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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Hey, didn't you see my cyan-screen trickery?
That picture is so sexy that I just had to remove my cyan-screen trickery.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 07/16/2007 07:51PM by joe.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 16, 2007 04:13PM
I am a net detective and internet pwner that happens to live in Fairfax County.
I am insenstive and cruel-hearted. I work from home and have an abundance of time to donate to the betterment of this board.
I do not discrimate based on race, age, or sex. I pwn all without bias. I realize this is a diverse crowd - that is not a problem. I welcome spics, fags, women, blecks, and even sand *****s in my threads. I am a firm believer in the right to free speach.
My door is always open.
I have heard this forum is un-moderated, that was a major draw. I would like to use FairfaxUnderground/Off-Topic as a blank canvas in which to paint my Sergio Leone, Techi-Color like brilliance - in the form of pwnings.
I am a message boarder
and the board is life.
I am insenstive and cruel-hearted. I work from home and have an abundance of time to donate to the betterment of this board.
I do not discrimate based on race, age, or sex. I pwn all without bias. I realize this is a diverse crowd - that is not a problem. I welcome spics, fags, women, blecks, and even sand *****s in my threads. I am a firm believer in the right to free speach.
My door is always open.
I have heard this forum is un-moderated, that was a major draw. I would like to use FairfaxUnderground/Off-Topic as a blank canvas in which to paint my Sergio Leone, Techi-Color like brilliance - in the form of pwnings.
I am a message boarder
and the board is life.
;l
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: July 16, 2007 04:30PM
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Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 16, 2007 04:31PM
I bring a crowd.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Designer Jeans
()
Date: July 16, 2007 04:58PM
I would also like to state that, like many of us here in Fairfax County, I am extrememly wealthy.
I drive a 2007 Lexus which I purchased at Pohanka on December 1st. I shop only at the Galleria. More specifically, Neiman Marcus and Saks. Ocassionaly Nordstrom's when I feel like slumming.
I live on an extremely nice property. Some of you may be familiar with it.
I come from "old money" but still gross an enormous annual income.
I drive a 2007 Lexus which I purchased at Pohanka on December 1st. I shop only at the Galleria. More specifically, Neiman Marcus and Saks. Ocassionaly Nordstrom's when I feel like slumming.
I live on an extremely nice property. Some of you may be familiar with it.
I come from "old money" but still gross an enormous annual income.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 16, 2007 05:05PM
That was me above, I accidentally used the handle "Designer Jeans", as some of you may have noticed. I also spelled "Extremely" wrong - I am much smarter than that. My spelling is near flawless.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
joe
()
Date: July 16, 2007 06:17PM
I decided to remove the cyan screen trickery.
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Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
right
()
Date: July 16, 2007 06:34PM
net detective? so you know how to google and buy background checks. i hear the miami dolphins are missing their mascot. you should look into it, sherlock.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_investigator
"The median salary for a private investigator in the U.S. is $32,110 USD, according to 2004 data."
a lexus isn't that great. this is fairfax county. welcome to fu.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_investigator
"The median salary for a private investigator in the U.S. is $32,110 USD, according to 2004 data."
a lexus isn't that great. this is fairfax county. welcome to fu.
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Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
joe
()
Date: July 16, 2007 06:37PM
That picture is so sexy that I just had to remove my cyan-screen trickery.
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Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 16, 2007 07:56PM
Hello, thank you for removing the Cyan screen trickery. That was however impressive.
Net detectivery is a side job. And you are correct, it does mostly consist of Google searches. It is a powerful tool.
I look forward to poasting with you.
Net detectivery is a side job. And you are correct, it does mostly consist of Google searches. It is a powerful tool.
I look forward to poasting with you.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Goober
()
Date: July 16, 2007 08:14PM
Dear Designer Jeans,
Please track down RestonPenis and report him to Don & Mike. They have put out 1,000,000 dollar reward for his capture. They shall sacrifice Rstidman on the next broadcoast of their show.
Please track down RestonPenis and report him to Don & Mike. They have put out 1,000,000 dollar reward for his capture. They shall sacrifice Rstidman on the next broadcoast of their show.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 16, 2007 08:25PM
I'm currently working with a large case-load, but will certainly put this in the queue.
Thank you for the lead.
v/r
EJ
Thank you for the lead.
v/r
EJ
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 16, 2007 09:14PM
Assuming Mr. Stidman's first name is Robert, he lives in Clifton, Virginia. Suprisngly close to myself.
He has a string of traffic offenses from multiple residences within Northern Virginia. Nothing serious.
