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The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: so H00ngry ()
Date: April 06, 2019 11:17AM

I generally do not post negative food reviews but I felt the need to do so after trying the impossible whopper. Nothing against burger king as they are still have a fantastic selection of foods that are incredible.
I took two bites of the impossible whopper and found it impossible to eat. The texture is all wrong and the flavor is nasty. I threw my impossible whopper away and bought a regular whopper with cheese to replace it. Beware of the impossible whopper!
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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: fenderchamp ()
Date: April 06, 2019 12:03PM

Meatless whopper is like alcohol free beer. I will pass on both.

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: backed up ()
Date: April 06, 2019 12:22PM

A guy in my office tried a impossible whopper Thursday and after about 2 hours he had explosive diarrhea and had to call out sick yesterday.

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: BK is the SHIT! ()
Date: April 06, 2019 01:22PM

backed up Wrote:
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> A guy in my office tried a impossible whopper
> Thursday and after about 2 hours he had explosive
> diarrhea and had to call out sick yesterday.


Yeah, but that also happens when you eat the regular Whopper. BK is renowned for its shit creating burgers.

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: Guy Mandude ()
Date: April 07, 2019 08:39AM

In contrast, McDonalad's is developing a vegetable free salad using only animal-based products designed to look and taste like a real salad, McDonald's says its new product is in response to customers who don't eat vegetables, but want to pretend they do.


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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: even seam ()
Date: April 07, 2019 09:36AM

so H00ngry Wrote:
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> I generally do not post negative food reviews but
> I felt the need to do so after trying the
> impossible whopper. Nothing against burger king as
> they are still have a fantastic selection of foods
> that are incredible.
> I took two bites of the impossible whopper and
> found it impossible to eat. The texture is all
> wrong and the flavor is nasty. I threw my
> impossible whopper away and bought a regular
> whopper with cheese to replace it. Beware of the
> impossible whopper!

That burger must be nasty. It probably will be off the menu in a month or two.

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: who TF eats @ burger king? ()
Date: April 07, 2019 02:03PM

The only white people you will see in there are turmptardz

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: bamaking ()
Date: April 08, 2019 05:14AM

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: so H00ngry ()
Date: April 28, 2019 11:32AM

A friend of mine tried the impossible whopper and it gave him the shits for hours.

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: JeezusH Keeerist ()
Date: December 27, 2019 10:03PM

Washington Post Denies Claim New Estrogen-Packed 'Impossible Whopper' Will Make Men Grow Breasts


According to James Stangle, a doctor of veterinary medicine in South Dakota, the soy-based Impossible Whopper contains 18 million times more estrogen than the original beef Whopper......

https://www.zerohedge.com/health/washington-post-denies-claim-new-estrogen-packed-impossible-whopper-will-make-men-grow

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: NBRSP ()
Date: December 27, 2019 11:35PM

what do you expect for a soy bean burger?

They tasted like shit in the elementary school cafeteria.

They tasted like shit in the veggie joint in HS when you wanted to get in that earthy-crunchy chick's pants.

They tasted like shit in college in that EC joint when you were trying to get in that other EC chick's pants.


and you know what? They STILL taste like shit.

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: san angeles ()
Date: December 27, 2019 11:58PM

did anyone tried those new nachos at taco bell?

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: The world today ()
Date: December 28, 2019 08:32AM

NBRSP Wrote:
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> what do you expect for a soy bean burger?
>
> They tasted like shit in the elementary school
> cafeteria.
>
> They tasted like shit in the veggie joint in HS
> when you wanted to get in that earthy-crunchy
> chick's pants.
>
> They tasted like shit in college in that EC joint
> when you were trying to get in that other EC
> chick's pants.
>
>
> and you know what? They STILL taste like shit.

Hmmmmmmm.
Let’s take plants and shit ton of chemicals, mix them together for a hamburger.....

Wtf is wrong with people?!?!!?

Read the labels and you will see the same chemicals as your shampoo!

Gross

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: burger king ()
Date: December 29, 2019 07:36AM

The world today Wrote:
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> NBRSP Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > what do you expect for a soy bean burger?
> >
> > They tasted like shit in the elementary school
> > cafeteria.
> >
> > They tasted like shit in the veggie joint in HS
> > when you wanted to get in that earthy-crunchy
> > chick's pants.
> >
> > They tasted like shit in college in that EC
> joint
> > when you were trying to get in that other EC
> > chick's pants.
> >
> >
> > and you know what? They STILL taste like shit.
>
> Hmmmmmmm.
> Let’s take plants and shit ton of chemicals, mix
> them together for a hamburger.....
>
> Wtf is wrong with people?!?!!?
>
> Read the labels and you will see the same
> chemicals as your shampoo!
>
> Gross

You, Sir are wrong.
Here is a list of the ingredients.

