Man, You guys are just clubbing the fuck out of rob today....Satan has had his way today..

Rob is short for Robert, not Robb. I think from now on we all spell Rob the way God intended.

397...Semper FatHead...
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Just clubbing Wrote:
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> Man, You guys are just clubbing the fuck out of
> rob today....Satan has had his way today..


Let me let you in on a little secret...Satan always wins...He's like a Charlestown Slot...You fuck with him and you'll be sleeping in your car...

Thy Name is Rob Wrote:
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> Rob is short for Robert, not Robb. I think from
> now on we all spell Rob the way God intended.


Exactly...It's not like his name is Robbert...It's one of those attention seeking tactics he uses to passively suck all the air out of the room..."I spell Rob with 2 Bs"....You know he did it just so he could correct people...

Just clubbing Wrote:
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> Man, You guys are just clubbing the fuck out of
> rob today....Satan has had his way today..

Did he have his way when Rob suggested an accident victim be left for 3 days to see if they came back like Jesus did? Twice in two days. He wasn't klubbed then.



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Just clubbing Wrote:
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> Man, You guys are just clubbing the fuck out of
> rob today....Satan has had his way today..


^ This is true,
you guys are just clubbing the living shit out of Rob tonight. Then again, Club away.

Cary: Carry on. It's giving me a much-needed break tonight. And the sense of community here for those unfortunate enough to know Robert W. Spewak is a wonderful thing. I draw strength from it.

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> > Man, You guys are just clubbing the fuck out of
> > rob today....Satan has had his way today..
>
>
> ^ This is true,
> you guys are just clubbing the living shit out of
> Rob tonight. Then again, Club away.


Don't mind if I do
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Robb = GORdon, in those Framily ads. No, you are fucking Rob now. Fuck your fucking games, asshat.

Cary and Carla: In honor of tonight's Robb roasting, we re-post our first tweet from February:

We hate (hate!) the missionary position. #tmos1000

What's funny is the whole podcast is catered to and still restrained by one shitty radio station in Iowa. TMOS is no different than any other radio show. They (O'Meara and crew) still don't get it.

Big time Rob roasting tonight.

Some light reading, Herr Spewack?
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Spoowak Wrote:
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> Here's our radio legend Rob whining about how his
> name is spelled in HIS DAUGHTER'S MIDDLE-SCHOOL
> yearbook. What mature adult wouldn't find this
> funny if presented with the same thing? Who the
> fuck would even give a rat's ass? And actually,
> the school got the spelling right. Congratulations
> to them for not going along with Spewak's schticky
> "boss DJ" spelling of his first name. What a
> complete dick.

a 40+ guy is complaining about his misspelled name in a middle school year book?
Asswipe seriously needs to get a real job.

Carla: Please don't pity SFF Mike. You're almost making me feel sad for him as well. Have at him!

Fun for the whole family.
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If I was Cary's dad and I found out Rob was laughing at my daughter for crying in the parking lot before going to work to support his worthless fat ass, I would invite him to my house to show him what a basement really looks like.

Mein Kampf for the win. Fact is, Rob shouldn't even be in his kid's middle school yearbook. He loves Nazis. It might be "a joke," in his mind. But the murder of innocent people simply because they were Jewish should never be a joke. Rob is a deplorable human being. Rob jokes about dead Jews and women having their faces ripped off by chimps, but WE are the "dark" ones. No wonder CBS won't have anything to do with that piece if shit.

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> Is that book like, really thin?


Fuck's sake, DVD cases have larger spines than that book... Or Blob(b) for that matter...

How active is that tub of shit on Twitter?

Robb: "We've got the same 20 news items from the Associated Press that every other talk show has, but it's our spin on them that makes them unique. It's like Iron Chef. We've got the same ingredients as everyone else, but we're going to make the best tasting food."


Those fuckers must have ate the "best tasting food." Cause it sure as fuck never made it to the show.

