We are producing a promotional pilot for a “Man Oh Man”, a made-for-men TV Series, and plan to begin production this spring. A sexy and hip trio of expert hosts will lead a dynamic and diverse group of men who represent the unlucky in love, the socially inept, the romantic exiles on Main Street, Together, the hosts will bring their tales of love lost to the nation's preeminent gurus who will work to turn these mice to men. We've cast our main host, Tim- a quick-witted, "man's man" with a sarcastic and fun way.

We are looking for a female and male co-host to round out the trio. Kindly send us headshots and bios that match well with the descriptions below.

Female Co- Host: A sexy, compassionate, and intelligent woman in her mid-late 20's/ early 30's. . She’s a gentle foil for Tim’s acerbic ways and her role is to build the "Man Oh Man" guys' confidence. She will be cast as the teacher who "gets it" when it comes to guys and also happens to be quite a head turner. She’s assertive, extroverted and comfortable with her good looks.

Male Co-host Our male co-host, late 20’s to early 30’s, 5ft 5 to 6ft- will be the quiet, strong, and athletic. Perhaps a martial artist, his zen, calm ways, will be inspiring and motivational to our "Man Oh Man" guys. He will be well armed with information to lead the men to their unique path of success.


Please respond to this posting with electronic headshots, experience, and height/weight/age statistics. Also, please answer why you feel you would be a good natural fit for the descriptions above and why you feel you can help men succeed in their dating, love relationships. We will contact you for further audition information. Current commitment requires 4-5 days for promotional shoot in late Spring. Please send electronic head shots and bios to jessica@manohman.com or in response to this Craigslist Posting. Please be sure to include photos and bio.. due to the number of responses, we will not accept anything incomplete.

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inkahootz Wrote:
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> Starting threads about other posters is so 2006
> and is tantamount to troll like behavior.
> Congratulations! BTW, I can gaurantee that my
> girlfriend is hotter than your wife. Post, or PM a
> pic if you want; If you do, I'll do the same in
> return.
> Get a life...and I'll work on getting a wife
> (that's why I'm in Florida). Oh, and by the way,
> she's the one who is pushing for marriage.

Do you have a mullet? This is mullet behavior.

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inkahootz Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > inkahootz Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Starting threads about other posters is so
> 2006
> > > and is tantamount to troll like behavior.
> > > Congratulations! BTW, I can gaurantee that my
> > > girlfriend is hotter than your wife. Post, or
> PM
> > a
> > > pic if you want; If you do, I'll do the same
> in
> > > return.
> > > Get a life...and I'll work on getting a wife
> > > (that's why I'm in Florida). Oh, and by the
> > way,
> > > she's the one who is pushing for marriage.
> >
> > Do you have a mullet? This is mullet behavior.
>
> No mullet here! Do you?

The most bitchin' mullet in all the land.

If she's doing all the pushing for marriage, why did you have to go to Florida, and how does that constitute you working on "getting a wife?" It sounds like she's working on getting a husband.

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inkahootz Wrote:
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> Get a life...and I'll work on getting a wife
> (that's why I'm in Florida). Oh, and by the way,
> she's the one who is pushing for marriage.


ha ha u loser we all know what florida is famous for all the retirees hah is that all u could get yeah pushing to marry som young stud too bad she didnt read fairfaxunderground befor you moved there

http://www.floridaguide.com/retire/

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> inkahootz Wrote:
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> > Get a life...and I'll work on getting a wife
> > (that's why I'm in Florida). Oh, and by the
> way,
> > she's the one who is pushing for marriage.
>
>
> ha ha u loser we all know what florida is famous
> for all the retirees hah is that all u could get
> yeah pushing to marry som young stud too bad she
> didnt read fairfaxunderground befor you moved
> there
>
> http://www.floridaguide.com/retire/


Is that the best you can do? My girl is 29...that's not that old. I'm in north east Florida, which, by the way, is not where retirees head to. Learn how to spell and use proper grammar before you try and 'pwn3d' someone, loser. You must go to Westfield, right? I think you should sign up for some remedial English classes this summer.



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If you are in Florida, why do you spend so much time in a Virginia forum?

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 11:54PM by inkahootz.

Isn't there some Florida forum to harass? I think it is time to move on.



Plus, what constitutes "old school?"

Found a picture of your wife...
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Gotta love it when some anonymous n00b shows up to teach us how FU works...

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> Found a picture of your wife...


You must mean FUNdamental's wife. I'm not married.

I ask again, what is an "old school" poster?

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Anyone who has been posting here since 2005-2006



Sounds like someone needs to find a new hobby.