Water, Soy Protein Concentrate, Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavors, 2% or less of: Potato Protein, Methylcellulose, Yeast Extract, Cultured Dextrose, Food Starch Modified, Soy Leghemoglobin, Salt, Soy Protein Isolate, Mixed Tocopherols (Vitamin E), Zinc Gluconate, Thiamine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B1), Sodium Ascorbate (Vitamin C), Niacin, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Vitamin B12.

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: December 29, 2019 08:09AM

burger king Wrote:
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> The world today Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NBRSP Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > what do you expect for a soy bean burger?
> > >
> > > They tasted like shit in the elementary
> school
> > > cafeteria.
> > >
> > > They tasted like shit in the veggie joint in
> HS
> > > when you wanted to get in that earthy-crunchy
> > > chick's pants.
> > >
> > > They tasted like shit in college in that EC
> > joint
> > > when you were trying to get in that other EC
> > > chick's pants.
> > >
> > >
> > > and you know what? They STILL taste like
> shit.
> >
> > Hmmmmmmm.
> > Let’s take plants and shit ton of chemicals,
> mix
> > them together for a hamburger.....
> >
> > Wtf is wrong with people?!?!!?
> >
> > Read the labels and you will see the same
> > chemicals as your shampoo!
> >
> > Gross
>
> You, Sir are wrong.
> Here is a list of the ingredients.
>
> Water, Soy Protein Concentrate, Coconut Oil,
> Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavors, 2% or less of:
> Potato Protein, Methylcellulose, Yeast Extract,
> Cultured Dextrose, Food Starch Modified, Soy
> Leghemoglobin, Salt, Soy Protein Isolate, Mixed
> Tocopherols (Vitamin E), Zinc Gluconate, Thiamine
> Hydrochloride (Vitamin B1), Sodium Ascorbate
> (Vitamin C), Niacin, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride
> (Vitamin B6), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Vitamin
> B12.


All those libtarded GMO cancer causing chemicals, yuck.

Here's the ingredients of my burgers: pork and beef.

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: burger king ()
Date: December 29, 2019 08:30AM

In reality the meatless meat is 328% healthier than real beef.

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: U dumbass ()
Date: December 29, 2019 11:26AM

JeezusH Keeerist Wrote:
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> Washington Post Denies Claim New Estrogen-Packed
> 'Impossible Whopper' Will Make Men Grow Breasts
>
>
> According to James Stangle, a doctor of veterinary
> medicine in South Dakota, the soy-based
> Impossible Whopper contains 18 million times more
> estrogen than the original beef Whopper......

>
> https://www.zerohedge.com/health/washington-post-d
> enies-claim-new-estrogen-packed-impossible-whopper
> -will-make-men-grow

zerohedge: Imma stop you right there. Winners don't click zerohedge links.

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: 0hedge ()
Date: December 29, 2019 11:29AM

U dumbass Wrote:
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> JeezusH Keeerist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Washington Post Denies Claim New
> Estrogen-Packed
> > 'Impossible Whopper' Will Make Men Grow Breasts
> >
> >
> > According to James Stangle, a doctor of
> veterinary
> > medicine in South Dakota, the soy-based
> > Impossible Whopper contains 18 million times
> more
> > estrogen than the original beef
> Whopper......

> >
> >
> https://www.zerohedge.com/health/washington-post-d
>
> >
> enies-claim-new-estrogen-packed-impossible-whopper
>
> > -will-make-men-grow
>
> zerohedge: Imma stop you right there. Winners
> don't click zerohedge links.


Yes, zerohedge is simply clickbait full of bullshit.

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: mkjii ()
Date: December 29, 2019 01:02PM

vegetarians dont want fake meat that tastes like meat, meat eaters dont want fake meat who is this for?

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Re: The (meatless) Impossible Whopper at burger king really tastes bad
Posted by: n4h7x ()
Date: December 31, 2019 11:38PM

The nwo has mandated that all meat will be replaced by "organic plant-based meatless test-tube substance" which is manufactured to look like meat.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/14/business/the-new-makers-of-plant-based-meat-big-meat-companies.html

If you love Boca Burgers, you can eat this stuff. Cows are being removed from the earth by genocide because they fart and burp.

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