Is it my imagination or when Mike gets called out he goes right for the fat jokes. Hello? I'd say a little case of the pot calling the kettle black. I actually feel bad for Robb because I've been on the receiving end of those particular barbs more than once and told I should do the world a favor and kill myself. Over all I think Mike needs another shot of Testosterone. He is sounding like a woman.

k2dof Wrote:
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> Is it my imagination or when Mike gets called out
> he goes right for the fat jokes. Hello? I'd say a
> little case of the pot calling the kettle black. I
> actually feel bad for Robb because I've been on
> the receiving end of those particular barbs more
> than once and told I should do the world a favor
> and kill myself. Over all I think Mike needs
> another shot of Testosterone. He is sounding like
> a woman.


Killin it dawg!

If Mike hurries and gets that Testosterone shot, they still have time for Carla to get her pregnant Reno drinking in.

474...Semper Fat...
Attachments:

And of course, Robb is barefoot.

And he can't find proper Waist/Length jeans because he is so fat, so he folds them up.

Look at the size of his sasquatch-like head!

There is so much to dislike.

Old Don and Mike show fan here. I have lurked on this site for 10 or so years, don't listen to Mike. He just seems like a second banana and unworthy of even a failcast.

But I have to ask you regular losers and this comes from an irregular loser:

1. Is Carla his wife? She is very easy on the eyes in the pix I have seen.
2. If so, how did he get her with all the money problems, etc. or did he snag her prior to his problems?

Buzz looks happy.

Just a Little Fun Wrote:
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> Buzz looks happy.


It's just the facelift

Anyone catch it yesterday when Mike mentioned he takes a bigger slice "because he deserves it"? Moments after bemoaning the fact that Oscar thinks of TMOS as Mike's show.

It doesn't really take much to evade Cary W. He has a problem with white page spamming but has no issue with assholes making sexualized comments about underage girls. So he can really go fuck himself and you can go fuck yourself.

Here's what killed me.

1. The whole show, bemoans the fact that Oscar thinks of TMOS as Mike's show.

2. Gets pressed, and admits that he thought of The Don and Mike Show as Don's.

I'mTrying Wrote:
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> It doesn't really take much to evade Cary W. He
> has a problem with white page spamming but has no
> issue with assholes making sexualized comments
> about underage girls. So he can really go fuck
> himself and you can go fuck yourself.


Your name is I'mTrying but it should be I'mFailing.

Clever. Did your 3rd grader come up with that?

I'mTrying Wrote:
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> Clever. Did your 3rd grader come up with that?


3rd grader would have figured out how to spam us

Thanks to the BOAD listener that brought it up in the first place and to the BOAD listener that brought it to Mike's attention. That one sentence question gave TMOS 40 minutes of material. It gave us more of Mike backtracking on himself and Rob agreeing the whole way after the insult, I guess we know why he laugh tracks for Mike now, see what he gets when he steps out of line?

Mike has flip flopped so much about his opinion of D&M, who knows what he really thinks, but I think he was being careful at the end yesterday because he realized Don would hear about whatever he said and if Mike tried to take to much credit, Don might start in on him.

That might be the only way I re-up with Don...If he starts going after Mike and Robb, I would

peekza Wrote:
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> That might be the only way I re-up with Don...If
> he starts going after Mike and Robb, I would


Don has said he never would.

Shame, that would be awesome.



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Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That might be the only way I re-up with
> Don...If
> > he starts going after Mike and Robb, I would
>
>
> Don has said he never would.
>
> Shame, that would be awesome.


Don said he wouldn't do a podcast either...Give it time

Lookie what Don got me!

I'mTrying Wrote:
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> It doesn't really take much to evade Cary W. He
> has a problem with white page spamming but has no
> issue with assholes making sexualized comments
> about underage girls. So he can really go fuck
> himself and you can go fuck yourself.

Please send peek a pm and he can take care of your lovely parting gifts.

Wait. There are gifts?? No one said anything about gifts!!

Oh, yeah. Trust me, they're memorable. Hope you enjoy!

peek will take good care of you...

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> I'mTrying Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It doesn't really take much to evade Cary W. He
> > has a problem with white page spamming but has
> no
> > issue with assholes making sexualized comments
> > about underage girls. So he can really go fuck
> > himself and you can go fuck yourself.
>
> Please send peek a pm and he can take care of your
> lovely parting gifts.