To where exactly do I deliver this gentleman?
He has a string of traffic offenses from multiple residences within Northern Virginia. Nothing serious.
To where exactly do I deliver this gentleman?
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
TRICKIE
()
Date: July 16, 2007 09:26PM
Okay Expensive jeans, I hate to drive all the way to Neiman's to get my favorite hair and skin products. They are called Keihl's. Neiman's is the only place I can find that stuff other than in South beach in Miami. Use your net investigative skills and find me a place besides Neiman's that sells Keihl's.
I used to be a PI too but I only made $15 an hour doing adultery and child custody stuff.
Thanks, Trickie
I used to be a PI too but I only made $15 an hour doing adultery and child custody stuff.
Thanks, Trickie
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Nik
()
Date: July 16, 2007 09:32PM
Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> I am a net detective and internet pwner that
> happens to live in Fairfax County.
>
> I am insenstive and cruel-hearted. I work from
> home and have an abundance of time to donate to
> the betterment of this board.
>
> I do not discrimate based on race, age, or sex. I
> pwn all without bias. I realize this is a diverse
> crowd - that is not a problem. I welcome spics,
> fags, women, blecks, and even sand *****s in my
> threads. I am a firm believer in the right to free
> speach.
>
> My door is always open.
>
> I have heard this forum is un-moderated, that was
> a major draw. I would like to use
> FairfaxUnderground/Off-Topic as a blank canvas in
> which to paint my Sergio Leone, Techi-Color like
> brilliance - in the form of pwnings.
>
> I am a message boarder
>
> and the board is life.
this is the cancer that is killing /fu/
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WHERE'S THE BEEF
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> I am a net detective and internet pwner that
> happens to live in Fairfax County.
>
> I am insenstive and cruel-hearted. I work from
> home and have an abundance of time to donate to
> the betterment of this board.
>
> I do not discrimate based on race, age, or sex. I
> pwn all without bias. I realize this is a diverse
> crowd - that is not a problem. I welcome spics,
> fags, women, blecks, and even sand *****s in my
> threads. I am a firm believer in the right to free
> speach.
>
> My door is always open.
>
> I have heard this forum is un-moderated, that was
> a major draw. I would like to use
> FairfaxUnderground/Off-Topic as a blank canvas in
> which to paint my Sergio Leone, Techi-Color like
> brilliance - in the form of pwnings.
>
> I am a message boarder
>
> and the board is life.
this is the cancer that is killing /fu/
----------------
WHERE'S THE BEEF
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Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: July 16, 2007 09:38PM
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Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 16, 2007 09:42PM
Trickie,
I too am a user of Kiehl's product. I use their men's facial moisturizer, hair product, and "baby lip balm". Neiman Marcus at Tyson's II has always been where I have purchased Kiehls.
However, I know they sell their men's product at Nordstroms, and also Bloomingdales.
It is a somewhat incovenient product to acquire.
I too am a user of Kiehl's product. I use their men's facial moisturizer, hair product, and "baby lip balm". Neiman Marcus at Tyson's II has always been where I have purchased Kiehls.
However, I know they sell their men's product at Nordstroms, and also Bloomingdales.
It is a somewhat incovenient product to acquire.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 16, 2007 09:43PM
I'm not sure of your comparison of myself to a cancer that is destroying your forum.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Cream My Jeans
()
Date: July 16, 2007 09:59PM
"I'm currently working up a large load, but will certainly be willing to butt bang Inka if he so desires
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 16, 2007 10:04PM
I will pee in the butth0le of any poaster that is willing to accomodate that.
;
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: July 16, 2007 10:28PM
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Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 16, 2007 10:44PM
Yes, that was one of the weaker insults I have encountered. I had half a mind to pwn him/her.
But I must issue my sonnings sparingly. There is plenty to go around, though. I hope this poster was not representful of this boards talent.
I am a high-level boarder and must surround myself with other HLB's.
But I must issue my sonnings sparingly. There is plenty to go around, though. I hope this poster was not representful of this boards talent.
I am a high-level boarder and must surround myself with other HLB's.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 17, 2007 09:40AM
I will pwn all of this board, the so called FU. Bow before me all you weaker underlings. You minions of the cyber world. You maggots of technology. You..you.... oh shit, my Mom's calling me, gotta go.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 17, 2007 10:04AM
I don't want to alarm anyone, but above was an EJ impostor^. I'm working on correcting this issue.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 17, 2007 10:45AM
I am working on an erection issue....
