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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 05, 2011 03:50AM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 05, 2011 11:11PM
open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 05, 2011 11:11PM
where'd everybody go?? The Funko Hub is on.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 05, 2011 11:12PM
no posts in nearly 25 minutes......interesting......
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 05, 2011 11:16PM
Herbie Hancock on the Funko Hub, y'all!!!!!
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
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Date: June 05, 2011 11:22PM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 05, 2011 11:26PM
Love Herbie... Love Han... LOOOOVE the cock....
I'm in it to win it tonight, y'all...
I'll be here long after Miz goes to bed at 12:30...
Signatures are for fags
I'm in it to win it tonight, y'all...
I'll be here long after Miz goes to bed at 12:30...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: June 05, 2011 11:50PM
Shit fuck cock dick coke ass sneeze lips cunt fun shit tits cum whore...
Missy the dog slut...
Y'all think I'm going to get banned for making those wacky inkahootz name spoofs? I sure hope not... I'd understand if I did, though...
Only time will tell, I guess....
Where'd everyone go?
Signatures are for fags
Missy the dog slut...
Y'all think I'm going to get banned for making those wacky inkahootz name spoofs? I sure hope not... I'd understand if I did, though...
Only time will tell, I guess....
Where'd everyone go?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
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Date: June 05, 2011 11:53PM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:05AM
I got some beer...
I'd make eesh proud right now...
Pabst Blue Ribbon tonight...
I read that PBR was the drink of choice for modern hipsters... so I decided I needed to hop on the wagon...
Why did Miz bail?
He always fucking bails early on Sunday...
How inconsiderate...
FUCK!
Signatures are for fags
I'd make eesh proud right now...
Pabst Blue Ribbon tonight...
I read that PBR was the drink of choice for modern hipsters... so I decided I needed to hop on the wagon...
Why did Miz bail?
He always fucking bails early on Sunday...
How inconsiderate...
FUCK!
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:14AM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:19AM
It's cheap and doesn't taste terrible... I'd drink PBR over Bud Light any day... Coors light's ok.... I just got burnt out on it....
They even sell PBR in bottles... I've only ever seen it in cans...
Signatures are for fags
They even sell PBR in bottles... I've only ever seen it in cans...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:20AM
fuck the lesbo cunt
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:22AM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:24AM
ah nothing. Just turns out I'm about as autistic as Meade Skelton, is all. I have no theory of mind. I guess it really is a lot worse than I ever thought it was.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:26AM
it's not the lezzie's fault.....I asked her point blank what she thought of me after having lunch together.....sobering news, is all......I really am more oblivious to things than I imagined.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:27AM
I really do have Aspergers Symptom.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:28AM
Hay dude... You're back!
Who cares about her? If she's not feelin' you, forget about her... Most lesbian chicks are completely unstable and irrational anyway...
She probably would've ended up really annoying you to death anyhow...
Signatures are for fags
Who cares about her? If she's not feelin' you, forget about her... Most lesbian chicks are completely unstable and irrational anyway...
She probably would've ended up really annoying you to death anyhow...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:29AM
Oh, this could be interesting...
I love asking people to honestly tell me what they think about me... It's the masochist in me....
What did she say about you? I'm dying to know...
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> it's not the lezzie's fault.....I asked her point
> blank what she thought of me after having lunch
> together.....sobering news, is all......I really
> am more oblivious to things than I imagined.
Signatures are for fags
I love asking people to honestly tell me what they think about me... It's the masochist in me....
What did she say about you? I'm dying to know...
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> it's not the lezzie's fault.....I asked her point
> blank what she thought of me after having lunch
> together.....sobering news, is all......I really
> am more oblivious to things than I imagined.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:29AM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:31AM
the fucked up thing is I walked away from our conversation thinking 'hey, that went pretty good!'.............when I asked for her impression, it was just the opposite. It's a tough thing to hear.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:33AM
Tell us...
Did she say you were awkward? Creepy? Annoying? Boring? Pompous? Douchey?
