From what I've seen, many folks on the alternative sides of the internet seem to always holler and claim that President Obama, his First Family, and other guests seem to have trashed/stenched the White House and then dramatize it by saying the place needs considerable, comprehensive cleaning to get rid of stereotypical smells and leftovers such as those of grape beverages, chicken, and whatever else the people have clawed on over.

Honestly, while I am not the biggest fan of Barack as I used to be, I still enjoy him for his charisma. To think that his residence is filthy, however, is absurd. Since he has become a very professional man, and the rest of his nuclear family is in common, they are not likely to be the average 'hood people that would make matters unpleasant. Being the (not severely wealthy, but) top family in the nation, they would often have professional and practiced cleaning people, butlers, and all sorts of other well-off people that reside there. Why would we need a plethora of maximum cleaning to restore the place anyway? Do we need to gut the place, Truman era-style in order to make way for Trump?

STFU you idiot. They set the greatest example a first family ever has. Trump is the grandson of a brothel owner that is on video saying he goes around grabbing pussies and your first lady used to be an escort with nudes all over the internet.

The trash is moving in not the other way around.

Plus your first lady doesn't even want to be your first lady. She's staying in New York. Your garbage ass doesn't even have a first lady.

First of all, LOL.

Second of all, no, I don't think anybody's talking about that, unless it's in the comments section of some fake news site like Brightfart, Newsmax, or Infowars.

Third, there will have to be some work done on the White House but it's prep work for Trumpy. The big problem is his wife. Since (a) she's Eurotrash, and (b) he likes to have her run around half-naked, they need to ScotchGuard all the furniture. Since she's Eurotrash, you know she only wears those little dental-floss thongs for underwear, and since she's from some godawful shithole country she doesn't know how to wipe her ass properly, so she just leaves skid marks everywhere.

And then there's that tard Barron. That little autistic twerp is going to drool everywhere, chew on the curtains, and pee on the rugs. I hear they're planning on bringing in a tanker truck of industrial ScotchGuard to protect everything in that house.

^ So easy to get Gerry's granny panties all twisted up.

lmao

Desiigner Wrote:
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> From what I've seen, many folks on the alternative
> sides of the internet seem to always holler and
> claim that President Obama, his First Family, and
> other guests seem to have trashed/stenched the
> White House and then dramatize it by saying the
> place needs considerable, comprehensive cleaning
> to get rid of stereotypical smells and leftovers
> such as those of grape beverages, chicken, and
> whatever else the people have clawed on over.
>
> Honestly, while I am not the biggest fan of Barack
> as I used to be, I still enjoy him for his
> charisma. To think that his residence is filthy,
> however, is absurd. Since he has become a very
> professional man, and the rest of his nuclear
> family is in common, they are not likely to be the
> average 'hood people that would make matters
> unpleasant. Being the (not severely wealthy, but)
> top family in the nation, they would often have
> professional and practiced cleaning people,
> butlers, and all sorts of other well-off people
> that reside there. Why would we need a plethora of
> maximum cleaning to restore the place anyway? Do
> we need to gut the place, Truman era-style in
> order to make way for Trump?


Joe Biden said Obama is the first clean, articulate black fella he ever met and he thought that was really neat to see.

Stump the Trump Wrote:
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> First of all, LOL.
>
> Second of all, no, I don't think anybody's talking
> about that, unless it's in the comments section of
> some fake news site like Brightfart, Newsmax, or
> Infowars.
>
> Third, there will have to be some work done on the
> White House but it's prep work for Trumpy. The big
> problem is his wife. Since (a) she's Eurotrash,
> and (b) he likes to have her run around
> half-naked, they need to ScotchGuard all the
> furniture. Since she's Eurotrash, you know she
> only wears those little dental-floss thongs for
> underwear, and since she's from some godawful
> shithole country she doesn't know how to wipe her
> ass properly, so she just leaves skid marks
> everywhere.
>
> And then there's that tard Barron. That little
> autistic twerp is going to drool everywhere, chew
> on the curtains, and pee on the rugs. I hear
> they're planning on bringing in a tanker truck of
> industrial ScotchGuard to protect everything in
> that house.


lmao hahahaha. Drool all over the place.

I've heard some of the WH staff have already printed out those nudes of Melania and are going to swap them into the photo frames when nobody's looking to drive Trump nuts. I tried beating off to her nudes, just on general principal, but I couldn't get it up. My wiener just stayed all limp and floppy. I think it's those squinty eyes of hers. Reminds me too much of a gook.

It's not the eyes, it's the tits, they just look very abnormal.

Oh, those tits are totally fake. Probably some shit Eastern European job where they're filled with caulk or something. Years ago, I talked to some guy who had hired her when she was an escort and he said they totally felt like "bags of sand," just like the line in 40-Year-Old Virgin. Those tits are more fucked up than the Hambeast's.

Okay, shut up everyone. This thread is mostly aimed at the racists who use the N-word daily. They can debate with me about the stereotypes and all.

If you wonder why, we have to defend our rap music, anyway.

Prank Trump Wrote:
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> I've heard some of the WH staff have already
> printed out those nudes of Melania and are going
> to swap them into the photo frames when nobody's
> looking to drive Trump nuts. I tried beating off
> to her nudes, just on general principal, but I
> couldn't get it up. My wiener just stayed all limp
> and floppy. I think it's those squinty eyes of
> hers. Reminds me too much of a gook.

I have heard that also. That's the big joke. I heard they are putting the pics on the back of the frames so they can just flip the frames real quick.
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Look at Gerry in the eyes.
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Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> It's not the eyes, it's the tits, they just look
> very abnormal.


Yeah, they're female.

Abnormal for a little faggot like you.

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She-baboon Michelle only wishes she could take her clothes off without people running in horror.

And I always love watching Gerryturd having an argument with himself!

Our new first lady is hot! The old first lady is a man.

True the Vote! Wrote:
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> Our new first lady is hot! The old first lady is a
> man.
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Prank Trump Wrote:
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> I've heard some of the WH staff have already
> printed out those nudes of Melania and are going
> to swap them into the photo frames when nobody's
> looking to drive Trump nuts. I tried beating off
> to her nudes, just on general principal, but I
> couldn't get it up. My wiener just stayed all limp
> and floppy. I think it's those squinty eyes of
> hers. Reminds me too much of a gook.


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