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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Long Time Listener, First Time C ()
Date: August 29, 2014 09:48PM

Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce Wrote:
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> Oh I agree...
> But just once, I would like to see one of them
> mute Mike's microphone...

THAT would be hilarious.

The funniest moments Rob ever had on the radio was when Don would cut his microphone mid-sentence. It would be even funnier if it was done to Mike.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkins42 ()
Date: August 29, 2014 09:55PM

Hi, LPS.

Lame attempt to get us to listen to your show.

Eat a cock, plz

my name goes here Wrote:
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> Robby Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's the pavilion in Old Town Manassas.
>
>
> Ok fellow spewak haters. The most recent Cake and
> Cookies has you-know-who telling the world how
> badly he bombed announcing for the orchestra at
> the pavilion event, how all of his juvenile and
> weak puns and attempts at humor fell flat, and how
> the only person enjoying the spewak show was the
> lazy pile himself. He tries to spin and justify
> it (like you'd expect), Just wish Oscar was there
> to call him out on his bullshit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: August 29, 2014 10:03PM

my name goes here Wrote:
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> Robby Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's the pavilion in Old Town Manassas.
>
>
> Ok fellow spewak haters. The most recent Cake and
> Cookies has you-know-who telling the world how
> badly he bombed announcing for the orchestra at
> the pavilion event, how all of his juvenile and
> weak puns and attempts at humor fell flat, and how
> the only person enjoying the spewak show was the
> lazy pile himself. He tries to spin and justify
> it (like you'd expect), Just wish Oscar was there
> to call him out on his bullshit.

Either this is Fat Rob trying to drum up downloads, or I might have to actually listen to a "Cake and Cookies". (I throw up a little in my mouth every time I type that phrase.)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: JO Atnight ()
Date: August 29, 2014 10:06PM

Holy fuck so does weight not not work or is all that tater tot incrusted glute?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: August 29, 2014 10:09PM

Long Time Listener, First Time C Wrote:
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> Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Oh I agree...
> > But just once, I would like to see one of them
> > mute Mike's microphone...
>
> THAT would be hilarious.
>
> The funniest moments Rob ever had on the radio was
> when Don would cut his microphone mid-sentence. It
> would be even funnier if it was done to Mike.

Today's Failcast took me back in time. They mentioned how long they would delay Fat Rob playing any of his Jerry tapes on the original D&M show. Literally months of "maybe we'll get to that tomorrow." 20 years ago, I thought that was just, "Oh yeah, they were busy, I'm sure they want to address it." Now I realize Don was(LFF was too lazy and out of the loop to care/notice I'm sure) just fucking with the intern. Fat Rob probably recorded hours and hours of audio, then cut it down to what he thought was interesting, then had to sit on his bulbous hands for a few months until pity and a slow day intersected to allow him to play his terrible tapes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: World Famous Tatrz ()
Date: August 29, 2014 10:16PM

WOW, is that where Robb is now fat wise? No photoshop? He's like a 6 foot tall dude too. So I'm looking at 350 in the rearview and 400 a couple exits up!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: World Famous Tatrz ()
Date: August 29, 2014 10:23PM

Jeezuz! Look at that roll under his chin! I'm convinced that as soon as he's out the door to go to the show and away from Cary, it's a couple #1 meals and a bucket of soda. I bet he just tears the wrappers off and dumps the fries and everything in the bag and wears it like a feed bag on a horse while he drives.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 29, 2014 11:11PM

444...Semper Fat...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 29, 2014 11:12PM

Is he fatter now?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: World Famous Tatrz ()
Date: August 29, 2014 11:18PM

I think he is Peek, I'm being fair here, it's not the fit of the black shirt..I think he's given up. I mean you can see the huge jelly roll under his chin, THAT's bigger than the older pic for sure.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: World Famous Tatrz ()
Date: August 29, 2014 11:23PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Is he fatter now?


oh wow! thanks

please tell us more of what they said on their show pleaseeee

so interesting, neato!