Ahahahaha
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> Robb: "We've got the same 20 news items from the
> Associated Press that every other talk show has,
> but it's our spin on them that makes them unique.
> It's like Iron Chef. We've got the same
> ingredients as everyone else, but we're going to
> make the best tasting food."
>
>
> Those fuckers must have ate the "best tasting
> food." Cause it sure as fuck never made it to the
> show.

They routinely turn chicken salad into chickenshit...wait...what?

Actually, Robb, "unique" is a good choice of word. It's definitely that. So was Cop Rock.

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> well adjusted Wrote:
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> > Is that book like, really thin?
>
>
> Fuck's sake, DVD cases have larger spines than
> that book... Or Blob(b) for that matter...
>
> How active is that tub of shit on Twitter?


He doesn't know how to twitter...but he thinks he's a real crackerjack facebooker because mouthbreathers and neckbeards hang on his every word

NOW I see why Steve Bridges has always liked Robb .... Here's an old tweet of his:

Steve Bridges @stevekcjj · 30 Sep 2012
Doesn't it ever cross Dora's mind that Boots the Monkey could rip her face off?

Robb, after WJFK's TMOS cancellation: "Mostly what I remember at that time is drinking a lot. There was never any reason to get up early or to go to bed at any sensible time. You think, 'Another drink? Sure, why not?'"

Yeah, why not?

So, one of the things I don't understand about TMOS, is clearly they don't like us. Ok, but I don't think they have ever attempted to "bring us back into the light".

Maybe some TMOS member made some posts here, but I don't think LFF, Head, or Bikini Slapper has ever popped up and said, "Hey, let's talk this out".

Why is that?

This thread is one of the major google returns for searching on TMOS, even those idiots should realize that it is better to keep your enemies closer than your friends.

Yet, they don't seem to understand. I'm sure they chalk it up as "haters gotta hate", but we come out in force more than their fans do.

I don't understand why one of those morons just doesn't pop up here and ask for a debate.

Maybe we are all wrong and they are executing on some grand plan that we can't see the light of.

It just seems strange to me. When I get a bad review on a textbook or paper that I write, I ask the person what the deal is. Often I missed something or I didn't explain the context correctly. Some things are totally alien to me, like "hey don't use red and green graphs without explaining which line is which, since I'm red - green color blind". Ok, I can understand that I'm ignorant of that viewpoint and I'll try to not do that in the future.

I simply don't get any level of awareness like that from TMOS.

So, if the LFF showed up here and said:

Hey, fucksticks this isn't an AMA, I'm doing this and out, lick it, pinch it, ...

1) Yes, I chucked a suitcase. No, it didn't leave a mark on Carla
2) Yes, her and her mom were strippers. Whom to better ride the pole than a 2nd gen stripper.? Jelly now?
3) We know the show sucks, but the mouth breathers keep us in $, so why change?
4) I never slept in the parking lot of a casino. It was at a rest stop just over the border
5) Oscar has given me more than 1 BJ
6) Buzz was an insufferable cunt, fucking rockets
7) Yes, I bought the snow blower with show money
8) Ronic couldn't sell a t-shirt to save his job
9) Yes, I hate Don and his success
10) Rob(b) is the funniest man I know

Peace out

It looks like we have officially demoted Robb to Rob. That is a good first step. I don't think we should stop until we get him taped to a tree.

I believe I've been saying "fat Rob" for some time now. Good to see you guys catching up (Foxforce Five).

Champ.

Cary: Boy, was it a Cosmo night for Robb. Ripped daughter's yearbook away from her when she got home, all excited to see if there were any photos of him from his talent show MC gig. "Yay!" he squealed when he caught sight of his plaid jacket. Followed quickly by "Nooooo!!!" when he saw that miserable middle school yearbook staff had failed to add his beloved second "b" to his name. Sets him apart, makes him special, don't you see? "Why can't anyone understand?"

The rest of the night I've heard what sounds like Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford emanating from his Elvis room. He's not watching Mommie Dearest, mind you, it's Robb.

