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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady Baltimore ()
Date: November 17, 2015 01:33PM

Lady.Baltimore. Wrote:
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> Mr Thickness please give me your private cell
> number, we need to fire up a fat doobie and roll
> around in the sheets, ASAP!!!!


You can stop using my name now, ass

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 17, 2015 01:41PM

Lady Baltimore Wrote:
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> Lady.Baltimore. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Thickness please give me your private cell
> > number, we need to fire up a fat doobie and
> roll
> > around in the sheets, ASAP!!!!
>
>
> You can stop using my name now, ass


sad thing is, he probably thought he was fooling us LB

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 17, 2015 01:45PM

673...Semper Fat
Attachments:
Wadams the 2nd and 3rd.jpg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady Baltimore ()
Date: November 17, 2015 01:45PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Lady Baltimore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lady.Baltimore. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mr Thickness please give me your private cell
> > > number, we need to fire up a fat doobie and
> > roll
> > > around in the sheets, ASAP!!!!
> >
> >
> > You can stop using my name now, ass
>
>
> sad thing is, he probably thought he was fooling
> us LB

Yep.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fuck the Moment of Silence ()
Date: November 17, 2015 01:48PM

So Fuckdoodle doesn't remember the basic "saucy" details of Katie's visit, or maybe he's just pretending, thinking that's a good way to set up the bit.

Fatt says "You can't spell Cary without care". No, you can't spell Cary without car.

I like the old-timey music but it's got to be like sandpaper for people who don't.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: November 17, 2015 01:56PM

Whenever thickness posts I read it with Dennis Murphy's voice in my head and it's actually kinda entertaining. Seriously, you should try it, I'm not joking.

Proof that only Dennis Murphy can make Unemployabble entertaining.

It has been 0 days since LFF yelled at Spewakk for being lazy or doing something stupid

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Stroke Face ()
Date: November 17, 2015 02:03PM

I know we typically mention Mike when talking about strokes, but Robb really has a "resting stroke face." When he doesn't have his mouth open and actually is listening (rare, I know) he looks like a stroked out catatonic sitting in a wheelchair in the hallway of some urine-drenched mental institution.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: November 17, 2015 02:12PM

Right around minute 25 Vegas Mike demonstrates that he has no idea what a prop bet is.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: GhostOfOaktonWhineShop ()
Date: November 17, 2015 02:28PM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Often Immittated. Never Duplicated
> Like Ric Flair, Nature Boy, The Total Package,
> Space Mountain, Wooooooooooooo
>
>
> Slv2015

Todd, if you want to remain semi-anonymous, you can't be making the pro wrestling allusions, big guy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 17, 2015 02:31PM

my name goes here Wrote:
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> Whenever thickness posts I read it with Dennis
> Murphy's voice in my head and it's actually kinda
> entertaining. Seriously, you should try it, I'm
> not joking.
>
> Proof that only Dennis Murphy can make
> Unemployabble entertaining.


thanks for the Pro-tip

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 17, 2015 02:33PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Right around minute 25 Vegas Mike demonstrates
> that he has no idea what a prop bet is.


Prop bets? Vegas Mike prefers to gamble like a tard...He plays the slots instead

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Clue Gamer ()
Date: November 17, 2015 03:09PM

Stroke Face Wrote:
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> he looks
> like a stroked out catatonic sitting in a
> wheelchair in the hallway of some urine-drenched
> mental institution.


That sounds like a guess in Clue.

My guess was drunken ex-DJ, sitting in a La-Z-Boy recliner, in the 'studio' of some feces-stained Victorian.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 4nbwF ()
Date: November 17, 2015 03:11PM

idol

noun

an image or representation of a god used as an object of worship.

synonyms: icon, representation of a god, image, effigy, statue, figure, figurine, fetish, totem

a person or thing that is greatly admired, loved, or revered.

synonyms: hero, heroine, star, superstar, icon, celebrity



You fucking LOSERS! HAHA!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady.Baltimore. ()
Date: November 17, 2015 03:27PM

Mr Thickness, my perfect heart shaped ass is second only to Kappy's, give me your private cell number so we can get high and get it on, I want you potato in my moist anus, ASAP!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: SexBoy69 ()
Date: November 17, 2015 03:32PM

Attention, Lizzie is headed to New York!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fuck the Bonus Show ()
Date: November 17, 2015 03:33PM

"I am actually, uh, powerwalking around the neighborhood...lost about six pounds in the last month."

