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At least they are easy to pick out. Fat, childless, marginally employed and wearing a TMOS T-shirt that means "Suck a Dick." Best fans in the world.
LFF Stalkers Wrote:
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> At least they are easy to pick out. Fat,
> childless, marginally employed and wearing a TMOS
> T-shirt that means "Suck a Dick." Best fans in the
> world.
Even easier as the guidelines are the same for the male and female fans.
Seriously, dude? Check the forum or Google it. Or go to their website. It's pretty obvious which episode it is.
Manager1 Wrote:
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> jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> > In the newest Oscar fight show, it was
> wonderfully
> > delicious when the LFF complained that Oscar
> had
> > so many projects and TMOS was all the LFF had
> > after being fired so many times.
> >
> >
> >
> > That show was amazing. I want 1000 more of
> those.
>
>
> What show number? I definitely want to hear this
> fail.
I realize the LFF is an idiot, but does he really think that by not having video, we can't do the mental photoshopping and imagine his jowls turning red while he pokes a pointed finger at Oscar over Skype?
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Notice that Robb finally gave up.
>
> He's pretty horrible at trolling; not surprised he
> threw in the towel.
He's just taping the Tony Perkins show right now, he'll be back to bringing the funny as soon as he's done kissing Tony's ass
Robb has to realize this thing is going to crash and burn the minute Mike throws in the towel, right? Kissing Perkins' ass or doing C&C isn't going to matter when Mike hangs it up because there won't be a MORE network.
Robb Spewakk Wrote:
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> Robb has to realize this thing is going to crash
> and burn the minute Mike throws in the towel,
> right? Kissing Perkins' ass or doing C&C isn't
> going to matter when Mike hangs it up because
> there won't be a MORE network.
In his mind, that's when he swoops in and picks up the pieces...At the very least, C&C will still be able to fill time Saturdays on KCJJ
Glad you all caught that... you see Robb. .some stand right beside you for a very long time. ..and wait for you to shut up. And when Mike started talking about trust. ..nary a peep o mint out of you. No jokes about trust?
Mike the knife isn't in O5car's hand. .
you can be paranoid. ...but be sure...
Robb's an asshole of the enth degree.
so be a man...I am. I'm so close to all of you. You'd shit....
Lots of people worked for dnm for a long time...Mike. we mostly agree Robb sucks. But we all agree Robb is the problem. Now you know. ..you're on your own. Good luck.
DOODIE-BOY69 Wrote:
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> At least CAL-Neva has a good sports book. THe
> Sands is pretty shitty too.But of the large
> Casinos, Cirus-Circus stinks, old and rundown. I
> always stay at the Peppermill.
Does anyone know if Annie Yu is going to the Reno show? She is so hot. I have always wanted to go down on her!
Love how the Blubbers try to make us look bad. We don't goof on your fantasies Robb. ..just your reality. .
anyone know if Carla will be there...I got some fuck for her....
Mike..tell Robb to stop. ..I can make it hurt worse.
I'm guessing the reason we haven't seen any more from the klubber this weekend is because someone called him/her out for posting every half hour in a Saturday and (rightfully) told them their life must be boring as fuck.
The klubber has been sitting on his couch all weekend, reading every single post but not responding to create the illusion that they have a life. I'm assuming one of their first posts on Monday will be about how they couldn't post on the weekend (even though they posted for 10 hours on Saturday) because they have a life, unlike the posters here. Should be fun
Great angle... and point like Carey's taters. They can't do it. We're 24/7. We're not really haters. We are simply concerned. Mike work on impressions. ..O5car get revenue...Robb shut the fuk up. Shit I'd listen to Mike and Big O ragg all day. Without Robb.
go on big O!!
financial genius Wrote:
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> Mike rented a car for a month while Carla had the
> car wherever she was. Nice.
And he STILL couldn't manage to return the car key. The simplest of tasks, failed again. Damn genetics!
Mike D1 Wrote:
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> > Mike rented a car for a month while Carla had
> the
> > car wherever she was. Nice.
>
>
> And he STILL couldn't manage to return the car
> key. The simplest of tasks, failed again. Damn
> genetics!
As I don't listen . . . how did he NOT return a key on a car rental?
I couldn't figure out why he had a rental car haha. I was very confused, but I refuse to rewind TMOS unless there's some sort of bombshell. Maybe he couldn't bike because of his injuries, so I'll cut him a tiny break. Still weird though.
For a minute, it sounded like he wasn't that far away from getting tasered by TSA.