so original calling him fat, wow so cool

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: enzo ()
Date: August 29, 2014 11:24PM

I want to thank you fellas for putting up that video of the podcast. I've never seen it before. It really changed how I look at these guys. I watched it for about ten minutes and realized that I could not understand ANYTHING that was happening. It seemed very 'inside.' I did not grok the inside personal stuff, the inside jokes, the references to each other, their plans......I didn't understand anything at all, and I was looking at them like I would look at sasquatch or Martians or octopus people. And then I realized that they have loyal fans and patrons. So, SOMEBODY IS GETTING IT!! I SIMPLE DON'T GET IT. Just like Mike says. He's right; I just don't get it. And I thought maybe it is how some people saw George Carlin or view Louis CK - they just don't understand why it is funny.

I saw Robb saying strange things and then laughing at what he had just said. Maybe it IS really funny! I just don't know. Maybe I'm too stupid to see how funny it is. Obviously, I am not smart enough or knowledgable enough to follow what is going on. BUT THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE FANS TELLS ME THAT THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING TOTALLY UNIQUE.

My problem before was that I was trying to make them fit into what I have seen on other podcasts: Carolla, Macdonald, Gilbert Gottfreid, Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussel, Dana Gould, Jim Florentine, Sadly Lacking.....but they do not fit any mold. They are doing something totally unique. I HAVE NO REFERENCE FOR IT. But that is my fault. I JUST DON'T GET IT!!!!!! I'm the stupid one. They must be on the razor's edge like Mitch Hedburg was or Aziz Ansari today. I'M NOT HIP ENOUGH!!

Maybe we should cut them some slack and sit back and try to learn something.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/29/2014 11:27PM by enzo.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: World Famous Tatrz ()
Date: August 29, 2014 11:50PM

sad Robb...up drinking and registering hater handles...pretty thin skinned for all that...er "skin"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 30, 2014 12:00AM

You aren't worthy to mention Mitch Hedberg's name!

Timely, but not worthy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fan since 106.7 ()
Date: August 30, 2014 12:52AM

Thanks to those who flagged it. That was a HUGE shut the eff up. I said that to a significant other with that intensity once...instant breakup. Please see the attached screencap from mid shut up.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 30, 2014 01:13AM

my name goes here Wrote:
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> Robby Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's the pavilion in Old Town Manassas.
>
>
> Ok fellow spewak haters. The most recent Cake and
> Cookies has you-know-who telling the world how
> badly he bombed announcing for the orchestra at
> the pavilion event, how all of his juvenile and
> weak puns and attempts at humor fell flat, and how
> the only person enjoying the spewak show was the
> lazy pile himself. He tries to spin and justify
> it (like you'd expect), Just wish Oscar was there
> to call him out on his bullshit.


Thanks for jumping on the grenade

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 30, 2014 01:16AM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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>
>
> Today's Failcast took me back in time. They
> mentioned how long they would delay Fat Rob
> playing any of his Jerry tapes on the original D&M
> show. Literally months of "maybe we'll get to that
> tomorrow." 20 years ago, I thought that was just,
> "Oh yeah, they were busy, I'm sure they want to
> address it." Now I realize Don was(LFF was too
> lazy and out of the loop to care/notice I'm sure)
> just fucking with the intern. Fat Rob probably
> recorded hours and hours of audio, then cut it
> down to what he thought was interesting, then had
> to sit on his bulbous hands for a few months until
> pity and a slow day intersected to allow him to
> play his terrible tapes.


good times...good times...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: World Famous Tatrz ()
Date: August 30, 2014 01:26AM

wow that looks like Vitriolic Hatred to me....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: World Famous Tard ()
Date: August 30, 2014 01:30AM

World Famous Tatrz Wrote:
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> sad Robb...up drinking and registering hater
> handles...pretty thin skinned for all that...er
> "skin"


ha! chasing fucking ghosts

how is that paranoia?

fucking delusional basement dweller

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Khfd ()
Date: August 30, 2014 01:39AM

