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If Jesus was to come back today would he be a tow truck driver instead of a carpenter?
Posted by: the father, the son Holy Post ()
Date: January 15, 2015 07:12PM

Would he?

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Re: If Jesus was to come back today would he be a tow truck driver instead of a carpenter?
Posted by: Resurrection ()
Date: January 15, 2015 07:56PM

Naw. He wouldn't even try.

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Re: If Jesus was to come back today would he be a tow truck driver instead of a carpenter?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 15, 2015 08:16PM

I think Jesus would be relegated to standing at 7-11, preaching and healing the customers as they come in and out.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: If Jesus was to come back today would he be a tow truck driver instead of a carpenter?
Posted by: Son of a Preacher Man ()
Date: January 15, 2015 08:39PM

He'd look around and say, "I died for all you pieces of shit? Mohammed can have you. Enjoy."

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Re: If Jesus was to come back today would he be a tow truck driver instead of a carpenter?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: January 15, 2015 09:04PM

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Re: If Jesus was to come back today would he be a tow truck driver instead of a carpenter?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 15, 2015 09:23PM

Jesus was black.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: If Jesus was to come back today would he be a tow truck driver instead of a carpenter?
Posted by: Hesus is my lawn boy ()
Date: January 15, 2015 09:26PM

Yep

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Re: If Jesus was to come back today would he be a tow truck driver instead of a carpenter?
Posted by: Letters ()
Date: January 15, 2015 09:39PM

Numbers Wrote:
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You're just mad because everyone on this forum hates you Numbers. Now go die.

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Re: If Jesus was to come back today would he be a tow truck driver instead of a carpenter?
Posted by: Derivatives ()
Date: January 15, 2015 09:58PM

Letters Wrote:
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> Numbers Wrote:
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> You're just mad because everyone on this forum
> hates you Numbers. Now go die.


+1

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Re: If Jesus was to come back today would he be a tow truck driver instead of a carpenter?
Posted by: Lord Vader ()
Date: January 15, 2015 10:20PM

the father, the son Holy Post Wrote:
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> Would he?
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Re: If Jesus was to come back today would he be a tow truck driver instead of a carpenter?
Posted by: tDLEE ()
Date: January 16, 2015 12:16AM

i worked for a tow-truck driver - he was a regular reston guy but definitely not jesus

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Re: If Jesus was to come back today would he be a tow truck driver instead of a carpenter?
Posted by: wMJ7H ()
Date: January 16, 2015 12:17AM

my feet stink, my head hurts, and i don't luv jesus

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Re: If Jesus was to come back today would he be a tow truck driver instead of a carpenter?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: January 16, 2015 12:31AM



Jesus has RISEN and he is a TROLL




idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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