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Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 29, 2024 12:37PM
Congratulations to the censor, who feels he must block my posts. As a stubborn old man, I will continue to post despite your childish behavior. My guess is you didn’t get enough hugs growing up. My bowels and everyone else’s supersedes your need for censorship in a free country
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Jokey Mahtling
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Date: May 29, 2024 12:47PM
Heeeey,
Two gerbils walk by a gay bar. One gerbil turns to the other one and says “Hey, you wanna go inside and get shitfaced?”
Wee Hee Heeeee!!!
Two gerbils walk by a gay bar. One gerbil turns to the other one and says “Hey, you wanna go inside and get shitfaced?”
Wee Hee Heeeee!!!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Greener Onion
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Date: May 29, 2024 01:16PM
God bless Mr Brown Onion. He has always been supportive. I’m so glad to be a nurse, and enjoy helping patients feel better.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
The Obese Neighbor
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Date: May 29, 2024 01:33PM
Green since you’re an adult, want to do a spit roast with your father?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Greener Onion
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Date: May 29, 2024 01:53PM
The Obese Neighbor Wrote:
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> Green since you’re an adult, want to do a spit
> roast with your father?
That sounds like fun. Can the doctor join in for a threesome to make me airtight? I love getting my ass and pussy stuffed while I'm gobbling down a nice juicy cock. Even better if we can do it while covered in poop!
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> Green since you’re an adult, want to do a spit
> roast with your father?
That sounds like fun. Can the doctor join in for a threesome to make me airtight? I love getting my ass and pussy stuffed while I'm gobbling down a nice juicy cock. Even better if we can do it while covered in poop!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: May 29, 2024 02:51PM
Burgers, fries, Coke. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing
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Date: May 29, 2024 02:56PM
Thank you Ms. Greener Onion I would love to join in making you airtight, and exploring the depths of your lovely bowels. I'm free every weeknight after 6pm, and all day on Fridays.
In additon to being highly qualified nurse, Ms. Greener Onion is a charming young woman and a sexual demon.
In additon to being highly qualified nurse, Ms. Greener Onion is a charming young woman and a sexual demon.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: May 29, 2024 02:58PM
Burgers, fries, cheetos, coke, milkshake, and some nuggets from the dog park.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
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Date: May 29, 2024 03:00PM
I am at the beach and just had two Italian sausages on potato rolls smothered in peppers and onions with cheese on top along with a bucket of boardwalk fries. My bowels are already making quick work of this meal.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Maui Onion
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Date: May 29, 2024 03:16PM
I am on a plane with Pearl Onion heading back to Dulles. We brought food along and just ate a medium pizza, an 4-piece chicken dinner from Bojangles, 4 cokes, and a litre of cheap Tequila. We're about to adjourn to the restroom together for some bowels fun.
We heard Brown Onion is planning a Trump scat-party fundraiser for the Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) and look forward to the details. Hopefully Gerry Connolly will be attending even though he's a Dem.
We heard Brown Onion is planning a Trump scat-party fundraiser for the Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) and look forward to the details. Hopefully Gerry Connolly will be attending even though he's a Dem.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Maui Onion
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Date: May 29, 2024 03:19PM
Did Brown Onion have any trouble making bail for those child sex charges? We've been out of town and didn't get his call the other night.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Gay lover of Brown Onion
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Date: May 29, 2024 03:26PM
Maui Onion Wrote:
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> Did Brown Onion have any trouble making bail for
> those child sex charges? We've been out of town
> and didn't get his call the other night.
We did get my lover Mr. Brown Onion bailed out of jail even though he seemed to be having a good-ass time in there. He made a few friends in lockup and we look forward to partying with them at future Brothers in Bowels gatherings.
Brown's lawyer has advised him not to discuss the case, but we hope make an offer to the injured-anus boy and his family. The situation with the rugrats is also being worked.
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> Did Brown Onion have any trouble making bail for
> those child sex charges? We've been out of town
> and didn't get his call the other night.
We did get my lover Mr. Brown Onion bailed out of jail even though he seemed to be having a good-ass time in there. He made a few friends in lockup and we look forward to partying with them at future Brothers in Bowels gatherings.
Brown's lawyer has advised him not to discuss the case, but we hope make an offer to the injured-anus boy and his family. The situation with the rugrats is also being worked.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Real Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: May 29, 2024 04:11PM
Still on my diet. Apples, grapes and a cottage cheese salad for lunch.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
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Date: May 29, 2024 04:28PM
At least you aren’t incontinent
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Red Onion class of 1995
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Date: May 29, 2024 05:08PM
Bowel control is important. The ability to eject your bowel contents on demand can save your life. With practice you can learn how to adjust your bowel pressure and starfish "nozzle" to deploy a range of defenses ranging from a wide spray of toxic noxious droplets, to a tightly-focused highly pressure stream of brown goo, to a targeted barrage of high-velocity hardened turds.
Master assassins have been known to roll their turds into projectiles and then bake or heat-treat them before re-inserting into their ass for use as deadly projectiles.
Master assassins have been known to roll their turds into projectiles and then bake or heat-treat them before re-inserting into their ass for use as deadly projectiles.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 29, 2024 05:12PM
At an appearance or public event, it would be great if you could record Gerry Connolly’s response to “how are your bowels?”
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Red Onion class of 1995
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Date: May 29, 2024 05:16PM
"Bowels combat" would be good set of skills for Mr. Brown Onion if ends up with any prison time for raping that 13-year-old and molesting the 11-year-old rugrat.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Gay lover of Brown Onion
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Date: May 29, 2024 05:19PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> At an appearance or public event, it would be
> great if you could record Gerry Connolly’s
> response to “how are your bowels?”
You can ask him the next time he comes over to your house for a play session and I will record what he says.
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> At an appearance or public event, it would be
> great if you could record Gerry Connolly’s
> response to “how are your bowels?”
You can ask him the next time he comes over to your house for a play session and I will record what he says.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Gay lover of Brown Onion
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Date: May 29, 2024 05:31PM
Red Onion class of 1995 Wrote:
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> "Bowels combat" would be good set of skills for
> Mr. Brown Onion if ends up with any prison time
> for raping that 13-year-old and molesting the
> 11-year-old rugrat.
The legal system moves rather slowly so my lover Mr. Brown Onion is not going to prison in the immediate future. Furthermore, Brown is somewhat looking forward to new bowels experiences if and when he does go to the big house.
That said, it never hurts to be prepared and we are thinking of doing some bowels combat training in the event it becomes necessary. What calibre is best for fabricating turd bullets?
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> "Bowels combat" would be good set of skills for
> Mr. Brown Onion if ends up with any prison time
> for raping that 13-year-old and molesting the
> 11-year-old rugrat.
The legal system moves rather slowly so my lover Mr. Brown Onion is not going to prison in the immediate future. Furthermore, Brown is somewhat looking forward to new bowels experiences if and when he does go to the big house.