Happily

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> I'mTrying Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It doesn't really take much to evade Cary W. He
> > has a problem with white page spamming but has
> no
> > issue with assholes making sexualized comments
> > about underage girls. So he can really go fuck
> > himself and you can go fuck yourself.
>
> Please send peek a pm and he can take care of your
> lovely parting gifts.


As hard to forget as they are to ignore

On yesterday's show, Mike mentions that 1 in 9 Americans have worked at a convenience store.

So Oscar says, "Yeah, I once worked at CVS."

Then Robb chimes in with his usual brilliance: "That's not a convenience store, that's a drug store."

What the hell is the difference, Robb?

And I guess he doesn't realize what CVS stands for (Convenience, Value, Service)

R - Repelling

O - Others with

B - Body

B - Blubber

S - Skills in
P - Parenting
E - Exemplify
W - Willful
A - Abuse of
K - Kids

I knew that Mike was going to call the police. Maybe the lady was only in the store for ten minutes?

Lady Baltimore Wrote:
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> Then Robb chimes in with his usual brilliance........


No matter how many negative Robb comments there are in this thread - it's not enough.

I can't say to much on the fat angle because I carry more than my share of body fat but I don't sit there like a shlub and piss and moan about my colon. I don't care that you Shat today.

Today's show or from what I caught before I fell into a comma was another prime example of how Oscar's number one concern is how much profit he's making, Mike bitching because Rob Ford, Who is much better off on TTPS made a mistake and got tossed under the bus. Robb did what any logical person would do. Call someone to fix it. It is not their building. Maybe I'm wrong.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> weight, I really do think so Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike D1 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Not for nuthin' but I loved hearing LFF call
> > Rob
> > > "Jabba".
> >
> > Imagine what Spewak would have loved to retort.
> At
> > least if he has no self-control re. food, he
> can
> > exercise restraint when it comes to biting the
> > hand that feeds him. That's the only exercise
> he
> > gets, other than straining at stool.
>
> That's the best part; for all of Blob(b)'s
> "Comedy Gene" (Spewank brand 52 inch waist Comedy
> Jeans, now available at Costco) and how he "brings
> the funny", he has no retorts. When Oscar pokes
> the morbidly obese bear, he gets a "why don't you
> shut up" or "at least I can speak English".
> Nothing witty, nothing amusing, just bitter and
> sad. He's a broken clown. When something falls
> into his lap and he can re-use one of the 10 joke
> templates he stole from Don or the Marx Brothers,
> he can humor a post-middle age, low IQ audience.
> You put him up against any marginally talented
> comedian (I.E. Mickey), it gets awkward in no
> time.
>
> I was working my way through some of the Earwolf
> podcasts and stumbled across Nerd Poker, with
> Brian Posehn and some other LA
> comedians/actors/writers who play Dungeons and
> Dragons. On average, they're in their late 40's
> and have been working in the real "Business of
> Show" for 30 years. They occasionally go down a
> rabbit hole of comedy or television from the
> 50's-70's, but they consistently make it
> entertaining. I've heard the same people mentioned
> on both podcasts, and when Fat Rob mentions it, I
> hit fast forward, when they bring it up, I know
> they are going to make it relevant and amusing.
> LPS is smug and trying to flex his knowledge of
> stupid old shit as opposed to trying to explain
> why a reference is funny.

There's an unreleased Jerry Lewis movie: "The Day the Clown Exploded: The Rob Spewack Story"

Why does this thread go on and on for this no talent fat fuck?

Why do people watch the American Idol tryouts every year?

Great acronyms Blobb!

Why does this thread exist? Wrote:
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> Why does this thread go on and on for this no
> talent fat fuck?


Because we can.

Because we were the bad kids that directed magnifying glasses at ants. We grew up to be bad people.

I'll go to Reno to impregnate Carla.

Carla's Gams Wrote:
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> I'll go to Reno to impregnate Carla.

Better you than me.

All I hear on the show wo wo oh is how damn hot she is.

With that New and Improved Joker Products smile and her JarJar Binks neck, she's a 4/10 at best.

I've been compared to Joe Walsh in the looks department. I'm almost 50 years old. And I can pull chicks WAY hotter than Jarla.

So have your fun. Let us know how you wanted to chew your arm off afterwards.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> S - Skills in
> P - Parenting
> E - Exemplify
> W - Willful
> A - Abuse of
> K - Kids


Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first real celebrity board member. Let's all give Gary Busey a warm welcome.

