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> I'm one of the 100 as well. I love how LFF has all
> the answers and knows exactly what Lorne Michaels
> needs to do to fix SNL but he refuses to put any
> effort into improving his own product.


That always makes me shake my head. Those two talentless assholes proclaim that SNL or some other show or entertainer "isn't funny" as they do their shit show for one broke-dick Iowa AM station. Yeah Rob and Mike, regale us with your astute observations about the entertainment world you fucking losers.

New hashtag initiative?
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The TMOS100? The possibilities are endless!

521...Semper Fat...
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Mike D1 Wrote:
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> X-bonus show guy Wrote:
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> > Yeah I quit the bonus shows before 2014. I was
> > listening to one at the end of 2013 and they
> were
> > on a rare entertaining roll with some story or
> > something, I really can't remember now. Then,
> all
> > of a sudden, Mike cuts it off and says, "ok,
> we're
> > up against it, we gotta go". Up against what?
> > They can make the bonus shows any length they
> want
> > to. It completely messed up the story and the
> flow
> > of the show. Instead of coming to some sort of
> > natural conclusion, he shut it down because he
> > didn't want to give one single minute more to
> the
> > listener. I wrote an email to complain that it
> > seemed they rushed and destroyed any
> entertainment
> > value that might have been happening. I told
> them
> > that I was on the fence over paying for 2014.
> LPS
> > emails me directly and says the reason it
> seemed
> > rushed was that they wanted to "get everything
> in
> > the show", and he hoped that one bad experience
> > wouldn't be the reason for not subscribing.
> Lazy
> > aholes have no one to blame but themselves.
>
>
> I remember that and that's also when I quit buying
> the bonus show. It just did not give the value
> back to the listener. I haven't looked back and I
> haven't missed the extra "content" in the least.
> So much great entertainment to be had in the
> podcast world to be giving money to a lazy, shitty
> show.

Mike clearly stated that he doesn't even care if you actually listen to the Bonus shows, he just want's your money so he doesn't have to ask for an outright donation...true story...

nice Bubby

Yeah, I bailed after 2013 as well. While it was an improvement over the previous 3 weeks of 5 per month bonus shows, they were just filling with garbage. My one main complaint with the show, bonus and regular, is their completely insane adherence to a schedule. There's no schedule. No format. It's a podcast. Do what you want. Fuck some brokedick Iowa AM station in the ass. Have an intern do a half-ass fucked out edit and put your best 79 minutes on a CD-ROM like they might do 15 years ago. Either way, grow a sack and improve the podcast. Stop fucking up a halfway decent conversation with a commercial break or even worse, "News you might not need" or 6 year old you tube clips. They desperately need a program director. Someone outside of the "talent" (and that is with the maximum sarcasm you can possibly envision) who can make some overarching calls about format and content. Oscar doesn't have the sack to do it, but probably sees the writing on the wall.

Buzz and Ronick didn't have balls, either, and got sacked for what little "sack" they showed.

Successful business people are used to swings in revenue year over year. It happens. But to freak out about $7k (probably about $1,500 each after taxes), that's pretty much an indication of dire straights. If they are as successful as the klubbers claim they are, that should be a rounding error. Not an excuse for on-air convulsions.

TMOS does not "get it" when it comes to podcasting. Gotta read those yahoo news and replay those youtube videos. That's definitely what people want to hear.



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The incredulous look on Mike's face before he asked Pony if that was a "content critique" 43 or so minutes in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPzqVUhB3q4

peekza Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > The begging is pathetic.
> >
> > I love it.
>
>
> I know, right? I can't believe Pony actually told
> Mike that people stopped buying the Bonus Show
> because it wasn't funny and they didn't want to
> hear his politics...and Mike responded by calling
> those people Republicans and then he started
> talking politics...Maybe you really can't fix
> stupid huh?


You're shitting me, Mike really reacted that way? Actually said that in that context?

Dont know what compelled me to listen today but I did. Saw Oscar was back (I don't even care for him) and he was so excited to share his enthusiasm about what he experienced at his school but mike and rob couldn't get their stupid lines in fast enough to derail oscars story. I'm kinda surprised rob didnt have some stupid music bed to play every time Oscar tried opening his mouth.

