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The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Beavers in the news ()
Date: June 01, 2024 04:46PM

Share your Beaver stories here!

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Primus Sucks ()
Date: June 01, 2024 04:52PM

Winona had a big brown beaver!

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Eddie Haskell ()
Date: June 01, 2024 05:58PM

I liked Wally better than Beaver.

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Never will forget ()
Date: June 01, 2024 08:17PM

Remember walking near the Potomac, where that Florida bound jet went down, and seeing the largest beaver I've ever seen. I believe that they are the largest, maybe after the cabibary of Brazil.

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: sadly ()
Date: June 01, 2024 08:20PM

Jerry Mathes as the Beaver died in Nam. Tony Dow who appeared as Wally died a few years ago, as did Eddie Haskell.

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Lumpy ()
Date: June 01, 2024 08:40PM

Whitey is still around. Whitey is always around.

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Stories by Joe ()
Date: June 01, 2024 10:35PM

sadly Wrote:
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> Jerry Mathes as the Beaver died in Nam. Tony Dow
> who appeared as Wally died a few years ago, as did
> Eddie Haskell.

Jerry Mathers didn't die in Vietnam. He was eaten by cannibals in the Philippines.

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: I remember when ()
Date: June 01, 2024 11:20PM

When Wally died (tony dow) rip but when he did pass he was remembered as a god here by the oldsters. It was about the only series he was on, besides being on Love Boat a few times. Not a superstar at all.

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Harry Beaver! ()
Date: June 02, 2024 06:24AM

A clean beaver always gets more wood!

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Beaver Fever ()
Date: June 02, 2024 07:08AM

I like to stay at the Beaver Vista Lodge.

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Forest Frank ()
Date: June 02, 2024 07:55AM

I like a hairy beaver

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: 200 motels ()
Date: June 03, 2024 01:53PM

Beaver Fever Wrote:
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> I like to stay at the Beaver Vista Lodge.

I prefer the Cramalot Inn.

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Interested in Beaver ()
Date: June 09, 2024 04:13PM

200 motels Wrote:
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> Beaver Fever Wrote:
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> > I like to stay at the Beaver Vista Lodge.
>
> I prefer the Cramalot Inn.


Where are they located?

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Beaver Facts ()
Date: June 11, 2024 08:35AM

Beavers are usually 45 to 60 pounds but the biggest one ever caught was 110 pounds.

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: nobody likes a dry beaver ()
Date: June 11, 2024 08:45AM

A beaver I know wanted some of his dam water but the dam thing was dry and the Beaver got his bucket to get some dam water from another beaver and that other beaver said Go get your own dam water you fucking fuckstick!

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Beaver eater ()
Date: June 11, 2024 02:24PM

Beavers in the news Wrote:
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> Share your Beaver stories here!

I came across a bleeding beaver one time years ago.

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Beaver Liquors ()
Date: June 12, 2024 03:04PM

There is a liquor store I have been to called Beaver Liquors.

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Horny Toad ()
Date: June 12, 2024 10:35PM

I love fucking bleeding beavers

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: the real General Mahdi Beaver ()
Date: June 12, 2024 11:40PM

I'm a big rodent,too.

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: All beavers gnaw on wood ()
Date: June 12, 2024 11:43PM

We all know that

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Sam Squirrel ()
Date: June 13, 2024 04:47AM

Nobody gives a rats ass about this thread

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: It’s a driveway ()
Date: June 13, 2024 04:59AM

Is a woodchuck a beaver?

I think a woodchuck is a ground hog, but the beaver chews wood so why isn’t the beaver the woodchuck

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Tongue Twister ()
Date: June 13, 2024 11:04AM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: motel 6 ()
Date: June 15, 2024 04:31AM

200 motels Wrote:
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> Beaver Fever Wrote:
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> > I like to stay at the Beaver Vista Lodge.
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> I prefer the Cramalot Inn.

Ever try the Golden Spread motel?

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Ranger Dan ()
Date: June 15, 2024 09:57AM

Mrs. Cleaver
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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Ranger Ricky ()
Date: June 15, 2024 10:12AM

Ready to bushwhack!

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Re: The Beaver is the worlds largest rodent
Posted by: Harry Grassclipper ()
Date: June 15, 2024 11:35AM

That beaver needs a trim

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