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I Just Got the Most Obscene Catalog in the Mail
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 05, 2013 04:50PM

I got "The Pyramid Collection" catalog in the mail. Most of it is fantasy themed clothing, it looks like something a Wiccan bitch would wear. There is even a note on the cover, "We offer goddess sizes at no extra cost!"

I turn to the back....and they have an after hours section. It's full of dildos and tantric massagers.


What is this world coming to where your junk mail includes ads for sex toys?

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Re: I Just Got the Most Obscene Catalog in the Mail
Posted by: shocker ()
Date: January 05, 2013 04:57PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I got "The Pyramid Collection" catalog in the
> mail. Most of it is fantasy themed clothing, it
> looks like something a Wiccan bitch would wear.
> There is even a note on the cover, "We offer
> goddess sizes at no extra cost!"
>
> I turn to the back....and they have an after hours
> section. It's full of dildos and tantric
> massagers.
>
>
> What is this world coming to where your junk mail
> includes ads for sex toys?


You're acting as if you're surprised? I'm sure your online and catalog shopping habits have nothing to do with the adverts sent to your residence!

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Re: I Just Got the Most Obscene Catalog in the Mail
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 05, 2013 05:12PM

shocker Wrote:
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>
> You're acting as if you're surprised? I'm sure
> your online and catalog shopping habits have
> nothing to do with the adverts sent to your
> residence!




I order exclusively from Mr. S Leather and Extreme Restraints. This Wiccan clothing/sex catalog IS shocking.

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Re: I Just Got the Most Obscene Catalog in the Mail
Posted by: Marketing Cloud ()
Date: January 05, 2013 05:19PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I got "The Pyramid Collection" catalog in the
> mail. Most of it is fantasy themed clothing, it
> looks like something a Wiccan bitch would wear.
> There is even a note on the cover, "We offer
> goddess sizes at no extra cost!"
>
> I turn to the back....and they have an after hours
> section. It's full of dildos and tantric
> massagers.
>
>
> What is this world coming to where your junk mail
> includes ads for sex toys?


Hey, data mining and consumer profiling works. What can I say.

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