That said, it never hurts to be prepared and we are thinking of doing some bowels combat training in the event it becomes necessary. What calibre is best for fabricating turd bullets?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Statement from Trump campaign
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Date: May 29, 2024 06:05PM
Message from the Trump campaign office, to Brown Onion and the BiB's:
"I won't be able to attend any of Mr. Brown Onion and his BiB's regular scat parties until after the election. We are absolutely considering hosting a series of amazing "Two Bowels Brothers One Cup" fundraisers in Vienna and down in Mar a Lago. Everybody’s talking about it. They will be huge parties, fantastic events with the most beautiful bowels all there and phenomenal turds on display to savor and enjoy."
"Until then, please carry on with Representative Gerry Connolly, who can frankly tear up an anus like the crooked dishonest Democrat that he is, but we all love him anyway, up in Brown Onion's amazing beautiful bowels, huge tough bowels America loves. That’s just what I had heard."
"I won't be able to attend any of Mr. Brown Onion and his BiB's regular scat parties until after the election. We are absolutely considering hosting a series of amazing "Two Bowels Brothers One Cup" fundraisers in Vienna and down in Mar a Lago. Everybody’s talking about it. They will be huge parties, fantastic events with the most beautiful bowels all there and phenomenal turds on display to savor and enjoy."
"Until then, please carry on with Representative Gerry Connolly, who can frankly tear up an anus like the crooked dishonest Democrat that he is, but we all love him anyway, up in Brown Onion's amazing beautiful bowels, huge tough bowels America loves. That’s just what I had heard."
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Angry Mother
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Date: May 29, 2024 06:25PM
That vile shit-eating subhuman pervert Brown Onion raped my 13 year old son and committed sex acts with other underage children.
Brown Onion and his gay lover and all his gay Brothers in Bowels are scum. Prison and jail is no good for them because they would just enjoy all the anal sex.
Brown Onion and his gay lover and all his gay Brothers in Bowels are scum. Prison and jail is no good for them because they would just enjoy all the anal sex.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Pincer
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Date: May 29, 2024 06:32PM
How are your bowels, Karen?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 29, 2024 06:36PM
Well an interesting day in court for disgraced former president CROOKED JOE BIDEN.
I hope our current president Donald Trump, can focus on campaigning despite, his opponent giving hush money to a pornographer.
Tonight the midwives have to drive through rain storms. My hope is they’ll help keep that worthless plumber and others on the road safe. I often wonder WWBD. This Sunday I look forward to a return to church with Bristol stool guides after the service. We must always educate our fellow parishioners about bowels betrayal with age. It is a matter of faith in action.
I hope our current president Donald Trump, can focus on campaigning despite, his opponent giving hush money to a pornographer.
Tonight the midwives have to drive through rain storms. My hope is they’ll help keep that worthless plumber and others on the road safe. I often wonder WWBD. This Sunday I look forward to a return to church with Bristol stool guides after the service. We must always educate our fellow parishioners about bowels betrayal with age. It is a matter of faith in action.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
New Bowels Brother
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Date: May 29, 2024 06:54PM
New Brothers in Bowels here.. Earlier today I got the toilet brush 13 inches up into my bowels. It felt so good. I worked it in and out for about a half hour. Then I took it out and started licking the handle. I got so hot I called my wife and she came home to watch. She got a wood broom handle and pegged me with it while she fingered herself. For some reason it felt better when she did it and she could really hit the prostrate.
Then we switched off and I stuck the broom in her ass while I ate her out. When I pulled it out she loved watching me lick her poop residue off the broom. We are going to do it again and call a friend to come over to peg us both at the same time.
Then we switched off and I stuck the broom in her ass while I ate her out. When I pulled it out she loved watching me lick her poop residue off the broom. We are going to do it again and call a friend to come over to peg us both at the same time.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Gay lover of Brown Onion
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Date: May 29, 2024 07:27PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> This Sunday I look forward to a
> return to church. We must always educate our fellow
> parishioners about bowels betrayal with age. It is
> a matter of faith in action.
The new "bowels-friendly" Rector is looking forward to meeting you and he says everything is set for a bowels play session after the service. They installed a new large baptismal pool the size of a hot tub. We are cleared to empty our bowels in it all we want and the cleaning staff have been provided hazmat suits and sworn to not complain.
The girl from Georgia, Vidalia Onion, is planning to be there on Sunday and wants to do a re-enactment of 2 Girls 1 Cup if Pearl Onion can also attend.
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> This Sunday I look forward to a
> return to church. We must always educate our fellow
> parishioners about bowels betrayal with age. It is
> a matter of faith in action.
The new "bowels-friendly" Rector is looking forward to meeting you and he says everything is set for a bowels play session after the service. They installed a new large baptismal pool the size of a hot tub. We are cleared to empty our bowels in it all we want and the cleaning staff have been provided hazmat suits and sworn to not complain.
The girl from Georgia, Vidalia Onion, is planning to be there on Sunday and wants to do a re-enactment of 2 Girls 1 Cup if Pearl Onion can also attend.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
?'s for Midwife or Dr. Van Helsg
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Date: May 29, 2024 11:46PM
My wife has been experiencing a curious condition. Whenever my wife eats the shit directly out of the obese neighbor's asshole she gets hiccups and mild indigestion. It never happens when she eats shit from anyone else's asshole, or when the obese neighbor shits on someone or something first and the stool airs out before she eats it. This has been going on for a couple years. Any ideas? The obese neighbor's turds taste fine to my daughter and I, and we don't get the hiccups or indigestion.
Pic of obese neighbor
Pic of obese neighbor
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: May 30, 2024 10:35AM
Pizza wings beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Melissa the Midwife
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Date: May 30, 2024 03:35PM
?'s for Midwife or Dr. Van Helsg Wrote:
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> My wife has been experiencing a curious condition.
> Whenever my wife eats the shit directly out of
> the obese neighbor's asshole she gets hiccups and
> mild indigestion. It never happens when she eats
> shit from anyone else's asshole, or when the obese
> neighbor shits on someone or something first and
> the stool airs out before she eats it. This has
> been going on for a couple years. Any ideas? The
> obese neighbor's turds taste fine to my daughter
> and I, and we don't get the hiccups or
> indigestion.
Hi there I've met your daughter Green Onion at Bowels parties and events at Brown Onion's place. I'm currently working as a midwife and I'm a scat play enthusiast myself. I was a chemistry major and previously worked for a biotech company in Rockville so I am familiar with poop testing procedures.
You're going to need chemical analysis of the Obese Neighbor's poop to get a definitive answer. It sounds like something is outgassing or being rendered inert by exposure to the atmosphere. So the best bet is to take the Obese Neighbor to a lab to collect fresh fecal matter from inside his bowels and test it before exposure to air.
Meanwhile just tell your wife to let the shit sit a while first. It might also help to put the stools in a bowl of milk or spread them with mayonnaise before eating.
-Happy pooping and lots of bowels love, Melissa
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> My wife has been experiencing a curious condition.
> Whenever my wife eats the shit directly out of
> the obese neighbor's asshole she gets hiccups and
> mild indigestion. It never happens when she eats
> shit from anyone else's asshole, or when the obese
> neighbor shits on someone or something first and
> the stool airs out before she eats it. This has
> been going on for a couple years. Any ideas? The
> obese neighbor's turds taste fine to my daughter
> and I, and we don't get the hiccups or
> indigestion.