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 17, 2007 10:53AM
I'm pleased to announce the situation has been rectified.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
joe
()
Date: July 17, 2007 12:35PM
Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> I'm pleased to announce the situation has been
> rectified.
You can finally get it to stay up?
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> I'm pleased to announce the situation has been
> rectified.
You can finally get it to stay up?
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
allivant
()
Date: July 20, 2007 07:06AM
Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> Trickie,
>
> I too am a user of Kiehl's product. I use their
> men's facial moisturizer, hair product, and "baby
> lip balm". Neiman Marcus at Tyson's II has always
> been where I have purchased Kiehls.
>
> However, I know they sell their men's product at
> Nordstroms, and also Bloomingdales.
>
> It is a somewhat incovenient product to acquire.
There's also a Kiehl's store in Gtown.
vaburbia.com
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> Trickie,
>
> I too am a user of Kiehl's product. I use their
> men's facial moisturizer, hair product, and "baby
> lip balm". Neiman Marcus at Tyson's II has always
> been where I have purchased Kiehls.
>
> However, I know they sell their men's product at
> Nordstroms, and also Bloomingdales.
>
> It is a somewhat incovenient product to acquire.
There's also a Kiehl's store in Gtown.
vaburbia.com
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/20/2007 07:07AM by allivant.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
ferfux
()
Date: July 20, 2007 08:31AM
For decades, the capitalists who ran private equity, venture and hedge funds managed to convince Congress that the 20 percent carried-interest profit share they took on deals wasn't ordinary income (taxed at up to 35 percent) but a capital gain (taxed at 15 percent), even though they typically were risking almost none of their own capital. This gross inequity was taken as a financial fact of nature. moguls are paying a lower tax rate than the people who cleaned their offices
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/18/AR2007071801967.html
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/18/AR2007071801967.html
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Tia2
()
Date: July 20, 2007 10:09AM
But no more.
Even the wealthy -- at least those with social consciences -- seem to share the new concern about restoring fairness to the tax system.
Even the wealthy -- at least those with social consciences -- seem to share the new concern about restoring fairness to the tax system.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
pgens
()
Date: July 20, 2007 12:19PM
"Fairness" means different things to different people. "Fair" to some means "people that worked hard to become rich should pay much more than people who didn't." "Fair" to others means flat-tax on income. I think the fairest tax of all is a flat sales tax of 10-15% on products and services (5 for state, 10 for feds), and elimination of income tax.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
ferfux
()
Date: July 20, 2007 01:52PM
pgens Wrote:
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> "Fairness" means different things to different
> people. "Fair" to some means "people that worked
> hard to become rich should pay much more than
> people who didn't." "Fair" to others means
> flat-tax on income. I think the fairest tax of
> all is a flat sales tax of 10-15% on products and
> services (5 for state, 10 for feds), and
> elimination of income tax.
Except when is the last time somebody worked hard to get rich? These guys Use the social stratification to STAY rich not GET rich. a good example is W bush taking his dad's money, going to Harvard graduating a C student, then driving every Corp into the ground before being bailed out by his fat cat buddies. Come on!
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> "Fairness" means different things to different
> people. "Fair" to some means "people that worked
> hard to become rich should pay much more than
> people who didn't." "Fair" to others means
> flat-tax on income. I think the fairest tax of
> all is a flat sales tax of 10-15% on products and
> services (5 for state, 10 for feds), and
> elimination of income tax.
Except when is the last time somebody worked hard to get rich? These guys Use the social stratification to STAY rich not GET rich. a good example is W bush taking his dad's money, going to Harvard graduating a C student, then driving every Corp into the ground before being bailed out by his fat cat buddies. Come on!
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
ferfux
()
Date: July 20, 2007 01:52PM
The simplistic "flat tax" idea is once again rearing its ugly head. In the U.S. Senate, Arlen Specter proposed a flat 20% tax on earned income (working people's wages), from which rich people's unearned income (capital gains, interest and dividends) would be exempt. Congressman Dick Armey supports similar legislation in the House. Former presidential candidate Steve Forbes (who has exhibited virtually no entrepreneurial innovation in his life and became wealthy by inheriting his late father's publishing empire) made as a centerpiece of his failed campaigns a flat tax scheme that salutes the idle rich (as distinguished from hard-working innovators or entrepreneurs who actually earned their wealth) by exempting UNEARNED income gained as a return on investment (not merely protecting the value of the principal, but allowing those who gain wealth without working for it to avoid taxes while those who work hard for what they gain pay all the taxes). Since Forbes' plan reduces taxes on the poorest and especially favors the wealthy, but is supposed to be revenue-neutral (no loss of incoming tax revenues) once again it means the middle class working people would be the ones squeezed to make up for benefits to the rich.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
pgens
()
Date: July 20, 2007 03:03PM
ferfux Wrote:
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> Except when is the last time somebody worked hard
> to get rich? These guys Use the social
> stratification to STAY rich not GET rich. a good
> example is W bush taking his dad's money, going to
> Harvard graduating a C student, then driving every
> Corp into the ground before being bailed out by
> his fat cat buddies. Come on!
