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The best sexual position
Posted by: Best sex ()
Date: July 20, 2022 07:35PM

I've done them all. Then I had back surgery. As soon as I could fuck again, we did. The bitch laid on the bed with her ass on the edge and legs hanging over. I stood up with my feet on the floor at the edge of the bed and the magic happened. Best position ever. Best for pleasing a woman and best for a man. Not only can you eat that pussy from a great vantage point, you can get some great leverage. You can choke her, hold a leg over your shoulder, hold both legs over your shoulder, put her legs together, turn her around and face fuck her, turn her over and doggie style that slut. Meanwhile, you stay in the same position. No dealing with lumpy beds, soft beds, springs or any of that bullshit. Just pure power and balls deep trajectory fucking.

You're welcome.

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Re: The best sexual position
Posted by: Haven't tried them all ()
Date: July 20, 2022 08:20PM

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Re: The best sexual position
Posted by: Winchester Poofter ()
Date: July 20, 2022 09:12PM

Getting plowed by General Mahdi is the best position.

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Re: The best sexual position
Posted by: Keep your hopes up ()
Date: July 20, 2022 10:12PM

Best sex Wrote:
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> I've done them all. Then I had back surgery. As
> soon as I could fuck again, we did. The bitch laid
> on the bed with her ass on the edge and legs
> hanging over. I stood up with my feet on the floor
> at the edge of the bed and the magic happened.
> Best position ever. Best for pleasing a woman and
> best for a man. Not only can you eat that pussy
> from a great vantage point, you can get some great
> leverage. You can choke her, hold a leg over your
> shoulder, hold both legs over your shoulder, put
> her legs together, turn her around and face fuck
> her, turn her over and doggie style that slut.
> Meanwhile, you stay in the same position. No
> dealing with lumpy beds, soft beds, springs or any
> of that bullshit. Just pure power and balls deep
> trajectory fucking.
>
> You're welcome.


One day a girl will come along that isn't repulsed by you

Maybe

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Re: The best sexual position
Posted by: Just your dead uncle Allan ()
Date: July 20, 2022 10:32PM

Haven't tried them all Wrote:
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Nobody wants to have sex with an old HIV positive white trash failure like you, basl

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Re: The best sexual position
Posted by: Hardstyle ()
Date: July 21, 2022 12:51AM

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Re: The best sexual position
Posted by: Inclined DumpTruck ()
Date: July 21, 2022 08:27AM

humpty dumpty

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Re: The best sexual position
Posted by: F4DWL ()
Date: July 21, 2022 11:18AM

It's usu. female superior for me. It's a matter of practicality. I'm like 20 lbs. overweight. The only girls that don't friend zone me are scrawny chix. I never used to understand that but finally my current GF, a scrawny black chick who's 11 years older than me came out and said it.

She said these so called experts can say anything they want about the vaginal canal is flexible, but they don't have small vaginas so they don't really know. She says the pussy splitters hurt. She said the smart scrawny chick goes for either Asian guys or slightly overweight white guys like me. It's b|c we usually have penises that are average at the biggest, but more often smaller. It's just a better fit for them. She said it seems to work more often with white guys. She also said us chunky white guys in our early or mid 20s have finally figured out we better take anything that's interested if we want more than the Friend Zone & porno. Once we get 1, we feel damn lucky to have her & treat her better than most.

OK. & I understand I can't get on top of her b|c I might crush her. So she's got to get on top of me.

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