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Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Two thumbs down ()
Date: November 22, 2013 01:45PM

Wierd looking girl.
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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: pripri ()
Date: November 22, 2013 02:13PM

Looks like she has a touch of primordial dwarfism.

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 22, 2013 02:15PM

Her parents must have been closely related, first cousins or brother/sister.

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Enrico Palazzo ()
Date: November 22, 2013 02:17PM

Wouldn't they have to be? What are there like 300 people who live in NZ?

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: 2thumbs&dickup ()
Date: November 22, 2013 02:18PM

Just a bad picture. Would hit!!

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Bligh ()
Date: November 22, 2013 02:20PM

I see nothing wrong, a few drinks its all good

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: 4WNTT ()
Date: November 22, 2013 05:35PM

Seeing as New Zealand is always upside down I imagine this has something to do with her appearance.

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Designated-Hitter ()
Date: November 22, 2013 05:43PM

Would not hit

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: kim k lookin fine in bound 2 ()
Date: November 22, 2013 05:43PM

I would suck kim K's farts

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: imbiker ()
Date: November 22, 2013 06:05PM

Bligh Wrote:
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> I see nothing wrong, a few drinks its all good


Here ya go
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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: KYhLw ()
Date: November 22, 2013 11:21PM

Two thumbs down Wrote:
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> Wierd looking girl.


That's how you know she didn't come out of the US Music Meat Grinder.

They only produce beautiful talent-free lipsyncers.

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: not conventional but not bad ()
Date: November 23, 2013 03:20AM

I like her hair and skin tone. Looks like a bad pick. She looks like she's Asian and Irish.

Besides that, who the fuck is she? A new knockout victim?

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Kia babe ()
Date: November 23, 2013 03:21AM

she looks like a Kia or Hyundai, almost hot but not quite a Honda

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: justcheckin ()
Date: November 23, 2013 09:43AM

Bad pic or bad makeup day or both. If you would not hit you may be gay.


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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Dead or Alive ()
Date: November 23, 2013 10:51AM

She looks like Boy Jorge of Culture Club in the first post.

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: thateducatednigga ()
Date: November 26, 2013 07:31PM

if you wouldn't hit this, you have no penis. i'd hit this 99 ways from sunday.and then some fucking some.

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bend over
Posted by: The Law ()
Date: January 02, 2014 01:52PM

thateducatednigga Wrote:
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> if you wouldn't hit this, you have no penis. i'd
> hit this 99 ways from sunday.and then some fucking
> some.


She can't consent to sex yet faggot so I would not hit it.

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 02, 2014 02:13PM

I'd give her a shot

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 02, 2014 02:54PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> I'd give her a shot
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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 02, 2014 03:06PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> -----
> > I'd give her a shot


Not that kind. You know, I mean, I shot in the hoo-ha with my teenie weenie.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/02/2014 03:06PM by Ralph Pootawn.

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: PyLth ()
Date: January 02, 2014 04:19PM

justcheckin Wrote:
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> Bad pic or bad makeup day or both. If you would
> not hit you may be gay.
>
>

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: PyLth ()
Date: January 02, 2014 04:22PM

justcheckin Wrote:
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> Bad pic or bad makeup day or both. If you would
> not hit you may be gay.
>
>

--reposting because the img quoting stuff ate my previous text... --

Oh wow! It's a professional picture of her after she's had a professional makeover, taken in flattering lighting, released in small resolution after significant retouching. I'm sure this is representative of how she looks all the time!

Moron.

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Satan Spawn ()
Date: January 02, 2014 04:52PM

She looks like a demon or something..
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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: u jelly son? ()
Date: January 10, 2014 02:02AM

Lol yo. Sounds like some fukin dykes are jelly of lorde just because u can't stick a dildo up her ass cuz she has untouchable sexieness. Dykes are a livin shit

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Jack Lorde ()
Date: January 10, 2014 08:06AM

I dunno. She attracts hot guys. Check out her stud of a boyfriend:


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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: FUckher ()
Date: January 10, 2014 01:52PM

She already looks frumpy and she isn't even of age yet. What the fuck?

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Zool_the_destructor ()
Date: January 10, 2014 01:54PM

LOL
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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: what a stud ()
Date: January 10, 2014 01:54PM

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 10, 2014 01:56PM

Don't know who she is... reminds me of Darlene from Roseanne.

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Enrico 2 lazy ()
Date: January 10, 2014 01:59PM

No Sara Gilbert has grown into her looks and is cute.

Lorde is a fucking mess.
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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Enrico 2 lazy ()
Date: January 10, 2014 02:02PM

Good lord. Now she is going goth. God help us!
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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Ugly Bobby ()
Date: January 10, 2014 02:04PM

She looks hot, maybe a little better than this next one, but that's just me........


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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: MRPRETZLE ()
Date: January 10, 2014 03:38PM

So hot and I would hit any day. Then I'd jump up and then say yay, son if you hate her you may be GAY

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 10, 2014 03:39PM

She's very reptilian-esque.

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 10, 2014 03:40PM

What if she morphs halfway through and I turn over to find a scaly beast in my bed?

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: MRPRETZLE ()
Date: January 10, 2014 03:42PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> She's very reptilian-esque.


Lol nobody gives a fuck about your alien fantasy. Let her beeee your ruler!

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: MRPRETZLE ()
Date: January 10, 2014 03:42PM

Lol im so fucking funny

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 10, 2014 04:01PM

What's wrong with fantasizing about Baphomet's many forms? It is unknown, though, therefore, scary.

No offense though, not like it's a dealbreaker.

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: John Smith. ()
Date: January 11, 2014 03:21PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> What's wrong with fantasizing about Baphomet's
> many forms? It is unknown, though, therefore,
> scary.
>
> No offense though, not like it's a dealbreaker.


Reptilians... my favorites! So aggressive yet entertaining to work with!

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Re: Lorde NOT hot
Posted by: John Smith. ()
Date: January 11, 2014 03:25PM

My friend, look closely at her facial alignment. I can assure you she quite the opposite of the reptillian classification.

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