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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 20, 2011 12:53AM

I had a wet dream last night...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 20, 2011 12:53AM

don't do it tuttles......you leave, I leave....for real this time....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 20, 2011 12:54AM

Luke Wilson is a very talented actor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 20, 2011 12:55AM

what about Ward Bond?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 20, 2011 12:57AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 20, 2011 12:58AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> what about Ward Bond?

He's not cute..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 20, 2011 12:58AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: 2messianic ()
Date: June 20, 2011 01:24AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> You know something?

Jesus loves u so much bro, you might not be into him yet, but he's definitely into you. my Christ is king!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 20, 2011 01:34AM


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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 20, 2011 01:38AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 20, 2011 01:49AM

I can't stand the strain... Night y'all.....

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 20, 2011 01:55AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Claire ()
Date: June 20, 2011 02:36AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Not only am I a lesbian, but I'm black.
>
> I'm a black lesbian.


I'd love to play doctor with you.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 20, 2011 03:43PM

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. WHAT THE HELL HARRY TURTLE!!!! WHY DID U RE POST IT??!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 20, 2011 07:39PM

You never said I couldn't...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 20, 2011 07:46PM

Anyone notice that when I don't post for a while, Harry Tuttle doesn't post? Weird.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: that's amore ()
Date: June 20, 2011 07:56PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Anyone notice that when I don't post for a while,
> Harry Tuttle doesn't post? Weird.


That's because he loves you so!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 20, 2011 08:04PM

Ever notice that when I don't post here for a while, King Tutt doesn't post...?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()
Date: June 20, 2011 08:52PM

So are you telling us Harry that you and King Tutt are one person?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 20, 2011 09:00PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> You never said I couldn't...


im gonna kill u one day....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Hurdles ()
Date: June 20, 2011 09:23PM

yagirll Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You never said I couldn't...
>
>
im gonna kill u one day....


SERIOUSLY DELTE OR IMMA CALL THE COPS AND SAY A MAN PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL IS STALKING ME AND THEY CAN LOOK ON UR COMP AND SEE U THREATENED TO KILL ME...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 20, 2011 09:25PM

Harry Hurdles Wrote:
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> yagirll Wrote:
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> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You never said I couldn't...
> >
> >
> im gonna kill u one day....
>
>
> SERIOUSLY DELTE OR IMMA CALL THE COPS AND SAY A
> MAN PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL IS STALKING ME AND
> THEY CAN LOOK ON UR COMP AND SEE U THREATENED TO
> KILL ME...


HAHAHAHAHA that was actually funny...SIKEEEE. im posting the pic tommorow so just calm down.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 20, 2011 09:45PM

Are you telling me that you suspect eesh was confessing that he and I are the same person?

Ms ProVallone Wrote:
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> So are you telling us Harry that you and King Tutt
> are one person?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Date: June 21, 2011 12:06AM

yagirll Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You never said I couldn't...
>
>
> im gonna kill u one day....

How lovely.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:19AM

Big fat boners

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:20AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:25AM

How about Alias doing a number on the song lyrics thread?

What a fucking disaster...

I just don't have the skillz to pay those billz...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:26AM

insufficient skills to pay the billsSignatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:29AM

I guess we already opened for bid'ness

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:29AM

I tell you what, I don't feel like I can go on. no, for real this time

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:30AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:31AM

no, this time I mean it

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:32AM

why won't anyone believe me?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:32AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:32AM

all I did today was masturbate. I'm not even joking. I wish I was. That's all I did. All day.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:34AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:35AM

I didn't even masturbate yet... so... at least you accomplished more than me today...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:35AM

harry where are you

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:36AM

there you are

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:36AM

I know it was Alias that did it because I have some skillz to pay some billz...

I just don't have enough skills to pay this particular billz

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:36AM

I feel enormously fat lately

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:37AM

I'm playing armadillo game and listening to don geronimo show while drinking mass quantities of birra

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:37AM

I never realized how fat and ugly I was until I shaved off that damn beard. It'll take another 20 years to grow back now.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:37AM

I feel fat too... but, at least, I know I'm still sexy...

