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I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
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My Lincoln is in the shop
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Date: June 10, 2017 04:50PM
This Zipcar smells like unwashed ass, gag me with a spork!
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
Posted by:
Dr. T. Y. Sanchez
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Date: June 10, 2017 07:35PM
So report it to zip car so they can take care of it.
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
Posted by:
Shattered Shithole Sharon
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Date: June 10, 2017 07:57PM
My Lincoln is in the shop Wrote:
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> This Zipcar smells like unwashed ass, gag me with
> a spork!
What is wrong with this generation?
Earthy smells used to excite men.
When I was younger men used to pay extra for my special fragrance.
Now I'm lucky to get my asshole plowed by my own son on a lonely Saturday night.
The only real way I can off these days is by inserting animals in my orifices and keep them inserted as they slowly die.
I have to thank this forum for giving me the good advice to use weasels.
I used to go through two or three hamsters to get the job done, one weasel works wonderfully.
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> This Zipcar smells like unwashed ass, gag me with
> a spork!
What is wrong with this generation?
Earthy smells used to excite men.
When I was younger men used to pay extra for my special fragrance.
Now I'm lucky to get my asshole plowed by my own son on a lonely Saturday night.
The only real way I can off these days is by inserting animals in my orifices and keep them inserted as they slowly die.
I have to thank this forum for giving me the good advice to use weasels.
I used to go through two or three hamsters to get the job done, one weasel works wonderfully.
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Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
Posted by:
OP likes gagging
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Date: June 10, 2017 08:00PM
Dr. T. Y. Sanchez Wrote:
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> So report it to zip car so they can take care of
> it.
Report them he wants the dudes #
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> So report it to zip car so they can take care of
> it.
Report them he wants the dudes #
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
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hytest
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Date: June 14, 2017 12:55PM
My Lincoln is in the shop Wrote:
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> This Zipcar smells like unwashed ass, gag me with
> a spork!
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> This Zipcar smells like unwashed ass, gag me with
> a spork!
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Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
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My ass smells like a zipcar
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Date: June 14, 2017 01:26PM
I can't get the zipcar smell to go away.
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
Posted by:
Muslim Used It
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Date: June 14, 2017 05:36PM
You must have used it after a Muslim shitstain smelly ass sandnigger.
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
Posted by:
nog hauler rider
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Date: June 15, 2017 07:12AM
If they rent to coloreds, you will have this problem.
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
Posted by:
KKK
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Date: June 15, 2017 01:31PM
That had to be a nigger they never wash
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
Posted by:
NCVNK
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Date: June 15, 2017 01:37PM
This is why I will never be a fucking cheap ass and use zipcar. Niggers, towelheads, rednecks, sick people, criminals, etc use zipcar. I'd buy a new car before I would get in one of those shit boxes.
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
Posted by:
364234
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Date: June 16, 2017 12:01PM
gUESS THE NEW DESERT IMMIGRANTS AND PAKIS ARE USING THESE RENTAL CARS INSTEAD OF SPENDING THEIR FREE WELFARE CHECKS ON A NEW CAR.
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
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Veronica Teasdale
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Date: June 17, 2017 07:21AM
I live in a highrise and got rid of my car in 2010. I spend 2 to 3 thousand a year on zipcar or enterprise. It is great not having to worry about parking, maintenance, inspections and stuff like that. Zipcar is awesome and never smells bad.
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
Posted by:
skankhunt42
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Date: June 17, 2017 07:58AM
Veronica Teasdale Wrote:
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> I live in a highrise and got rid of my car in
> 2010. I spend 2 to 3 thousand a year on zipcar or
> enterprise. It is great not having to worry about
> parking, maintenance, inspections and stuff like
> that. Zipcar is awesome and never smells bad.
Well that solves the mystery about who had the car just before OP.
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> I live in a highrise and got rid of my car in
> 2010. I spend 2 to 3 thousand a year on zipcar or
> enterprise. It is great not having to worry about
> parking, maintenance, inspections and stuff like
> that. Zipcar is awesome and never smells bad.
Well that solves the mystery about who had the car just before OP.
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
Posted by:
stank ass
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Date: December 22, 2021 05:15AM
Koreans. They smell bad!
