XWFKT Wrote:
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> They're actually pretty good wives. They'll keep
> the joint clean & make you din-din and brekkie.
> They don't often cheat. If they're tired of you,
> they just ask for a divorce. The 1 thing you
> GOTTA' make clear to them BEFORE you even get down
> on one knee is THE LEGS STAY OPEN THE ENTIRE
> MARRIAGE. They DON'T close after the 2nd or 3rd
> kid shows up.
>
> If they agree, usu. they stick to it. You do have
> to remind them from time to time, just to let them
> know you ain't forgot. Once you get them to
> agree, the other stuff, like oral just comes. Sex
> on the period or not is negotiable. If they cramp
> pretty bad, usu. they'll go for it, if you're so
> inclined. The BIG O makes the cramps stop, so
> they're usu. glad for it. If, on the other hand,
> you don't want to go near her when she's on the
> rag, she's fine with it, since she's not supposed
> to do it anyhow.
>
> The hardest part is arguing about how the kids
> will be raised. We almost didn't get married 3
> times b|c I insisted the kids would be raised
> Catholic.
I’m setting up a Jdate profile right now. I want juicy Khazar milkies!
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