1:11:40 The show is powerpivoting to the new contest. "...and you'll know you did your part to keep this show going."

At the 1:15 mark Fat Mike says the solution to terrorism is "just don't be scared", easy to say from the safety of Fuckpot, FL and of course "don't try to advance your own agenda."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blood-Crunchy Anal Boogers ()
Date: November 17, 2015 03:38PM

Mr. Thickness is HIV+. Don't ask me how I know.

Say

La

Vie

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh' The Humanity ()
Date: November 17, 2015 03:44PM

Fuck the Bonus Show Wrote:
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> "I am actually, uh, powerwalking around the
> neighborhood...lost about six pounds in the last
> month."
>
> 1:11:40 The show is powerpivoting to the new
> contest. "...and you'll know you did your part to
> keep this show going."
>
> At the 1:15 mark Fat Mike says the solution to
> terrorism is "just don't be scared", easy to say
> from the safety of Fuckpot, FL and of course
> "don't try to advance your own agenda."

Would owning your own gun help you be less scared Mike?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Slipnutzzzz ()
Date: November 17, 2015 03:57PM

Oh' The Humanity Wrote:
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> Fuck the Bonus Show Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "I am actually, uh, powerwalking around the
> > neighborhood...lost about six pounds in the
> last
> > month."
> >
> > 1:11:40 The show is powerpivoting to the new
> > contest. "...and you'll know you did your part
> to
> > keep this show going."
> >
> > At the 1:15 mark Fat Mike says the solution to
> > terrorism is "just don't be scared", easy to
> say
> > from the safety of Fuckpot, FL and of course
> > "don't try to advance your own agenda."
>
> Would owning your own gun help you be less scared
> Mike?

No, just stop being scared. Mike is comfortable telling you you can't have a gun and that you should stop being scared. Remember, concern is what he felt would solve the Balt-ee-more riots.

LFF-A man who bailed on his last week of work twice.Sheer discipline.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: November 17, 2015 04:07PM

Did I imagine it or did he say he took the baby monitor outside with him so he could get a couple more hours of sleep?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: November 17, 2015 04:53PM

Mike's favorite activities with his son:

1. The golf Channel and cheetos
2. Cartoons and chips
3. The "Tie-up" game

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 17, 2015 05:01PM

4nbwF Wrote:
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> idol
>
> noun
>
> an image or representation of a god used as an
> object of worship.
>
> synonyms: icon, representation of a god, image,
> effigy, statue, figure, figurine, fetish, totem
>
> a person or thing that is greatly admired, loved,
> or revered.
>
> synonyms: hero, heroine, star, superstar, icon,
> celebrity
>
>
>
> You fucking LOSERS! HAHA!


could you give us an example of our idolization, maybe highlight a post that fits your description

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 17, 2015 05:02PM

Lady.Baltimore. Wrote:
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> Mr Thickness, my perfect heart shaped ass is
> second only to Kappy's, give me your private cell
> number so we can get high and get it on, I want
> you potato in my moist anus, ASAP!!!


funny, you seem to have the same grammatical mistakes as Thickness and code/definition guy... A coincidence I'm sure

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 17, 2015 05:04PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Mike's favorite activities with his son:
>
> 1. The golf Channel and cheetos
> 2. Cartoons and chips
> 3. The "Tie-up" game


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....oh shit

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ConfusedRube ()
Date: November 17, 2015 05:14PM

On today's show, at 46:45, Mike says his son is five years old. Huh?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 17, 2015 05:28PM

if we idolized Mike we'd say shit like: "TMOS always gets me through my day !"
Or we'd fawn all over Mike's melancholy lectures on the state of the world.

But. We. Don't.

We call him a fat, lazy, drunk, selfish, self centered, boorish,bullying, self aggrandizing, neurotic, narcissistic, delusional, dicknozzle.

Among other things.

But we know that's hard for you to accept Mike.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike and Mikey's Weekend ()
Date: November 17, 2015 05:28PM

- Go to the zoo
- Go to the beach
- Go to the playground
- Go to the mall's kids' play area
- Go to the park
- Go to the pool
- Go to the children's museum
- Draw pictures together
- Build with Legos together
- Play Candy Land and Shoots and Ladders
- Make things with Play-Doh
- Fly a kite


These are all examples of things dads do when they have to watch the kid on the weekend.