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
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Can’t relate
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Date: December 22, 2021 10:28AM
The Poltrona Frau leather Daytona seats in my Ferrari never smell like ass
Never
I put this homemade German leather balm on it and it smells awesome
Never
I put this homemade German leather balm on it and it smells awesome
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
Posted by:
Yeah sure
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Date: December 22, 2021 07:28PM
Dude you don’t have a Ferrari. You take a bus to work. And nothing about you smells awesome
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
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WDHXP
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Date: December 23, 2021 02:33AM
Can’t relate Wrote:
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> The Poltrona Frau leather Daytona seats in my
> Ferrari never smell like ass
>
> Never
>
> I put this homemade German leather balm on it and
> it smells awesome
My DeSoto, old as it is, will blow the doors off your Ferrari. & your brother in law's Lamborghini.
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> The Poltrona Frau leather Daytona seats in my
> Ferrari never smell like ass
>
> Never
>
> I put this homemade German leather balm on it and
> it smells awesome
My DeSoto, old as it is, will blow the doors off your Ferrari. & your brother in law's Lamborghini.
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
Posted by:
Can’t relate
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Date: December 23, 2021 08:17AM
WDHXP Wrote:
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> Can’t relate Wrote:
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> > The Poltrona Frau leather Daytona seats in my
> > Ferrari never smell like ass
> >
> > Never
> >
> > I put this homemade German leather balm on it
> and
> > it smells awesome
>
> My DeSoto, old as it is, will blow the doors off
> your Ferrari. & your brother in law's
> Lamborghini.
It won’t. The dual clutch Ferrari’s, mine included, are wonderful!
My ex brother-in-law is some Christian missionary fuck. I highly doubt he drives a Lambo. He’s an Columbia trained anesthesiologist, so I’m sure he could afford one.
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> Can’t relate Wrote:
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> -----
> > The Poltrona Frau leather Daytona seats in my
> > Ferrari never smell like ass
> >
> > Never
> >
> > I put this homemade German leather balm on it
> and
> > it smells awesome
>
> My DeSoto, old as it is, will blow the doors off
> your Ferrari. & your brother in law's
> Lamborghini.
It won’t. The dual clutch Ferrari’s, mine included, are wonderful!
My ex brother-in-law is some Christian missionary fuck. I highly doubt he drives a Lambo. He’s an Columbia trained anesthesiologist, so I’m sure he could afford one.
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
Posted by:
Antiasshat.
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Date: December 23, 2021 08:21AM
Can’t relate Wrote:
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> The Poltrona Frau leather Daytona seats in my
> Ferrari never smell like ass
>
> Never
>
> I put this homemade German leather balm on it and
> it smells awesome
All that money and still can’t get any ass? Not even a fart?
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> The Poltrona Frau leather Daytona seats in my
> Ferrari never smell like ass
>
> Never
>
> I put this homemade German leather balm on it and
> it smells awesome
All that money and still can’t get any ass? Not even a fart?
Re: I rented a Zipcar for the weekend and the last person driving it clearly has not washed his ass in years!
Posted by:
XVDMP
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Date: December 23, 2021 11:35AM
Can’t relate Wrote:
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> WDHXP Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can’t relate Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The Poltrona Frau leather Daytona seats in my
> > > Ferrari never smell like ass
> > >
> > > Never
> > >
> > > I put this homemade German leather balm on it
> > and
> > > it smells awesome
> >
> > My DeSoto, old as it is, will blow the doors
> off
> > your Ferrari. & your brother in law's
> > Lamborghini.
>
> It won’t. The dual clutch Ferrari’s, mine
> included, are wonderful!
>
> My ex brother-in-law is some Christian missionary
> fuck. I highly doubt he drives a Lambo. He’s
> an Columbia trained anesthesiologist, so I’m
> sure he could afford one.
You don't know what I did to that little hemi. And it's street legal. Your usually out of tune, over priced little putt putt won't even come close, even when it's in tune, which is almost never.
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> WDHXP Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can’t relate Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The Poltrona Frau leather Daytona seats in my
> > > Ferrari never smell like ass
> > >
> > > Never
> > >
> > > I put this homemade German leather balm on it
> > and
> > > it smells awesome
> >
> > My DeSoto, old as it is, will blow the doors
> off
> > your Ferrari. & your brother in law's
> > Lamborghini.
>
> It won’t. The dual clutch Ferrari’s, mine
> included, are wonderful!
>
> My ex brother-in-law is some Christian missionary
> fuck. I highly doubt he drives a Lambo. He’s
> an Columbia trained anesthesiologist, so I’m
> sure he could afford one.
You don't know what I did to that little hemi. And it's street legal. Your usually out of tune, over priced little putt putt won't even come close, even when it's in tune, which is almost never.