Miz... do you feel sexy?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:38AM

You should've kept the beard... What made you shave it?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: fatty ms miz ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:38AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I feel enormously fat lately
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:38AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm playing armadillo game and listening to don
> geronimo show while drinking mass quantities of
> birra

you do that too? I listen to The Hideout with El Jefe and J-Dubs. I spend my free time listening to a local radio show that's been off the air for nearly six years.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:39AM

Oh, I'm listening to the show that's still on the air... but yeah, when I don't have any new DGS to listen to, I'll listen to old Opie and Anthony or old Don and Mike show....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:40AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> You should've kept the beard... What made you
> shave it?

I thought maybe my face would look a little thinner if I didn't have the big, unkempt beard. Boy was I wrong. Now I look even fatter. It was also really itchy.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:41AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Oh, I'm listening to the show that's still on the
> air... but yeah, when I don't have any new DGS to
> listen to, I'll listen to old Opie and Anthony or
> old Don and Mike show....


you ever listen to Ron and Fez?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:41AM

I think beards look distinguished...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:42AM

I'm a lot like Fez. He routinely breaks down and cries live on the air. It's a train wreck kind of thing. You have to hear it to believe it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:42AM

I used to... I haven't in years...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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>
> you ever listen to Ron and Fez?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:44AM

take a listen to this...




....he does that literally every day on his own radio show.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Ted Longhammer ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:49AM

just droppin' in to say hi

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:51AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Ted Longhammer ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:55AM

I feel incapable of doing just about anything. I don't think I'm capable of anything. THere's nothing I can do. In incapable.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:55AM

Uhhhmmm...

hi hoe!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:56AM

Where's darkpenis at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 12:59AM

I'm fat, I'm losing my hair, I'm ugly, I have no social skills, I have no prospects, I have no money......should I just give up? I'll be alone forever, right? Tell me that's not right. You can't, can you?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:01AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:02AM

Exactly...

You should listen to more white people music...

That's what white music is all about...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:03AM

White music is all about being completely hopeless...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:03AM


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:04AM

I'm listening to Tommy McCook Reggae in Jazz right now

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:06AM


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:07AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:08AM

Yeahhh... I guess that would work too..

I am partial to listening to Rage Against the Machine when I want to get fired up about something...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:08AM

Rage is my go-to band for airport layovers...

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:08AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:11AM

HAHAHA!!!! SUCK COCK!

Alias, I'm just teasin' ya, darling...

It's all good...

Alias Wrote:
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> At least I'm not losing my fucking hair.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:12AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:15AM

Alias, check your P.M.S.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:18AM

Misery... How's the Neil Young treatin' ya?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:18AM

sounds like an old granny whining into a microphone.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:20AM

See!? Life could be worse!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:24AM

that was scary....the site went down for a few minutes there.....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:28AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:35AM

There is no song like that for me... Nothing that will guarantee a good mood...

I'm so temperamental...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:38AM

Jackson 5, I Want You Back

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:39AM

I like rape...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:43AM

we could wrestle...I'd let you win, just to feel you on top of me.....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:44AM

I love wrestling bitches.... yo

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:44AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 21, 2011 02:04AM

gumby, gumby, gumby.....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: June 21, 2011 02:09AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 02:19AM


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()
Date: June 21, 2011 06:09AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Are you telling me that you suspect eesh was
> confessing that he and I are the same person?
>
> Ms ProVallone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So are you telling us Harry that you and King
> Tutt
> > are one person?