Signatures are for fags
Did she say you were awkward? Creepy? Annoying? Boring? Pompous? Douchey?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:36AM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:36AM
Hatemotor Wrote:
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> This story would be lots better with some
> details,,,
>
> What did the little bitch say?
nothing that wasn't true, which is why it hurts so much. She said it was hard to carry on a conversation with me.....that I projected an 'unwelcoming' energy, whatever that means, and that I made her uncomfortable because of how uncomfortable I seemed to be, even though she said during the conversation that it didn't bother her that I might be nervous---a lesson, I suppose---people say things they don't mean all the time, and for some reason, I often believe them. Anyway...I was dead wrong about it going well. I shit the bed. I don't even care about her---it's the fact that I can't interpret things like this that's disturbing.
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> This story would be lots better with some
> details,,,
>
> What did the little bitch say?
nothing that wasn't true, which is why it hurts so much. She said it was hard to carry on a conversation with me.....that I projected an 'unwelcoming' energy, whatever that means, and that I made her uncomfortable because of how uncomfortable I seemed to be, even though she said during the conversation that it didn't bother her that I might be nervous---a lesson, I suppose---people say things they don't mean all the time, and for some reason, I often believe them. Anyway...I was dead wrong about it going well. I shit the bed. I don't even care about her---it's the fact that I can't interpret things like this that's disturbing.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:38AM
my only hope is to find a hot Aspergers girl.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:41AM
Perfect! You say she was dead on? Then you scored, man!
It's not often that people give you welcome advice that is also accurate...
It always seems like when you actually care about someone's opinion, they won't give it to you... but, when you don't care, they always feel compelled to share...
Feel fortunate... This was a good experience...
Signatures are for fags
It's not often that people give you welcome advice that is also accurate...
It always seems like when you actually care about someone's opinion, they won't give it to you... but, when you don't care, they always feel compelled to share...
Feel fortunate... This was a good experience...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
()
Date: June 06, 2011 12:42AM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:45AM
harry, since it's evident from this that I've also terribly misread the asian situation, what would you advise? She never called. I should just let it go, right?
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:54AM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:54AM
Yep... just like I told you... Don't contact her again... Just keep honey hoppin' to pass the time... maybe the asian will contact you one of these days...
The way it works is like this... as soon as you find a new honey, the asian will contact you...
When you're dry, you're Sahara hands... but when it rains, it pours...
Get one girl that's into you... then suddenly all the girls want to get a piece...
Edit: Then you can stop with the technical struggles... and move on to the moral/ethical struggles...
Signatures are for fags
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/06/2011 12:55AM by Harry Tuttle.
The way it works is like this... as soon as you find a new honey, the asian will contact you...
When you're dry, you're Sahara hands... but when it rains, it pours...
Get one girl that's into you... then suddenly all the girls want to get a piece...
Edit: Then you can stop with the technical struggles... and move on to the moral/ethical struggles...
Signatures are for fags
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/06/2011 12:55AM by Harry Tuttle.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:56AM
Gee, Alias.... What's up with giving blisters the 3ird douglas?
Alias Wrote:
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> what is a 2cond douglas burn?
>
> don't tell me to go google.
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Alias Wrote:
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> what is a 2cond douglas burn?
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> don't tell me to go google.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: June 06, 2011 12:57AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > in other news, i have a 2cond douglas burn on
> > my
> > > back
> >
> >
> > who gave you those? who?
>
> what is a 2cond douglas burn?
>
> don't tell me to go google.
im not the go google type.
i'll just be vague about it. lets just say it almost falls into the same non secular category of the TVCD (-)1
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > in other news, i have a 2cond douglas burn on
> > my
> > > back
> >
> >
> > who gave you those? who?
>
> what is a 2cond douglas burn?
>
> don't tell me to go google.
im not the go google type.
i'll just be vague about it. lets just say it almost falls into the same non secular category of the TVCD (-)1
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: June 06, 2011 12:59AM
Hay Mizo...
I listening to old O&A clips... Heavy on the Jimmy
THe clip appropriate?