World Famous Tard Wrote:
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> World Famous Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sad Robb...up drinking and registering hater
> > handles...pretty thin skinned for all that...er
> > "skin"
>
>
> ha! chasing fucking ghosts
>
> how is that paranoia?
>
> fucking delusional basement dweller

Is this some kind of retard haiku?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Daily Podcaster ()
Date: August 30, 2014 04:23AM

It's funny that Oscar always laughs in Robb's face when Robb gets aggressive. Not offended, angry, or intimidated in the least haha. Why would you take him seriously.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face ()
Date: August 30, 2014 06:54AM

enzo writes "... totally unique..." There's a linguist for ya.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: August 30, 2014 07:50AM

Carla: Can someone let Mike know when the first Tim Hortons will be opening in Ft Myers? He cannot wait to have doughnuts for lunch.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: American Twister ()
Date: August 30, 2014 08:09AM

Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Carla: Can someone let Mike know when the first
> Tim Hortons will be opening in Ft Myers? He cannot
> wait to have doughnuts for lunch.

Get it right: "He LITERALLY cannot wait . . . "

Oh, and a big Fuck You for the klub douche who registered "American Tourister." I've probably had ten names on this board, because I just won't register one, and, sooner or later, someone decides to register the one I'm using. Next name up! Register this one, too, why don't you?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: August 30, 2014 08:39AM

Nice mangling of the pronunciation of "endoscopy" on Friday's show by Spewak -- endo-scoppy. You'd think he'd have some familiarity with the word, but maybe he's only had colonoscopies to date...food has no trouble going down his maw, it's after that he runs into problems.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: August 30, 2014 08:48AM

Carla: Mike is not as gay as Robb, he'll have you know. He wears Ecco sandals, not Birkenstocks.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: August 30, 2014 11:30AM

American Twister Wrote:

>
> Oh, and a big Fuck You for the klub douche who
> registered "American Tourister." I've probably
> had ten names on this board, because I just won't
> register one, and, sooner or later, someone
> decides to register the one I'm using. Next name
> up! Register this one, too, why don't you?


I don't understand why you wouldn't register your screen names. Makes no sense.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 30, 2014 02:48PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> American Twister Wrote:
>
> >
> > Oh, and a big Fuck You for the klub douche who
> > registered "American Tourister." I've probably
> > had ten names on this board, because I just
> won't
> > register one, and, sooner or later, someone
> > decides to register the one I'm using. Next
> name
> > up! Register this one, too, why don't you?
>
>
> I don't understand why you wouldn't register your
> screen names. Makes no sense.


I agree....for the simple fact that you wouldn't have to type it in every time...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: P'oozy Rot ()
Date: August 30, 2014 06:22PM

enzo Wrote:
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> You'd have to pay me $300 to do that wood waif.
> But I doubt I could get it up.

Knowing your love of the tranny scene, I share your doubts.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Puxzxzxzxzy Riot ()
Date: August 30, 2014 06:33PM

Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Carla: Mike is not as gay as Robb, he'll have you
> know. He wears Ecco sandals, not Birkenstocks.

Whoa wait, what? Did I not point out weeks ago that they weren't "Birks"?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: enzo ()
Date: August 30, 2014 07:00PM

Hey, apostrophe S face Wrote:
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> enzo writes "... totally unique..." There's a
> linguist for ya.

Your confusing linguist with grammarian.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady Baltimore ()
Date: August 30, 2014 07:13PM

I don't know why Slobb thinks it's a good idea to shave his head. At least, he looked a little better with hair.

JO Atnight wrote:

>weight not not work

This should be the name of the product.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: PR ()
Date: August 30, 2014 08:20PM

enzo Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > enzo writes "... totally unique..." There's a
> > linguist for ya.
>
> Your confusing linguist with grammarian.

I'm betting Mrs. Enzo is thinking "That joke just writes itself."