Hi there I've met your daughter Green Onion at Bowels parties and events at Brown Onion's place. I'm currently working as a midwife and I'm a scat play enthusiast myself. I was a chemistry major and previously worked for a biotech company in Rockville so I am familiar with poop testing procedures.
You're going to need chemical analysis of the Obese Neighbor's poop to get a definitive answer. It sounds like something is outgassing or being rendered inert by exposure to the atmosphere. So the best bet is to take the Obese Neighbor to a lab to collect fresh fecal matter from inside his bowels and test it before exposure to air.
Meanwhile just tell your wife to let the shit sit a while first. It might also help to put the stools in a bowl of milk or spread them with mayonnaise before eating.
-Happy pooping and lots of bowels love, Melissa
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 30, 2024 09:33PM
Disgaraced Former President CROOKED JOE BIDEN convicted on all counts today in NY.
Don’t want to do the time Joe? You shouldn’t have done the crime.
Midwives need to get here, as my bowels have something on the way.
Don’t want to do the time Joe? You shouldn’t have done the crime.
Midwives need to get here, as my bowels have something on the way.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Cognitive Dissonance
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Date: May 30, 2024 10:16PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Disgaraced Former President CROOKED JOE BIDEN
> convicted on all counts today in NY.
>
> Don’t want to do the time Joe? You shouldn’t
> have done the crime.
>
> Midwives need to get here, as my bowels have
> something on the way.
Are you insane? Trump was convicted.
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> Disgaraced Former President CROOKED JOE BIDEN
> convicted on all counts today in NY.
>
> Don’t want to do the time Joe? You shouldn’t
> have done the crime.
>
> Midwives need to get here, as my bowels have
> something on the way.
Are you insane? Trump was convicted.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Melissa the Midwife
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Date: May 30, 2024 11:32PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Midwives need to get here, as my bowels have
> something on the way.
Show some respect you shit-obsessed pedo. We have names you know. My name is Melissa. Melissa Sanders. The other midwife is Janet. Would you rather that instead of "Brown Onion" or "Actual JB Morgenthau" or your real name Greg Thomas, William Moreno, etc. we just call you the "gaped-asshole pedophile who eats, sleeps, and breathes shit"?
It's extremely rude for you to try ordering us over to your little shit-shack house. Nobody wants to shit down your throat or ream out your asshole on demand. Janet and I have better things to do than let disrespectful people take us for granted. Just because we enjoy playing with turds and shit doesn't mean we will take your shit and shit on you when you snap your dookie-stained fingers.
Try being polite and asking nicely for a pegging or face sitting. We'd like if you spent a few minutes tongueing out our assholes first.
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> Midwives need to get here, as my bowels have
> something on the way.
Show some respect you shit-obsessed pedo. We have names you know. My name is Melissa. Melissa Sanders. The other midwife is Janet. Would you rather that instead of "Brown Onion" or "Actual JB Morgenthau" or your real name Greg Thomas, William Moreno, etc. we just call you the "gaped-asshole pedophile who eats, sleeps, and breathes shit"?
It's extremely rude for you to try ordering us over to your little shit-shack house. Nobody wants to shit down your throat or ream out your asshole on demand. Janet and I have better things to do than let disrespectful people take us for granted. Just because we enjoy playing with turds and shit doesn't mean we will take your shit and shit on you when you snap your dookie-stained fingers.
Try being polite and asking nicely for a pegging or face sitting. We'd like if you spent a few minutes tongueing out our assholes first.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: May 31, 2024 09:30AM
Waffles, bacon, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 31, 2024 10:04AM
My bowels I see Mitch McConnell the turtle. Yet I’m thankful to him as he believes President Trump will stay president and he’s supporting him !
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Rocko Meats
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Date: May 31, 2024 03:44PM
Are the Trump people going to flip out? I’m not worried. Going to eat steaks all night long.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Roger Penn
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Date: May 31, 2024 06:19PM
I hope we can have respectful discussion and dialogue.
Look folks I have Crohn’s. It’s similar to IBS. Prescriptions do help a lot.
Also I’m grateful for prayer, exercise, and a diet that is not as restrictive as I once feared. Doctors have learned a lot and I’m grateful.
Look folks I have Crohn’s. It’s similar to IBS. Prescriptions do help a lot.
Also I’m grateful for prayer, exercise, and a diet that is not as restrictive as I once feared. Doctors have learned a lot and I’m grateful.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 31, 2024 07:14PM
In New York Alvin Brag and company found CROOKED JOE BIDEN guilty of 34 felonies.
How are your bowels?
How are your bowels?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Dr. kildare
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Date: May 31, 2024 08:01PM
Seems your colon is so impacted that you are hallucinating.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 31, 2024 09:38PM
CROOKED JOE BIDEN has been found GUILTY of 34 FELONY CHARGES.
How do you like those brown apples?
President Trump is the protector of our Christian nation and way of life. God bless President Trump and the USA. His Bible is amazing!
How do you like those brown apples?
President Trump is the protector of our Christian nation and way of life. God bless President Trump and the USA. His Bible is amazing!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
BO Starfish
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Date: May 31, 2024 10:22PM
Starfish, groan throne, midwives. How immature you are.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
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Date: June 01, 2024 08:36AM
Hello Dere bib's! I hopes everyone had them a mighty fine memorial day weekend last week. I had the whole 3 day weekend off an we had beerz an burgerz an hot dogz an watermelonz. It waz a mighty fine thing but all them greazy foodz had some terrible effectz on my digastiveness. I try to keep in mind what Mr brownonionz has taught me over the yearz. Overalls I am jus happi to be living free here in the good old USA. When I got out of prizon I only had 1200 dollars to my name an now I got me a townhouse an a Toyota car an enough money to get by pretty comfortable like. I iz vury thankful fo that.
God bless all y'all!
God bless all y'all!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Constance Cottage
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Date: June 01, 2024 08:49AM
Lawdy Lawdy.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 01, 2024 10:36AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Hello Dere bib's! I hopes everyone had them a
> mighty fine memorial day weekend last week. I had
> the whole 3 day weekend off an we had beerz an
> burgerz an hot dogz an watermelonz. It waz a
> mighty fine thing but all them greazy foodz had
> some terrible effectz on my digastiveness. I try
> to keep in mind what Mr brownonionz has taught me
> over the yearz. Overalls I am jus happi to be
> living free here in the good old USA. When I got
> out of prizon I only had 1200 dollars to my name
> an now I got me a townhouse an a Toyota car an
> enough money to get by pretty comfortable like. I
> iz vury thankful fo that.
> God bless all y'all!
God bless you red onion! You’ve done amazing. You really have and keep this up, as my bowels and I are rooting for you. All of us have bowel problems. They do add stress. When in Rite Aid the other day, a size of a small SUV impact started to roll out. Thank goodness they had a groan throne there. Sadly no plunger and my apologies, as my midwives don’t go on errands.
To the poor folks who had to clean that up I am sorry. It’s IBS related.
