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I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: Morning ritual ()
Date: August 25, 2014 10:06AM

Anyone else the same? I have a large drain in mine so if I poop it goes right down

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 25, 2014 10:12AM

Pee YES.

My aim is perfect, the yellow never touches the porcelain.


Straight down the drain.


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: wifey ()
Date: August 25, 2014 10:30AM

When I got married my wife said she peed in the shower. When I indicated that was gross she asked 'dont you' My answer was 'no and I dont wash in the toilet either...'

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 25, 2014 10:32AM

wifey Wrote:
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> When I got married my wife said she peed in the
> shower. When I indicated that was gross she asked
> 'dont you' My answer was 'no and I dont wash in
> the toilet either...'

You never showered with her until you married?

That is very unladylike still.


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 5/31/1967 05:57AM by WingNut.

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: CH3NO2 ()
Date: August 25, 2014 10:46AM

.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0VK7frCiCs

If it's ok by George, it's ok by me.

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 25, 2014 10:49AM

i'll brush my teeth in the shower. picked up that habit from an ex.

everyone pees in the shower. its kind of like masturbating, everyone does it but not everyone will admit it.

poop, naw. i normally poop right before getting in the shower.

i'll blow snot rockets like a mother fucker though. gots to clear the nasal passages.

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: Shower pooper ()
Date: August 25, 2014 10:52AM

I poop in the shower or poop and don't wipe. The I hop in the shower and rub the bar of soap all in my hole.

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 25, 2014 10:52AM

Taking that morning dump right before the shower is the best policy.

I like to face the day with that fresh feel and I haven't had a skidmark in decades.


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 5/31/1967 05:57AM by WingNut.

Last edit at 11/30/2015 01:37PM Last edit at 5/14/2015 03:52PM Last edit at 1/28/2014 05:57AM Last edit at 11/29/2015 01:10PM Last edit at 3/14/2011 11:52PM Last edit at 7/20/2012 04:07AM
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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: C6Xth ()
Date: August 25, 2014 11:05AM


how many have you built (installed)



if the answer is zero, and i suspect it is, that explains how you have access to one and don't appreciate it and need to tell potty jokes no one wants to see

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: sdfsafd ()
Date: August 25, 2014 11:30AM

pee is acidic, so you can pee all over the developing soap scum which kills it with the acidity ( I think)

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: i always forget ()
Date: August 25, 2014 11:34AM

I always poop before I shower, but never flush or else the water gets too hot. So I smell my shit while I shower.

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: DHnTU ()
Date: January 03, 2015 08:08PM

I guess you don't waste toilet paper, makes sense.

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: roger1 ()
Date: January 05, 2015 04:38AM

pee is fine, obvously. poop, just sometimes. as for brushing the tooth, why bother?

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: January 05, 2015 06:14AM

Wizz always. No pooping or brushing teeth. I do those in the proper places.
Nip

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: poopy soap ()
Date: January 05, 2015 09:25AM

I definitely wipe before showering. Who wants to use brown streaked soap? Or washrag?

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: college daze ()
Date: January 05, 2015 01:31PM

HA, we had a huge running argument about this in college. Some of us admitted to peeing in the shower and some of us were horrified / grossed out by that. In the showers in HS I had a move where I held my (****) against my leg and peed down my leg so no one knew I was peeing in the showers.

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: TubGirl ()
Date: January 05, 2015 05:25PM

I shit in my own mouth. Recycling is caring.

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: Nig wig ()
Date: March 31, 2015 10:37AM

Peed in the shower this morning.

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: wb4Nb ()
Date: March 31, 2015 11:39AM

It's nice to see a thread thats not political or racist for a change.

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Re: I always brush my teeth in the shower and pee in it. Sometimes I poop in there too
Posted by: PoliticalPolly ()
Date: March 31, 2015 12:58PM

wb4Nb Wrote:
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> It's nice to see a thread thats not political or
> racist for a change.

Ha! Fixed that!

I bet illegals poop in the shower....
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