Apparently you don't know just how low household income has to be to trigger AMT. Look it up. "Rich" as defined by the tax code is real easy to hit with two professional working adults in one household in NoVA.
And yes, if I am "rich" compared to my fuckup friends who decided to drink and take drugs all day while I actually did my homework and graduated college, and they don't have much money because of it, I do not believe I should pay a higher tax rate than them just because they don't have much money. They fucked off and I didn't. They should be paying more than me.
That's all we need... new rewards for not making the correct life choices.
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> Except when is the last time somebody worked hard
> to get rich? These guys Use the social
> stratification to STAY rich not GET rich. a good
> example is W bush taking his dad's money, going to
> Harvard graduating a C student, then driving every
> Corp into the ground before being bailed out by
> his fat cat buddies. Come on!
Apparently you don't know just how low household income has to be to trigger AMT. Look it up. "Rich" as defined by the tax code is real easy to hit with two professional working adults in one household in NoVA.
And yes, if I am "rich" compared to my fuckup friends who decided to drink and take drugs all day while I actually did my homework and graduated college, and they don't have much money because of it, I do not believe I should pay a higher tax rate than them just because they don't have much money. They fucked off and I didn't. They should be paying more than me.
That's all we need... new rewards for not making the correct life choices.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/20/2007 03:04PM by pgens.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
The DUde
()
Date: July 20, 2007 03:44PM
ok so like, why should if a rich guy has 50% of the pie and I have 2% of the pie. I gotta give up 1% of my pie and he gives up 1% of his pie? thats fair Mr Flat tax? Fuck that Jabroni!
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
joe
()
Date: July 20, 2007 04:49PM
The DUde Wrote:
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> ok so like, why should if a rich guy has 50% of
> the pie and I have 2% of the pie. I gotta give up
> 1% of my pie and he gives up 1% of his pie? thats
> fair Mr Flat tax? Fuck that Jabroni!
That is possibly the stupidest analogy I have ever heard someone make. You can't just go by percentages. Let's say the rich guy's income is $150,000/yr, and you are a fuck-up, so you only make $15,000/yr. If income tax was 20% flat, you would be paying $3000/yr income tax, and the rich guy would be paying $30,000/yr... Isn't that fair enough for you?
Perhaps income tax should be influenced by the amount of chilren you have? Where C stands for children, and T stands for thousands over $100k income:
Income tax (%) = 20 - log2( C + 1 ) + log6( T + 1 )
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> ok so like, why should if a rich guy has 50% of
> the pie and I have 2% of the pie. I gotta give up
> 1% of my pie and he gives up 1% of his pie? thats
> fair Mr Flat tax? Fuck that Jabroni!
That is possibly the stupidest analogy I have ever heard someone make. You can't just go by percentages. Let's say the rich guy's income is $150,000/yr, and you are a fuck-up, so you only make $15,000/yr. If income tax was 20% flat, you would be paying $3000/yr income tax, and the rich guy would be paying $30,000/yr... Isn't that fair enough for you?
Perhaps income tax should be influenced by the amount of chilren you have? Where C stands for children, and T stands for thousands over $100k income:
Income tax (%) = 20 - log2( C + 1 ) + log6( T + 1 )
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 07/20/2007 05:11PM by joe.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
ferfux
()
Date: July 20, 2007 04:55PM
joe Wrote:
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> The DUde Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ok so like, why should if a rich guy has 50% of
> > the pie and I have 2% of the pie. I gotta give
> up
> > 1% of my pie and he gives up 1% of his pie?
> thats
> > fair Mr Flat tax? Fuck that Jabroni!
>
> That is possibly the stupidest analogy I have ever
> heard someone make. You can't just go by
> percentages. Let's say the rich guy's income is
> $150,000/yr, and you are a fuck-up, so you only
> make $15,000/yr. If income tax was 20% flat, you
> would be paying $3000/yr income tax, and the rich
> guy would be paying $30,000/yr... Isn't that fair
> enough for you?