The opening movie clip Was really telling though. It was from Napoleon Dynamite when Uncle Rico is recalling his glory days and saying if only. He asks Kip if he knows anything about time travel. Kip says he Already looked it up for himself on the Internet. I got the biggest chuckle from that piece of audio just imagining it was mike talking to rob. Their motivations are exactly the same, mike wants to time travel back to his glory days using the internet too. This is one of robs newer clips and it is almost 10 years old now. Also what was with mikes crocodile tears. Really I am sorry to hear jimmy lost his mom, but mike was blubbering Irish right before the open and hack dj right after wtf?).

Just a Little Fun Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The begging is pathetic.
> > >
> > > I love it.
> >
> >
> > I know, right? I can't believe Pony actually
> told
> > Mike that people stopped buying the Bonus Show
> > because it wasn't funny and they didn't want to
> > hear his politics...and Mike responded by
> calling
> > those people Republicans and then he started
> > talking politics...Maybe you really can't fix
> > stupid huh?
>
>
> You're shitting me, Mike really reacted that way?
> Actually said that in that context?

He said the only people who disliked his political rants were republicans and Obama bashers, then he went on to discuss politics for several minutes, hitting several of the same fucked out talking points

Not busting balls, but why do a bunch of people here say "fucked out". I've never heard that phrase anywhere until I started reading this site. I've always heard and said "fucked up". Is it a regional slang sort of thing? I'm not from the DC area so if it's a regional thing, that would explain it.

Mike is begging people to spread the word about TMOS, but just stop for a minute and imagine if you actually talked someone into listening by telling them about this funny podcast you enjoy, and today was they day they tuned in to check it out. They would have been subjected to Mike bitching ad nauseum about weather predictions and television coverage of the weather for the millionth time. Then they would have heard Mike tell Oscar how boring Robb was on Friday's show. My guess is the person listening for the first time wouldn't have lasted 15 minutes before turning it off.

Fucked out Wrote:
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> Not busting balls, but why do a bunch of people
> here say "fucked out". I've never heard that
> phrase anywhere until I started reading this site.
> I've always heard and said "fucked up". Is it a
> regional slang sort of thing? I'm not from the DC
> area so if it's a regional thing, that would
> explain it.


Fucked out is another way of saying tired or used up...I don't know if it's region specific, I live on the East coast and I have heard Adam Carolla use it as well

I'm a Dem and I can't stand Mike's political rants, just like I can't stand most rants on Fox News or MSNBC. The reason? It's not the politics. It's the fact the arguments are poorly formed and not particularly based in reality.

Mike is like a lot of political know-it-alls I know. They take a position based on emotion and then contort the facts to try to justify it. At Thanksgiving, nobody wants to hear Uncle Earl's opinion on what should be done about ISIS and nobody gives a shit what Mike thinks. Hence, the drop in subscriptions.

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> Mike clearly stated that he doesn't even care if
> you actually listen to the Bonus shows, he just
> want's your money so he doesn't have to ask for an
> outright donation...true story...

'Xactly. He said something like even if you don't want to listen to the bonus content, buy it anyway and think of it as doing TMOS "a favor."

Who came up with that marketing pitch? Mike, clearly, after hours of prepping it, no doubt.

Gwen

They're delusional. Mike thinks he's Howard Stern (from 20 years ago, when Howard Stern was relevant) and Chub(b) thinks he's some mix of Dean Martin, Casey Kasem and Jerry Seinfeld.

The Internet is amazing. But it's been overrun with cyberbullies and hurtful comments. Just my .02.

Even Oscar didn't listen to last week's shows.

"Ohhhh, you talked about the State of the Union?"

I'm just throwing this out for discussion. I'm not criticizing Pony Boy in any way, honesty he and Oscar are the funniest personalities on the show, but he's a lousy actor. His delivery of the "less political more funny" line sounded pretty stiff, even for him, and I wonder if Oscar coached and rehearsed him to say that.

LFF was genuinely surprised.
Roob is a careless moron, couldn't be bothered to care about $$$.
But Oscar cares, and if Oscar himself dared to say that LFF would have cut him loose on the spot.

