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What's the best way to dump psycho girlfriend?
Posted by: Joshy Josh ()
Date: August 31, 2015 09:55PM

I want to leave my psycho girlfriend, she's destroyed my family and my health. How do I let her go without her killing my rabbit and my mother?

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Re: What's the best way to dump psycho girlfriend?
Posted by: Shecky Youngman ()
Date: August 31, 2015 10:09PM

Joshy Josh Wrote:
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> I want to leave my psycho girlfriend, she's
> destroyed my family and my health. How do I let
> her go without her killing my rabbit and my
> mother?

Lock the doors of your Mustang.

::rimshot::

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Re: What's the best way to dump psycho girlfriend?
Posted by: t9CT7 ()
Date: September 01, 2015 11:33PM

tell her you trust her completely and want a longer relationship

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Re: What's the best way to dump psycho girlfriend?
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: September 02, 2015 12:25AM

Joshy Josh Wrote:
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> I want to leave my psycho girlfriend, she's
> destroyed my family and my health. How do I let
> her go without her killing my rabbit and my
> mother?

I don't see how killing your rabbit and your mother would help in this situation.

Have you tried talking to her?

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Re: What's the best way to dump psycho girlfriend?
Posted by: Take her rock climbing ()
Date: September 02, 2015 12:37AM

and cut her line. SPLAT!

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Re: What's the best way to dump psycho girlfriend?
Posted by: Ydhdb44 ()
Date: September 05, 2015 06:51AM

Text message. Then move

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Re: What's the best way to dump psycho girlfriend?
Posted by: First Things First ()
Date: September 05, 2015 07:06AM

First you have to realize that all women are crazy. Then, and only then, you will realize that you just have to be a man and take control of the situation.

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Re: What's the best way to dump psycho girlfriend?
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: September 05, 2015 07:41AM

^^^

Thread.

Nip

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Re: What's the best way to dump psycho girlfriend?
Posted by: libtardbot3000 ()
Date: September 05, 2015 08:35AM

First Things First Wrote:
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> First you have to realize that all women are
> crazy. Then, and only then, you will realize that
> you just have to be a man and take control of the
> situation.


give her a good ole back hand...let me know how it goes

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Re: What's the best way to dump psycho girlfriend?
Posted by: Gaylord GarageBand ()
Date: September 05, 2015 11:21AM

Punch her right in the eesh, and then walk away.

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Re: What's the best way to dump psycho girlfriend?
Posted by: Try this ()
Date: September 05, 2015 08:46PM

It takes 42 facial muscles to frown. It only takes 4 arm muscles to reach out and Bitch Slap thar cunt.

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Re: What's the best way to dump psycho girlfriend?
Posted by: 441 ()
Date: September 05, 2015 09:04PM

Tell her you only want anal.

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Re: What's the best way to dump psycho girlfriend?
Posted by: 37hTD ()
Date: September 06, 2015 12:18AM

Apparently many different ways to lose a lover....

Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just drop off the key, Lee
Take a long hike, Mike
Find a good story, Corey
Say Adios, Bruce
Just hail a cab, Gabe
Join the Navy, Davey
Walk down the street, Pete
Make a new tale, Kale,
Pull a new trick, Vik,
Just give her a toss, Josh,
Make like a mole, Cole,
Just fake your own death, Seth
Time to say goodbye, Ty
Kick her to the curb, Herb
Grow a pair of balls, Charles

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