Mike did none of them.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Adventures in Babyshitting ()
Date: November 17, 2015 05:47PM

- Put scotch in the kid's milk to get him to go to sleep
- Put kid in dog crate while you watch the Golf Channel
- Tell kid you are going to play "police" with walkie-talkies. Give him a baby monitor then drive to Hooters for a pickup order.
- Tie kid to tree while you take a nap outside

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 17, 2015 05:59PM

If memory serves correct, Robb enjoyed the tie up game

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death ()
Date: November 17, 2015 06:40PM

Katie sleeps on the couch because she doesn't want to take a chance on being behind a door; in plain sight is best.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: November 17, 2015 07:13PM

Let Me Pull The Curtain Back Babies, My Nick Name Around The Females Is: "Ole Potatoe Pud", Why?


Slv2015

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Just Go Away Now ()
Date: November 17, 2015 07:28PM

Is It Due To Your Mastery Of Spelling, Grammar, And Punctuation?


Kay Sirah Sirah

2
0
1
5

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 17, 2015 07:41PM

That's not dog slobber on your cheek Katie!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: November 17, 2015 08:04PM

Yesssssssssssssirrrrrrrrrrrr

Slv2015

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady.Baltimore. ()
Date: November 17, 2015 08:07PM

Mr Thickness please put your famous Potatoe Pud in my warm moist anus, gives me goose bumps, l@@k...!!!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Murphy > Spewak ()
Date: November 17, 2015 08:12PM

my name goes here Wrote:
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> Whenever thickness posts I read it with Dennis
> Murphy's voice in my head and it's actually kinda
> entertaining. Seriously, you should try it, I'm
> not joking.


Hi!
Let M-m-m-me Pull The Curtain Back Babies m-m-m-my gnick gname Around The Females Is: "Ole shpotatoe shpud", Why?


my god, he's right!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Underboob Sweat ()
Date: November 17, 2015 08:15PM

Wow, seems like the Amazon contest thing really shook a certain Klubber to his core.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death ()
Date: November 17, 2015 08:17PM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Let Me Pull The Curtain Back Babies, My Nick Name
> Around The Females Is: "Ole Potatoe Pud", Why?
>
>
> Slv2015

Because it's always encrusted with dirt and your genital warts look like the eyes on a two month old potato?

I think we're fine with the curtain right where it is.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's Underboob Sweat ()
Date: November 17, 2015 08:20PM

Carla's Underboob Sweat Wrote:
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> Wow, seems like the Amazon contest thing really
> shook a certain Klubber to his core.

Hopefully someone'll screen-grab it. (sends mental rays)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: November 17, 2015 08:43PM

Carla's Underboob Sweat Wrote:
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> Wow, seems like the Amazon contest thing really
> shook a certain Klubber to his core.


I don't see anything...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: November 17, 2015 09:09PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Did I imagine it or did he say he took the baby
> monitor outside with him so he could get a couple
> more hours of sleep?

It was poorly worded (shocking), but I think he took the monitor so Carla could sleep longer. I don't fucking understand their refusal to try putting the kid to sleep later and see if he wakes up later. Every day it's him bitching about how early he woke up. I know they want to rush the kid to bed to start drinky-drinking, but damn.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bubbyman ()
Date: November 17, 2015 10:02PM

Carla's Underboob Sweat Wrote:
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> Wow, seems like the Amazon contest thing really
> shook a certain Klubber to his core.


Expound Please.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Sunday Bloody Sunday ()
Date: November 17, 2015 10:38PM

On Monday, Mike 'Respect My Family's Privacy' O'Meara announced that Carla had her period over the weekend.

Mike and more than a few Maine lobster men are breathing sighs of relief.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bubbyman ()
Date: November 17, 2015 10:45PM

cc and rr have recent email.

As eightt never says, "Thank you, and Goodnight."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 17, 2015 11:15PM

Women going out of town always say they're on their period so their men won't even suspect they're getting their fuck on....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: November 18, 2015 12:21AM

I missed that item in the Menstrual Vault. Anyone else catch it on Tuesday when he said "we're" not doing "boozy booze" these days? Babytalk to hide a binge and subsequent talking-to?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: November 18, 2015 01:34AM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> I missed that item in the Menstrual Vault. Anyone
> else catch it on Tuesday when he said "we're" not
> doing "boozy booze" these days? Babytalk to hide
> a binge and subsequent talking-to?


