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Miz and his mom were caught by lizzie's security cameras stalking lizzie's house. Miz admitted to lizzie that he knew most of the allegations in the lawsuit that he swore were true were in fact false. The attorney who was representing Miz was outed on Ashley Madison, and his wife and law partner was outed for posting sex ads on Craigslist. Miz has been in the mental hospital at least a couple times recently, and also threw himself out of a moving vehicle.
Miz and lizzie did not have any form of sex. She was at his house but slept in a different room. Miz was begging her for sex and she declined, sending Miz into another bout of depression.
c14el3 Wrote:
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> Miz admitted to lizzie that he knew most of the allegations in the
> lawsuit that he swore were true were in fact false.
Negative. No one ever said "most". He told me like two things he knew weren't eesh..
c14el3 Wrote:
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> Miz was begging her for sex and she declined,
> sending Miz into another bout of depression.
He wasn't begging, he just ASKED and it was enough to weird me out to where I had to leave lol..
Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> How about you be the humanitarian and give him
> one? :)
You should have asked him if he would be willing to pay. Maybe you could have made some money for your legal defense fund which I'm sure is $0.00 at the moment.
Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> LOL well yeah seeing as how I don't have to pay
> for legal defense yes its at $0..
So in one thread you say you dont have to work and you're "set for life" but yet here you seem to admit you are milking the taxpayers using public defenders.
Stop lying you black whore. Go ahead and start spitting out some puppies to further punch your meal ticket.
Hey Lizzie how come when someone calls you out with racial slurs you cower up and don't defend yourself? Is it because you admit to being from an inferior strain and try to compensate for it by dating white men?
You seem to be ignorant to the fact that getting public defenders goes by my income, not my parent's. They could make 33 billion dollars with their business and *I* would still qualify for a public defender.
I'm sorry you're so angry on this beautiful day. I'm quite happy about the three day weekend. Those of us with full time jobs don't have time to sit around and tell others how to live their lives because we're too busy with our own, nor do I know what this meal ticket you speak of is. Don't be mad because I'm spoiled and don't have to pay for shit LOL go on and kill yourself now.
Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> Those
> of us with full time jobs don't have time to sit
> around and tell others how to live their lives
> because we're too busy with our own
Johnny Carson Wrote:
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> Hey Lizzie how come when someone calls you out
> with racial slurs you cower up and don't defend
> yourself? Is it because you admit to being from an
> inferior strain and try to compensate for it by
> dating white men?
Calling me racial slurs doesn't offend me. When have I ever cowered up? And defend myself to what? I don't care LOL nigger monkey ape, etc, the people using those words are the ones who feel inferior to me hence the reason they feel the need to name call. Why would I be upset by things that don't apply to me? I'm none of those things! :)
Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> You seem to be ignorant to the fact that getting
> public defenders goes by my income, not my
> parent's. They could make 33 billion dollars with
> their business and *I* would still qualify for a
> public defender.
>
>
Obviously your own parents want nothing to do with your never ending bullshit. Do you sleep in the lawn mower shed behind the house?
9vEYX Wrote:
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> Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> > Those
> > of us with full time jobs don't have time to
> sit
> > around and tell others how to live their lives
> > because we're too busy with our own
>
>
> Yet here you are for the last couple hours. SMH
I posted from 2:04-2:38 and then left and came back at....3:45 until now. It's my day off, what's your excuse?
v4dUK Wrote:
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> Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> > You seem to be ignorant to the fact that
> getting
> > public defenders goes by my income, not my
> > parent's. They could make 33 billion dollars
> with
> > their business and *I* would still qualify for
> a
> > public defender.
> >
> >
>
>
> Obviously your own parents want nothing to do with
> your never ending bullshit. Do you sleep in the
> lawn mower shed behind the house?
Actually its called I'm an adult and am not going to reply on or ask my parents to pay for things they aren't responsible for, unlike some people, I can handle my own. And no, I sleep at my Spanish girlfriend's house.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/06/2015 04:04PM by Underground Fairfax.
I lied. I sleep at my black fiance's apartment. And he's always had room. My parent's love me enough to let me stay in a bedroom, rent free. Now, let's see me posting that I haven't been here for the past hours doesn't make me a loser, it makes you one for even typing to me this much.
You are so happy I'm engaging you its sad. Stop being so obsessed with me.
You want me so bad. You like me so much it hurts and makes you angry. You see me posting and get.so excited and giddy. You can't stop posting to me and can't help but reply to get some attention from me. You hate that I'm working and have a man now and aren't here 24/7 anymore, aw.
Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> No, I won't..
That didn't take long. You know you want my hot cock deep in your ass and then down your throat when the gusher comes. Swallow it all my lil nigger baby whore.
Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> Johnny Carson Wrote:
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> -----
> > Hey Lizzie how come when someone calls you out
> > with racial slurs you cower up and don't defend
> > yourself? Is it because you admit to being from
> an
> > inferior strain and try to compensate for it by
> > dating white men?