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I listening to old O&A clips... Heavy on the Jimmy
THe clip appropriate?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: June 06, 2011 01:00AM
i was placed at number 5ive, not a very gentlemenly gesture given the fact that the whole character was derived from me.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 06, 2011 01:13AM
sorry, bb......I just thought you didn't like me as much as Conie or hamtaro. You are so aloof, after all....
...maybe we should go fishin, you and I, just the boys...
...maybe we should go fishin, you and I, just the boys...
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: June 06, 2011 01:21AM
g'night, guise......I gotta get my autistic spectrum disorder ass to bed.....
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 06, 2011 01:47AM
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 06, 2011 02:36AM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: June 06, 2011 03:15AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Ah, I see....
>
> So... Are you the minone or is the other one the
> minone?
being the founding fathers of TVCD i cannot be minone. a short while ago TVCD adopted another CD so to speak and issued 2 cards prematurely. the alleged CD turned out to be a NVCD which is NVC in my 3 books. so TVCD changed its name back to the original TVCD.
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> Ah, I see....
>
> So... Are you the minone or is the other one the
> minone?
being the founding fathers of TVCD i cannot be minone. a short while ago TVCD adopted another CD so to speak and issued 2 cards prematurely. the alleged CD turned out to be a NVCD which is NVC in my 3 books. so TVCD changed its name back to the original TVCD.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: June 06, 2011 03:16AM
Alias Wrote:
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>
> could you be less vague?
maybe
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>
> could you be less vague?
maybe
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: June 06, 2011 03:31AM
6 cards total were issued, 2 of them being premature. more of an impulse. the founding fathers are safe from minone. for now. the founding fathers doesnt like to disclose information about members of its organization or any of its affiliates. any further questions shall by directed to one of 4 of our media representatives.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 06, 2011 04:24AM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: June 07, 2011 12:21AM
I realized that the fruit is, not only forbidden, but unattainable...
Shit or get off the pot, I said...
I am not sitting on the toilet.... I am the toilet....
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Shit or get off the pot, I said...
I am not sitting on the toilet.... I am the toilet....
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 07, 2011 12:39AM
open for bid'ness buddays
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 07, 2011 12:39AM
if you're autistic up in this bitch raise your hands!
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 07, 2011 12:40AM
harryo, at least your fruit isn't creeped out by you....
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: June 07, 2011 12:45AM
I'm a fruit repellant.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 07, 2011 12:49AM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: June 07, 2011 12:50AM
don't knock the fruit
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: June 07, 2011 12:55AM
Yeah, don't knock her, Alias.. She's great... Yeah, it's my boss's daughter... I just can't cut the mustard, y'all...
Signatures are for fags
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: June 07, 2011 01:11AM
I've never been to me...
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 07, 2011 01:12AM
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 07, 2011 01:12AM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: June 07, 2011 01:17AM
Alias Wrote:
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> I did not write the above post.
LOL
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> I did not write the above post.
LOL
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 07, 2011 01:24AM
Go to bed Conie, and stay asleep for good.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 07, 2011 01:25AM
the one thing----the ONE THING---you CANNOT do in our society, is BE NERVOUS, or worse, LET OTHERS SEE THAT YOU'RE NERVOUS. That is the only true taboo left in our society. You CANNOT be nervous. You CANNOT show that you're nervous. This is the WORST thing you can possibly do in any social situation, whatsoever.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: June 07, 2011 01:25AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Go to bed Conie, and stay asleep for good.
I have "friends"...
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> Go to bed Conie, and stay asleep for good.
I have "friends"...
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 07, 2011 01:27AM
Conie Wrote:
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> I have "friends"...
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> I have "friends"...
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: June 07, 2011 01:40AM
Alias Wrote:
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> What's so great about her?
We're both really comfortable around each other. We seem to connect on a multitude of different levels... We understand, and appreciate, the majority of each other's obscure references... including but not limited to popculture..
We read people and situations the same way... We can effectively communicate in "code" around others (we didn't even have to plan the code, it just becam)
We "get" each other's humor (I think I get hers more than she gets mine, but I'm a total basket case in real life...)... She's not stupid... She's educated... She doesn't whine... she's only slightly annoying (it's kind of cute)... and most of all... when I'm around her, I don't feel like I have to fake anything... and I usually ALWAYS feel like I have to fake something... no matter who I'm with... male or female...