It has been 0 days since LFF yelled at Spewakk for being lazy or doing something stupid

Thank you for the warm welcome. I can't stay long cause were filming Point Break II. But I just wanted to remind you kids that Team stands for "together everyone achieves more".

>Old Don and Mike show fan here. I have lurked on this site for 10 or so years, >don't listen to Mike. He just seems like a second banana and unworthy of even a >failcast.

>But I have to ask you regular losers and this comes from an irregular loser:

>1. Is Carla his wife? She is very easy on the eyes in the pix I have seen.
>2. If so, how did he get her with all the money problems, etc. or did he snag her >prior to his problems?

Probably comes under the heading of a blind squirrel finding a decent nut.

Pre-ghost Don Wrote:
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> >Old Don and Mike show fan here. I have lurked on
> this site for 10 or so years, >don't listen to
> Mike. He just seems like a second banana and
> unworthy of even a >failcast.
>
> >But I have to ask you regular losers and this
> comes from an irregular loser:
>
> >1. Is Carla his wife? She is very easy on the
> eyes in the pix I have seen.
> >2. If so, how did he get her with all the money
> problems, etc. or did he snag her >prior to his
> problems?
>
> Probably comes under the heading of a blind
> squirrel finding a decent nut.

Some have suggested daddy issues. I never would.

k2dof Wrote:
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> Rob Ford, Who is
> much better off on TTPS made a mistake and got
> tossed under the bus. Robb did what any logical
> person would do. Call someone to fix it. It is not
> their building. Maybe I'm wrong.

Did anyone else notice that Oscar said "Ok guys, see you later, lock up before you go!" At the beginning of his story.


And then Rob locked up...

And got yelled at.

You listen hard. Good work. Wished Mike would have been there to have attempted to bash the door in with his shoulder....

how could this whole "door-locked" thing never have happened before??

i think they said they've been there about a year.

makes no sense.

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> You listen hard. Good work. Wished Mike would have
> been there to have attempted to bash the door in
> with his shoulder....

Mike would have to get a back brace first, elbow pads, a helmet, and a little ramp so he can build up speed. To hear him talk about his various infirmities I predict a Rascal under the tree or a coffin.

Ha, nice one. Picturing Mike trotting down a ramp to get up to ramming speed made me lol.

All I can imagine are the many greasy and sweaty marks left on the unbroken door after LFF runs into it and bounces to the floor.

Getting quiet around here, huh? Lurkers like me are bored.

the show where the LFF prep'ed audio of Oscar on BOAD was amazing.

Lot's and lot's of nuggets there:
1) LFF said that he and Don were paid roughly the same

2) Talk about his failed restaurant

3) More talk about podcast income

This was a very interesting show.

IIRC, Don (and the LFF) stated on many occasions on the D&M show that Don owned the show and everybody was an employee.

On TMOS the LFF talked about how much more Don made than the rest of the guys.

It was pretty amazing. The amount of delusion was staggering.

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> the show where the LFF prep'ed audio of Oscar on
> BOAD was amazing.
>
> Lot's and lot's of nuggets there:
> 1) LFF said that he and Don were paid roughly the
> same
>
> 2) Talk about his failed restaurant
>
> 3) More talk about podcast income
>
> This was a very interesting show.
>
> IIRC, Don (and the LFF) stated on many occasions
> on the D&M show that Don owned the show and
> everybody was an employee.
>
> On TMOS the LFF talked about how much more Don
> made than the rest of the guys.
>
> It was pretty amazing. The amount of delusion was
> staggering.


Mike's inability to be honest about ANYTHING, astounds me.

This is how:

"I received a text about Oscars BOAD comments" was really him reading a facebook post,

and

"talked to someone I work with down here" was really the guy they hired to tile their bathroom.

He constantly lies for no reason.

I was driving, so this is a paraphrase, but early in the show, LFF was pontificating about Maynard Ferguson, and I believe called him the best trumpet player. Outside of that being at least somewhat subjective, I'm thinking that Miles Davis, among others, might have something to say about that.

But as Headddd is the resident Beatles expert, LFF is the resident jazz expert. Pffft

Calling Maynard Ferguson the best trumpet player is like calling TMOS the best podcast.



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tone loc tribute band. Wrote:
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> Getting quiet around here, huh? Lurkers like me
> are bored.

Today's show mirrored the weather. Dreary. For those who pick and choose, skip it.

