Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Donny
()
Date: February 03, 2009 03:26PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> The other night, I ate a massive feast at P.F.
> Chang's, then went home and proceeded to drink
> about 12 cheap beers. Needless to say, something
> bad was percolating in my guts.
>
> I finally felt the call, and went to the bathroom.
> I sat on the toilet for an hour, and nothing.
> Inside, it felt like a swarm of bees was going
> apeshit on my soft, fleshy organs. I cried. I
> begged. I offered my soul to the devil for sweet
> release. I tried medication, plungers, anything I
> could think of. I was desperate to be freed from
> the demon inside me. I contemplated suicide.
>
> Then I listened to the Mike O'Meara Show, and the
> suck factor caused my bowels to immediately empty.
> The toilet exploded as if it had been hit with an
> artillery shell. I collapsed into the fetal
> position, and there I praised God for my savior
> and His son, Mike O'Meara.
>
> So fuck all you haterz.
It's nice to know that the show is good for something.