> Do you really have a thing for this girl, Harry?
Yeah, afraid so...
>
> Ask her out... for a drink, or a goddamn fucking
> cup of tea.
We hang out all the time... I'm totally fucked....
Signatures are for fags
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> What's so great about her?
We're both really comfortable around each other. We seem to connect on a multitude of different levels... We understand, and appreciate, the majority of each other's obscure references... including but not limited to popculture..
We read people and situations the same way... We can effectively communicate in "code" around others (we didn't even have to plan the code, it just becam)
We "get" each other's humor (I think I get hers more than she gets mine, but I'm a total basket case in real life...)... She's not stupid... She's educated... She doesn't whine... she's only slightly annoying (it's kind of cute)... and most of all... when I'm around her, I don't feel like I have to fake anything... and I usually ALWAYS feel like I have to fake something... no matter who I'm with... male or female...
> Do you really have a thing for this girl, Harry?
Yeah, afraid so...
>
> Ask her out... for a drink, or a goddamn fucking
> cup of tea.
We hang out all the time... I'm totally fucked....
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: June 07, 2011 01:42AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> the one thing----the ONE THING---you CANNOT do in
> our society, is BE NERVOUS, or worse, LET OTHERS
> SEE THAT YOU'RE NERVOUS. That is the only true
> taboo left in our society. You CANNOT be nervous.
> You CANNOT show that you're nervous. This is the
> WORST thing you can possibly do in any social
> situation, whatsoever.
No Miz...that's not true at all.
First of all, it's o.k. to be nervous in social situations.
I would bet you that 75% of the people you are with at parties
or in other social get-togethers are slightly nervous.
If you go into those situations understanding that...and if you
see a person across the room that you think looks uncomfortable
like you might be...well..help someone else.
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> the one thing----the ONE THING---you CANNOT do in
> our society, is BE NERVOUS, or worse, LET OTHERS
> SEE THAT YOU'RE NERVOUS. That is the only true
> taboo left in our society. You CANNOT be nervous.
> You CANNOT show that you're nervous. This is the
> WORST thing you can possibly do in any social
> situation, whatsoever.
No Miz...that's not true at all.
First of all, it's o.k. to be nervous in social situations.
I would bet you that 75% of the people you are with at parties
or in other social get-togethers are slightly nervous.
If you go into those situations understanding that...and if you
see a person across the room that you think looks uncomfortable
like you might be...well..help someone else.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: June 07, 2011 01:47AM
Hang in there, Miz... You'll get the hang of it... Socializing is tricky...
You're a stand-up dood... What kind of mentality do you have on the forum right before you're about to post something? Maybe try getting into that mentality while you're around real people?
Your brain works... and it works well... you have to get comfortable enough for it to work the same way in front of people... You just have stage fright right now, bro...
It'll go away.... Just remember to have fun...
Signatures are for fags
You're a stand-up dood... What kind of mentality do you have on the forum right before you're about to post something? Maybe try getting into that mentality while you're around real people?
Your brain works... and it works well... you have to get comfortable enough for it to work the same way in front of people... You just have stage fright right now, bro...
It'll go away.... Just remember to have fun...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: June 07, 2011 01:51AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Hang in there, Miz... You'll get the hang of it...
> Socializing is tricky...
>
> You're a stand-up dood... What kind of mentality
> do you have on the forum right before you're about
> to post something? Maybe try getting into that
> mentality while you're around real people?
>
> Your brain works... and it works well... you have
> to get comfortable enough for it to work the same
> way in front of people... You just have stage
> fright right now, bro...
>
> It'll go away.... Just remember to have fun...
That's good advise.
Everyone loves you here Miz...Get your dancin' shoes on and work it Miz!
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> Hang in there, Miz... You'll get the hang of it...
> Socializing is tricky...
>
> You're a stand-up dood... What kind of mentality
> do you have on the forum right before you're about
> to post something? Maybe try getting into that
> mentality while you're around real people?
>
> Your brain works... and it works well... you have
> to get comfortable enough for it to work the same
> way in front of people... You just have stage
> fright right now, bro...