>
> Perhaps income tax should be influenced by the
> amount of chilren you have?
uh no. cuz there aint nobody on the planet that can live on 12,000 a year while some rich bitch lives on 120,000. Why shouldnt the wealhy and better off contribute more since they are going to stay wealthy and comfortable rather than the poorer sections of populations it would actually Burden them to give more?
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> The DUde Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ok so like, why should if a rich guy has 50% of
> > the pie and I have 2% of the pie. I gotta give
> up
> > 1% of my pie and he gives up 1% of his pie?
> thats
> > fair Mr Flat tax? Fuck that Jabroni!
>
> That is possibly the stupidest analogy I have ever
> heard someone make. You can't just go by
> percentages. Let's say the rich guy's income is
> $150,000/yr, and you are a fuck-up, so you only
> make $15,000/yr. If income tax was 20% flat, you
> would be paying $3000/yr income tax, and the rich
> guy would be paying $30,000/yr... Isn't that fair
> enough for you?
>
> Perhaps income tax should be influenced by the
> amount of chilren you have?
uh no. cuz there aint nobody on the planet that can live on 12,000 a year while some rich bitch lives on 120,000. Why shouldnt the wealhy and better off contribute more since they are going to stay wealthy and comfortable rather than the poorer sections of populations it would actually Burden them to give more?
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
joe
()
Date: July 20, 2007 05:07PM
ferfux Wrote:
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> Why shouldnt the wealhy and
> better off contribute more since they are going to
> stay wealthy and comfortable rather than the
> poorer sections of populations it would actually
> Burden them to give more?
Because it's their money and they should be able to do whatever the fuck they want with it. Rich people already donate money to charity. Who do you trust more, Bill Gates, or George Bush? I don't know about you, but I don't trust the government with my money.
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> Why shouldnt the wealhy and
> better off contribute more since they are going to
> stay wealthy and comfortable rather than the
> poorer sections of populations it would actually
> Burden them to give more?
Because it's their money and they should be able to do whatever the fuck they want with it. Rich people already donate money to charity. Who do you trust more, Bill Gates, or George Bush? I don't know about you, but I don't trust the government with my money.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/20/2007 05:07PM by joe.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
jerkdejerk
()
Date: July 20, 2007 05:34PM
> Because it's their money and they should be able
> to do whatever the fuck they want with it. Rich
> people already donate money to charity. Who do you
> trust more, Bill Gates, or George Bush? I don't
> know about you, but I don't trust the government
> with my money.
Because Fuckin BILL GATes GETS enough MONEY THROUGH MICROSOFT ASSHOLE! George W gets enough money from his affiliation with the Bin Laden family oil connections. They have more money than they know what to do with already so why not TAKE that cash and put it to the common good rather than wait for thier greedy selves to ooooh throw a pitance down to the poor pigeons?
> to do whatever the fuck they want with it. Rich
> people already donate money to charity. Who do you
> trust more, Bill Gates, or George Bush? I don't
> know about you, but I don't trust the government
> with my money.
Because Fuckin BILL GATes GETS enough MONEY THROUGH MICROSOFT ASSHOLE! George W gets enough money from his affiliation with the Bin Laden family oil connections. They have more money than they know what to do with already so why not TAKE that cash and put it to the common good rather than wait for thier greedy selves to ooooh throw a pitance down to the poor pigeons?
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: July 20, 2007 06:15PM
whiners.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
zinc
()
Date: July 20, 2007 07:24PM
sounds like a bunch of broke asses.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
joe
()
Date: July 20, 2007 09:16PM
jerkdejerk Wrote:
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> > Because it's their money and they should be
> able
> > to do whatever the fuck they want with it. Rich
> > people already donate money to charity. Who do
> you
> > trust more, Bill Gates, or George Bush? I don't
> > know about you, but I don't trust the
> government
> > with my money.
>
>
> Because Fuckin BILL GATes GETS enough MONEY
> THROUGH MICROSOFT ASSHOLE! George W gets enough
> money from his affiliation with the Bin Laden
> family oil connections. They have more money than
> they know what to do with already so why not TAKE
> that cash and put it to the common good rather
> than wait for thier greedy selves to ooooh throw a
> pitance down to the poor pigeons?
When you pay taxes, you are paying George Bush. George's $400k salary comes from somewhere you know. You sound like Hillary Clinton, "Lets take the profits from the oil companies." Who's fault is it but your own that you are a homeless person posting from a computer at the library.
