blessed Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > i almost had a really bad night after a really
> > long day.
> >
> > i went to put on my gym shorts which i had left
> on
> > the floor, i pick them up sort of see something
> > move. upon further inspection i found a tiny
> > centipede crawling in them. he was just big
> enough
> > to completely ruin my night. shorts in hand,
> > naked, i ran to the bathroom and flicked him in
> > the toilet. i will wait a few uses before i
> flush
> > just to get my revenge. spiders, no big deal,
> > centipedes, spawns of fucking satan.
>
> GOD WORKS IN MISTERIOUS WAYS BLOODY, PRAY IN JESUS
> NAME THAT IT WASN'T LOGO TGE MAURAUDING
> CENTIPEDE.
>
> GOD BLESS!!
is he a famous centipede? im just sure as shit glad i found it before it bit my love biscuits.
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