What kind of person says "It ain't that hard, folks"?

Cary: My husband, on our wedding night, except for the "folks."

The second "b" isn't just silent, it's imaginary.

Cary, you don't have to go to Japan. Holla!

Cary: Though, now that I think about it, he did use that exact phrase that one time he was narrating his ill-fated attempt at a sex video. Before you get the wrong idea, my only involvement was walking in on him unexpectedly.

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> If I was Cary's dad and I found out Rob was
> laughing at my daughter for crying in the parking
> lot before going to work to support his worthless
> fat ass, I would invite him to my house to show
> him what a basement really looks like.


I know, right?

Mike in response to Cary tonight: "Zang!"

OMG, all you guys were on fire tonight.

Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Cary: My husband, on our wedding night, except for
> the "folks."


psssst
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well adjusted Wrote:
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> What kind of person says "It ain't that hard,
> folks"?


This guy
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Carla: At the risk of adding to the groundswell of sadness for Mike as a result of the book, I have to reveal he sent a Facebook message to Candace Bushnell today saying their high school class has another published author... I had to do the link to the Open Mike Amazon page in his message, so yes, if she opens it, she'll see that awful cover art. Told you it was sad.

Robb was a third wheel at his own wedding.

Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Carla: At the risk of adding to the groundswell of
> sadness for Mike as a result of the book, I have
> to reveal he sent a Facebook message to Candace
> Bushnell today saying their high school class has
> another published author... I had to do the link
> to the Open Mike Amazon page in his message, so
> yes, if she opens it, she'll see that awful cover
> art. Told you it was sad.


sadder still, they are so proud of the homerun they hit with the cover

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Robb was a third wheel at his own wedding.


Wanna bet the Dude in the Tie lives in Japan?

peek, was the Headd shot of Fat Rob further up also from his wedding? Same getup.

Thanks, Al Gore. The internet was a nice diversion tonight.

B&N is also carrying the paperback, and huh, there are no reviews yet. How about that, isn't that something?

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/open-mike-w-michael-kelley/1119662240?ean=9781499565164

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> peek, was the Headd shot of Fat Rob further up
> also from his wedding? Same getup.


Indeed it was
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It's almost like we were there.

The bridesmaid on the far left knew this was a baaad idea.

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> It's almost like we were there.
>
> The bridesmaid on the far left knew this was a
> baaad idea.


A night we'll cherish forever
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God… That chin. Looks like a dinosaur egg.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> God… That chin. Looks like a dinosaur egg.
What chin?
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Does he think that wearing his beard that way makes him look thin? I can't figure it out. It won't look good no matter what he does but this just... stops. It's like it is ill fitting. Like a t-shirt that hits 3 inches above his belly button. He wouldn't wear that but somehow it is acceptable for facial hair? No, man. Fix that shit. Either shave it all off or let it all grow. What you got going on now ain't working.



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Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Does he think that wearing his beard that way
> makes him look thin? I can't figure it out. It
> won't look good no matter what he does but this
> just... stops. It's like it is ill fitting. Like a
> t-shirt that hits 3 inches above his belly button.
> He wouldn't wear that but somehow it is acceptable
> for facial hair? No, man. Fix that shit. Either
> shave it all off or let it all grow. What you got
> going on now ain't working.


I think he wears it to serve as a dividing line between his neck and his face...otherwise you wouldn't be able to distinguish where one started and the other one ended...

I can't believe Mike wasted yet another segment on the fact that somebody rifled through his glove compartment

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> I can't believe Mike wasted yet another segment on
> the fact that somebody rifled through his glove
> compartment


Even worse, he's told the story twice and it still isn't clear. Something about a cardboard note or advertisement under the wiper, or not. Also, even in the temperate climate of Florida, wouldn't you prioritize the vehicle your wife and infant son are using on a regular basis over your fucked out, post-midlife crisis, rarely used, "hog"?

peekza Wrote:
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> The fact that they let a CD dictate the length of
> their show is a perfect example of how
> lazy/clueless they really are...Tell KCJJ to go
> fuck themselves and you'd have a much better
> show...