The period was mentioned at least twice. Fucking creepy as hell. Doubly so because he called it the "Thank God" like a retarded Catholic teenager. Maybe Carla is going to sleep at 8:30 instead of doing boozy booze, but she's sure as hell not spending time with LFF sober.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: O'Meara's Inferno ()
Date: November 18, 2015 06:04AM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I missed that item in the Menstrual Vault.
> Anyone
> > else catch it on Tuesday when he said "we're"
> not
> > doing "boozy booze" these days? Babytalk to
> hide
> > a binge and subsequent talking-to?
>
>
> The period was mentioned at least twice. Fucking
> creepy as hell. Doubly so because he called it the
> "Thank God" like a retarded Catholic teenager.
> Maybe Carla is going to sleep at 8:30 instead of
> doing boozy booze, but she's sure as hell not
> spending time with LFF sober.

Think about it: the three of them are in that house almost 24/7. Mike spends all day jumping from ring to ring in Hell. His wife has to babysit two kids. Mike has a wife that cooks but won't let him eat, a needy kid that only sleeps 12 hrs a day, and dogs that refuse to be house trained. He has a computer, but no privacy to watch porn. Little Michael is being raised by those same dogs; he's likely to become feral. His only hope is pre-school or child protective services.

Mike should buy a welcome mat that says, "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here!"

Let's see if Mike can figure out the literary references here with that AU degree. Oscar's already checking YouTube.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Epiphany Mike ()
Date: November 18, 2015 06:26AM

From Monday's show, It sounds Like Mike is finally starting to get a clue that his "team" is pretty fucking incompetent when it comes to national security. He wants everyone to unite to fight the threat, and his leader Obama is overseas, still blaming Republicans and telling everyone they've got a handle on everything.

Baby steps, Mike. Baby steps.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: FU and Your Politics ()
Date: November 18, 2015 07:43AM

Epiphany Mike Wrote:
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> From Monday's show, It sounds Like Mike is finally
> starting to get a clue that his "team" is pretty
> fucking incompetent when it comes to national
> security. He wants everyone to unite to fight the
> threat, and his leader Obama is overseas, still
> blaming Republicans and telling everyone they've
> got a handle on everything.
>
> Baby steps, Mike. Baby steps.

Wrong forum, Rush. This is a dump-on-TMOS forum, not a place for bullshit political views from either side.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: CoolieDee ()
Date: November 18, 2015 08:04AM

FU and Your Politics Wrote:
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> Epiphany Mike Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > From Monday's show, It sounds Like Mike is
> finally
> > starting to get a clue that his "team" is
> pretty
> > fucking incompetent when it comes to national
> > security. He wants everyone to unite to fight
> the
> > threat, and his leader Obama is overseas, still
> > blaming Republicans and telling everyone
> they've
> > got a handle on everything.
> >
> > Baby steps, Mike. Baby steps.
>
> Wrong forum, Rush. This is a dump-on-TMOS forum,
> not a place for bullshit political views from
> either side.

Agree. The only thing worse than Mike O'Meara "getting political" is when D-bags on this thread do it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: WnFLm ()
Date: November 18, 2015 08:08AM

ConfusedRube Wrote:
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> On today's show, at 46:45, Mike says his son is
> five years old. Huh?


Heard it too. What gives? Is he really 5 already?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mira ()
Date: November 18, 2015 08:15AM

No. According to FFXU history, they announced the pregnancy on the November 26, 2012 show.

So the boy is 2-3 years old max.

Poor LFF. That's just the alzheimers talking.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 18, 2015 08:17AM

^^^ damn genetics ^^^

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 18, 2015 08:18AM

Mike acts 5.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: November 18, 2015 08:58AM

CoolieDee Wrote:
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> FU and Your Politics Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Epiphany Mike Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > From Monday's show, It sounds Like Mike is
> > finally
> > > starting to get a clue that his "team" is
> > pretty
> > > fucking incompetent when it comes to national
> > > security. He wants everyone to unite to fight
> > the
> > > threat, and his leader Obama is overseas,
> still
> > > blaming Republicans and telling everyone
> > they've
> > > got a handle on everything.
> > >
> > > Baby steps, Mike. Baby steps.
> >
> > Wrong forum, Rush. This is a dump-on-TMOS
> forum,
> > not a place for bullshit political views from
> > either side.
>
> Agree. The only thing worse than Mike O'Meara
> "getting political" is when D-bags on this thread
> do it.