Nope, confusing douche tranny fetishist with non-douche. Champ, he's the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Drakee ()
Date: August 30, 2014 08:30PM

Oh, the awesome time of year where Rob(b) incessantly posts about his hard-on for Jerry Lewis and the fucking MDA telethon.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: enzo ()
Date: August 30, 2014 09:08PM

Jesus, I laid down a bunt and it went right through Pussy's hands.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: World Famous Tatrz ()
Date: August 30, 2014 10:56PM

Re: Pagans MC

Posted by: MudBucket ()

Date: August 30, 2014 10:54PM


in 2008 or so, the Pagans were taken over by Mike "Slot Market" O'meara and his SA Robb "Magnetic Nose" Spewack, Mike rode a big gay red scoot with leather saddlebags filled with porkchops. He once whipped an entire chapter of Hells Angels by throwing suitcases at them and scaring them off. Good times. Mike retired to Florida after absconding with thousands of dollars owed to employees of his failed bar. He always said: "If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride!" It rains daily in Florida, so you know, Mike doesn't ride much anymore...

^^^^^^^
Haw haw!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Your enzo ()
Date: August 31, 2014 12:00AM

enzo Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > enzo writes "... totally unique..." There's a
> > linguist for ya.
>
> Your confusing linguist with grammarian.

No one is confusing you for someone who is articulate.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: H96Mh ()
Date: August 31, 2014 12:24AM

World Famous Tard Wrote:
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> World Famous Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sad Robb...up drinking and registering hater
> > handles...pretty thin skinned for all that...er
> > "skin"
>
>
> ha! chasing fucking ghosts
>
> how is that paranoia?
>
> fucking delusional basement dweller


LOL

they all think someone from their show actually reads this shit they spew

they are haters yet fanboys

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 31, 2014 12:50AM

Mike and Rbbbb have admitted on the show to checking in here

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: August 31, 2014 01:10AM

H96Mh Wrote:
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>
>
> LOL
>
> they all think someone from their show actually
> reads this shit they spew
>
> they are haters yet fanboys


Hi Robb!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: tcvgr8b ()
Date: August 31, 2014 10:11AM

Even we TMOS Facebook page members know Mike checks in here occasionally. He's mentioned this forum by name a couple times (driving some listeners here, no doubt). And it is undeniable that he's made a few changes to the show based on the more intelligent posts here (not many, but ones that are shared by more than you'd think on the FB page).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 31, 2014 11:18AM

thank you for sharing

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady Baltimore ()
Date: August 31, 2014 11:26AM

It won't be long now before Rob's using one of those motorized scooters when he makes his weekly trips to Costco.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 31, 2014 01:06PM

they're gonna take his feet soon....I thought Mike would be the First to Flipper...But he does just enough to stave off the saw....Guess Carla cares more than Cary huh?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 31, 2014 01:15PM

Scooters - sponsor possibility, Oscar.

Who sez we don't try to help TMOS?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 31, 2014 01:51PM

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Scooters - sponsor possibility, Oscar.
>
> Who sez we don't try to help TMOS?


Good idea....but why limit it to just scooters? I'm sure there is a bone-saw manufacturer that needs the kind of exposure that the best sounding podcast on the interweb could provide...Their listeners GET IT for God's sake...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 31, 2014 01:58PM

If Jerry Lewis is your profile picture, you are a Hack

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Costco Rob ()
Date: August 31, 2014 02:45PM

Rob will never use a motorized shopping cart at Costco. Why? Because shopping is "woman's work."

Rob may be a lazy man-child who can't provide for his family or earn the respect of his children. But that doesn't keep him from being a condescending male chauvinist douchebag to the real bread winner in the family.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: August 31, 2014 04:17PM

Carla: Who knew Select Comfort made counterweights? Per customer service, recommended for beds of those couples whose weight ratio is 3-1.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/31/2014 04:19PM by Cary and Carla.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 9YE7v ()
Date: August 31, 2014 06:52PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Mike and Rbbbb have admitted on the show to
> checking in here