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> > Because it's their money and they should be
> able
> > to do whatever the fuck they want with it. Rich
> > people already donate money to charity. Who do
> you
> > trust more, Bill Gates, or George Bush? I don't
> > know about you, but I don't trust the
> government
> > with my money.
>
>
> Because Fuckin BILL GATes GETS enough MONEY
> THROUGH MICROSOFT ASSHOLE! George W gets enough
> money from his affiliation with the Bin Laden
> family oil connections. They have more money than
> they know what to do with already so why not TAKE
> that cash and put it to the common good rather
> than wait for thier greedy selves to ooooh throw a
> pitance down to the poor pigeons?
When you pay taxes, you are paying George Bush. George's $400k salary comes from somewhere you know. You sound like Hillary Clinton, "Lets take the profits from the oil companies." Who's fault is it but your own that you are a homeless person posting from a computer at the library.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
:burpgun:
()
Date: July 21, 2007 06:17AM
Where'd Expensive Jeans go? That shit was funny - much more so than you clowns pontificating without benefit of portfolio...
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
expensivejeans
()
Date: July 21, 2007 10:36PM
I'm back. I had to go to the emergency room as I had gotten my balls stuck in the zipper of my jeans. The ER doc asked me if those were the beans or the franks haha.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expansive Jeans
()
Date: July 21, 2007 11:29PM
Expansive Jeans here! Being that I'm so rich, I just keep getting fatter and fatter!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/21/2007 11:29PM by Expansive Jeans.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/21/2007 11:29PM by Expansive Jeans.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: July 21, 2007 11:40PM
k
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/03/2009 03:02PM by Expensive Jeans.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/03/2009 03:02PM by Expensive Jeans.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
pgens
()
Date: July 22, 2007 02:35PM
Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> I'll be back in a short while for some fun in the
> son.
Keep your own twisted family crap at home. I hope the police come after you, you incestuous pedo.
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> I'll be back in a short while for some fun in the
> son.
Keep your own twisted family crap at home. I hope the police come after you, you incestuous pedo.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
joe
()
Date: July 22, 2007 07:51PM
Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> I'll be back in a short while for some fun in the
> son.
That is fucking gross.
My second post in a row where I used fucking as an adjective!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/22/2007 07:52PM by joe.
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> I'll be back in a short while for some fun in the
> son.
That is fucking gross.
My second post in a row where I used fucking as an adjective!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/22/2007 07:52PM by joe.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Repulsive Jeans
()
Date: July 22, 2007 09:59PM
I shit my pants..again
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Tia2
()
Date: July 23, 2007 10:25AM
I say we all join with Bono at www.One.org!
Once we eradicate 3rd world debt, we can work on eradicating our own - then all we'll have to pay is State tax to keep our infrastructure up and running...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/23/2007 10:25AM by Tia2.
Once we eradicate 3rd world debt, we can work on eradicating our own - then all we'll have to pay is State tax to keep our infrastructure up and running...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/23/2007 10:25AM by Tia2.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
right
()
Date: July 23, 2007 06:04PM
that makes me want to barf.
if eradicating 3rd world debt is that easy, why don't you go f'ing do it. maybe this weekend when you have a little free time.
we are never going to provide for society solely from state tax, and to even say that shows your vast ignorance ignorance on the subject.
i don't know how this idiotic thread became a pissing contest for all the wannabee economists on fu. go spoon bono and his pal "the edge".
if eradicating 3rd world debt is that easy, why don't you go f'ing do it. maybe this weekend when you have a little free time.
we are never going to provide for society solely from state tax, and to even say that shows your vast ignorance ignorance on the subject.
i don't know how this idiotic thread became a pissing contest for all the wannabee economists on fu. go spoon bono and his pal "the edge".
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: July 24, 2007 08:05AM
Tia2 Wrote:
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> Once we eradicate 3rd world debt, we can work on
> eradicating our own
we could do both by eradicating the third world nations. do you know how much aide we give to other countries?
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> Once we eradicate 3rd world debt, we can work on
> eradicating our own
we could do both by eradicating the third world nations. do you know how much aide we give to other countries?
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Tia2
()
Date: July 24, 2007 10:25AM
Relax "right"
If ignorance is bliss - you must be very happy!
If ignorance is bliss - you must be very happy!
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
hi
()
Date: January 11, 2010 09:48PM
bumpskies
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: January 11, 2010 10:02PM
Wow! The posts that Expensive Jeans didn't edit out were actually pretty damn funny. In this thread, I liked "High Level Boarder" and "fun in the son"...
Why do people hate him so?
Why do people hate him so?
