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You May Be A Muslim
Posted by:
Mohammed the Prophet
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Date: January 13, 2015 02:35PM
1. If you grow poppies and refine Heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to Liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you claim your cousin is President of the United States, you may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you recognize Jihad against a person, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, you may be a Muslim.
10. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you claim your cousin is President of the United States, you may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you recognize Jihad against a person, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, you may be a Muslim.
10. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
Re: You May Be A Muslim
Posted by:
Only four years late
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Date: January 13, 2015 03:48PM
Re: You May Be A Muslim
Posted by:
fourlegs
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Date: January 13, 2015 04:02PM
That would have been funny if it was original...
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“Imitation is suicide.”
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“Imitation is suicide.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson