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You know that theory about gay guys not wanting to sleep with every man?
Posted by: Bubba ()
Date: January 13, 2013 12:32PM

It ain't true.

I do want you, my friends, coworkers, colleagues, my siblings or just random people I pass by in life. I see you in the grocery store or Home Depot. Sometimes with a hot little piece of tail girlfriend or wife. I do look at your ass in those jeans. I imagine bending you over the couch and plowing your ass. I fantasize about drilling most men in the ass so hard that they would taste my cum when they burp.

I'm not normal. Gay men are not normal. Imagine your hetero ass reading this. You know how you live life imagining your teacher naked? Your best friends sister? The girl in the checkout line in front of you or the classroom? You know how horny you get? Well that is what a gay guy feels except it is for every man that walks across his path.

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Re: You know that theory about gay guys not wanting to sleep with every man?
Posted by: Blue Suicide ()
Date: January 13, 2013 12:57PM

Eesh thread secretly addressed to Mephisto.

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Re: You know that theory about gay guys not wanting to sleep with every man?
Posted by: Kansas City ()
Date: January 13, 2013 01:07PM

Bubba Wrote:
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> It ain't true.
>
> I do want you, my friends, coworkers, colleagues,
> my siblings or just random people I pass by in
> life. I see you in the grocery store or Home
> Depot. Sometimes with a hot little piece of tail
> girlfriend or wife. I do look at your ass in
> those jeans. I imagine bending you over the couch
> and plowing your ass. I fantasize about drilling
> most men in the ass so hard that they would taste
> my cum when they burp.
>
> I'm not normal. Gay men are not normal. Imagine
> your hetero ass reading this. You know how you
> live life imagining your teacher naked? Your best
> friends sister? The girl in the checkout line in
> front of you or the classroom? You know how horny
> you get? Well that is what a gay guy feels except
> it is for every man that walks across his path.


Ghey.

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Re: You know that theory about gay guys not wanting to sleep with every man?
Posted by: WdHcW ()
Date: January 13, 2013 04:51PM

Blue Suicide Wrote:
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> Eesh thread secretly addressed to Mephisto.


how was jail lizzie?

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Re: You know that theory about gay guys not wanting to sleep with every man?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 13, 2013 04:54PM

Lizzie knows people on the inside, he ran shit like a boss.

 

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Re: You know that theory about gay guys not wanting to sleep with every man?
Posted by: Bride of eesh ()
Date: January 13, 2013 11:45PM

Mephisto

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Re: You know that theory about gay guys not wanting to sleep with every man?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 13, 2013 11:53PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Lizzie knows people on the inside, he ran shit
> like a boss.





lizzie is a he? lol

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Re: You know that theory about gay guys not wanting to sleep with every man?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 14, 2013 12:33AM

Well, it's complicated...

 

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Re: You know that theory about gay guys not wanting to sleep with every man?
Posted by: Bride of eesh. ()
Date: January 14, 2013 12:37AM

eesh Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lizzie knows people on the inside, he ran shit
> > like a boss.
>
>
>
>
>
> lizzie is a he? lol


Mephisto

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Re: You know that theory about gay guys not wanting to sleep with every man?
Posted by: I'm an ass man ()
Date: March 17, 2013 06:00PM

I like to lick em'
I like to stick em'

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Re: You know that theory about gay guys not wanting to sleep with every man?
Posted by: Kindoftrue ()
Date: March 17, 2013 08:14PM

It is true to a certain extent. The average gay man has something like 50+ partners, whereas the regular straight guy has an average of 5 in his life time. The gays meet in public places even like parks. Straight people dont do that normall. It is kind of a sexual peversion.

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