Poor baby, I forgot how polite we all generally are on this board. Can't stand to hear another opinion, Mike Jr?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: yep sure ()
Date: November 18, 2015 09:25AM

The point is, there are plenty of places for you to parrot back things you heard those poison-spewing toads say yesterday, but this thread isn't one of them. Your opinion of the President doesn't have any place in a thread dedicated to critiquing The Mike O'Mera Show.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mira ()
Date: November 18, 2015 09:28AM

Focus, people.

Katie has goo drained from her jaw every year.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Call Me Sharon, Not Mom ()
Date: November 18, 2015 09:35AM

Mira Wrote:
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> Focus, people.
>
> Katie has goo drained from her jaw every year.


Goo = semen?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: yep sure ()
Date: November 18, 2015 09:38AM

yep sure Wrote:
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> The point is, there are plenty of places for you
> to parrot back things you heard those
> poison-spewing toads say yesterday, but this
> thread isn't one of them. Your opinion of the
> President doesn't have any place in a thread
> dedicated to critiquing The Mike O'Mera Show.


By poison-spewing toads, I refer to Mark Levin, Chris Plante, etc.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () ()
Date: November 18, 2015 09:48AM

yep sure Wrote:
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> By poison-spewing toads, I refer to Mark Levin,
> Chris Plante, etc.

I have always called Mark Levin a "Constitution Thumper." Basically he is nothing more than a stereotypical Fire and Brimstone preacher/televangelist that uses the Constitution instead of the Bible.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Derppy ()
Date: November 18, 2015 09:55AM

Documented fact: Republicans are afraid of three year old babies.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: derrppy ()
Date: November 18, 2015 09:58AM

Oh awesome, maybe Thickness can weave hot political talk into his posts.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS Theater ()
Date: November 18, 2015 10:00AM

Mira Wrote:
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> Focus, people.
>
> Katie has goo drained from her jaw every year.


Oral Surgeon: OK, Katie, you should feel some numbing soon.

Robb: Hey, Doc, throw in a stitch for Daddy!

Cary (eyeing Robb's nether region): You better add a bunch of stitches.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is .... something ()
Date: November 18, 2015 10:09AM

Lil Mikey is 2. Mike, you were so close!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ms Thickness ()
Date: November 18, 2015 10:11AM

For God's sake, don't let him into this country! He'll kill us all!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: November 18, 2015 10:17AM

I guess LPS thinks with the camera placed higher (showing him from the chest up and hiding his expansive gut), he looks slim.

Um, that's a negative, LPS.
Attachments:
fey.JPG

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: November 18, 2015 10:22AM

yep sure Wrote:
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> The point is, there are plenty of places for you
> to parrot back things you heard those
> poison-spewing toads say yesterday, but this
> thread isn't one of them. Your opinion of the
> President doesn't have any place in a thread
> dedicated to critiquing The Mike O'Mera Show.


Part of what bugs name about Mike how little actual thought he puts into his political diatribes. Not his side politically but the laziness that shows in his arguments. Or sometimes hypocrisy.

But I see your point; that doesn't have to turn into a political debate here.

I WILL ask why guys like you are confident anyone you disagree with is parroting " back things you heard those poison-spewing toads say yesterday".

How'd you get a corner on the truth, Mike Jr?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ms Thickness ()
Date: November 18, 2015 10:25AM

You tell 'em, Rush!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: November 18, 2015 10:32AM

A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
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> yep sure Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The point is, there are plenty of places for
> you
> > to parrot back things you heard those
> > poison-spewing toads say yesterday, but this
> > thread isn't one of them. Your opinion of the
> > President doesn't have any place in a thread
> > dedicated to critiquing The Mike O'Mera Show.
>
>
> Part of what bugs name about Mike how little
> actual thought he puts into his political
> diatribes. Not his side politically but the
> laziness that shows in his arguments. Or sometimes
> hypocrisy.
>
> But I see your point; that doesn't have to turn
> into a political debate here.
>
> I WILL ask why guys like you are confident anyone
> you disagree with is parroting " back things you
> heard those poison-spewing toads say yesterday".
>
> How'd you get a corner on the truth, Mike Jr?