Northeast Florida? You must watch a lot of NASCAR, listen to John Boy and Billy on the radio in the morning, drink a six pack of Dr. Pepper a day, and pay daily homage to Bo and Luke Duke, just to fit in.

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Wrongplace Wrote:
>> Sounds like someone needs to find a new hobby.


Yeah Inka, take his advice and find a new hobby... maybe you could log in anonymously and act like a complete faggot by telling the entire board who should and shouldn't be posting.

That sounds like a very rewarding hobby to take up.

No, I am not Fundamental...and on a serious note, you probably shouldn't advertise that employer on a website like this.

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LOL all you want...hope you aren't charging time to use this message board.

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And I'm sure there is better things to do at St. Augustine than use this site. :)

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Be sure to review your Fastime policies before you post again...

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LOL, now he thinks he's big Mr. DCAA auditor....

gotta love when these types show up here....



Wrongplace Wrote:
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> Be sure to review your Fastime policies before you
> post again...

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And if you like your job with Integrated Systems, I suggest you find a new hobby other than this board.

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> I ask again, what is an "old school" poster?


This is an old school poster:
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> working at Northrop Grumman. I met a real cool
> girl down here, am having fun,

You are sick; you should not be dating the underaged and should be dating only "women."

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> > -----
> >
> > > working at Northrop Grumman. I met a real
> cool
> > > girl down here, am having fun,
> >
> > You are sick; you should not be dating the
> > underaged and should be dating only "women."
>
>
> She's 29, moron.

So, a 29 year old, in your opinion, is a "girl," and not a woman. Do you have "mother issues," a limited vocabulary, or does your problem go much deeper, requiring medication twice a day?

I think Meep and inka are the same. It is amazing how quickly they come to each others' defense. Makes it look like two people when it is just one sad man.

Who will respond first?

I'm not defending anyone, I'm just flaming some dumbass n00b who doesn't understand the way things work around here.

And the fact that Inka was once banned from here, while I continued to post, is evidence enough that we are not the same person. In fact, there were some real funny fights back in the day... lol

"I'm not defending anyone, I'm just flaming some dumbass n00b who doesn't understand the way things work around here."

So how do things work around here?

And using another screen name while your Inka name was banned is not evidence you are different people. Using different ISPs is not that hard to do. Is it Inka?

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Meep, then Inka, Meep, then Inka,Meep, then Inka. Anyone notice a pattern?

RandomZero Wrote:
>>>> Using different ISPs is not that hard to
do. Is it Inka?


Trust me, Cary has other ways for tracking users other than IP addresses (cookies, php session id's), so that theory goes out the window.

That's pretty funny though...other dumbasses like you have accused me of being Pgens, Cary, Margie, and Gravis, but I don't think I've ever been accused of being Inka before.

Meeper can't be inka because Meeper is Elliot in the Morning. Like everyone else on here.

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Meeper can't be inka because Meeper is Elliot in
> the Morning. Like everyone else on here.



LOL +1

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If you are so confident, please post her picture now.

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That implies that she exists...

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> That implies that she exists...


I can post several pictures of her, if you want, loser.



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But you have to ask permission first right?

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> But you have to ask permission first right?


It's called consideration, moron.

I am sure she will convieniently say no.

lmao @ t3h threadz

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"And the fact that Inka was once banned from here, while I continued to post, is evidence enough that we are not the same person. In fact, there were some real funny fights back in the day... lol


The under the plasma stuff was classic.

And when you post your wife, try not to photoshop it too much. You can only hide potmarks so much.

Wait for it...meep then ikna, meep, then inka, meep, then inka.

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Not FUNdamental...

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So what genre of music did "Inkahootz" play? Queercore? RiotGrrl?

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.....

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................so what genre was your band?

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Fugazi...just how old are you?

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Because it is surprising your age considering the mentality of your posts...
and I'm still curious as to what genre Inkahootz was.

RandomZero Wrote:
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> Because it is surprising your age considering the
> mentality of your posts...
> and I'm still curious as to what genre Inkahootz
> was.


'Because it is surprising your age considering the mentality of your posts'? Are you a second language English learner?

Now we are analyzing semantics...why would you ask that?

RandomZero Wrote:
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> Now we are analyzing semantics...why would you ask
> that?


Because it was grammatically incorrect in such a way that would lead me to believe you are foreign born. The structure is backwards. Many Spanish speakers, when speaking English, say things backwards, because they structure what they are saying as if they were going to say it in Spanish.



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Well aren't we the language professor!! Your associates degree in English from an online university must have taught you that.

RandomZero Wrote:
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> Well aren't we the language professor!! Your
> associates degree in English from an online
> university must have taught you that.