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> Hello Dere bib's! I hopes everyone had them a
> mighty fine memorial day weekend last week. I had
> the whole 3 day weekend off an we had beerz an
> burgerz an hot dogz an watermelonz. It waz a
> mighty fine thing but all them greazy foodz had
> some terrible effectz on my digastiveness. I try
> to keep in mind what Mr brownonionz has taught me
> over the yearz. Overalls I am jus happi to be
> living free here in the good old USA. When I got
> out of prizon I only had 1200 dollars to my name
> an now I got me a townhouse an a Toyota car an
> enough money to get by pretty comfortable like. I
> iz vury thankful fo that.
> God bless all y'all!
God bless you red onion! You’ve done amazing. You really have and keep this up, as my bowels and I are rooting for you. All of us have bowel problems. They do add stress. When in Rite Aid the other day, a size of a small SUV impact started to roll out. Thank goodness they had a groan throne there. Sadly no plunger and my apologies, as my midwives don’t go on errands.
To the poor folks who had to clean that up I am sorry. It’s IBS related.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: June 01, 2024 10:54AM
Cheeseburger, fries, ice cream. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 01, 2024 04:34PM
Matilda and the rug rats came by, and tired of these little liars. They said that President Trump is in legal peril, and CROOKED JOE BIDEN is not. I am disappointed in the one who’s going to be 18, and voting for CROOKED JOE BIDEN. This may lead to my taking money from my estate to the other rugrats as I will not let some liberal leftist communist spread propaganda from China in our household.
My bowels are irritated and so am I. I look forward tonight to listening to President Trumps Christian speech! He’s Gods chosen one, and I hope that the midwives will play it on the clock radio so I can hear his beautiful message.
My bowels are irritated and so am I. I look forward tonight to listening to President Trumps Christian speech! He’s Gods chosen one, and I hope that the midwives will play it on the clock radio so I can hear his beautiful message.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Boz Scaggs
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Date: June 01, 2024 08:33PM
Age is no joke. Actually glad to see this being talked about. A lot of it is age related.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Lido
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Date: June 01, 2024 08:38PM
Weaken pelvic floor muscles are often a cause of constipation. Try dilation exercises to open up your anus. Marital aids etc. can be utilized.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: June 02, 2024 08:18AM
Donuts, hash browns, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Roger Penn
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Date: June 02, 2024 03:47PM
Today my Chrone’s has activated. My hope is these prescriptions for emergency use are fast.
There is considerable discomfort.
Thank goodness for medications, food lists, and stress management techniques.
There is considerable discomfort.
Thank goodness for medications, food lists, and stress management techniques.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 02, 2024 06:26PM
One rugrat out of the will. You either support President Donald Trump or you are a communist sympathizer. CROOKED JOE BIDEN has gaslight my grandchildren with his propaganda machine and lies.
I hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. I did put that money towards IBS foundations. It’s my hope my crap can help other people’s crap.
I hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. I did put that money towards IBS foundations. It’s my hope my crap can help other people’s crap.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Stogie Sam
()
Date: June 02, 2024 07:17PM
Have a cigarette or a cigar. This will help you shit.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Maxillae
()
Date: June 02, 2024 07:57PM
Maxwell House coffee is a healthier stimulant.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2024 08:42PM
These amateurs with coffee or cigarettes.
Best remedies are castor oil or magnesium citrate. Laxatives can provide some relief, breaking down an SUV into a midsized automobile.
Don’t believe their misinformation, as I’m a Bowel Educator with experience. They don’t know much, as they’ve proven here with old wives tales.
Use castor oil, magnesium citrate, and also if you can arrange midwives. Knives to cut down the crap size can help. Post care epsom salt baths for your starfish are highly recommended.
Best remedies are castor oil or magnesium citrate. Laxatives can provide some relief, breaking down an SUV into a midsized automobile.
Don’t believe their misinformation, as I’m a Bowel Educator with experience. They don’t know much, as they’ve proven here with old wives tales.
Use castor oil, magnesium citrate, and also if you can arrange midwives. Knives to cut down the crap size can help. Post care epsom salt baths for your starfish are highly recommended.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Ironic Onion
()
Date: June 03, 2024 08:12AM
Trump wears a diaper and shits himself. He’s also a criminal. Feel free to support the sleepy shitty criminal.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 03, 2024 09:41AM
Scrambled eggs, bacon, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: June 03, 2024 11:19AM
IBS is better than incontinence!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 03, 2024 11:54AM
Still on my diet. Tuna salad and an apple for lunch.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Barron Trumpp
()
Date: June 03, 2024 02:49PM
My dad paling around with amphetamine has caused his farting, and also makes him wear a diaper. Now that he’s a felon, he shouldn’t be eagerly desired by other inmates with a brown hole.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 03, 2024 08:28PM
I hope my communist neighbors like my President Trump flags all over the house. It’s my property, my country. Damn I fought for it.
Bunch of whiners on street complaining. Tonight my bowels feel like they are hanging from a string. The starfish will be grilled. I wish we had a cure for IBS by now.
Bunch of whiners on street complaining. Tonight my bowels feel like they are hanging from a string. The starfish will be grilled. I wish we had a cure for IBS by now.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
IBS Misery
()
Date: June 04, 2024 07:01AM
I feel sad for anyone experiencing this. It’s painful and uncomfortable.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 04, 2024 08:30AM
Waffles, bacon, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 04, 2024 08:48AM
Still on diet. Cheerios and fruit.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 04, 2024 03:12PM
I wonder where our talented Mr Bravo is? It’s been some time. Working on my IBM computer, it’s also three letters like IBS is. I do ponder if IBM did this on purpose, some shitty joke perhaps?
C&P Telephone was questionable.
Anyhow, it’s time to get epsom salt at Rite Aid.
C&P Telephone was questionable.
Anyhow, it’s time to get epsom salt at Rite Aid.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: June 04, 2024 03:20PM
Today is Tuesday and that means 6 dollar calzones at Ledo pizza! I am going to get three meat lover calzones on the way home from work. That is a a lot of good food for under 20 bucks!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: June 04, 2024 04:22PM
You all still bitch about this stuff? Simply crap, move on with your day.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: June 05, 2024 10:37AM
Waffle House today. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 05, 2024 01:11PM
What I saw in the rectal mirror scares me. Looks like I’ll be sending a SUV out what’s left of my starfish. My innards are really going to be plundered.
Plus note CROOKED JOE BIDEN is being EXPOSED for his going after President Donald Trump. How’s Hunter doing BRANDON? He is a criminal mastermind, while President Trump’s rigged trial will be overturned by the US Supreme Court!
Plus note CROOKED JOE BIDEN is being EXPOSED for his going after President Donald Trump. How’s Hunter doing BRANDON? He is a criminal mastermind, while President Trump’s rigged trial will be overturned by the US Supreme Court!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Randy Du
()
Date: June 05, 2024 01:39PM
Is there much blood?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Hank Stank
()
Date: June 05, 2024 08:32PM
Avoid BK in Fairfax. Cleared out that.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Burger Buddy
()
Date: June 05, 2024 08:40PM
Oh lord.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Caper
()
Date: June 05, 2024 09:20PM
I ate a large meatloavers pizza. My poor bowels. What was I thinking?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
31derful
()
Date: June 06, 2024 04:52AM
Here come the fudge!!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 06, 2024 03:42PM
Burgers, fries, coke. Might waddle and fart. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2024 09:16PM
I believe tonight, there might be an old man screaming, like a wild animal caught in a bear claw trap. My apologies to neighbors, as it’s just me pushing out what’s left of a 1957 Biscayane. This pain already in the abdomen, is a reminder of the rectal mirror observations. IBS is so painful. I hope my brothers in bowel are okay, and the midwives are ready.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Soils
()
Date: June 06, 2024 09:39PM
The remedy to your affliction can be found in root vegetables. Shove two rutabagas up your arse.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2024 07:27AM
Soils Wrote:
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> The remedy to your affliction can be found in root
> vegetables. Shove two rutabagas up your arse.
