Wow you must be bored.


How are your bowels?

Probably lives at parents house.

Never discuss your bowels with someone too interested in your bowels,
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Hi! I’m new on here. Been dealing with Ibs D for several years now. Finally reached a point where I need to reach out to others for support. Need some suggestions and help. I’m lost!!

james 78 Wrote:
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> Hi! I’m new on here. Been dealing with Ibs D for
> several years now. Finally reached a point where I
> need to reach out to others for support. Need some
> suggestions and help. I’m lost!!

Will call my neighbor and so sorry to hear this.

james 78 Wrote:
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> Hi! I’m new on here. Been dealing with Ibs D for
> several years now. Finally reached a point where I
> need to reach out to others for support. Need some
> suggestions and help. I’m lost!!

https://www.ibspatient.org/community/
https://www.theibsnetwork.org/support-groups/
https://www.inspire.com/groups/irritable-bowel-syndrome/

You should investigate one of the many real IBS forums where you can find the comradery and support you are seeking.


Or you can stay here and let your pain become fap fodder to the shit freaks on FFXU.

james 78 Wrote:
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> Hi! I’m new on here. Been dealing with Ibs D for
> several years now. Finally reached a point where I
> need to reach out to others for support. Need some
> suggestions and help. I’m lost!!

James all you have to do is eat healthy, exercise and drink plenty of water. That is all there is to it. IBS is a fake made up disease.

naked cruelty. Wrote:
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> james 78 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi! I’m new on here. Been dealing with Ibs D
> for
> > several years now. Finally reached a point where
> I
> > need to reach out to others for support. Need
> some
> > suggestions and help. I’m lost!!
>
> James all you have to do is eat healthy, exercise
> and drink plenty of water. That is all there is to
> it. IBS is a fake made up disease.

My neighbor is correct. There is so much vitriol and hate towards those of us who suffer. James, please ignore this superior boweled bully and describe your symptoms. Don't leave anything out. Even the most minor detail can be important. How many sheets of toilet paper do you use per wipe and how many wipes do you use per shit? Even the most insignificant touch can give the rest of us something to think about on the best way to help you with your plight. Do you ever get a chub when you poop passes by your prostrate on its way out? Believe me, you are helping us much more than we are helping you.

james 78 Wrote:
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> Hi! I’m new on here. Been dealing with Ibs D for
> several years now. Finally reached a point where I
> need to reach out to others for support. Need some
> suggestions and help. I’m lost!!

Thank you for not being afraid to share, as so many here try to deflect your concerns elsewhere, or gaslight by calling IBS a fake disease. While drinking water helps, it’s not a miracle, nor is any prescription, food choice, and as you’re probably aware our doctors are the worst. Bottom of the barrel snake oil sales types.

My hope is you know you’re not alone. Brown Underwear if you’re here today, what techniques have been best for your leaky bowels?

IBS D is a mess. I have the opposite version, but this makes us brothers in bowel. Have you ever tried to crap it all out, then drink vats of pepto?

Vats of pepto xd

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> james 78 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi! I’m new on here. Been dealing with Ibs D
> for
> > several years now. Finally reached a point where
> I
> > need to reach out to others for support. Need
> some
> > suggestions and help. I’m lost!!
>
> Thank you for not being afraid to share, as so
> many here try to deflect your concerns elsewhere,
> or gaslight by calling IBS a fake disease. While
> drinking water helps, it’s not a miracle, nor is
> any prescription, food choice, and as you’re
> probably aware our doctors are the worst. Bottom
> of the barrel snake oil sales types.
>
> My hope is you know you’re not alone. Brown
> Underwear if you’re here today, what techniques
> have been best for your leaky bowels?
>
> IBS D is a mess. I have the opposite version, but
> this makes us brothers in bowel. Have you ever
> tried to crap it all out, then drink vats of
> pepto?


Nothing good will ever come from discussing your bowels with this freak. He says "no" to any sort of medical help for your condition. He isn't honest with his doctors and then he wonders why they are unable to help him.