It has been 0 days since LFF yelled at Spewakk for being lazy or doing something stupid

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Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> The Internet is amazing. But it's been overrun
> with cyberbullies and hurtful comments. Just my
> .02.


Are you jealous?

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How many copies of Open Mike you think this rube has purchased?

Mike: Please re-up your bonus shows. I want to pay my SAG dues.

We Are Out Of Control Babies; My Current Schedule Showed Us Hitting Page 521 On 2/29; We Are Way Ahead Of Schedule; Will Post Full Year Schedule This Afternoon For Your Review; Off The Hook Peeps; Keep On Keeping On...


Glad Oscar Is Back; Not The Same Without Him.........




Say La Vee.....2015

welp Wrote:
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> Mike: Please re-up your bonus shows. I want to pay
> my SAG dues.


LOL. I noticed that he hasn't talked about getting the oscar screener DVDs like he used to get.

I guess his SAG membership lapsed just like Carla's insurance.

welp Wrote:
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> Mike: Please re-up your bonus shows. I want to pay
> my SAG dues.


shit....pay for Carla's car insurance is more like it.....Speaking of which, you think she's driving dirty? They'll take you to jail if they catch you driving on a suspended license

As several mentioned, when Thin Skinned O’Meara asked Pony for the truth about the bonus shows, Pony ad-libbed people were really enjoying the upbeat, “no political rants” shows. O’Meara was clearly pissed and jumped in to point out that it’s primarily the republican fans that are happy, right? Obama bashers are really the one’s who are happy, right? I guess because his take on politics is so well informed that his enemies really just want relief.

The other highlight was listening to Mike ask about how poor sickly “Mac” is doing then listening to he and Robb beat the lad down every time he opened his mouth.

Can’t imagine why 100 people did not signed up for the bonus package this year!
We’re supposed to buy bonus shows so Mike doesn’t have to ask for outright donations when he’s got Kappy paying for his movie tickets

The end of Pony
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I don't blame him...ten hours of class a day plus homework ain't a joke.

It was so funny when Mike pretended like they may not have talked politics last week. "Did we even discuss the State of the Onion last week, Robb?" GTHOH!

Prodigal Oscar Wrote:
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> Even Oscar didn't listen to last week's shows.
>
> "Ohhhh, you talked about the State of the Union?"

It's probably from Adam Carolla. That's the only places I've heard it, and he uses it constantly. Not sure if kids from the Valley used it a lot in the 80s, or what.

Fucked out Wrote:
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> Not busting balls, but why do a bunch of people
> here say "fucked out". I've never heard that
> phrase anywhere until I started reading this site.
> I've always heard and said "fucked up". Is it a
> regional slang sort of thing? I'm not from the DC
> area so if it's a regional thing, that would
> explain it.

Fan since 1067 Wrote:
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> I don't blame him...ten hours of class a day plus
> homework ain't a joke.
>
> Prodigal Oscar Wrote:
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> -----
> > Even Oscar didn't listen to last week's shows.
> >
> > "Ohhhh, you talked about the State of the
> Union?"

Figured he would as he cares more about the product than the others, and that he could listen while he was in his spinning class... I expect he didn't give that up last week. That's a priority over even driving Shannon to the airport in bad weather, as we know.

peekza Wrote:
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> Fucked out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Not busting balls, but why do a bunch of people
> > here say "fucked out". I've never heard that
> > phrase anywhere until I started reading this
> site.
> > I've always heard and said "fucked up". Is it a
> > regional slang sort of thing? I'm not from the
> DC
> > area so if it's a regional thing, that would
> > explain it.
>
>
> Fucked out is another way of saying tired or used
> up...I don't know if it's region specific, I live
> on the East coast and I have heard Adam Carolla
> use it as well