Exit only mental midget. I’m tired of people coming up with alleged cures for IBS.
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> The remedy to your affliction can be found in root
> vegetables. Shove two rutabagas up your arse.
Exit only mental midget. I’m tired of people coming up with alleged cures for IBS.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 07, 2024 03:49PM
Pizza, wings, cheesy bread. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Where’s Bravo
()
Date: June 07, 2024 08:32PM
Does bravo still post ?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Shoestring
()
Date: June 07, 2024 08:37PM
Hangs out in the potatoes thread.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Pizza the Hut
()
Date: June 07, 2024 09:13PM
Does Brown Onion look like pizza the hut from space balls
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
5am guy.
()
Date: June 08, 2024 05:00AM
5am guy says hi!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Gary Crapper
()
Date: June 08, 2024 07:30AM
Is it normal to have to use a whole roll of TP?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
It’s 5 O Clock Somewhere
()
Date: June 08, 2024 11:52AM
Cheese.
It was my mistake. Yet am backed up. Fear the results.
It was my mistake. Yet am backed up. Fear the results.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Arnold Shitzenegger
()
Date: June 08, 2024 01:35PM
Terminators will fight those with IBS, as Skynet seeks to wipe out the weakest. John Connor won’t be able to save the imbecile brown onion and others from cyborgs. Skynet becomes self aware, and will blow up their toilets and them.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Skibidi
()
Date: June 08, 2024 04:24PM
We want to hang with you.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 08, 2024 07:40PM
My bowels predict the reelection of President Trump. Right cheek, left cheek, colon, and starfish concur. All show a wide margin of victory over CROOKED JOE BIDEN.
Do you talk to your colon or starfish? Do you look at them and play music for them with the rectal mirror speaker set? I recommend calming down ones bowels. This is good for them and will provide you less digestion issues.
Tonight won’t be an SUV. It’ll be small cinder blocks. Go Trump! MAGA!
Do you talk to your colon or starfish? Do you look at them and play music for them with the rectal mirror speaker set? I recommend calming down ones bowels. This is good for them and will provide you less digestion issues.
Tonight won’t be an SUV. It’ll be small cinder blocks. Go Trump! MAGA!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Mental Illness?
()
Date: June 08, 2024 08:48PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My bowels predict the reelection of President
> Trump. Right cheek, left cheek, colon, and
> starfish concur. All show a wide margin of victory
> over CROOKED JOE BIDEN.
>
> Do you talk to your colon or starfish? Do you look
> at them and play music for them with the rectal
> mirror speaker set? I recommend calming down ones
> bowels. This is good for them and will provide you
> less digestion issues.
>
> Tonight won’t be an SUV. It’ll be small cinder
> blocks. Go Trump! MAGA!
Another unhinged Trump nut. I wonder if you have dementia and or mental illness.
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> My bowels predict the reelection of President
> Trump. Right cheek, left cheek, colon, and
> starfish concur. All show a wide margin of victory
> over CROOKED JOE BIDEN.
>
> Do you talk to your colon or starfish? Do you look
> at them and play music for them with the rectal
> mirror speaker set? I recommend calming down ones
> bowels. This is good for them and will provide you
> less digestion issues.
>
> Tonight won’t be an SUV. It’ll be small cinder
> blocks. Go Trump! MAGA!
Another unhinged Trump nut. I wonder if you have dementia and or mental illness.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 09, 2024 10:53AM
You are mentally ill supporting CROOKED JOE BIDEN!!
MAGA FOREVER! Also how dare you tie IBS to mental illness. It’s no different than a broken bone or a problem with a hamstring. My bowels have betrayed me, and you deserve to get castor oil for being an unsympathetic asshole. Smug liberal trash!
MAGA FOREVER! Also how dare you tie IBS to mental illness. It’s no different than a broken bone or a problem with a hamstring. My bowels have betrayed me, and you deserve to get castor oil for being an unsympathetic asshole. Smug liberal trash!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Bitter Onion
()
Date: June 09, 2024 03:08PM
President Biden will crush felon Trump in the upcoming election. This or Trump won’t help your butt problems. I expect Trump to only win a few ignorant southern states and hard core religious Idaho. The public vote and electoral college spell defeat for your loser. He’s a whiner.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Parker.
()
Date: June 09, 2024 03:13PM
Where’s Bravo Wrote:
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> Does bravo still post ?
He passed away a little over a year ago. Bad crash on the GW parkway. He was in ICU for a week then they sent him to Hospice.
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> Does bravo still post ?
He passed away a little over a year ago. Bad crash on the GW parkway. He was in ICU for a week then they sent him to Hospice.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Choo Choo Charlie
()
Date: June 09, 2024 07:36PM
Push the button
Pull the chain
Out comes chocolate choo choo train
Pull the chain
Out comes chocolate choo choo train
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 09, 2024 08:31PM
Tonight Mario’s Steak and cheese sub, fries, Carvel Ice Cream. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 09, 2024 10:38PM
Still on diet. Dinner tonight was salmon, rice and vegetables.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Grey Rock
()
Date: June 10, 2024 06:12AM
What do pebble poops mean?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2024 02:25PM
My bowels and stock portfolio are doing great. I recommend DJT stocks. President Trump is a wonderful businessman and president, and is helping ordinary Americans to get some extra cash. God bless President Trump! MAGA!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Charles Schwab 111
()
Date: June 10, 2024 06:28PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My bowels and stock portfolio are doing great. I
> recommend DJT stocks. President Trump is a
> wonderful businessman and president, and is
> helping ordinary Americans to get some extra cash.
> God bless President Trump! MAGA!
You’re a special kind of stupid
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> My bowels and stock portfolio are doing great. I
> recommend DJT stocks. President Trump is a
> wonderful businessman and president, and is
> helping ordinary Americans to get some extra cash.
> God bless President Trump! MAGA!
You’re a special kind of stupid
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 10, 2024 07:26PM
Crab meat, potato chips, beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Ron Brown
()
Date: June 10, 2024 09:55PM
When I was with the Clinton Administration, shitty food. Plus they got rid of me for my flatulence.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 11, 2024 04:16AM
Still on diet. Early breakfast. Oatmeal and fruit.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Reality of all
()
Date: June 11, 2024 05:20AM
Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Still on diet. Early breakfast. Oatmeal and fruit.
Calling be
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> Still on diet. Early breakfast. Oatmeal and fruit.