You should go to a forum where people are actually overcoming their problems instead of reveling in them.


https://www.ibspatient.org/community/
https://www.theibsnetwork.org/support-groups/
https://www.inspire.com/groups/irritable-bowel-syndrome/

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A tad judgemental

Rusty 1965... Wrote:
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> A tad judgemental

The judgemental nature of this forum is legendary.
Some people don't even like wholesome images like this!
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Common sense Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > james 78 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi! I’m new on here. Been dealing with Ibs
> D
> > for
> > > several years now. Finally reached a point
> where
> > I
> > > need to reach out to others for support. Need
> > some
> > > suggestions and help. I’m lost!!
> >
> > Thank you for not being afraid to share, as so
> > many here try to deflect your concerns
> elsewhere,
> > or gaslight by calling IBS a fake disease.
> While
> > drinking water helps, it’s not a miracle, nor
> is
> > any prescription, food choice, and as you’re
> > probably aware our doctors are the worst.
> Bottom
> > of the barrel snake oil sales types.
> >
> > My hope is you know you’re not alone. Brown
> > Underwear if you’re here today, what
> techniques
> > have been best for your leaky bowels?
> >
> > IBS D is a mess. I have the opposite version,
> but
> > this makes us brothers in bowel. Have you ever
> > tried to crap it all out, then drink vats of
> > pepto?
>
>
> Nothing good will ever come from discussing your
> bowels with this freak. He says "no" to any sort
> of medical help for your condition. He isn't
> honest with his doctors and then he wonders why
> they are unable to help him.
>
> You should go to a forum where people are actually
> overcoming their problems instead of reveling in
> them.
>
>
> https://www.ibspatient.org/community/
> https://www.theibsnetwork.org/support-groups/
> https://www.inspire.com/groups/irritable-bowel-syn
> drome/


To your credit, you aren’t blocking our conversation, so this makes you less of an asshole than bowel blocker who’s got a lot of free time.

Still, please consider being less name calling and focused on bowel health. We all have bowels, and while yours may not sputter like a fan or drop SUV sized cinder blocks, you could be more respectful. This is a person asking for help after all. Support as well.

I still say that challenging you bowels is the best medicine. Last night I ordered a large pizza with double mushrooms, extra cheese and sausage and I had Chinese food delivered as well. Sesame chicken, steamed dumplings and two egg rolls. My bowels got a real kick out of that.
Tonight I am ordering a couple racks of ribs and a 5 piece fried chicken meal with a family sized coleslaw.

Had accident at Home Depot. Shit is everywhere. I’m so embarrassed. My niece picks me up and I don’t know what to say.

Brown Onion is just a sad old man who has very little left in his life. He loves to describe his acts of defecation and he loves it when others describe theirs. He also uses several sock puppets. Sometimes he actually pretends to be an IBS sufferer and then answers himself as Brown Onion. This is how he justifies his worth here on the forum. No one who actually suffers from IBS is stupid enough to come here for help or support.

Scat Man Crothers Wrote:
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> Brown Onion is just a sad old man who has very
> little left in his life. He loves to describe his
> acts of defecation and he loves it when others
> describe theirs. He also uses several sock
> puppets. Sometimes he actually pretends to be an
> IBS sufferer and then answers himself as Brown
> Onion. This is how he justifies his worth here on
> the forum. No one who actually suffers from IBS is
> stupid enough to come here for help or support.


That’s not true about Mr Brown Onion. He supported me from high school, through college, and now about to get my nursing license. Mr Brown Onion is a helpful person. While he sometimes is edgy, he’s helpful to many including me.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Scat Man Crothers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion is just a sad old man who has very
> > little left in his life. He loves to describe
> his
> > acts of defecation and he loves it when others
> > describe theirs. He also uses several sock
> > puppets. Sometimes he actually pretends to be
> an
> > IBS sufferer and then answers himself as Brown
> > Onion. This is how he justifies his worth here
> on
> > the forum. No one who actually suffers from IBS
> is
> > stupid enough to come here for help or support.
>
>
> That’s not true about Mr Brown Onion. He
> supported me from high school, through college,
> and now about to get my nursing license. Mr Brown
> Onion is a helpful person. While he sometimes is
> edgy, he’s helpful to many including me.

And he lends you his ISP account when you post.

Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

576i7i5 Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or
> spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several
> lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov
> worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC
> democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless
> posts to bump down major news, demoralize
> americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated
> bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker
> ads, tells people to kill themselves and
> government should seize them and put them on psych
> pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC
> democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo
> courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants,
> gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with
> large dicks on white young females, portends white
> low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive
> of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white
> problem, and anything possible to demoralize any
> americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he
> never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2
> is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but
> definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the
> inside at times). The website operator has told
> him "not to post or return" (in an existing post
> by the sysop): not because of a political leaning
> but for continual illegal and gross spam along
> with messages that are only to demoralize if not
> kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as
> well; continually reporting fake and false
> financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden
> the real response to any real one - like a devil.
> G2 continually spams FFU - which all users
> complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks
> are not just topic bumps but designed to inject
> key words to kill ffu and google search results.
> G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic
> experimentation, and tries to convince members to
> meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt
> any that did are not arrested or dead). G2
> continually posts racist posts and gay posts
> egging others to comment - then attacks who does -
> AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion).
> G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who
> blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of
> telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner,
> being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to
> G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member
> discovered a south american country recording FFU
> databasing all posts in a non-chat database format
> - and when questioned - another member quickly
> said it was all coincidence and that this was done
> everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A
> LIE. Not all countries record the every word of
> what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also
> mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for
> comments he can use against anyone who'd run for
> office is "just assume he's in that business" -
> and i've warned others that is what he fishes for
> - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort
> them.
>
> SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE
> YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO
> ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO
> ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON
> DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON
> OTHERS: MONEY
>
> LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES
> OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT
> ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD
> BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A
> CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS
> DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY
> ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others
> about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for
> men to "erase" politically, by any means available
> to him
>
>
> GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

Now you have done it. If my neighbor Brown Onion isn't cranky enough. Brown Onion just might take it out on his sister Matilda. The last time she wound up in the hospital. If she gets harmed again, her blood is on your hands.

Had no idea so many mentally ill people existed in one forum.

Brown Onion died a couple years ago - his asshole brother Clarence is the one posting all the scat fetish porn here. Personally, I think Clarence is just as boring as his departed brother.

On another more serious note please remember to shower and pay close attention to using SOAP on your starfish before entering the pool at Audrey Moore. Thnx.

McDonald’s breakfast. Take that bowels.

My goodness the level of obsession does flatter me. Thank you for discussing my asshole younger brother, and of course my sister.

Last night she and the rug rats were over, and she got stuck on the groan throne. It was not pleasant, as between all of us having to get her fat ass off the groan throne, it was if an elephant took a dump in there. The plumber is on the way and this is already a shitty morning.

Going to throw it all down the hatch. In and out. You got to show your bowels who the boss is. Eating healthy is for losers.

Sorry to hear BO!

Meatball sub soon. Take that bowels.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My goodness the level of obsession does flatter
> me. Thank you for discussing my asshole younger
> brother, and of course my sister.
>
> Last night she and the rug rats were over, and she
> got stuck on the groan throne. It was not
> pleasant, as between all of us having to get her
> fat ass off the groan throne, it was if an
> elephant took a dump in there. The plumber is on
> the way and this is already a shitty morning.
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The pumpkin pie.

Why must I eat this, despite knowing the Shakespearean pain, that my colon and starfish shall endure?

It’s one of his tragic works.

I hope despite a day of carrying around this gun safe in my belly, that my brothers in bowel are doing well. Looking outside at the weather, I’d like to drive the Buick and eliminate some higher tax causers, but until I scream on the groan throne this won’t be possible.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The pumpkin pie.
>
> Why must I eat this, despite knowing the
> Shakespearean pain, that my colon and starfish
> shall endure?
>
> It’s one of his tragic works.
>
> I hope despite a day of carrying around this gun
> safe in my belly, that my brothers in bowel are
> doing well. Looking outside at the weather, I’d
> like to drive the Buick and eliminate some higher
> tax causers, but until I scream on the groan
> throne this won’t be possible.
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I had a nice brunch this morning. Mixed fruit cup and whole grain toast with a big glass of orange juice. This is the way to eat if you want good bowels!

Messed up description. Haha! XD!

Meat Sandwich. Wrote:
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> Messed up description. Haha! XD!

We do love our poop!
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