I had never heard it until I heard Carolla saying it

Richard Crainium Wrote:
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> As several mentioned, when Thin Skinned O’Meara
> asked Pony for the truth about the bonus shows,
> Pony ad-libbed people were really enjoying the
> upbeat, “no political rants” shows. O’Meara
> was clearly pissed and jumped in to point out
> that it’s primarily the republican fans that are
> happy, right? Obama bashers are really the one’s
> who are happy, right? I guess because his take on
> politics is so well informed that his enemies
> really just want relief.
>
> The other highlight was listening to Mike ask
> about how poor sickly “Mac” is doing then
> listening to he and Robb beat the lad down every
> time he opened his mouth.
>
> Can’t imagine why 100 people did not signed up
> for the bonus package this year!
> We’re supposed to buy bonus shows so Mike
> doesn’t have to ask for outright donations when
> he’s got Kappy paying for his movie tickets

This whole comment should be in bold, there's so much truth in it

Man, I felt sorry for Mac. I forgot he had Addisons, and he related he had been vomiting so much he became dehydrated. Spewak immediately went for the BJ sound effect to suggest he should rehydrate in that way. Nice.

peekza Wrote:
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> He said the only people who disliked his political
> rants were republicans and Obama bashers, then he
> went on to discuss politics for several minutes,
> hitting several of the same fucked out talking
> points


The only place where it says to not only ignore but denigrate helpful critique?
After you ASKED for it?

The Loser's Handbook.

The problem with the political talk, and one of the reasons it is hurting the show is that Mike is a liberal. And while I have no official census information, I am willing to bet that his target demographic is conservative.

I fully admit that this is a statement based on stereotypes and assumptions and that there will always be obvious examples that will counter what I am saying...but I am talking in very broad strokes here. And in my talking in broad strokes will likely make comparisons that are not flattering...


Mike's show (and really most "hot talk") is meant for "guys." Working class dues...cops, construction workers, guys that work with their hands, etc. And, as a sweeping statement, these guys are often conservative.
And for Mike to be spouting his political views, particularly in the current political climate of blanket hating of the "other team" is shooting himself in the foot.

I'd actually listen to a little political talk, IF IT WERE ACTUALLY WELL-INFORMED, instead of LFF's idiotic blatherings.

Those 3 pics - good stuff btw - show Mike reacting is disbelief and then angry hatred to any criticism.

What A Dick!

There go another 100 subscribers

Robb The Stain Wrote:
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> Those 3 pics - good stuff btw - show Mike reacting
> is disbelief and then angry hatred to any
> criticism.
>
> What A Dick!
>
> There go another 100 subscribers


I just went back and watched that segment on their You Tube channel. The funny thing is, if Robb hadn't interjected "what was that?", it probably would have gone right over Mike's head since he never listens to anyone else.

"I want an honest assessment". BS you do, you wanted Pony to tell you things were going great. He got real and you got pissed. SMH

Mr. Curious Wrote:
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> Robb The Stain Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Those 3 pics - good stuff btw - show Mike
> reacting
> > is disbelief and then angry hatred to any
> > criticism.
> >
> > What A Dick!
> >
> > There go another 100 subscribers
>
>
> I just went back and watched that segment on their
> You Tube channel. The funny thing is, if Robb
> hadn't interjected "what was that?", it probably
> would have gone right over Mike's head since he
> never listens to anyone else.
>
> "I want an honest assessment". BS you do, you
> wanted Pony to tell you things were going great.
> He got real and you got pissed. SMH


the math checks out

This. Not only is Mike childish, poorly informed, and stupid about politics, it's simply not interesting. When it comes down to it, it's just another silly reason for him to whine in an odd or unentertaining fashion.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I'd actually listen to a little political talk, IF
> IT WERE ACTUALLY WELL-INFORMED, instead of LFF's
> idiotic blatherings.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I'd actually listen to a little political talk, IF
> IT WERE ACTUALLY WELL-INFORMED, instead of LFF's
> idiotic blatherings.

It takes a special mind to look at your dwindling number of paying customers, and immediately conclude that your PRODUCT is fine, the issue is with those goddamned customers. "As a favor, buy my product, even though you don't like it."

How convenient that the number of non-reupping subscribers is 100. Not 84 or 92 or 116. An even 100. Glad Oscar's taking that MBA course. Maybe he'll learn not to do accounting with a broad brush, as he usually does. Remember, he's the guy who called the State Theatre show a sellout based on anecdotal evidence ("I asked the guy in the ticket booth and he said it sold out"). He knew the actual sales numbers would not prove it.