>
> It'll go away.... Just remember to have fun...
That's good advise.
Everyone loves you here Miz...Get your dancin' shoes on and work it Miz!
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 07, 2011 03:24AM
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 07, 2011 03:25AM
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 07, 2011 03:27AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/07/2012 12:03AM by Alias.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 07, 2011 03:31AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/07/2012 12:03AM by Alias.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 07, 2011 03:32AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/07/2012 12:01AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/07/2012 12:01AM by Alias.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 07, 2011 03:35AM
Alias Wrote:
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> so, you can exchange a glance and something passes
> between the two of you? an unwritten language?
Yeah, we can communicate via glance... We can also utilize code words to have a private conversation in a crowd....
> so, when you're around her, you're comfortable?
Yes, very...
> you could be with her, without speaking or
> feeling uncomfortable about not speaking?
Yep...
>
> you could be silent with her?
I could be.. and have been... Not silent forever, though... Eventually, someone's gotta say something... but I don't feel compelled to break the silence...
> Is she pretty?
> ?????
Yeah... 'fraid so...
>
> I'm sounding jealous, aren't I?
I don't know.... I don't think there's a need for that... She would never come between us... So there's no need for jealousy... envy may be a different story...
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> Well, that's because I am!
>
> Who is this #$%#*%$& bitch?
She's the ass that's shitting down my porcelain throat... and I'm just gulping it down... never getting clogged...
Signatures are for fags
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> so, you can exchange a glance and something passes
> between the two of you? an unwritten language?
Yeah, we can communicate via glance... We can also utilize code words to have a private conversation in a crowd....
> so, when you're around her, you're comfortable?
Yes, very...
> you could be with her, without speaking or
> feeling uncomfortable about not speaking?
Yep...
>
> you could be silent with her?
I could be.. and have been... Not silent forever, though... Eventually, someone's gotta say something... but I don't feel compelled to break the silence...
> Is she pretty?
> ?????
Yeah... 'fraid so...
>
> I'm sounding jealous, aren't I?
I don't know.... I don't think there's a need for that... She would never come between us... So there's no need for jealousy... envy may be a different story...
>
> Well, that's because I am!
>
> Who is this #$%#*%$& bitch?
She's the ass that's shitting down my porcelain throat... and I'm just gulping it down... never getting clogged...
Signatures are for fags
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 07, 2011 03:36AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/07/2012 12:00AM by Alias.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 07, 2011 03:47AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/06/2012 11:59PM by Alias.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 07, 2011 04:38PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/07/2012 12:47AM by Alias.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 07, 2011 05:01PM
It's so stupid so STFU!
That's my Alias quote of the night....
Edit: I butchered the quote quote somehow...
Signatures are for fags
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/07/2011 05:04PM by Harry Tuttle.
That's my Alias quote of the night....
Edit: I butchered the quote quote somehow...
Signatures are for fags
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/07/2011 05:04PM by Harry Tuttle.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
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Date: June 07, 2011 05:03PM
My favorite Alias quote is:
"Brownie my love, I want to run my fingers through your chest hair."
I have a chubbie just thinking of it...
"Brownie my love, I want to run my fingers through your chest hair."
I have a chubbie just thinking of it...
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 08, 2011 12:55AM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 08, 2011 12:56AM
no posts in over thirty minutes. Hmmmm.....
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 08, 2011 01:00AM
batman, superman, iron man, wolverine
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 08, 2011 01:03AM
where's the Crazy Diaper Guy in Herndon at??
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
afsdl;
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Date: June 08, 2011 01:11AM
shutup nigger
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 08, 2011 01:12AM
afsdl; Wrote:
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> shutup nigger
fuck you, white nigger
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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> shutup nigger
fuck you, white nigger
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 08, 2011 01:14AM
I like big tits
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 08, 2011 01:14AM
Tim Pawlenty for president
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
haaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Date: June 08, 2011 01:15AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I like big tits
i like your mom's big tits
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> I like big tits
i like your mom's big tits
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
fagoot
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Date: June 08, 2011 01:16AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Hi Miz...