On the other hand, peek and I are excited because Wednesday is Cake and Cookies Day!!!

Yeah, I've been wondering why the LFF would lie about those things.

Maybe he believes them

And you can tell that this is all the result of Oscar calling the LFF out over the de-friending thing.

What a cunt.

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> tone loc tribute band. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Getting quiet around here, huh? Lurkers like me
> > are bored.
>
> Today's show mirrored the weather. Dreary. For
> those who pick and choose, skip it.
>
> On the other hand, peek and I are excited because
> Wednesday is Cake and Cookies Day!!!

Bad news. No C&C today. Katie's jaw is acting up so she can't talk. Maybe she tried to blow Dan.

Dan: "Oh no! Katie, you can't talk because of your jaw?"

{under breath} "thankgod."

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > tone loc tribute band. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Getting quiet around here, huh? Lurkers like
> me
> > > are bored.
> >
> > Today's show mirrored the weather. Dreary. For
> > those who pick and choose, skip it.
> >
> > On the other hand, peek and I are excited
> because
> > Wednesday is Cake and Cookies Day!!!
>
> Bad news. No C&C today. Katie's jaw is acting up
> so she can't talk. Maybe she tried to blow Dan.

peek, don't shoot the messenger! we'll get through this somehow.

Donnie G tweeted he has partner. Something called Phantom. Yawn.

Don Geronimo who?

Mike can't possibly think that Maynard Ferguson is history's greatest trumpet player. Louis Armstrong? Wynton Marsalis? Dizzie Gillespie? Oh wait, Mike was just talking about white guys. My mistake.

Don Geronimo is so over Wrote:
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> Donnie G tweeted he has partner. Something called
> Phantom. Yawn.

Hi Mike!

y'all are right - this sight has become as boring as the failcast. yawn.

sight?

Dope.



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What was Mike's take on this Ebola debacle? Defending the imbecile (Obama), I presume?

I feel like you're dumb to think that Mike would miss an opportunity to complain about something like this. Of course he bemoaned our "culture of complacency." He even threatened to quit The Today Show. Sound familiar?

You haven't missed much, friend.


Holder's a Crook Wrote:
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> What was Mike's take on this Ebola debacle?
> Defending the imbecile (Obama), I presume?

1 year ago...

Horseradish Wrote:
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> I'd like to challenge the TMOS supporters who lurk
> here to point out a single moment of entertaining
> content on Thursday's show.
>
> Lots of advertising, ten minutes of Mike trying to
> read the mail, a little forced laughter, a clip of
> an Asian woman speaking Korean (played over and
> over). And that's it.
>
> What a waste of time.

It was a funny story Mike told about Carla's bad dream.

Yawn? Boring? You all must have higher standards than would be expected of TMOS listeners.

As for me, I was dazzled by old man O'Meara's riveting story of him stamping his sandal-ed foot and storming out of Walmart (!) without completing his purchase of 3 or 4 items since the store's management didn't care enough about its customers (him) to have enough cashiers to keep lines short.

I've listen to more tmos in the past 30 days than the past 700 days.

Oscar calling the LFF out and the LFF rebuttal was amazing. Not for their reasons but as meta podcasting

Whenever old man O'Meara starts prattling on about a retail establishment I glaze over. Didn't even hear this, though I listened to all episodes.

Jhop- it's all meta on this show. The absolute but accidental absurdity of the show is what keeps it on my playlist.

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Yawn? Boring? You all must have higher standards
> than would be expected of TMOS listeners.
>
> As for me, I was dazzled by old man O'Meara's
> riveting story of him stamping his sandal-ed foot
> and storming out of Walmart (!) without completing
> his purchase of 3 or 4 items since the store's
> management didn't care enough about its customers
> (him) to have enough cashiers to keep lines short.

Grr...what's really wrong with this culture is celebrating in sports. It's all me me me and not about the team. It's the Land of Suck and certainly in the Lake of Me.

Has anybody been taking the RELM bullet? Any more mentions of Don?

I believe the LPS said that Don is a godparent to his son. One would assume (if the relationship is still good) that the God parent would show up to bday parties and the like.

I don't recall hear LPS say that Don came over to his place.

On a similar note, LFF said that Oscar and LPS are Jr.'s godparents, because "he doesn't have anybody else."

LFF has stated many times that he and Don were brothers, partners, etc.

So, one could assume that he was just an employee to Don or the relationship soured or the LFF was delusional

RELM still around??? never hear anything from those fucks.