LOL

they all think someone from their show actually reads this shit they spew

they are haters yet fanboys

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: August 31, 2014 07:16PM

9YE7v Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike and Rbbbb have admitted on the show to
> > checking in here
>
>
> LOL
>
> they all think someone from their show actually
> reads this shit they spew
>
> they are haters yet fanboys


Funny, coming from someone from the show.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: enzo ()
Date: August 31, 2014 07:32PM

It bothers me that I don't understand their humor. I'm going to rededicate myself to somehow try to understand what they are doing. This is obviously very advanced humor. It is like Fred Willard in Spinal Tap at the air force base. It is very dry and inside. I grew up on Jonathan Winters and George Carlin, but these TMOS guys stump me. I need to see what they are doing. Goddamn it, I'm going to see the funny in this. I'm starting to think that Robb Spewak might be the greatest comical genius of our time. It is up to me to understand what he is doing. It is very over my head.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 31, 2014 07:49PM

Maybe if they slowed it down and explained it to us comedy pleebs. They are like at 10,000 feet and we can barely make them out!

enzo Wrote:
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> It bothers me that I don't understand their humor.
> I'm going to rededicate myself to somehow try to
> understand what they are doing. This is obviously
> very advanced humor. It is like Fred Willard in
> Spinal Tap at the air force base. It is very dry
> and inside. I grew up on Jonathan Winters and
> George Carlin, but these TMOS guys stump me. I
> need to see what they are doing. Goddamn it, I'm
> going to see the funny in this. I'm starting to
> think that Robb Spewak might be the greatest
> comical genius of our time. It is up to me to
> understand what he is doing. It is very over my
> head.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: World Famous Tatrz ()
Date: August 31, 2014 07:53PM

It bothers me that I don't understand their humor. I'm going to rededicate myself to somehow try to understand what they are doing. This is obviously very advanced humor. It is like Fred Willard in Spinal Tap at the air force base. It is very dry and inside. I grew up on Jonathan Winters and George Carlin, but these TMOS guys stump me. I need to see what they are doing. Goddamn it, I'm going to see the funny in this. I'm starting to think that Robb Spewak might be the greatest comical genius of our time. It is up to me to understand what he is doing. It is very over my head.

^^^^^^
Good Luck! I've tried the same thing...I mean sometimes there's a nugget, but as far as getting it? It's very difficult...

I love the pic of Robb telling Oscar to GFH... now I know what a giant walrus looks like when it's harpooned in the wild...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 31, 2014 08:32PM

Maybe the show is like one of those posters you have to stare at for awhile to see a hidden picture.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: World Famous Tatrz ()
Date: August 31, 2014 09:26PM

Maybe the show is like one of those posters you have to stare at for awhile to see a hidden picture.

^____________^


Like this picture? Except this picture screams failure right away?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Seattle sux ()
Date: August 31, 2014 09:50PM

enzo Wrote:
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> I'm starting to
> think that Robb Spewak might be the greatest
> comical genius of our time.

Grammerians, linguists, bikers, tourists visiting Hawaii and the rest of us cringe at your use of the language, champ.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: True The Vote ! ()
Date: August 31, 2014 10:35PM

World Famous Tatrz Wrote:
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> Maybe the show is like one of those posters you
> have to stare at for awhile to see a hidden
> picture.
>
> ^____________^
>
>
> Like this picture? Except this picture screams
> failure right away?


But, YOU HAVE 100S OF PICS OF THE PEOPLE YOU HATE!!!

There is no level of fail above your personal level.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Racist Audio Clip ()
Date: August 31, 2014 10:38PM

Hey there

One of Double-Bee's favorite bits checking in. Nothing 'brings the funny' quite like making fun of other people because they look or sound different coming from an out of touch, elephantine, emotionally/intellectually stunted and trans fat-tacular Dee-double-E-Jay-Eh-Why. Don't you get it? The height of comedy is racing to an obvious observation and then beating it in to the ground talking over your coworkers to the rapturous Facebook likes of similar minuscule mental faculty featuring meat suits.

