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FFXU Should Start a Charity...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 07, 2015 08:08PM

It's time we gave something back to the community...here's some ideas.



Adopt a highway


Blankets for refugees


Battered Women Shelter


Drug rehab clinic


Food bank


Lamb Center





Anyone have grant writing experience?

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Re: FFXU Should Start a Charity...
Posted by: STFU Fat Boy ()
Date: September 07, 2015 08:09PM

Shut the fuck up you fat faggot

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Re: FFXU Should Start a Charity...
Posted by: ben dunn ()
Date: September 07, 2015 08:40PM

The Adopt-a-Highway idea has been floated before, but never went anywhere.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/944372.html

http://www.virginiadot.org/programs/prog-aah-default.asp

As far as volunteering at the Lamb Center goes, I'm exposed to all the mental illness I can tolerate just from visiting Fairfax Underground.

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Re: FFXU Should Start a Charity...
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: September 07, 2015 08:45PM

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Re: FFXU Should Start a Charity...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 07, 2015 08:52PM

Methadone clinics can be quite profitable.

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Re: FFXU Should Start a Charity...
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: September 07, 2015 09:23PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Methadone clinics can be quite profitable.


Getting those opiated freaks right would be a lot of frustration. I would go the druggie route but focus on nerds who are on pyschotropics or believe themselves to be "marijuana addicts". It would be a breeze to craft some self-help BS for these types.

I would also send them out with picket signs to Gerry Connolly and Meade Skelton events. Kinda a Westboro Lite.


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 5/31/1967 05:57AM by WingNut.

Last edit at 11/30/2015 01:37PM Last edit at 5/14/2015 03:52PM Last edit at 1/28/2014 05:57AM Last edit at 11/29/2015 01:10PM Last edit at 3/14/2011 11:52PM Last edit at 7/20/2012 04:07AM
Last edit at 6/29/2013 11:18PM Last edit at 3/19/2011 01:02PM Last edit at 3/26/2012 09:07PM


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Re: FFXU Should Start a Charity...
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 07, 2015 09:54PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Methadone clinics can be quite profitable.

Good place to meet hot, troubled women too

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Re: FFXU Should Start a Charity...
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: September 07, 2015 09:59PM

I can offer psychotherapy to those in need.

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Re: FFXU Should Start a Charity...
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: September 07, 2015 10:00PM

BEH Wrote:
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> > Methadone clinics can be quite profitable.
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> Good place to meet hot, troubled women too

We already have Megan Toohey

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Re: FFXU Should Start a Charity...
Posted by: Good one ()
Date: September 07, 2015 11:26PM

STFU Fat Boy Wrote:
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> Shut the fuck up you fat faggot

Sounds like this comment itself is a contribution to the community.

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Re: FFXU Should Start a Charity...
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 08, 2015 02:38AM

We could open a IBS clinic

Many people on the underground have bad bowels. At the least we could provide a 24 hour brown line for support

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Re: FFXU Should Start a Charity...
Posted by: not hot ()
Date: September 08, 2015 02:46AM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> We already have Megan Toohey

Megan is only "hot" in carefully composed photos and makup, and if you have fairly low standards. She is short, fat, has badly scarred face, missing teeth, buck teeth, and white trash tattoos on her wrists. she is also a smoker and drug user.
Megan would be rather hideous to wake up to; the phrase "coyote woman" comes to mind....

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Re: FFXU Should Start a Charity...
Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: September 08, 2015 04:15AM

http://www.hqudc.org

Why start one, Us true blood and descendant should be supporting the cause.


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Re: FFXU Should Start a Charity...
Posted by: BelowMe. ()
Date: September 08, 2015 07:01AM

^ There's a charity I can get behind.

Provide free Euthanasia Therapy to the Fox News Watching Un-Americans. That would do wonders for this country and the human gene pool.

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