They could even have the best of both worlds ... record whatever podcast they want to, and then edit it down to 80 radio-friendly minutes before submitting it to KCJJ. I've never understood why they don't do that.

--Wrote this before fully catching up on the thread. Sorry if it's been addressed eight times already. Back to reading.

David M Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > The fact that they let a CD dictate the length
> of
> > their show is a perfect example of how
> > lazy/clueless they really are...Tell KCJJ to go
> > fuck themselves and you'd have a much better
> > show...
>
> They could even have the best of both worlds ...
> record whatever podcast they want to, and then
> edit it down to 80 radio-friendly minutes before
> submitting it to KCJJ. I've never understood why
> they don't do that.

Seconded. Ultimately the '80 minute CD' thing is just an excuse to do minimal work. That isn't news to anyone. It would be nice if they thought enough of their audience to just say it. Don't insult us.

David M Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The fact that they let a CD dictate the length
> of
> > their show is a perfect example of how
> > lazy/clueless they really are...Tell KCJJ to go
> > fuck themselves and you'd have a much better
> > show...
>
> They could even have the best of both worlds ...
> record whatever podcast they want to, and then
> edit it down to 80 radio-friendly minutes before
> submitting it to KCJJ. I've never understood why
> they don't do that.
>
> --Wrote this before fully catching up on the
> thread. Sorry if it's been addressed eight times
> already. Back to reading.

No, this is something that really just clicked for me as well. They have actually edited shows down for KCJJ before, it is not a hard and fast time slot limit. It's just too much work to do on a regular basis. Or, you know, they could buy the dumbfucks in Iowa an ipod, zune, sansa clip or any number of mp3 players that don't have an 80 minute maximum. Or play the mp3 file off a computer of some sort. They'd be totally fucked if they hadn't upgraded their cassette tape playback setup!

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> > God… That chin. Looks like a dinosaur egg.
> What chin?

It's Robb's personal and permanent human neck pillow. Oscar had to buy one for the airplane.

Mike's of the opinion that interviews are filler. "Filler" in this case means something that requires a) someone to book an interesting guest, and b) someone to do some interview prep. "It ain't that hard," to quote you, Rob.

The conveniently-located DC studio Oscar built ostensibly was going to result in many prominent TMOS guests. I guess LFF/SFF is resting on the laurels generated by his scintillating Chuck Bell interview. Maybe Bell is big in Coralville, Iowa.

Can we nominate TMOS for some Peabodys?

Don't forget the two creepy in studio newsgirl interviews too!

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > I can't believe Mike wasted yet another segment
> on
> > the fact that somebody rifled through his glove
> > compartment
>
>
> Even worse, he's told the story twice and it still
> isn't clear. Something about a cardboard note or
> advertisement under the wiper, or not.

I agree...I remember thinking when he first talked about it, and most definitely on the last show...

If there was a piece of cardboard with a phone number on it under your ransacked car's windshield, wouldn't it make sense to CALL THE DAMN PHONE NUMBER? Or show the cops and let THEM do it?
He keeps mentioning the piece of cardboard as if it is a major clue, and then never mentions it again.

IT HAD A DAMN PHONE NUMBER ON IT!!!!!!!! I'm no Poirot but methinks that might be a good piece of intel.

I kept on thinking that the cardboard was a key cog in the arrest...then never heard the explanation. I thought I had missed it because I listen at work.

Fan since 106.7 Wrote:
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> I kept on thinking that the cardboard was a key
> cog in the arrest...then never heard the
> explanation. I thought I had missed it because I
> listen at work.


Officer Squirrel new it was a significant clue, he just didn't know how it fit into the caper

I would pay to watch podcast hosts like Jesse Thorn, Jensen Karl, and Doug Benson listen to a Thursday episode of TMOS.