Even I don't listen anymore. The shadiness of the RELM/Don split ruined it for me. It's not like it was a big loss...MandL was rarely good.

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Has anybody been taking the RELM bullet? Any more
> mentions of Don?

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> I believe the LPS said that Don is a godparent to
> his son. One would assume (if the relationship is
> still good) that the God parent would show up to
> bday parties and the like.
>
> I don't recall hear LPS say that Don came over to
> his place.
>
> On a similar note, LFF said that Oscar and LPS are
> Jr.'s godparents, because "he doesn't have anybody
> else."
>
> LFF has stated many times that he and Don were
> brothers, partners, etc.
>
> So, one could assume that he was just an employee
> to Don or the relationship soured or the LFF was
> delusional


In discussing Robb on his show a while back, Don said "There is no relationship anymore."

Why would anyone listen to any of these fat, despicable has beens anyway? They were second rate in their best days and completely irrelevant now. I can't even believe Don and Mike are still alive!

Interesting...

I'd guess something would have to happen that was significant for Don to exit that kid's life.

I guess it is just more lies / happy spin TMOS attempts to put on everything.

Hearing the LPS go off on Don might actually be interesting to listen to

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I believe the LPS said that Don is a godparent
> to
> > his son. One would assume (if the relationship
> is
> > still good) that the God parent would show up
> to
> > bday parties and the like.
> >
> > I don't recall hear LPS say that Don came over
> to
> > his place.
> >
> > On a similar note, LFF said that Oscar and LPS
> are
> > Jr.'s godparents, because "he doesn't have
> anybody
> > else."
> >
> > LFF has stated many times that he and Don were
> > brothers, partners, etc.
> >
> > So, one could assume that he was just an
> employee
> > to Don or the relationship soured or the LFF
> was
> > delusional
>
>
> In discussing Robb on his show a while back, Don
> said "There is no relationship anymore."

Iron Log Wrote:
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> Even I don't listen anymore. The shadiness of the
> RELM/Don split ruined it for me. It's not like it
> was a big loss...MandL was rarely good.


Don is mentioned and Iron Log springs to attention. What a surprise. Look I know it's you and so do many others. Even though you say M&L is "rarely good", a gentle dig, it is only so you can point to this later while denying you are in fact Ronick. I really don't care anymore and will stop calling you out on it because you have made some interesting observations here. You did steal from me however in the DGS mess. You have probably rationalized it long enough to not believe that but you basically abandoned and fucked over all those original subscribers. If you were in my shoes, you would feel the same way. And by the way, if you aren't Marc, wouldn't you have no problem agreeing with me that Lowell's kid looks like Stewie Griffin with his head in a vise???

It's adorable that I have a e-stalker. I don't like how shady Marc and Buzz acted in the split. I also think Don was irrational and unwise/stupid in the way that he handled the deal structure. Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.

For MandL, their show ain't (intentionally or unintentionally) entertaining enough to look past their likely misdeeds in the split. For Don, well, he effectively doesn't broadcast anymore.

Why would I ever look at a weatherman's baby pictures???



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Good Job, Hi Marc.

Funny how guilty people think they know how to act, when they have not got a clue. The Marc and Lowell Show is a zit on the ass of a tic on the ass of a fat woman. I listened to Buzz's explanation of the problem with Don and heard those voices and could not believe they even thought about doing a podcast with those nasally voices.

Please go fly Frontier Airlines boys and just carry a clipboard.

As for the subscribers, it was their money and Don decided to use it to buy himself out of a contract. From Don's free podcast he admitted that. I don't believe RELM did anything wrong and Don will probably make good to save face and maintain the limited amount of paywall suckers who remain.

Daily Viewer... Wrote:
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> Whenever old man O'Meara starts prattling on about
> a retail establishment I glaze over. Didn't even
> hear this, though I listened to all episodes.
>

It will always be that some retailer didn't drop EVERYTHING to assist LFF, and give him the price he wanted, and generally treat him like the King of Siam. Anything else? That's a whinin' on the failcast!

Gotta Admit Wrote:
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> It was a funny story Mike told about Carla's bad
> dream.

OMG what a horrible dream. The Vietnamese woman cant do her nail properly. Listen to Weird Al's "First World Problems" and tell me that isn't a reminder of LFF.

Iron Log Wrote:

>
> Why would I ever look at a weatherman's baby
> pictures???