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: January 12, 2010 01:55AM
I like the way he welcomes himself.
Then... I bring a crowd.
haha!
Then... I bring a crowd.
haha!
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Just Wondering......
()
Date: January 12, 2010 02:02AM
If this is a supposed "EJ" thread, then why the lack of Scat/ Male Fisting pics?
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
whydoyouwanttoknow?@aol.com
()
Date: February 04, 2010 02:54PM
huh?
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Inexpensive Khakis
()
Date: February 04, 2010 05:45PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Wow! The posts that Expensive Jeans didn't edit
> out were actually pretty damn funny. In this
> thread, I liked "High Level Boarder" and "fun in
> the son"...
>
> Why do people hate him so?
I've wondered the same thing myself, not having lived through the sturm and drang that EJ appears to have stirred up (the remnants of which are now only faintly visible, like the archaelogical ruins of a city destroyed by volcano).
Most of the EJ posts I've seen are quite witty, with a very dry, almost sublime sense of ridiculousness.
Whose nose did he tweak?
Whose bum did he pinch?
Doesn't anyone on this website have a SENSE OF HUMOR??
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> Wow! The posts that Expensive Jeans didn't edit
> out were actually pretty damn funny. In this
> thread, I liked "High Level Boarder" and "fun in
> the son"...
>
> Why do people hate him so?
I've wondered the same thing myself, not having lived through the sturm and drang that EJ appears to have stirred up (the remnants of which are now only faintly visible, like the archaelogical ruins of a city destroyed by volcano).
Most of the EJ posts I've seen are quite witty, with a very dry, almost sublime sense of ridiculousness.
Whose nose did he tweak?
Whose bum did he pinch?
Doesn't anyone on this website have a SENSE OF HUMOR??
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 04, 2010 11:57PM
STFU, EJ!
Inexpensive Khakis Wrote:
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> I've wondered the same thing myself, not having
> lived through the sturm and drang that EJ appears
> to have stirred up (the remnants of which are now
> only faintly visible, like the archaelogical ruins
> of a city destroyed by volcano).
>
> Most of the EJ posts I've seen are quite witty,
> with a very dry, almost sublime sense of
> ridiculousness.
> [Did I have you going? Or do you "get me" yet?]
> Whose nose did he tweak?
> [At the very least, I hope you know me well enough to "read between the lines", so to speak...]
> Whose bum did he pinch?
> [TTYL]
> Doesn't anyone on this website have a SENSE OF
> HUMOR??
Inexpensive Khakis Wrote:
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> I've wondered the same thing myself, not having
> lived through the sturm and drang that EJ appears
> to have stirred up (the remnants of which are now
> only faintly visible, like the archaelogical ruins
> of a city destroyed by volcano).
>
> Most of the EJ posts I've seen are quite witty,
> with a very dry, almost sublime sense of
> ridiculousness.
> [Did I have you going? Or do you "get me" yet?]
> Whose nose did he tweak?
> [At the very least, I hope you know me well enough to "read between the lines", so to speak...]
> Whose bum did he pinch?
> [TTYL]
> Doesn't anyone on this website have a SENSE OF
> HUMOR??
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
anonymous tool
()
Date: February 04, 2010 11:59PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> STFU, EJ!
>
STFU, Dwight with a PERIOD.
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> STFU, EJ!
>
STFU, Dwight with a PERIOD.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 05, 2010 12:06AM
You have no one to blame but yourself!
anonymous tool Wrote:
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> STFU, Dwight with a PERIOD.
anonymous tool Wrote:
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> STFU, Dwight with a PERIOD.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
fna
()
Date: February 05, 2010 12:43AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Wow! The posts that Expensive Jeans didn't edit
> out were actually pretty damn funny. In this
> thread, I liked "High Level Boarder" and "fun in
> the son"...
That's because he couldn't edit them out since he wasn't registered. He deleted everything he could because it was the lamest shit ever.
> Why do people hate him so?
Because he is a stupid douche bag.
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> Wow! The posts that Expensive Jeans didn't edit
> out were actually pretty damn funny. In this
> thread, I liked "High Level Boarder" and "fun in
> the son"...
That's because he couldn't edit them out since he wasn't registered. He deleted everything he could because it was the lamest shit ever.
> Why do people hate him so?
Because he is a stupid douche bag.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
wow
()
Date: February 25, 2010 01:52AM
Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> I am working on an erection issue....
What is going on here?
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> I am working on an erection issue....