Calling be
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: June 11, 2024 05:33AM
Up early, on vacation at Virginia Beach. Was hoping to go to Golden Corral but they don't open till 11 am. I guess I will have to eat a large pizza left over from last night for breakfast today. My bowels got this!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
new page onion
()
Date: June 11, 2024 05:34AM
new page!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 11, 2024 09:40AM
Cracker Barrel. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2024 12:28PM
CROOKED JOE BIDEN. Hunter GUILTY!
How are your bowels asshole?
How are your bowels asshole?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: June 11, 2024 01:15PM
I am still at Virginia Beach and today at 3 pm I am going to Captian Georges all you can eat buffet. The buffet is now 50 dollars per person so I am getting my moneys worth. My bowels are not going to be happy.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2024 09:09PM
Boiled, your bowels having crabs could be a problem. I will pray for you and your bowels, as crustaceans can cause a lot of issues. My hope is you’re not doing too much raw foods, as these can’t be broken down completely. Please take care of your bowels. Your colon and your starfish need to be intact and at the ready.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: June 12, 2024 06:26AM
I am very proud of my bowels. Yesterday at the buffet I had king crab legs, steak, ribs, chicken, loaded baked potatoes and a huge bowl of flan for dessert. Kudos to the men who installed the plumbing at the Ramada inn as it performed so well just a few minutes ago.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 12, 2024 01:57PM
Boiled, am glad your bowels survived this encounter with seafood.
Hunter Biden is GUILTY. I told you so. He is a CONVICTED FELON. President Donald Trump has just won. You’re welcome in advance as told you so!
Hunter Biden is GUILTY. I told you so. He is a CONVICTED FELON. President Donald Trump has just won. You’re welcome in advance as told you so!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
You’re an Idiot!
()
Date: June 12, 2024 02:38PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Boiled, am glad your bowels survived this
> encounter with seafood.
>
> Hunter Biden is GUILTY. I told you so. He is a
> CONVICTED FELON. President Donald Trump has just
> won. You’re welcome in advance as told you so!
Two or three felonies vs 34? Hunter is a private citizen. Plus he’s at least more honest and fun than the orange fat man.
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> Boiled, am glad your bowels survived this
> encounter with seafood.
>
> Hunter Biden is GUILTY. I told you so. He is a
> CONVICTED FELON. President Donald Trump has just
> won. You’re welcome in advance as told you so!
Two or three felonies vs 34? Hunter is a private citizen. Plus he’s at least more honest and fun than the orange fat man.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Hash Onion
()
Date: June 12, 2024 02:58PM
Who cares about either. Let’s talk about something serious. Starfish for one!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Greener Onion
()
Date: June 12, 2024 03:59PM
Mr Brown Onion I hope you are feeling okay. Three twelve hour shifts of nursing at the hospital are over. These are long hours but I will continue to follow my dreams.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: June 12, 2024 04:39PM
After 3 nights at the beach I have moved on to Williamsburg for 3 more nights. Going to Busch Gardens tomorrow. I hear that in Germany they sell huge bratwursts. My bowels will just have to deal with it. For tonight I am having Papa Johns delivered.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 12, 2024 08:52PM
Buffalo wings, fries, beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 13, 2024 10:08AM
I didn’t give permission to use my name. I’m on a diet of potassium and foods with fiber.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Real Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 13, 2024 11:01AM
Still on diet. Shredded wheat and fruit for breakfast. Will have chicken salad for lunch.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 13, 2024 01:51PM
President Trump is correct. Milwaukee is a dump.
Sometimes I like to say,
That my bowels move a certain way,
Age doesn’t help, it hurts a lot,
My starfish isn’t feeling so hot.
My hope is all brothers in Bowel are okay. Midwives and plumber on the way.
Sometimes I like to say,
That my bowels move a certain way,
Age doesn’t help, it hurts a lot,
My starfish isn’t feeling so hot.
My hope is all brothers in Bowel are okay. Midwives and plumber on the way.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: June 13, 2024 01:59PM
The German sausages on a bun were good at lunch but they were crazy expensive! 40 bucks for two of them.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 13, 2024 10:30PM
boiled onion. Wrote:
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> The German sausages on a bun were good at lunch
> but they were crazy expensive! 40 bucks for two of
> them.
Easy answer. CROOKED JOE BIDEN. He went in that store and told them to raise their prices. It’s not his decision what our colons get to contend with.
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> The German sausages on a bun were good at lunch
> but they were crazy expensive! 40 bucks for two of
> them.
Easy answer. CROOKED JOE BIDEN. He went in that store and told them to raise their prices. It’s not his decision what our colons get to contend with.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
3-Ply
()
Date: June 14, 2024 08:44PM
That’s good, right? No need for the midwives.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2024 12:28AM
Midwives enroute. Plumber called to find my colon. It fell out tonight. If anyone knows if I can get a new perhaps rebuilt colon at Advanced Auto Psrts please let me know. How are your bowels?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: June 15, 2024 05:46AM
I am packing up to go home from vacation today but I still have a few days off yet. I am thinking about hitting up a pancake house for breakfast and stopping at a Sonic on the way home for lunch. A couple of foot-long chili-cheese dogs with two large onion rings would really hit the spot!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2024 12:13PM
My goodness Boiled. I wish you and your bowels the best. Let me know if you need midwives on the groan throne
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Mark Shitz
()
Date: June 16, 2024 12:22AM
Sheetz tonight isn’t helping. Should have taken a pic of that one
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: June 16, 2024 07:23AM
Mark Shitz Wrote:
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> Sheetz tonight isn’t helping. Should have taken
> a pic of that one
You know I'm not big on Sheetz but the foot-long meatball subs are pretty good if you order them with extra cheese, hot peppers and onions.
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> Sheetz tonight isn’t helping. Should have taken
> a pic of that one
You know I'm not big on Sheetz but the foot-long meatball subs are pretty good if you order them with extra cheese, hot peppers and onions.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: June 16, 2024 09:47AM
I shore does hope all yall has a great fatherz day ! God bless all y'all .
I iz takin it real eazy today gonna grill me some yardbird later an corn on da cob too.
I iz takin it real eazy today gonna grill me some yardbird later an corn on da cob too.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 16, 2024 09:48AM
Pancakes, bacon, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Real Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 16, 2024 10:29AM
Still on diet. Cheerios and apple juice.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
()
Date: June 16, 2024 07:26PM
People imposter. Pizza, wings, beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
300 mornings a year
()
Date: June 16, 2024 08:15PM
300 mornings a year things are just fine.
65 mornings a year I could use help from mid-wives.
Such is life.
65 mornings a year I could use help from mid-wives.
Such is life.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Rectal Cancer
()
Date: June 16, 2024 08:24PM
Quit yer bitchin.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 16, 2024 08:40PM
Ferdinand Marcos left the Philipines, but my bowels feel like Manila. My colon is literally hanging by a thread. I’m most troubled by the rectal mirror. I see a storm down below, an inevitable heave and ho. Best guess is Imelda’s shoe collection is going down the chute.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
5am guy.
()
Date: June 17, 2024 05:00AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here.