>
> Calling me racial slurs doesn't offend me. When
> have I ever cowered up? And defend myself to what?
> I don't care LOL nigger monkey ape, etc, the
> people using those words are the ones who feel
> inferior to me hence the reason they feel the need
> to name call. Why would I be upset by things that
> don't apply to me? I'm none of those things! :)
>
> I'm also dating a black man now so...you fail.
Well at least you are sticking to your own race. No the fact that you use white people makes you a nigger. Without white people you wouldn't be shit. Think off all the white people who've helped you, you stole from, and took advantage. The fact that you don't do it to your own race is you being a racist typical yard ape. You owe us a thank you and an apology
RectalRider Wrote:
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> I'm told Lizzie has only taken it up the ass to
> maintain her vaginal virginity.
no no, that is because her bfs (the unfake ones) are gay and think of her as a 12 year old boy
Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> No but my guy licked my asshole last night then
> got mad when I didn't let him kiss me, like wtf
> dude LOL you've seen what comes outta there!!
Typical nigger. If your ass is good enough to lick than you should want to taste it. Licking a chimps ass cannot be fun however.
Actually I didn't enjoy it. I think my not letting him kiss me confirms that. That's fucking gross. And actually, you're confusing me with your mother again. Sorry.
Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> Actually I didn't enjoy it. I think my not letting
> him kiss me confirms that.
Look at how excited you get, talking about sex with me. Jesus Christ you can't find any other female to pay attention to you? Gosh you're so sad and pathetic.
Nah, it confirms that's fucking gross and you keep calling me these names your mother gets called. I'm going to need you to realize I'm not your mother and to stop looking for approval and attention from me now.
6nPde Wrote:
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> At least my mother isn't a paper boy and a nursing
> home bedpan monitor.
>
> Does she have any other jobs I might have missed?
I think you forgot peep show jizz mopper. lizzie is studying to move up to this position.
Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> I've already posted proof of the family business,
> post proof of your claims or I win
>
> #winning
GDjmd Wrote:
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> Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> > I've never had anal sex..
>
> Have you ever had your lesbian girlfriend's tongue
> in your ass? That's a type of anal sex.
Why is that girl's asshole yawing open like that? Either she is in the middle of a giant fart or her sphincter is seriously abused. Buttholes are supposed to slam shut when nothing is passing out--or in, as the case may be. Otherwise poop would just drip out at inappropriate times. That is scary and she probably needs to wear diapers.
Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> No but my guy licked my asshole last night then
> got mad when I didn't let him kiss me, like wtf
> dude LOL you've seen what comes outta there!!
Underground Fairfax's own Lizzie admits to scat fetishism
By: Kelly Megyn
Lizzie admits to Coprophilia, or "scat play" with her partner, who she states is "African American." Lizzie states:
Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> No but my guy licked my asshole last night then
> got mad when I didn't let him kiss me, like wtf
> dude LOL you've seen what comes outta there!!
Further admitting that her new boyfriend has seen her defecate. We will follow this story as it breaks to keep you informed on how this will play out in her pending legal case.
Erm, no. He's never seen me defecate nor is he African American. I meant YOU have seen.what comes out of there. Need I post a reminder of what I'm talking about? Also, someone licking my butthole isn't scatplay.
Erm, yes it is. Not that I'm criticizing you for it though.
Now on a related topic:
This is yet another reason to use the sink to clean your ass after pooping. I've mentioned this in the bowels thread and cited the advantages of never getting chafed from excess wiping, never having skidmarks in underwar, greatly reduced toilet paper purchases, and generally feeling cleaner. But there is also this reason. If there is ever a chance someone is going to have their face near your butthole (even if they are licking the cooter) you better have a squeaky clean starfish.
The process is rather easy. After pinching off the last log, shake to remove any hangfires. If necessary, use a small amount of toilet paper to remove any remaining loose fecal matter. Then hop up on the sink with back to the tap. Rinse rectum under a stream of running water, using one hand to rub vigorously until clean. For stage 2 cleanliness insert a finger up to the first knuckle and circle it around the inside of the orifice. For stage 3 cleanliness, use soap and then rinse thoroughly. (Stage 3 is recommended before sexual activities.) Wash hands with soap afterwards.
Lizzie denies allegations of coprophilia, dating an African American
By: Kelly Megyn
Amongst allegations of scat play, Lizzie denies ever participating in such acts. She states, "He's never seen me defecate nor is he African American. I meant YOU have seen.what comes out of there." This contradicts earlier statements made by her:
"I'm also dating a black man now so...you fail."
"I sleep at my black fiance's apartment."
"... you've seen what comes outta there!!"
Foxy news will keep you up to date on whether Lizzie is in fact dating an "African American" or "black man", and whether she is implying he has seen her defecate, or if she participates in public defecation. No one at Foxy News claims to have seem what emerges from her anus.