I know we are mostly guys here and this will likely be the gayest thing I type today, but...
You are Cary, it's 11:30 and the LPS has 6 Old Fashions in him and you could here him belting out show tunes. You know that any minute he'll stumble into the bed room and want to make fuck on you.
What do you do:
Pretend to be asleep and count the days to your next Japan trip?
Give in and hold on for 3 seconds, 'til it rolls off and starts snoring
0 chance she has looked forward to having sex with her husband for 15 years or so
jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> I know we are mostly guys here and this will
> likely be the gayest thing I type today, but...
>
> You are Cary, it's 11:30 and the LPS has 6 Old
> Fashions in him and you could here him belting out
> show tunes. You know that any minute he'll
> stumble into the bed room and want to make fuck on
> you.
>
> What do you do:
>
> Pretend to be asleep and count the days to your
> next Japan trip?
>
> Give in and hold on for 3 seconds, 'til it rolls
> off and starts snoring
>
>
> 0 chance she has looked forward to having sex with
> her husband for 15 years or so
I'm sure all she has to do to kill the mood is ask how the job hunt went
peekza Wrote:
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> jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> > I know we are mostly guys here and this will
> > likely be the gayest thing I type today, but...
> >
> > You are Cary, it's 11:30 and the LPS has 6 Old
> > Fashions in him and you could here him belting
> out
> > show tunes. You know that any minute he'll
> > stumble into the bed room and want to make fuck
> on
> > you.
> >
> > What do you do:
> >
> > Pretend to be asleep and count the days to your
> > next Japan trip?
> >
> > Give in and hold on for 3 seconds, 'til it
> rolls
> > off and starts snoring
> >
> >
> > 0 chance she has looked forward to having sex
> with
> > her husband for 15 years or so
>
>
> I'm sure all she has to do to kill the mood is ask
> how the job hunt went
Let's imagine -- for one second -- Rob(b) having a normal human's job, requiring that he show up at 8:30, and work through the day, and leave at 5:30 or so. How many days until his co-workers gutted him with a dull knife? The suicide rate in his office would skyrocket. The people in the cubes near him (no way he'd have an actual office) would be screaming in agony.
Rob(b) The Unemployable Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> > > I know we are mostly guys here and this will
> > > likely be the gayest thing I type today,
> but...
> > >
> > > You are Cary, it's 11:30 and the LPS has 6
> Old
> > > Fashions in him and you could here him
> belting
> > out
> > > show tunes. You know that any minute he'll
> > > stumble into the bed room and want to make
> fuck
> > on
> > > you.
> > >
> > > What do you do:
> > >
> > > Pretend to be asleep and count the days to
> your
> > > next Japan trip?
> > >
> > > Give in and hold on for 3 seconds, 'til it
> > rolls
> > > off and starts snoring
> > >
> > >
> > > 0 chance she has looked forward to having sex
> > with
> > > her husband for 15 years or so
> >
> >
> > I'm sure all she has to do to kill the mood is
> ask
> > how the job hunt went
>
> Let's imagine -- for one second -- Rob(b) having a
> normal human's job, requiring that he show up at
> 8:30, and work through the day, and leave at 5:30
> or so. How many days until his co-workers gutted
> him with a dull knife? The suicide rate in his
> office would skyrocket. The people in the cubes
> near him (no way he'd have an actual office) would
> be screaming in agony.
They would probably bludgeon him on the way to his cARRRRRR
Bain from Batman Wrote:
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> Children, it is important to remember that Bain
> from Batman does not endorse either the smoking of
> the "boo" or the double granny fuck.
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> Bain from Batman Wrote:
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> > Children, it is important to remember that Bain
> > from Batman does not endorse either the smoking
> of
> > the "boo" or the double granny fuck.
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> Bane.
Proofter Wrote:
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> jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> > ... and you could here him belting out
> > show tunes.
>
> You ought to turn off autocorrect. You come across
> as an illiterate technical writer.
Poor Mike, makes it back to FL only to find his internet has been all used up. They got half the show out though. I tuned in at the end of what was apparently another political rant. I'm not too upset I missed it.
peekza Wrote:
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> Proofter Wrote:
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> > jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> > > ... and you could here him belting out
> > > show tunes.
> >
> > You ought to turn off autocorrect. You come
> across
> > as an illiterate technical writer.
>
>
> Like Mike's autobiographer?
Naw, he's only timid, cold and boring, but at least he understands homophones.
Great! So he has a couple of interesting shows with a little controversy then drives the Failcast right back into a ditch with a political rant.