Because of the Juneteenth holiday this week a lot of people at 5am guys company are taking vacation to make a 5 day weekend either the first or second half of this week. They are making 5am guy work 12 hour shifts for 10 straight days to cover for this. Just because 5am guy has no wife and no kids and few friends they figure 5am guy can just suck it up. This is causing 5am guy digestive issues.
Because of the Juneteenth holiday this week a lot of people at 5am guys company are taking vacation to make a 5 day weekend either the first or second half of this week. They are making 5am guy work 12 hour shifts for 10 straight days to cover for this. Just because 5am guy has no wife and no kids and few friends they figure 5am guy can just suck it up. This is causing 5am guy digestive issues.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: June 17, 2024 06:30AM
boiled onion says hi to 5am guy!
I love the fact that Sonic sells everything on the menu all day long. Sometimes a couple foot-long chili cheese dogs make for a great breakfast!
I love the fact that Sonic sells everything on the menu all day long. Sometimes a couple foot-long chili cheese dogs make for a great breakfast!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 17, 2024 06:47AM
Boiled and 5 am, thank goodness it’s 4th of July. Sonic sounds bowel scary though. My hope is all Americans remember to help with IBS awareness and re electing President Trump. Here is to you and your bowels survival
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Don't overlook Sonic
()
Date: June 17, 2024 07:38AM
You can pack your ass with Sonic's yummies
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 17, 2024 08:04AM
Don't overlook Sonic Wrote:
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> You can pack your ass with Sonic's yummies
Wouldn’t this tear your starfish apart?
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> You can pack your ass with Sonic's yummies
Wouldn’t this tear your starfish apart?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Roger Penn
()
Date: June 17, 2024 10:28AM
We must not politicize our health maladies.
It’s imperative that we stick to the health and psychological effects instead. This will generate more awareness.
Just my thoughts. Yet this would be better.
It’s imperative that we stick to the health and psychological effects instead. This will generate more awareness.
Just my thoughts. Yet this would be better.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Gay Man Who Loves Brown Onion
()
Date: June 17, 2024 02:27PM
His original name is Blooming Onion. He loves men! I love him!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 17, 2024 06:03PM
I spent years in rice patties, and some horrible neighbors yelled at my President Trump signs. Damn them. The CROOKED JOE BIDEN people have weaponized everything!
Even now with the impending groan throne time. Even with the midwives and the plumber. Even with the howls of a wounded animal as I eject something the size of Mount Saint Helens. President Trump is praying for me and all with IBS. I love his Bible!
Even now with the impending groan throne time. Even with the midwives and the plumber. Even with the howls of a wounded animal as I eject something the size of Mount Saint Helens. President Trump is praying for me and all with IBS. I love his Bible!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Pebbles
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Date: June 17, 2024 07:29PM
Goat shits again. Not sure what I’m eating or why this happens!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Bristol Myers Squibb
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Date: June 17, 2024 08:00PM
We had hotdogs for dinner.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: June 17, 2024 08:48PM
Pepperoni pizza, wings, French fries, beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
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Date: June 18, 2024 06:50AM
I am home from vacation but don't have to work till Thursday. I see that McDonalds has the steak and egg bagel back on the menu so I think three of those might make a good breakfast. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
JAFL
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Date: June 18, 2024 07:05AM
Ask yourself- “Do I really need to eat three?” Come on, man.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Roger Penn
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Date: June 18, 2024 07:17AM
Agree, as a proper diet will decrease problems. It’s not a good idea to eat that quantity. One might be okay.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
toasted onion
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Date: June 18, 2024 07:35AM
Boiled onion is truly blessed with a fantastic set of bowels. He really puts them to the test yet he never gets fat but that will change when he is older.
I am having a KKK omelette this morning (whites only) stuffed with veggies and a bit of goat cheese along with a naval orange.
I am having a KKK omelette this morning (whites only) stuffed with veggies and a bit of goat cheese along with a naval orange.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Goat Poop
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Date: June 18, 2024 10:16AM
What do these pellets mean?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
help onion
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Date: June 18, 2024 10:18AM
Goat Poop Wrote:
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> What do these pellets mean?
Google "Bristol stool chart"
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> What do these pellets mean?
Google "Bristol stool chart"
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Roger Penn
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Date: June 18, 2024 11:06AM
I think we should bring up Crohn’s more. There are other related issues.
Yet Crohns is very uncomfortable. Also it is becoming more prevalent.
There’s no cure but medication can decrease it’s significance.
Yet Crohns is very uncomfortable. Also it is becoming more prevalent.
There’s no cure but medication can decrease it’s significance.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Greener Onion
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Date: June 18, 2024 12:48PM
I love Mr Brown Onion. As a nurse, he helped me. Whether cardiac or brain surgery, I always ask a patient about their bowels first.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
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Date: June 18, 2024 03:07PM
Ledos has 6 dollar calzones on Tuesday. I am going to get a meat lovers and a veggie lovers with salad and garlic bread. my bowels can handle it!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 18, 2024 09:09PM
Boiled I pray to God, Jesus, and President Trump for your bowels to survive this throw everything at the garbage disposal. That sounds like a painful event. Also I will read my President Trump bible for psalms for your colon and starfish.
Sounds like throwing silverware down the garbage disposal. Got to have the midwives and plumber on standby. I’m not allowing Matilda’s CROOKED JOE BIDEN supporter in my residence. No commies here. Hanoi Jane can stay at her residence!
Sounds like throwing silverware down the garbage disposal. Got to have the midwives and plumber on standby. I’m not allowing Matilda’s CROOKED JOE BIDEN supporter in my residence. No commies here. Hanoi Jane can stay at her residence!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: June 18, 2024 10:32PM
Burgers, potato chips, beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: June 19, 2024 08:51AM
Berries, granola, water. I don’t know why you keep using my name
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 19, 2024 08:25PM
Might have to move to Louisiana! My bowels aren’t moving.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Gumbo
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Date: June 19, 2024 08:53PM
Laissez les bons temps rouler! Woo!!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Roger Penn
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Date: June 19, 2024 09:05PM
I think we need more diversity of people with these conditions, so as to bring more people into the fold. Most of us are older, but young people can have Crohns, IBS, Ulcerative Colitis, Celiac Disease, and more.
I think if we could get away from the bathroom discussion, and focus on how it causes people suffering, would be more productive.
At the end of a day we must consider our audience. Also researchers, foundations, doctors. We need all partners on board.
I think if we could get away from the bathroom discussion, and focus on how it causes people suffering, would be more productive.
At the end of a day we must consider our audience. Also researchers, foundations, doctors. We need all partners on board.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Savage McCoon
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Date: June 19, 2024 09:14PM
Yeh, dat wat I wiz thinkin.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: June 19, 2024 09:53PM
Rotisserie chicken, potato, beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Greener Onion
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Date: June 19, 2024 10:15PM
Mr Brown Onion taught me about teabagging!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Cheesecloth Briefs
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Date: June 19, 2024 10:34PM
Going to have some fun at Haverty’s tomorrow.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
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Date: June 20, 2024 07:40AM
I am going back to work this morning after being on vacation for a week and a half. I just ordered three sausage McMuffins with egg and five hash browns on the McDonalds app. My bowels will just have to deal with it.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
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Date: June 20, 2024 01:18PM
You still bitching about this?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Roger Penn
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Date: June 20, 2024 06:14PM
Wally,
Crohn’s Disease is not something you’d want to have.