Last time I checked, George Mason University wasn't an online institution.

Good job turning the thread around though...what genre was Inkahootz? You seem quite evasive...I thinking some sort of wannabe punk band.

RandomZero Wrote:
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> Good job turning the thread around though...what
> genre was Inkahootz? You seem quite evasive...I
> thinking some sort of wannabe punk band.


It was a fusion band of sorts. However, that was not the band that played the Positive Force shows.

And this why I asked your age...
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Nice talking with you Inka...don't forget to fill in Fastime before you leave.

lol, I love the way idiots come on here and assume people are like teenagers or something.

Well hello to the AlterEgo known as TheMeeper!

I was wrong about the two of you being the same person..Mclean and St. Augustine are very far apart!

RandomZero Wrote:
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> Nice talking with you Inka...don't forget to fill
> in Fastime before you leave.


Take care.

Ha,
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RandomZero Wrote:
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> I was wrong about the two of you being the same
> person..Mclean and St. Augustine are very far
> apart!


I told you to check the IP's! LOL

According to Vinke, only white 20-somethings post here, so Inka's age is irrelevant. However, I'm still waiting on pictures of Inka's girlfriend, and what genre music Inka played.

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This genre:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queercore

MrMephisto Wrote:
>>> and what genre music Inka played.


He played authentic, Jamaican-roots reggae.

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> >>> and what genre music Inka played.
>
>
> He played authentic, Jamaican-roots reggae.

Oh. Neat!

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How does a white guy in his twenties play "authentic" Jamaican music?

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> How does a white guy in his twenties play
> "authentic" Jamaican music?

With his "hands."

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Authentic...
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Not authentic...
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ValuTime Wrote:
>>> How does a white guy in his twenties play "authentic" Jamaican music?


lol

So Bob Marley is the only one allowed to play reggae music? Does that mean black people can't play country (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charley_Pride), and white people can't rap (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eminem)?

Or do thirty six #1 hits on the Billboard country charts or a Grammy Award for Best Rap Album not count because they went against a stereotype and thus weren't "authentic?"

Inkahootz is acting like a tool in this thread, but you're just fucking stupid. No wonder he's the only person you can troll effectively.

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I think I can troll you just as well...but it is hilarious to see suburban kids play "authentic" ethnic music.

I thought so too, until I saw this otherwise unassuming white boy get on an open mic stage and start to play reggae music acoustically. If I listened to a recording before I saw what he looked like, I would have bet money that he just got in from Jamaica yesterday.

It was a humbling lesson on the ignorance of preconceived notions. I'm sure this doesn't matter to you, as you're just another shit-stirrer.

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I am humbled, after reading all your insightful posts to Fairfax Underground.

I realize now that I the only one that is a "shit-stirrer."

The only reason you read through my recent posts was to find something troll-able. Considering that your response was essentially, "hey, you're a troll too," it appears you failed miserably in your task. Why don't you come back in 10 or 20 years when you know what you're doing?

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All I am saying is that you cannot complain about trolls when you yourself have attacked others and derailed threads.

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> All I am saying is that you cannot complain about
> trolls when you yourself have attacked others and
> derailed threads.

1. Sure I can.

2. It's not so much "trolling" as it is "unable to hide my complete lack of respect for stupid and lazy people." Someone who will go to the effort of coming to this site to ask where they can rent a fucking tent instead of going to Yahoo! or Google and typing "tent rental fairfax, va" is both stupid and lazy, and thus, deserving of my scorn.

3. Trolling inkahootz is like tying your shoes, but easier. Good job, champ.

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inkahootz Wrote:
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> FUNdamental Wrote:
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> > inkahootz Wrote:
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>
> > -----
> > > FUNdamental Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > inkahootz Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > >
> > > > > working at Northrop Grumman. I met a real
> > > cool
> > > > > girl down here, am having fun,
> > > >
> > > > You are sick; you should not be dating the
> > > > underaged and should be dating only
> "women."
> > >
> > >
> > > She's 29, moron.
> >
> > So, a 29 year old, in your opinion, is a
> "girl,"
> > and not a woman. Do you have "mother issues,"
> a
> > limited vocabulary, or does your problem go
> much
> > deeper, requiring medication twice a day?
>
>
> She is petite and looks young, unlike your fat old
> hag. If I choose to call her 'my girl', that is my
> perogative. Like I said before, I dare you to post
> or PM a picture of your 'woman'. I guarantee you
> my 'girl' is hotter than yours. I do not have
> 'mother issues', and am, in fact, quite well read.
> BTW, I think you are the one who needs medication
> for your compulsive obsessions!




What is a "perogative?"