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> I want to discuss something with you...
coming out of the closet?
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> Hi Miz...
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> I want to discuss something with you...
coming out of the closet?
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 08, 2011 01:17AM
Congradulations... Something about a chartreuse dildo...
fagoot Wrote:
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> coming out of the closet?
Signatures are for fags
fagoot Wrote:
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> coming out of the closet?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 08, 2011 01:18AM
I'd like to take this time to clear up some of the questions that have been raised over the past few hours, and take full responsibility for my actions.
Last night I made comments here on FFXU, meant as a joke, but each time I hit the post button, I panicked..... and then claimed I'd been impersonated.
I stuck to that story which was a hugely regrettable mistake.
To be clear, those were my words and I posted them. (tears welling up)
Oh, and this isn't the first time I've done this. I've made inappropriate comments many times before, to at least 6 men here on FFXU... on the main forum, on off topic and in PM's.
To be clear, I've posted things I deeply regret. (more tears)
Last night I made comments here on FFXU, meant as a joke, but each time I hit the post button, I panicked..... and then claimed I'd been impersonated.
I stuck to that story which was a hugely regrettable mistake.
To be clear, those were my words and I posted them. (tears welling up)
Oh, and this isn't the first time I've done this. I've made inappropriate comments many times before, to at least 6 men here on FFXU... on the main forum, on off topic and in PM's.
To be clear, I've posted things I deeply regret. (more tears)
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: June 08, 2011 01:19AM
harryo, I took your advice. I got another girly on the line. I even got her to agree to come over to my pad next week for dinner. I'm gonna cook her dinner, y'all. Can you believe that? I make a mean chicken parts. What are my chances of getting the ol' in-n'-out, given I'm playing on home turf?
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 08, 2011 01:20AM
Alias, I know this is some sort of satire... but are you saying you have been in love with at least 6 other dudes on this forum?
You have some splainin to do...
Alias Wrote:
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> I'd like to take this time to clear up some of the
> questions that have been raised over the past few
> hours, and take full responsibility for my
> actions.
>
> Last night I made comments here on FFXU, meant
> as a joke, but each time I hit the post button, I
> panicked..... and then claimed I'd been
> impersonated.
>
> I stuck to that story which was a hugely
> regrettable mistake.
>
> To be clear, those were my words and I posted
> them. (tears welling up)
>
> Oh, and this isn't the first time I've done this.
> I've made inappropriate comments many times
> before, to at least 6 men here on FFXU... on the
> main forum, on off topic and in PM's.
>
> To be clear, I've posted things I deeply regret.
> (more tears)
Signatures are for fags
You have some splainin to do...
Alias Wrote:
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> I'd like to take this time to clear up some of the
> questions that have been raised over the past few
> hours, and take full responsibility for my
> actions.
>
> Last night I made comments here on FFXU, meant
> as a joke, but each time I hit the post button, I
> panicked..... and then claimed I'd been
> impersonated.
>
> I stuck to that story which was a hugely
> regrettable mistake.
>
> To be clear, those were my words and I posted
> them. (tears welling up)
>
> Oh, and this isn't the first time I've done this.
> I've made inappropriate comments many times
> before, to at least 6 men here on FFXU... on the
> main forum, on off topic and in PM's.
>
> To be clear, I've posted things I deeply regret.
> (more tears)
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
LICK HER BUNGHOLE
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Date: June 08, 2011 01:24AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> harryo, I took your advice. I got another girly on
> the line. I even got her to agree to come over to
> my pad next week for dinner. I'm gonna cook her
> dinner, y'all. Can you believe that? I make a mean
> chicken parts. What are my chances of getting the
> ol' in-n'-out, given I'm playing on home turf?
GIVE HER THE ANAL TREATMENT
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> harryo, I took your advice. I got another girly on
> the line. I even got her to agree to come over to
> my pad next week for dinner. I'm gonna cook her
> dinner, y'all. Can you believe that? I make a mean
> chicken parts. What are my chances of getting the
> ol' in-n'-out, given I'm playing on home turf?
GIVE HER THE ANAL TREATMENT