Be grateful. Yes those of us with abdominal/intestinal issues are becoming more vocal about it.
Do what you can to help please.
Crohn’s Disease is not something you’d want to have.
Be grateful. Yes those of us with abdominal/intestinal issues are becoming more vocal about it.
Do what you can to help please.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
5am guy.
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Date: June 21, 2024 04:06AM
Hi all, 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is tired and weary from working 12 hour shifts. 5am guy needs a break.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: June 21, 2024 08:08AM
Pancakes, hash browns, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Poopy Fartz
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Date: June 21, 2024 08:56AM
Poopy Fartz says Hi to 5am guy. Poopy Fartz hopes 5am guy gets much needed
days off very soon.
days off very soon.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
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Date: June 21, 2024 09:55AM
I decided to get a couple of the Wendy's breakfast burritos this morning. They are huge but do not taste very good. The potato wedges that come with them in a combo meal were pretty good though. The boss is buying us all Choong man for lunch today so that will be nice. My bowels can handle it.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 21, 2024 05:20PM
I wish you well Boiled, but that meal could lead to CROOKED JOE BIDEN nightmares.
Then again the rectal mirror isn’t looking so good. The heat is on outside, but what’s left of my colon isn’t good. I hope you and all take care of your bowels. MAGA!
Then again the rectal mirror isn’t looking so good. The heat is on outside, but what’s left of my colon isn’t good. I hope you and all take care of your bowels. MAGA!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Gay Man of BO
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Date: June 21, 2024 07:20PM
BO loves me long time.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Goat Poop
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Date: June 21, 2024 07:57PM
Tired of goat poop!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
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Date: June 21, 2024 08:48PM
I hate to admit it but the Choong man food is pretty good right now. We will see how we make out in the morning.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: June 22, 2024 09:32AM
Sausages, eggs, has browns. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 22, 2024 02:57PM
I hope your rectal mirror and starfish are ok Freddie. Those are bowel busters. If I ate that I’d be on the groan throne with countless midwives. I hope you survived this, and that you didn’t yodel or scream in foreign languages expelling that disaster.
Only a week until President Donald J Trumps hosts CROOKED JOE BIDEN for a debate. Another easy Trump victory!
Only a week until President Donald J Trumps hosts CROOKED JOE BIDEN for a debate. Another easy Trump victory!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
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Date: June 22, 2024 03:24PM
I have been home all day because of the heat and I am low on groceries. For lunch I had a medium sized can of baked beans with three Oscar Meyer wieners. I fear my bowels might not do so well with this. I am praying to Saint Boniventure the patron saint of bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Roger Penn
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Date: June 22, 2024 07:27PM
I don’t speak for everyone. Beans have a lot of protein. Also they might have fiber.
Personally that would not be one of my meal choices. Yet I hope you end up relatively alright.
Have you checked with a nutritional counselor perhaps?
Personally that would not be one of my meal choices. Yet I hope you end up relatively alright.
Have you checked with a nutritional counselor perhaps?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: June 22, 2024 08:19PM
Burgers, potato salad, beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Corny Onion
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Date: June 23, 2024 07:35AM
There’s a kernel or more or truth this morning. Corn shits aren’t fun.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
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Date: June 23, 2024 08:46AM
Howdy folks!
Looks like it iz gonna be a hot one taday. I shore am happi I gots me the day off an I iz gettin tomorrow off too becauze I worked Juneteeth last week. Me an a friend are goin ta olive gardenz for lunch later an that cood be trouble. But I am gonna be good an just have salad and one appetizer. Later I be drinkin ice cold Busch beerz!
God bless all yall!
Looks like it iz gonna be a hot one taday. I shore am happi I gots me the day off an I iz gettin tomorrow off too becauze I worked Juneteeth last week. Me an a friend are goin ta olive gardenz for lunch later an that cood be trouble. But I am gonna be good an just have salad and one appetizer. Later I be drinkin ice cold Busch beerz!
God bless all yall!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 23, 2024 10:37AM
God bless you Red Onion! God bless President Donald Trump! My hope is you enjoy the salad, but I will pray for your bowels as that beer could cause plumbing problems.
Unfortunately our bowels and urethra are close, and these can cause liquids or solids to travel in unusual ways upon being broken down. Our bowels can suffer immensely. Off to church but I will pray for you and your bowels.
Unfortunately our bowels and urethra are close, and these can cause liquids or solids to travel in unusual ways upon being broken down. Our bowels can suffer immensely. Off to church but I will pray for you and your bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Johnny Brownseed
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Date: June 23, 2024 11:37AM
Is there a list for the size of one’s massive ?
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: June 23, 2024 12:52PM
Still on diet . Lunch today, tomato soup and a half Tuna sandwich.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Gay Supporters of BO
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Date: June 23, 2024 04:41PM
We all know BO loves Trumps little mushroom, and we will continue to support BO getting rocked by his favorite convict.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Mayor For Life Onion
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Date: June 23, 2024 10:38PM
DC is my legacy. Bitch set me up. She was complaining about my Guiliani like farts!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
boiled onion.
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Date: June 24, 2024 07:44AM
I am meeting a client for breakfast at First Watch. Fried chicken with waffles and a side of biscuits with sausage gravy should be good!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: June 24, 2024 08:23AM
Cracker Barrel today. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
toasted onion
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Date: June 24, 2024 09:34AM
This morning one of my Amazon drivers ran up to me as I was getting out of the car and desperately asked if he could use my bathroom. I could tell he was in a bad way so I rushed into the house and let him use my half bath. It made me feel good to help a bib! He got done and he was very thankful and apologized for the odor. I told him it was okay and I was glad to be of help.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 24, 2024 04:20PM
President Donald Trump will be easy champion of this debate against CROOKED JOE BIDEN. My bowels are up for the challenge. I will drink Castor oil. Clean out the old colon.
How are everyone and their bowels doing? My hope is your rectal mirror shows promising results.
How are everyone and their bowels doing? My hope is your rectal mirror shows promising results.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Stupid Onion
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Date: June 24, 2024 04:57PM
Didn’t you serve in the military idiot? You want a traitor as president? You’re fucked up. Dumb!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: June 24, 2024 05:46PM
Salad, soup, and water. This diet is worth it.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Roger Penn
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Date: June 24, 2024 08:41PM
Crohn’s affects probably a million plus Americans. I would like to pay homage, to those with IBS or Ulcerative Colitis. These are a heavy burden for those of us.
Family members, friends, and relationships are affected.
My hope is we can share and support. Now more than ever let’s find a cure. It is possible.
Family members, friends, and relationships are affected.
My hope is we can share and support. Now more than ever let’s find a cure. It is possible.
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Boiled Onion!
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Date: June 24, 2024 09:12PM
Fried chicken and lots of sides. My bowels have this!
Re: Bowels R Us
Posted by:
Burning insides
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Date: June 24, 2024 09:49PM
Homemade hot tamales and refried beans for dinner. My bowels will
Pay for it tomorrow
Pay for it tomorrow