It's really not that hard "Champ", youa muss trie haddah or bring great disgrace to yo famiry. DAAAAA MAN WHO BROKE A DRAGON'S HEART.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: August 31, 2014 11:41PM

The whole making fun of people with asian accents is particularly ironic since LOLScar, the Human Hyena, A.K.A the Big O was suspended in Arizona for having a stand up comic on who made some racially insensitive comments.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 31, 2014 11:53PM

Hey, enzo, the Rosetta Stone to help you decipher Spewak's comic genius is right there waiting for you: Cake and Cookies. Please to report back with your findings.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: d6uyF ()
Date: September 01, 2014 12:44AM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> The whole making fun of people with asian accents
> is particularly ironic since LOLScar, the Human
> Hyena, A.K.A the Big O was suspended in Arizona
> for having a stand up comic on who made some
> racially insensitive comments.


oh wow! thanks

please tell us more of what they said on their show pleaseeee

so interesting, neato!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: September 01, 2014 12:50AM

MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
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> Maybe the show is like one of those posters you
> have to stare at for awhile to see a hidden
> picture.


nice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: September 01, 2014 12:50AM

Seattle sux Wrote:
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> enzo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm starting to
> > think that Robb Spewak might be the greatest
> > comical genius of our time.
>
> Grammerians, linguists, bikers, tourists visiting
> Hawaii and the rest of us cringe at your use of
> the language, champ.

amen

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: September 01, 2014 12:55AM

True The Vote ! Wrote:
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> World Famous Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Maybe the show is like one of those posters you
> > have to stare at for awhile to see a hidden
> > picture.
> >
> > ^____________^
> >
> >
> > Like this picture? Except this picture screams
> > failure right away?
>
>
> But, YOU HAVE 100S OF PICS OF THE PEOPLE YOU
> HATE!!!
>
> There is no level of fail above your personal
> level.

I'm not a forensic linguist, but wouldn't that be "there is no level of fail BELOW your personal level"? Seriously, is English your second language? Or are you just a Gavin level Klubber?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: September 01, 2014 12:56AM

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Hey, enzo, the Rosetta Stone to help you decipher
> Spewak's comic genius is right there waiting for
> you: Cake and Cookies. Please to report back with
> your findings.


you really are one cruel bastard aren't you?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike Fan ()
Date: September 01, 2014 01:46AM

I just took a painful shit. It clogged the toilet. I named it O'Meara shit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: GW6EG ()
Date: September 01, 2014 01:53AM

Mike Fan

so insightful, thank you for your post

bye

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: September 01, 2014 02:56AM

GW6EG Wrote:
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> Mike Fan
>
> so insightful, thank you for your post
>
> bye


Mike would drag that story out two segments

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: September 01, 2014 03:03AM

And it would make a Best Of episode.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: MikeD ()
Date: September 01, 2014 08:55AM

And it would be someone else's fault.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: September 01, 2014 08:58AM

Mike is talented that way. I'll leave it to others to make the circling the bowl analogy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: September 01, 2014 08:59AM

MikeD Wrote:
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> And it would be someone else's fault.

Yes, Kohler, American Standard, etc. Or the fast food place that overserved him.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: September 01, 2014 09:56AM

Don't forget, these guys aren't fat because of their horrid lifestyle choices.

It's heredity.

They are blameless.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: September 01, 2014 10:19AM

"I am barrel-chested, just like Dad was."

- Mike O'Meara



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/01/2014 10:20AM by Blobb Spewsack.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Groker ()
Date: September 01, 2014 10:37AM

I love when LFF tries to say, "Oh, my doctor says I'm in good health." It's amazing that he can even say those words out loud, because you KNOW his doctor has just thrown up his hands, and said, "If you don't lose the weight, you're going to die real soon."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wisher ()
Date: September 01, 2014 11:01AM

Groker Wrote:
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> I love when LFF tries to say, "Oh, my doctor says
> I'm in good health." It's amazing that he can
> even say those words out loud, because you KNOW
> his doctor has just thrown up his hands, and said,
> "If you don't lose the weight, you're going to die
> real soon."