Knew you wouldn't do it, I wouldn't do it to my best friend either. I know and you know I know. It's good enough for me. See ya. (and I do think you add to the thread so keep posting)

I do actually appreciate that. I've been posting here for years, but somebody stole my old screen name. This name was meant to be pro-Don, for the record.

Hi Marc Wrote:
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> > See ya. (and I do think
> you add to the thread so keep posting)

Somebody stole ChronicRonic?

LFF has password problems again. Tech 411 co-host and expert Oscar fails to suggest a password manager. All LFF would then have to remember would be a single password. No, Oscar suggests a notebook, the old-school kind, or a document on his phone with all his passwords listed. Yeesh.

fuuuuuuuu....

They are such idiots.

To be fair, it sounded like Oscar had suggested a similar product at one point but LFF said "It invaded my computer, so I disconnected it." He probably just needs a keyboard for his ipad or something. I can't see him doing anything beyond browsing facebook and trying to order fake rolexes from russia. And he even screwed up his facebook account.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> To be fair, it sounded like Oscar had suggested a
> similar product at one point but LFF said "It
> invaded my computer, so I disconnected it." He
> probably just needs a keyboard for his ipad or
> something. I can't see him doing anything beyond
> browsing facebook and trying to order fake rolexes
> from russia. And he even screwed up his facebook
> account.

I concede you are the fair one here... and I stand corrected. Ponder LFF's description of the program; it "invaded" and he "disconnected" it. He is aging at an increasingly rapid pace. Of course, it has been 20 years since he "blew out his back" playing hockey.

Has anybody bought any tmos bonus show content lately?

What does the LFF add to that? He's basically a shut in now

Not enough lines open, so LFF stamps his sandal and leaves Walmart without the things he needed. This is somehow a moral victory? My God. It's just a testament to the fact Mike's life is really insignificant.

By the way, a fucking man would track down a manager and point out they needed to open more lines. Instead Mike acted like a whiny little bitch. No wonder Carla is up in Maine letting lobster men "dig for her clams," if you know what I mean.

Go to Walmart, Publix, Fresh Market, movie. Complain about Florida's elderly drivers. Scintillating.

Mike's show prep Wrote:
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> Go to Walmart, Publix, Fresh Market, movie.
> Complain about Florida's elderly drivers.
> Scintillating.

To drill down: schedule a segment to talk about a movie, completely fail to understand what "Spoiler Alert" means, don't bother to look up the name of the female lead you intend on complementing. Also, don't bother to update your copy and say the wrong download number for a week straight, correcting yourself every time.

Show prep!

I was thinking about what it must be like to be the FDB...

1) Aren't allowed to drink anymore (LFF, did the wife lay down the law once after what the 50th time you were black out drunk and unable to wake up to help Jr?)

2) Your industry doesn't want you anymore

3) You can't grow your fan base

4) Your fan base will defend you when it doesn't cost them anything other than their time (which, LOL, what is min wage nowadays?)

5) You can't motivate your fan base to: buy books, tickets to live shows, t-shirts, etc

6) Had to give up on DC for some strange reason

7) Had 10 or so years where the LFF thought he'd be earning real $, but well...

8) His wife is ok with leaving him for a month

His life must actually be pretty terrible. Coupled with he can't tell drinking stories anymore, if he talks about buying a boat or Audi (things his fan base will never be able to own) he'll piss off his fans, ...

So, all he can talk about is going to WalMart

Listened to MandL (#167) for the first time since the Don split, thanks to this board. Nothing to report. The show is still a big nothing. It's like listening to your two DC area middle school lunch table friends catch up at age 37. Yawn. Before I abandoned it, I only listen to it when I when I was going to sleep. It's boring enough that it doesn't disturb you, and you don't mine if you miss 80% of the episode.

To their credit, it's only offensive every so often. Wives, girlfriends, babies and grandmas get on the mic, which is completely unentertaining and shows a lack of effort. They've stolen the TMOS guide to show prep, frankly.

If you know what my name means, you understand why I post mainly about Don and RELM. Before their split and union. I doubt anyone would listen to this show enough to get it - they haven't given you a good reason to.

MandL still also can't do any episode without talking about what a good deal they got on a hotel, flight, grocery item, drink, or bar appetizer. That ain't a show topic. Props to whoever else noted this.

This is a site about TMOS and peripheral topics - Like Don and making asshole comments about Robb. Please kill yourself.