This was typed by a grown man (technically). Buy as many copies as you can, because that makes sense. Use them to line floor of your parrot's cage.
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Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> This was typed by a grown man (technically). Buy
> as many copies as you can, because that makes
> sense. Use them to line floor of your parrot's
> cage.


Holy shit snacks. They have no issues shilling, do they?

Do they have any concept of how they come across when they do this? I thought Oscar was into marketing.

bookie, brekkie, Mommy, winky, and just now, backie... and you think Cake and Cookies has too much baby talk.

OK, Rob is sad as well. When he makes a lame joke and immediately looks over in vain for affirmation from Oscar, his face utterly collapses.

Add pest control firm to list of Kappy's expected "premium product" sponsors....

Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> groundswell of
> sadness


That should be the title of something..

Yeah, so they really don't have to sell very many for this book to be a hit.

The last time I checked into this, selling around 2k to 4k books would be a hit from an off-market publishing house.

TMOS doesn't have to get all that many of their fans to buy a book in order to get into that ROM.

If they sold that many, a "Real" house would take interest and the krew would be asked to do another book.

Their book might even be print on demand, which would make sell thru not a big issue.

I write college textbooks in Engineering. A smash hit of a book, like, Sears and Zemansky's University Physics would sell maybe 40k copies. A textbook that is doing well is around 20k copies. Ok is like 5k copies. That is over the lifetime of an edition.

So, don't buy the LFF fucking book.

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> OK, Rob is sad as well. When he makes a lame joke
> and immediately looks over in vain for affirmation
> from Oscar, his face utterly collapses.


If you watch the vids, Robb is constantly looking over to oscar for his approval.

Luckily, Oscar is rarely listening.



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Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> > OK, Rob is sad as well. When he makes a lame
> joke
> > and immediately looks over in vain for
> affirmation
> > from Oscar, his face utterly collapses.
>
>
> If you watch the vids, Robb is constantly looking
> over to oscar for his approval.
>
> Luckily, Oscar is rarely listening.

It is sad that he derives all his self worth from what others think of him....That is why he is a still a fat pant load...

Is Oscar dead?
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Having heard the car thief story for the second time yesterday, I think the phone number card tie-in Mike was trying to make was that the card would be an excuse if the would be thief was caught prowling around cars in driveways. Since Mike checked the phone number and it was "some type of pet supply place" he is ignoring the obvious conclusion that his neighbors are tired of him letting his dogs shit in their yards and would like him to buy the things he needs to clean it up.

My contribution thanks to FHC's diy pic.

Edit here: Wow, didn't know so many people were afraid of book titles. I'll put it here until the page changes so you can still look at this thread at work.
http://imgur.com/UfSEmop



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Let's get a few more posts here shall we?

A new page is a good idea so we all don't get greeted by the lovely post above me every time we come to see if there's anything new.

I'll do my part by adding to the post count and for re-iterating that Rob is a fat piece of shit.

Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce Wrote:
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> Let's get a few more posts here shall we?
>
> A new page is a good idea so we all don't get
> greeted by the lovely post above me every time we
> come to see if there's anything new.


Does Rob's fat ugly face scare you that much?

peekza Wrote:
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> Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's get a few more posts here shall we?
> >
> > A new page is a good idea so we all don't get
> > greeted by the lovely post above me every time
> we
> > come to see if there's anything new.
>
>
> Does Rob's fat ugly face scare you that much?

I'm no mind reader but maybe the title of the book is what's doing it. You know, having that pop up on your screen a work or in a place that's inappropriate.

jhopkins Wrote:
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> Yeah, so they really don't have to sell very many
> for this book to be a hit.
>
> The last time I checked into this, selling around
> 2k to 4k books would be a hit from an off-market
> publishing house.
>
> TMOS doesn't have to get all that many of their
> fans to buy a book in order to get into that ROM.
>
> If they sold that many, a "Real" house would take
> interest and the krew would be asked to do another
> book.
>
> Their book might even be print on demand, which
> would make sell thru not a big issue.
>
> I write college textbooks in Engineering. A smash
> hit of a book, like, Sears and Zemansky's
> University Physics would sell maybe 40k copies. A
> textbook that is doing well is around 20k copies.
> Ok is like 5k copies. That is over the lifetime
> of an edition.
>
> So, don't buy the LFF fucking book.