Fail Harder!
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> hahahahahahaha Wrote:
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> > What the...
> >
> > -
>
>
> Instead of creating content for the bonus show,
> they played a card/board game...... Riveting. I'm
> so glad they never suckered any money out of me.
Mike never says anything of value about politics. Yes not as thoughtful as a bunch of college sophmores debating politics. Yawn. Why doesn't he know when to stop saying the same sentences, over and over again? Because that's what he did today.
A transcript would be hilarious. When is he going to start that political party? (Never forget - that was a serious idea from Mike)
He forgot to turn the key in at the rental car counter. Realized it at security. It's TSA's fault he almost got tased. TSA guy raised Mike's Irish and Mike called him Barney, which didn't go over too well (as a normal person would have realized). Mike's interactions with nearly everyone seem to end up acrimonious exchanges. Boy, does he bring the funny when he's out and about.
Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> He forgot to turn the key in at the rental car
> counter. Realized it at security. It's TSA's fault
> he almost got tased. TSA guy raised Mike's Irish
> and Mike called him Barney, which didn't go over
> too well (as a normal person would have realized).
> Mike's interactions with nearly everyone seem to
> end up acrimonious exchanges. Boy, does he bring
> the funny when he's out and about.
Oh, so just another occasion when the fat bastard fucks up, and when somebody points it out, he becomes defensive and aggressive, and tries to turn it into a whole big debacle.
Iron Log Wrote:
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> Remember when Don Geronimo mattered? Does anyone
> listen? How's it going? The pay wall may as well
> be the Berlin Wall.
It's only been two months! Still waiting on my code...that's why I have to listen to TMOS in the meantime.
Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> He forgot to turn the key in at the rental car
> counter. Realized it at security. It's TSA's fault
> he almost got tased. TSA guy raised Mike's Irish
> and Mike called him Barney, which didn't go over
> too well (as a normal person would have realized).
> Mike's interactions with nearly everyone seem to
> end up acrimonious exchanges. Boy, does he bring
> the funny when he's out and about.
Clearly it was the TSA guy's fault...He didn't know who Mike was
That's kind of my point. Two months in and Don has essentially vanished. No iTunes, and no huge social media Buzz from what I can tell.
RK Wrote:
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> Iron Log Wrote:
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> > Remember when Don Geronimo mattered? Does
> anyone
> > listen? How's it going? The pay wall may as
> well
> > be the Berlin Wall.
>
>
> It's only been two months! Still waiting on my
> code...that's why I have to listen to TMOS in the
> meantime.
Iron Log Wrote:
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> Remember when Don Geronimo mattered? Does anyone
> listen? How's it going? The pay wall may as well
> be the Berlin Wall.
And yet he's still more relevant than Buzz and the rest of the RELM grifters, so there's that
So we think that TMOS gets anywhere from 20-40 downloads/listens an episode. Would love to know what MandL, RELM's top show, and Don gets on a per episode basis.
peekza Wrote:
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> Iron Log Wrote:
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> > Remember when Don Geronimo mattered? Does
> anyone
> > listen? How's it going? The pay wall may as
> well
> > be the Berlin Wall.
>
>
> And yet he's still more relevant than Buzz and the
> rest of the RELM grifters, so there's that
Paywall guy Wrote:
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> Don has been behind a paywall since April
> He was just in the news last week a pot the Ki ga
> selling him time then KHTK vetoing the deal
Iron Log Wrote:
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> And the two biggest things he did on Relm was:
>
> a] join Relm
> b] leave Relm
>
> Paywall guy Wrote:
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> > Don has been behind a paywall since April
> > He was just in the news last week a pot the Ki
> ga
> > selling him time then KHTK vetoing the deal
And RELM's two most newsworthy accomplishments consisted of signing Don and keeping most of his subscription money. For those keeping score, Don is ahead by a longshot
bubbyman Wrote:
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> Hurry, someone tell Cary the DOI is hiring
> cartographers.
Do they offer benefits? If not, she can't afford to leave that high paying retail job with Jones NY, because you know, Robbbb is currently unemployed(even though he has claimed twice on C&C that HE pays the mortgage)
Iron Log Wrote:
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> Remember when Don Geronimo mattered? Does anyone
> listen? How's it going? The pay wall may as well
> be the Berlin Wall.