One can only hope...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: September 01, 2014 11:29AM

Groker Wrote:
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> I love when LFF tries to say, "Oh, my doctor says
> I'm in good health." It's amazing that he can
> even say those words out loud, because you KNOW
> his doctor has just thrown up his hands, and said,
> "If you don't lose the weight, you're going to die
> real soon."



To be fair...the heart cath he took after he ate the porkchop came back fine...hahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: September 01, 2014 01:46PM

Cary: How many wives are like me and have lower voices than their husbands?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: September 01, 2014 02:21PM

Really kind of amusing that our husbands have Labor Day off...Free Cone Day at Ben and Jerry's we can see, but today?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: September 01, 2014 02:23PM

Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Really kind of amusing that our husbands have
> Labor Day off...Free Cone Day at Ben and Jerry's
> we can see, but today?


They labor every time they take a breath

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dr. Sanders T. Frank ()
Date: September 01, 2014 02:33PM

As a renowned medical professional, I would like to hopefully catch Mike O'Meara's eye.

I know he checks in here.

The following is a Wikipedia article outlining a sign for heart disease which was named after me.

I have seen a picture of Mike's earlobe, and I'd say he has mere days to live.

I may be too late already, actually.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank%27s_sign

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: September 01, 2014 03:58PM

Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Really kind of amusing that our husbands have
> Labor Day off...Free Cone Day at Ben and Jerry's
> we can see, but today?

Did you gals have your iCloud accounts hacked?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: September 01, 2014 04:56PM

No worries, mate. You've seen Robb's mirror selfies and you know Mike can't even mute his phone, you think they'd be able to take nude photos of us?

Oscar and Todd should be worried, though.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: September 01, 2014 05:29PM

MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
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> Cary and Carla Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Really kind of amusing that our husbands have
> > Labor Day off...Free Cone Day at Ben and
> Jerry's
> > we can see, but today?
>
> Did you gals have your iCloud accounts hacked?


I can't wait to hear Mike's take on Tuesday...And at some point Robbb will deliver one of his patented impassioned "Hey Man, if...." statements to really let you know he thinks that's not cool...Oscar, on the other hand , will concentrate on defending the knock against Apple for the leak...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: enzo ()
Date: September 01, 2014 05:31PM

I haven't listened to the show for a couple months. Now I have a good reason to tune in so I can analyze what Robbb is doing. There must be a reason for a Headd like that.

As for Cake n Cookies, I think Robbbb dumbs it down 'cause he's talking to a girl. He's doing a more sophisticated humor with Mike. I'll report my findings here.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 343mM ()
Date: September 01, 2014 06:06PM

enzo Wrote:
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> Jesus, I laid down a bunt and it went right
> through Pussy's hands.


Dude, you're married to a bunt.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: AIDS4enzo ()
Date: September 01, 2014 06:10PM

I actually enjoyed 8/28's show, but on Friday Fuckwaddle talks about how he gave his daughter "the talk" about learning lines before an audition, rather than downing 4 beers before his audition.

07/29/2014 Tuesday. Fuckwaddle didn't get into BU. Didn't Howard get into BU? He talked about getting rejected by all the "communications" programs? Programs don't reject you, universities (right thinking universities, anyway) do.

And at 18:38 and 18:53 and 36:50 and 37:43 Fat Robb says "sure" like he does, in that Fatt Rob kind of way. Do we believe that he and his mouthbreather housemates were known for having "the best parties on campus" and having "a way with the ladies"?

Cromwell Drive in Bethesda? Google maps that. Yeah, way to go to a city school, Fuckwaddle. Five year plan?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: September 01, 2014 06:22PM

343mM Wrote:
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> enzo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jesus, I laid down a bunt and it went right
> > through Pussy's hands.
>
>
> Dude, you're married to a bunt.