You agreed not to stir up political debate, then try to instigate more. Just leave it the fuck alone and get back to shitting on TMOS, will ya?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 18, 2015 10:37AM

Call Me Sharon, Not Mom Wrote:
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> Mira Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Focus, people.
> >
> > Katie has goo drained from her jaw every year.
>
>
> Goo = semen?

no...she's got a Doctors excuse to get out of blow-jobs for all eternity...Poor Daniel...He better get anal more than once a year

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 18, 2015 10:40AM

derrppy Wrote:
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> Oh awesome, maybe Thickness can weave hot
> political talk into his posts.


damn you

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: November 18, 2015 10:40AM

Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > yep sure Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The point is, there are plenty of places for
> > you
> > > to parrot back things you heard those
> > > poison-spewing toads say yesterday, but this
> > > thread isn't one of them. Your opinion of the
> > > President doesn't have any place in a thread
> > > dedicated to critiquing The Mike O'Mera Show.
> >
> >
> > Part of what bugs name about Mike how little
> > actual thought he puts into his political
> > diatribes. Not his side politically but the
> > laziness that shows in his arguments. Or
> sometimes
> > hypocrisy.
> >
> > But I see your point; that doesn't have to turn
> > into a political debate here.
> >
> > I WILL ask why guys like you are confident
> anyone
> > you disagree with is parroting " back things
> you
> > heard those poison-spewing toads say
> yesterday".
> >
> > How'd you get a corner on the truth, Mike Jr?
>
> You agreed not to stir up political debate, then
> try to instigate more. Just leave it the fuck
> alone and get back to shitting on TMOS, will ya?

I agreed you have a good point and I will avoid political debates. I was about to post, re-read your post and noticed you'd pulled Mike's classic tact of a reasonable statement with nice political jab of your own built in it. so I called you on it, you little baby. It's a question directed at you-- not political.

Why are your so confident everyone you disagree with is parroting poison and who put in charge of the discussion on this board?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ms Thickness ()
Date: November 18, 2015 10:43AM

Mega Dittos and Hillbilly heroin for everyone!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Rush Revere ()
Date: November 18, 2015 10:48AM

Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
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Your opinion of the
> > > President doesn't have any place in a thread
> > > dedicated to critiquing The Mike O'Mera Show.


O'Meara's as wrong as Obama about taking in undocumented Syrian immigrants.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: November 18, 2015 10:52AM

A Postrophe Kid Wrote:

> Why are your so confident everyone you disagree
> with is parroting poison and who put in charge of
> the discussion on this board?

I'm not getting into a pissing match on this trivial bullshit. But just so you know, you're debating more than one guy because I sure as shit didn't post the other stuff.

Go right ahead and post political stuff and draw this out. I don't give a rat's ass. I'm going back to shitting on TMOS. As Mira said, "focus."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: November 18, 2015 10:56AM

Rush Revere Wrote:
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> Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> Your opinion of the
> > > > President doesn't have any place in a
> thread
> > > > dedicated to critiquing The Mike O'Mera
> Show.

You're misspelling of O'Meara gives you away, numnuts. But I'm flattered that you posted under my name.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: November 18, 2015 10:58AM

Somebody peed in some libs cereal this morning.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Politics Schmolitics ()
Date: November 18, 2015 11:40AM

A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

> Part of what bugs name about Mike how little
> actual thought he puts into his political
> diatribes. Not his side politically but the
> laziness that shows in his arguments. Or sometimes
> hypocrisy.

To me this is the salient point. Mike likes to label himself a "political junkie", but he never fails to say he doesn't like it when the conversation "gets too wonky". Truth is, he doesn't understand nuance and knows dick about politics. Speaking of dick, if I hear one more time about how the Dick Morris interview turned him off of political talk I'm going to puke. He references that almost as much as he tells us how he likes to look at watches on the Touch of Modern website. No Mike, it wasn't Dick Morris who convinced you not to do political talk, it was your utter lack of knowledge and ability to tackle the subject that caused you to stop. Your point of view is not my problem, it's your inability to intelligently argue your point of view that frustrates me.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: SleazyCheesy ()
Date: November 18, 2015 11:43AM

