Re: Megan is no longer with us...
Posted by: Stupid Ediots ()
Date: January 14, 2016 03:09PM
Megan Elizabeth “Hambeast” Toohey died unexpectedly at the route 66 rest stop on 1/13/2016 in Manassas, VA at the age of 46, due to complications from an injury to her colon from a chicken wing.
Megan is survived by her parents, , Richard B. Toohey and his wife Pam of North Potomac MD and Sons “Mistake #1” and AJ “Ni$$@#” of unknown location, as Megan only visited when she felt like it, and only under supervision. She is preceded in death by Roberto Erik Moya, whom Megan killed, and a plethora of aborted fetus’ and small rodents whom she lured into her rectum.
Megan was born on an unknown date to Myka Giaurtis Ducan. Megan was found days later in an alley dumpster by local law enforcement, and then sold to the Toohey family. Megan attended Hyde School in Maine, and Marymount University working on a degree in prostitution. Having no education, she is best known for befriending Alix Tichelman, convicted murder of Google executive Stephen Baxter.
After moving to Manassas Virginia, Megan began working for Glory Days as a Waitress. Over the day employed there, Megan welcomed all to view her nudes she posted to Fairfax Underground as she blamed her husband Aaron the “Ni$%$%”. Megan then remembered she had a child and immediately began living with Joshua Price of Manassas.
Megan was accomplished at animal husbandry and often was found luring small rodents into her bowels. Megan was an abusive individual who enjoyed assaulting family members and was passionate about spending holidays with local magistrates and police. She was an active and dedicated member of the court system and was frequently seen at Lusia, Fairfax , and Prince William courts.
A funeral is scheduled will not be held. Mr. Price would have gladly officiated the ceremony, but he and his Wife Pam already wasted all their money in legal fees from their brief experience living with Megan.
In lieu of flowers, please send Powerball tickets to Josh to start a college fund for Megan’s son AJ and for his mother’s legal bills.to: White Mustang, Parking lot of the west bound Rt 66 Rest stop Manassas, VA 20109. Condolences can be sent to
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2075424/2075626.html#msg-2075626 . The family would like to apologies to all the Victims of Megan’s assaults .