No Harry, you and eesh are two totally different people.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: June 21, 2011 07:33AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> For the life of me I don't know why, but this
> video makes me feel better about life,,,
> "trying to make ends meet, your a slave to money
> then you die"
>
>


i wonder how quick i could get my ass kicked if i did that in real life. i want to do that now. maybe when my "pick a fight and lose" day comes up for play i'll do that.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Bidness ()
Date: June 21, 2011 06:46PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: June 21, 2011 06:52PM

Bidness Wrote:
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> .


i shit the bed.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: it's ()
Date: June 21, 2011 06:58PM

moving, that picture is.

i feel like i'm having a flashback.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 07:00PM

?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: fuck you ()
Date: June 21, 2011 07:01PM

tuttle.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 21, 2011 07:02PM

What is the science behind those moving designs? How does it work? Is it the colors? The shapes?

I'm flabbergasted...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: June 21, 2011 08:48PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> What is the science behind those moving designs?
> How does it work? Is it the colors? The shapes?
>
> I'm flabbergasted...


they are simply amazing, i know it has something to do with your eyes moving across the picture absorbing information. if you stare at one point and not move your eyes it will stop moving. how it is done i havent the slightest. but shit like that is pretty cool.

i didnt know it was a maze.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: June 21, 2011 10:23PM

Bidness Wrote:
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> .


This looks nothing like the real Butt Hut

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 21, 2011 10:25PM

Why are you still posting Connie? I gave you a directive to leave this forum for good, yet you still come here. I find your insubordination to be most disturbing.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Rumorornot? ()
Date: June 21, 2011 11:46PM

Harry drove over to Chinatown, where he parked in an alley behind I Street. Miz, a heroin addict who worked the alley, appeared like a phantom, and Harry handed him a five to look after his car. Then he went in a back door next to a dumpster, down a hall where he passed a kitchen and several closed doors, and through a beaded entranceway into a small dining area where dulcimer music played softly. He took a deuce and ordered some hot-and-sour soup and Singapore-style noodles from an older woman who called him by his name. He washed the lunch down with a Tsingtao.

"Everything okay?" Madame Alias inquired.

"Yes, mama, it was good. Bring me my check."

"You want?" she said, her eyes moving to the beaded curtain leading to the hall. "Your friend here."

Harry nodded.

He paid cash and went down the hall to a door opposite the kitchen. He went through the door and closed it behind him. He was in a white-walled room lit by scented votive candles. The music from the dining area played in the room. A padded table was in the center of the room, with a small cart set beside it holding lotions, towels, and a washbasin.

He hung his clothing on a coat tree, and wrapped a towel around his waist. Then he lay facedown on the padded table. Soon he heard a door open and saw light spear into the room. The light slipped away as the door was closed.

"Hello, Hawwy."

"Hello, Conie."

Harry heard the squirt of an applicator and next felt the woman's warm, slick hands. She kneaded the lotion, some sweet-smelling stuff, into his shoulder muscles and his lats. He felt her nipples graze his back as she bent in to whisper in his ear.

"You have good day today?"

"Uh-huh."

She hummed to the music as she massaged his back. The sound of her voice and the sensation of her touch aroused him. He turned over, the towel falling open. She massaged his chest, his calves, his upper thighs, working her way up. Harry swallowed.

"You like?"

"Yeah, that's good right there."

She applied more lotion to her hands. Her movement was slow. Harry opened his eyes. The woman was in her forties, with carelessly applied lipstick and eyes like black olive pits. She wore red lace panties and nothing else. Her arms and shoulders were boney, her breasts flat and floppy. He brushed his fingers across one nipple until it was pebble hard, and when the fire rose up in his loins he pinched her there until she moaned. He didn't care if it was all fake.

"Go now," he said, and she moved faster.

His body shuddered, and Harry groaned. “Yeah, bitch.”

"You need” said Conie, chuckling under her breath.

Dressed again, he dropped forty dollars into a porcelain bowl set by the door. Conie gave him a look of disappointment and made a clucking sound with her tongue. But Harry was unmoved; he knew that forty was the price.

Out in the alley, he handed Miz another five on the way to his car.

“All right,” said Miz, clutching the bill. “All right.”

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 22, 2011 12:30AM

dicks
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