Dr. Sanders T. Frank Wrote:
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> As a renowned medical professional, I would like
> to hopefully catch Mike O'Meara's eye.
>
> I know he checks in here.
>
> The following is a Wikipedia article outlining a
> sign for heart disease which was named after me.
>
> I have seen a picture of Mike's earlobe, and I'd
> say he has mere days to live.
>
> I may be too late already, actually.
>
>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank%27s_sign
Damn...that picture on Wikipedia is like nothing compared to Mike's ass-crack-like crease. I'm serious; Mike's is far more severe than that guy's.