Mike fucking sucks. Damn near 700 pages and people still can't figure this fact out.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Politicss Schmoliticss ()
Date: November 18, 2015 11:43AM

"Your point of view is not my problem, it's your inability to intelligently argue your point of view that frustrates me"

Ask Mike to tell you about the pot and kettle

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Rush Revere ()
Date: November 18, 2015 11:48AM

Politicss Schmoliticss Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> "Your point of view is not my problem, it's your
> inability to intelligently argue your point of
> view that frustrates me"
>
> Ask Mike to tell you about the pot and kettle


You don't know a third of Mike's politics. Just ask him!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thicknass ()
Date: November 18, 2015 11:56AM

All This Political Talk Will Cease As Soon As I Get My Maui Pics Developed - They Are At CVS Now - You Will Be Blown Away My Beautiful White Babies



C'est La Vie

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: November 18, 2015 11:56AM

Politics Schmolitics Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
Speaking of dick, if I hear one more
> time about how the Dick Morris interview turned
> him off of political talk I'm going to puke. He
> references that almost as much as he tells us how
> he likes to look at watches on the Touch of Modern
> website. No Mike, it wasn't Dick Morris who
> convinced you not to do political talk, it was
> your utter lack of knowledge and ability to tackle
> the subject that caused you to stop. Your point of
> view is not my problem, it's your inability to
> intelligently argue your point of view that
> frustrates me.


Mike always had a fantasy he could turn the tables on some of these blow-hards given half a chance. Like my pal Wolfman, Mike thinks the guys on the right are just mouthing talking points to get paid and to claims he could do it easily but has too much integrity. Well Dick Morris proved it wasn't that easy and I also remember him trying to shout down Ann Coulter and crying "why won't you answer the question..!"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 18, 2015 12:13PM

Rush Revere Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Politicss Schmoliticss Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Your point of view is not my problem, it's
> your
> > inability to intelligently argue your point of
> > view that frustrates me"
> >
> > Ask Mike to tell you about the pot and kettle
>
>
> You don't know a third of Mike's politics. Just
> ask him!

yessssssssssssssss

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 18, 2015 12:16PM

Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Rush Revere Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > Your opinion of the
> > > > > President doesn't have any place in a
> > thread
> > > > > dedicated to critiquing The Mike O'Mera
> > Show.
>
> You're misspelling of O'Meara gives you away,
> numnuts. But I'm flattered that you posted under
> my name.

Oldest trick in the book Hackk...I love the guy who registered peeekza..."wait, I didn't post that...i've been hacked"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: November 18, 2015 12:18PM

peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rush Revere Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > Your opinion of the
> > > > > > President doesn't have any place in a
> > > thread
> > > > > > dedicated to critiquing The Mike O'Mera
> > > Show.
> >
> > You're misspelling of O'Meara gives you away,
> > numnuts. But I'm flattered that you posted
> under
> > my name.
>
> Oldest trick in the book Hackk...I love the guy
> who registered peeekza..."wait, I didn't post
> that...i've been hacked"

Cheers, peek!
Attachments:
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 18, 2015 12:19PM

A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Politics Schmolitics Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> Speaking of dick, if I hear one more
> > time about how the Dick Morris interview turned
> > him off of political talk I'm going to puke. He
> > references that almost as much as he tells us
> how
> > he likes to look at watches on the Touch of
> Modern
> > website. No Mike, it wasn't Dick Morris who
> > convinced you not to do political talk, it was
> > your utter lack of knowledge and ability to
> tackle
> > the subject that caused you to stop. Your point
> of
> > view is not my problem, it's your inability to
> > intelligently argue your point of view that
> > frustrates me.
>
>
> Mike always had a fantasy he could turn the
> tables on some of these blow-hards given half a
> chance. Like my pal Wolfman, Mike thinks the guys
> on the right are just mouthing talking points to
> get paid and to claims he could do it easily but
> has too much integrity. Well Dick Morris proved it
> wasn't that easy and I also remember him trying to
> shout down Ann Coulter and crying "why won't you
> answer the question..!"

My favorite part about the AC interview was Buzz trying to act all aggressive, like he actually wanted to argue with her...It was like listening to Fred Sanford

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death ()
Date: November 18, 2015 12:51PM

No political talk? Okay, cool. Rules make the game more fun, and historically people who try to set rules here are among the most popular and successful.