Oops. I did. It'll be here on Thursday.

Doing my part for the 'new page' cause.



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Cunts be cunts.

Twats be twats.

I'm waiting for the book to show up used somewhere ($5 or so), then I can read the drivel without furthering their cause.

Mike had a hard time with the MRI tube because of his wide shoulders.

The MRI tech is incompetent because she's not a music expert ("Duh").

Per Oscar - like trying to fit a Tostitos into a Pringles can.

Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce Wrote:
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> Let's get a few more posts here shall we?
>
> A new page is a good idea so we all don't get
> greeted by the lovely post above me every time we
> come to see if there's anything new.


+10000000000

Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce Wrote:
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> Let's get a few more posts here shall we?
>
> A new page is a good idea so we all don't get
> greeted by the lovely post above me every time we
> come to see if there's anything new.


Adjusted it for you, to avoid 1-2 word posts for page count.

I just got an email telling me the book was out... These fuckers literally cannot unsubscribe me from their lists??? Fuck them and their retarded "tech!!!"

I would think a book sale of 5,000 copies would barely scratch even - maybe a pizza party and a couple cases of PBR. Really, there is just no money in it.

If I managed them, the first order of business would be to force them to drop the radio ass-kissing format and try to make something original.

Just listening to the Don Geronimo show from Friday. The show featured an interview with Adam Carolla and lasted over 3 hours as Don followed his many humorous and goofy tangents with no regard to the clock. Precisely how a podcast should be done. But that's not the point I wanted to make. His 'sidekick' Drew (who I think is 28 yo), gives him the due respect as a younger man would a veteran broadcaster with much more experience and success. What he doesn't do however is constantly agree with his and perpetually kiss his ass a la Spewak. They disagree on many subjects and Drew is not afraid to call Don out on his taste in music, movies, or whatever. This is in stark contrast to the constant ass kissing agreement that Rob gives LFF. I have heard Rob change opinions mid sentence once he kinds out that LFF likes or dislikes something. I find it very refreshing.

Mr Helper Wrote:
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I have heard Rob
> change opinions mid sentence once he kinds out
> that LFF likes or dislikes something.

Don knew enough to keep rob off the mic. Rob has no choice but to kiss ass, what else is he going to do?

Listening to today's show, Mike mot only gets the name of his book wrong, but once again forgets his sleep number is 75 says it's 85, corecting himself by saying it's Carla's that is 85.

He reversed the super long part of the book title calling it Open Mike: The Mike O'Meara show, from corporate etc. Not really a big deal if it was someone else talking about it, but it's his book, any normal person would get the name of their own book right.

Also, if I ever publish a book(never) I will make sure Amazon and Barnes & Noble get the title right, punctuation and all. Again, not huge, but I'd be pissed that they both replaced a comma with a colon.

The irony is that Rob, whose motto re. the TMOS audience (fans and critics alike) is NOT to give them what they want, does precisely that with the almighty LFF. Always.

"Come on Oscar, laugh, I said something funny! Please? PRETTY PLEASE? Oscar, are you listening? Because the LFF sure as hell is not. He's scratching that banana hanging off his ear that he calls an earlobe."
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Nigger, please! You'd really have to work hard to be offended by that book, because it's BACKWARDS!

How closely is your screen at work scrutinized? And aren't you already in trouble just for being here?

The good Lord gave you a scrolldown key. Use it, you pussy. You were clearly not a champ in high school.

Cary: Ain't too much sadder than the tears of a clown's wife.

Cary: Except to my clown husband.