I can't list favorites... I hate when people ask me what my favorite anything is... I can't tell them... I feel like I have to lie to them... I make something up so I don't seem uninteresting by just saying "I don't know"...
It's really uncomfortable... I hate that I feel like I have to lie to people... I want nothing more than to be honest with people at all times... I just always end up saying something that offends someone in some way... and I regret being honest.
19/20 times I've been honest, I've regretted it.
Back to favorites.
Is there a part of the brain that is responsible for allowing a person to have a favorite something?
Mine must be broken... I don't have a favorite music... I don't have a favorite food... I don't have a favorite restaurant... I don't have a favorite movie... I don't have a favorite song... I certainly don't have a favorite color...
If you have a favorite color, I want to bust your nose with a brick and spit in your eyes...
Does that mean I need to take a pill? Does a doctor need to put me on drugs so I can have favorites?
How do you know if something is your favorite? Is it pre-programmed into your genes? Is that why people get so visibly upset when I tell them I don't have favorites? Or is it something you have to consciously choose?
If you have to choose your favorites... WHY? Why bother?
What benefit do you get from dubbing something your "favorite"? Does it give you more pleasure once you've made the commitment? Is it a commitment? Once you've chosen your favorite, are you stuck with it? Is it permanent? Or are you able to change it week after week, day after day?
Seems like a load of malarkey... Why do people even care what my favorite anything is? I couldn't care less about your favorite... Unless you're talking about your favorite way to stop asking me stupid questions that no one gives a shit about..
Can anyone enlighten me? What am I missing? What's your favorite?
Signatures are for fags