Posted by: Loverofporn ()
Date: May 04, 2012 04:06PM

Hey, why you gettin all out of shape? Such hurtful and meaningless words. I can eat a dick and suck it all the way down, balls deep!!!! Thank you. I just wanted to see the boner since you brought it up. I am a loverofporn. I am white, not any of the above discriptions. My boss is my husband and thanks, I will take his penis and do with it want I want. F**K Y*u too, for not sharing just a photo.

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Re: Had a boner at work today
Posted by: TheBoneZone ()
Date: May 04, 2012 04:30PM

Fuckyou isn't the OP, I am. Pics to follow soon!!

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Re: Had a boner at work today
Posted by: Loverofporn ()
Date: May 04, 2012 06:01PM

Thank you TheBoneZone for clearing that up. I was wondering why you might get pissed that someone would want to see a fine specimen of a man. Or a fine specimen that a man has to offer. Looking forward to the pics. Boners are awesome!!!!!!! THANX!!!

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