HiiiYOOOOOOOOOOO

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: enzo's Kaposi's Sarcoma ()
Date: September 01, 2014 06:24PM


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: enzo's Kaposi's Sarcoma ()
Date: September 01, 2014 07:04PM

enzo Wrote:
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> I haven't listened to the show for a couple
> months. Now I have a good reason to tune in so I
> can analyze what Robbb is doing. There must be a
> reason for a Headd like that.
>
> As for Cake n Cookies, I think Robbbb dumbs it
> down 'cause he's talking to a girl. He's doing a
> more sophisticated humor with Mike. I'll report
> my findings here.

We'll all sleep well knowing that our finest forensic linguist is on the job. "Findings".

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: September 01, 2014 09:47PM

enzo Wrote:
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> I haven't listened to the show for a couple
> months. Now I have a good reason to tune in so I
> can analyze what Robbb is doing. There must be a
> reason for a Headd like that.
>
> As for Cake n Cookies, I think Robbbb dumbs it
> down 'cause he's talking to a girl. He's doing a
> more sophisticated humor with Mike. I'll report
> my findings here.

Good luck, enzo. In the last C&C Spewak discusses his humor and how he's flummoxed why he flopped at the big gig of intro'ing the renowned Manassas Symphony. He ran tape of himself so you and he could analyze it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: September 01, 2014 10:20PM

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> enzo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I haven't listened to the show for a couple
> > months. Now I have a good reason to tune in so
> I
> > can analyze what Robbb is doing. There must be
> a
> > reason for a Headd like that.
> >
> > As for Cake n Cookies, I think Robbbb dumbs it
> > down 'cause he's talking to a girl. He's doing
> a
> > more sophisticated humor with Mike. I'll
> report
> > my findings here.
>
> Good luck, enzo. In the last C&C Spewak discusses
> his humor and how he's flummoxed why he flopped at
> the big gig of intro'ing the renowned Manassas
> Symphony. He ran tape of himself so you and he
> could analyze it.


the horror...the horror...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fan since 106.7 ()
Date: September 01, 2014 10:52PM

Sheesh....the Tony Perkins Show is pleasant as hell. McEwen ain't bad either. And Rob and Joe is obviously hilarious. The MORE/RELM universe is finally getting interesting.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: September 01, 2014 11:22PM

World Famous Tatrz Wrote:
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> Maybe the show is like one of those posters you
> have to stare at for awhile to see a hidden
> picture.
>
> ^____________^
>
>
> Like this picture? Except this picture screams
> failure right away?

This...this is funny.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: September 01, 2014 11:30PM

Dr. Sanders T. Frank Wrote:
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> As a renowned medical professional, I would like
> to hopefully catch Mike O'Meara's eye.
>
> I know he checks in here.
>
> The following is a Wikipedia article outlining a
> sign for heart disease which was named after me.
>
> I have seen a picture of Mike's earlobe, and I'd
> say he has mere days to live.
>
> I may be too late already, actually.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank%27s_sign

Damn...that picture on Wikipedia is like nothing compared to Mike's ass-crack-like crease. I'm serious; Mike's is far more severe than that guy's.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry K. ()
Date: September 02, 2014 01:38AM

Doni's podcast is back tomorrow. Seems like he had some issues sending out notices to subscribers, so he's making it free for everyone.

http://dongeronimopodcast.com/the-first-ones-always-free-so-is-tomorrows-debut-show/

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: JO Atnight ()
Date: September 02, 2014 08:28AM

Getting ready for Don's show. Cannot wait to hear the RELM bashing!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bashed ()
Date: September 02, 2014 09:30AM

Wow, RELM bash does not disappoint. Happening now, free.

"I was betrayed by Buzz".

http://dongeronimopodcast.com/

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: JO Atnight ()
Date: September 02, 2014 09:34AM

ahahahahah this is great fuck Buzz,Marc and Lowell. YOu know All 3 of these fucks are listening right now to see what Don has to say. I believe Don, i mean look you know Marc has taken all the money to pay for his divorce, probably owes a ton in back child support. Hes gotta have money to fancy his new g/f. Buzz's AARP hasnt kicked in quiet yet.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/02/2014 09:59AM by JO Atnight.

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