"mattered"...... mattered to whom? These are just everyday jerkoffs who cannot make a living doing anything else. What they say may be entertaining on an occasional basis, but they do not "matter". They provide nothing of relevance to real world issues or problems, they do not contribute to the betterment of society. They hide behind their "causes" (i.e. Haitian Angels or whatever it was fucking called) to try to seem to care, but they do not really care. Why would I pay someone to listen to their meaningless arguements about who said to unfriend who? Who gives a shit about any of that. Come on. Yes Mike, take this personallly. It is all about you dick. Step up, make a stance and decide who you really are and do it. Stop hiding behind a failed podcast and then blaming your "partners". It is your show. I enjoy listening to you when you are passionate about something, but you just cannot execute on a daily basis. You need to decide that you are going to do this or not. You can be a (insert your choice of any nationally syndicated radio personality) but you have to fucking commit. And by commit I mean really research and discuss the issues, take the difficult phone calls, push to have real guests. Otherwise your show is nothing other than an hour of backround noise most people have on while doing other things. You are better than that.
In case this isn't clear, I don't care about RELM. I'm just anti-subscription podcasts. I think it's a poor move, and those that have done it are a good example. Never Not Funny went to a free/pay hybrid after years of toiling away quietly, and Leykis was always hybrid.
Don has barely, if at all, been mentioned here for a month. Twitter ain't exactly abuzz. That's my point.
peekza Wrote:
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> Iron Log Wrote:
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> > And the two biggest things he did on Relm was:
> >
> > a] join Relm
> > b] leave Relm
> >
> > Paywall guy Wrote:
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> > > Don has been behind a paywall since April
> > > He was just in the news last week a pot the
> Ki
> > ga
> > > selling him time then KHTK vetoing the deal
>
>
> And RELM's two most newsworthy accomplishments
> consisted of signing Don and keeping most of his
> subscription money. For those keeping score, Don
> is ahead by a longshot
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> I have a great game. "Robb's Resume"
>
> Me first!
>
> I can play mp3s through a 12 channel Mackie board.
I can laugh nonsensically at the slightest prompting.
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> I have a great game. "Robb's Resume"
>
> Me first!
>
> I can play mp3s through a 12 channel Mackie board.
Iron Log Wrote:
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> In case this isn't clear, I don't care about RELM.
> I'm just anti-subscription podcasts. I think it's
> a poor move, and those that have done it are a
> good example. Never Not Funny went to a free/pay
> hybrid after years of toiling away quietly, and
> Leykis was always hybrid.
>
> Don has barely, if at all, been mentioned here for
> a month. Twitter ain't exactly abuzz. That's my
> point.
>
The best thing about Don's show is that he is still using the formula that got him started, it never sounds forced and when something falls flat, he's pretty quick to end it. Paying for it isn't too bad because even after the 10-15 minute intro you get over 2 hours of commercial free entertainment. The only problem I have is the price. Maybe by the time my free run is up, he'll realize a lot of people aren't going to pay more for him than Netfix.
I'd say current subs are pretty happy overall though, threads like this one pop up pretty quick when people aren't happy. This one started day one.
Cary: Robb told me Cake and Cookies has a niche audience. Accidental downloads from people looking for a baking podcast, I suggested. He didn't even smile. Just turned and went back downstairs to listen to his first loves, Elvis and old radio rejoiners.
Mike had an epiphany at the Clinic...He thinks his obesity might tie in to all his health "problems"...Also, he did not eat a pork chop, so it must not be serious.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Robb's Resume:
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>
> I am ready at a moments notice to replace any
> middle-school actor.
>
> Full mixed wardrobe and make-up kit in trunk.
Hahaha. And with that. FFXU has won yet another "war" with a klubber.
It blows my mind how fucking stupid some of them are. "Well, I've gotten destroyed every time I've tried to actually post, so now I'm just going to eat up a bunch of space on their site. That'll show them!". So dumb.
I don't know if it finally got to him or he's just posting the lyrics to his version of "A Few of My Favorite Things", just add Kraft Baby Marshmallows and it sounds like one of his holiday recipes.
They were trading in their Crown Vic for a 300 (or something like that).
Cary filled up the tank on the crown vic and the LPS went on and on about how stupid she was to do that since it doubled the value of the car (aka the car and the gas have equal value)
Her $ paid for that gas
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/06/2014 08:00PM by jhopkinsffxu.
You basically just admitted defeat with that stretch of posts. Every time one of you trolls fizzles out, their parting shot is a mass of white space posts. Do you actually think that's going to piss us off? Or teach us a lesson? You just made yourself look even dumber than you had previously. Congrats. You are a great representative of the fanclub. You must make them all proud.