Oh, wait. I got it mixed up. PEOPLE WHO TRY TO SET RULES ARE CATFUCKERS.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: November 18, 2015 12:57PM

This Is You're Old Buddie Potatoe Pud Popping In To Say Good Morning My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives, Very Busy Today, Bye Bye



Slv015

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: November 18, 2015 01:02PM

So LFF is feeling skinny enough (or in need of another way to get away from his son) that he's playing golf again. By the end of a seemingly endless opening, he had declared that 'the show' would buy (him) 500 golf balls (and good ones, too, not cheapy promotional ones) with mikeomearashowdotcom printed on them.

Thing is, O5car and Headdd were so distracted by LFF's idiocy in, for some reason, writing out 'dot' instead of using a period that they ignored that this is just another snowblower casual embezzlement scam by Mike.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: November 18, 2015 01:14PM

In addition to the Lufthansa Golf Ball Heist, Fuckadoodle made clear that he doesn't listen to his show when he's not on it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Way Oscar Says P!zza ()
Date: November 18, 2015 01:27PM

Rush Revere Wrote:
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> Politicss Schmoliticss Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Your point of view is not my problem, it's
> your
> > inability to intelligently argue your point of
> > view that frustrates me"
> >
> > Ask Mike to tell you about the pot and kettle
>
>
> You don't know a third of Mike's politics. Just
> ask him!

Nice!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ccradio ()
Date: November 18, 2015 01:54PM

Wait? Not! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So LFF is feeling skinny enough (or in need of
> another way to get away from his son) that he's
> playing golf again. By the end of a seemingly
> endless opening, he had declared that 'the show'
> would buy (him) 500 golf balls (and good ones,
> too, not cheapy promotional ones) with
> mikeomearashowdotcom printed on them.
>
> Thing is, O5car and Headdd were so distracted by
> LFF's idiocy in, for some reason, writing out
> 'dot' instead of using a period that they ignored
> that this is just another snowblower casual
> embezzlement scam by Mike.


So, just for the giggles I worked it out via 4Imprint dot com (VistaPrint doesn't do golf balls)...

You have to buy a dozen at a time, so that's 492 Titleist golf balls (41 dozen of the 'good ones').
One dozen is $56.99, but you get a discount as you buy more. 41 dozen golf balls is 53.24/box, for a total of $2182.84.
Add $35 for the imprint fee and we get a grand total of $2217.84.

They're going to have to sell 32 bone-us packages to pay for all that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Yep sure ()
Date: November 18, 2015 02:03PM

This is all so Mike can be a big swinging dick by handing them around at the club. (emphasis on 'dick') Not one will make it into a listener's hand.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Yep suree ()
Date: November 18, 2015 02:05PM

Is Mike a good golfer? It seems to be something he enjoys, but is he any good at it? Or, is his golf ability equal to his boating ability?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death ()
Date: November 18, 2015 02:10PM

I wonder if Fucklife has lost a bunch of golf balls lately and is looking for a way to get the showowowo to pick up his cost. The idea that he's going to promote the showowowowo by handing out golfballs is to use George Will's word "risible". My current prediction is it will happen right after the Sound of Music video. Just last week he was telling us about how he's constantly giving business cards to barbers and now he's going to carry golfballs around?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 18, 2015 02:11PM

Wait? Not! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So LFF is feeling skinny enough (or in need of
> another way to get away from his son) that he's
> playing golf again. By the end of a seemingly
> endless opening, he had declared that 'the show'
> would buy (him) 500 golf balls (and good ones,
> too, not cheapy promotional ones) with
> mikeomearashowdotcom printed on them.
>
> Thing is, O5car and Headdd were so distracted by
> LFF's idiocy in, for some reason, writing out
> 'dot' instead of using a period that they ignored
> that this is just another snowblower casual
> embezzlement scam by Mike.


#MikebeingMike

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Eric Bickel ()
Date: November 18, 2015 02:14PM

Titleist is bazilly...

wwwmikeomearshowdotcom

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 ()
Date: November 18, 2015 02:21PM

Yep suree Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Is Mike a good golfer? It seems to be something
> he enjoys, but is he any good at it? Or, is his
> golf ability equal to his boating ability?

He has said he regularly shoots in the 90's which is not good.

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