What is going on here?
k
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: February 25, 2010 11:45AM
9
edit by Cary: Account password compromised, disabled by administrator.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 05:22AM by inkahootz.
edit by Cary: Account password compromised, disabled by administrator.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 05:22AM by inkahootz.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
LOLcat
()
Date: February 25, 2010 01:07PM
I R a HAI levl BoRder
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Expensive Jeans
()
Date: February 25, 2010 01:13PM
Gosh, I hate this thread. It's so embarrassing. I was so stupid back then.
Much better person/poster now. Have done a lot of growing up. Still high level boarding though - very much so.
Much better person/poster now. Have done a lot of growing up. Still high level boarding though - very much so.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
expensive douche
()
Date: February 25, 2010 01:24PM
Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> Gosh, I hate this thread. It's so embarrassing. I
> was so stupid back then.
u still r
> Much better person/poster now. Have done a lot of
> growing up.
not really... ur still the same idiot u were b4
>Still high level boarding though-very much so.
congrats...that's something to be proud of. now go scrape your mom's bunions.
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> Gosh, I hate this thread. It's so embarrassing. I
> was so stupid back then.
u still r
> Much better person/poster now. Have done a lot of
> growing up.
not really... ur still the same idiot u were b4
>Still high level boarding though-very much so.
congrats...that's something to be proud of. now go scrape your mom's bunions.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
LOLcat
()
Date: February 25, 2010 01:27PM
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Attachments:
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Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
sounds like eesh
()
Date: June 14, 2013 06:15PM
Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> I am a net detective and internet pwner that
> happens to live in Fairfax County.
>
> I am insenstive and cruel-hearted. I work from
> home and have an abundance of time to donate to
> the betterment of this board.
>
> I do not discrimate based on race, age, or sex. I
> pwn all without bias. I realize this is a diverse
> crowd - that is not a problem. I welcome spics,
> fags, women, blecks, and even sand *****s in my
> threads. I am a firm believer in the right to free
> speach.
>
> My door is always open.
>
> I have heard this forum is un-moderated, that was
> a major draw. I would like to use
> FairfaxUnderground/Off-Topic as a blank canvas in
> which to paint my Sergio Leone, Techi-Color like
> brilliance - in the form of pwnings.
>
> I am a message boarder
>
> and the board is life.
Sounds just like eesh
Why is eesh so mad at life?
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> I am a net detective and internet pwner that
> happens to live in Fairfax County.
>
> I am insenstive and cruel-hearted. I work from
> home and have an abundance of time to donate to
> the betterment of this board.
>
> I do not discrimate based on race, age, or sex. I
> pwn all without bias. I realize this is a diverse
> crowd - that is not a problem. I welcome spics,
> fags, women, blecks, and even sand *****s in my
> threads. I am a firm believer in the right to free
> speach.
>
> My door is always open.
>
> I have heard this forum is un-moderated, that was
> a major draw. I would like to use
> FairfaxUnderground/Off-Topic as a blank canvas in
> which to paint my Sergio Leone, Techi-Color like
> brilliance - in the form of pwnings.
>
> I am a message boarder
>
> and the board is life.
Sounds just like eesh
Why is eesh so mad at life?
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: June 15, 2013 03:20AM
Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> Assuming Mr. Stidman's first name is Robert, he
> lives in Clifton, Virginia. Suprisngly close to
> myself.
>
> He has a string of traffic offenses from multiple
> residences within Northern Virginia. Nothing
> serious.
>
> To where exactly do I deliver this gentleman?
This is an example of a fake EJ.
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> Assuming Mr. Stidman's first name is Robert, he
> lives in Clifton, Virginia. Suprisngly close to
> myself.
>
> He has a string of traffic offenses from multiple
> residences within Northern Virginia. Nothing
> serious.
>
> To where exactly do I deliver this gentleman?
This is an example of a fake EJ.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: June 15, 2013 03:25AM
Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> That was me above, I accidentally used the handle
> "Designer Jeans", as some of you may have noticed.
> I also spelled "Extremely" wrong - I am much
> smarter than that. My spelling is near flawless.
LOL
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> That was me above, I accidentally used the handle
> "Designer Jeans", as some of you may have noticed.
> I also spelled "Extremely" wrong - I am much
> smarter than that. My spelling is near flawless.
LOL
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: June 15, 2013 03:32AM
EJ, the real one, was funny.
Those were the days..... before gay porn took over.
Those were the days..... before gay porn took over.
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by:
Pretzel Rod
()
Date: June 15, 2013 08:06AM
EJ was funny as hell.
Never understood the hate for EJ.
Never understood the hate for EJ.