Digit Head Wrote:
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> How convenient that the number of non-reupping
> subscribers is 100. Not 84 or 92 or 116. An even
> 100. Glad Oscar's taking that MBA course. Maybe
> he'll learn not to do accounting with a broad
> brush, as he usually does. Remember, he's the guy
> who called the State Theatre show a sellout based
> on anecdotal evidence ("I asked the guy in the
> ticket booth and he said it sold out"). He knew
> the actual sales numbers would not prove it.


I agree with one of the previous posters that they have to be down by much more than 100. Hard to imagine they would bang the drum this hard for $6,900.

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> -

Jesus Christ, there are a zillion reputable charities in this country, and this idiot wants to throw a spare $50 to a complete stranger so that he/she may subscribe to the TMOS bonus show. That's just fucked up and out.

"I want an honest assessment"

That's how he reacts to honesty he asked for. Let's face it, he was going to pull his transparency act and then use the honest numbers to scold the listeners for not supporting hard enough.

Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: October 16, 2014 11:56PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Mike's show prep Wrote:
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> > Go to Walmart, Publix, Fresh Market, movie.
> > Complain about Florida's elderly drivers.
> > Scintillating.
>
> To drill down: schedule a segment to talk about a
> movie, completely fail to understand what "Spoiler
> Alert" means, don't bother to look up the name of
> the female lead you intend on complementing. Also,
> don't bother to update your copy and say the wrong
> download number for a week straight, correcting
> yourself every time.
>
> Show prep!

From today -
LFF: "Turn down your radios if you don't want a spoiler alert."
Several months later, he still doesn't know what it means.

Posted the #TMOS100 photo on the Mike O'Meara Show Facebook page. It was up for about 5 minutes before they deleted it. Hopefully Pony got a laugh out of it.



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Daily Listener. Wrote:
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> whine in an odd or
> unentertaining fashion


Today on the show we'll...

Rule #1 in running a business

Listen to the customer

If you don't do that, everything else will be fruitless

Mr. Curious Wrote:
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> if Robb hadn't interjected


The world would be a better place.

Donate the $50 to the Haiti Angels or whatever that was.

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> TMOSThreadLurker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Daily Viewer. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > There's basically no chance that Mike allows
> > Oscar
> > > to tell his likely interesting grad school
> > stores.
> > > Either Mike will have a bad pizza place story
> > that
> > > runs two segments, or Mike/Robb will
> interrupt
> > the
> > > story until it has no meaning or time left.
> > >
> > > TMOSThreadLurker Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > My favorite part of this week may have been
> > > Mike
> > > > saying: "Ok, Oscar, can you come back to
> the
> > > show,
> > > > as soon as you possibly can?"
> > > >
> > > > I agree, Mike. I agree.
> > > >
> > > > Someone needs to help me understand why
> Oscar
> > > is
> > > > so integral to both TMOS and BOAD. Despite
> my
> > > > complaints about both, Mike and Rob(b) are
> my
> > > main
> > > > draws to TMOS, and Chad and Drab are my
> main
> > > draws
> > > > to BOAD; yet, I can't explain why both
> shows
> > > are
> > > > infinitely better when Oscar is around. He
> > > > actually annoys me quite often, but, for
> some
> > > > reason, his absence is duly noted. I need
> > help
> > > > understanding this. Maybe it's just that he
> > > knows
> > > > how to play off of others so well?
> >
> > I think you're right, but he would probably be
> > able to tell it on BOAD. I'm not trying to
> sully
> > the thread, but that has mostly become my
> go-to,
> > aside from Sirius/XM (since I got it). I still
> > just can't figure out, beside the business of
> it,
> > how Oscar is so important to have around.
>
> Ok, not to bust your balls, but it's because El
> Spic is the only one who's fully ambulatory, the
> only one who can string cable, crouch and string
> cable, move from point A to point B, and the only
> one who knows a little about computers. He's also
> the only one with next to nothing to lose if he
> walks. He can walk into a dishwashing job at any
> restaurant in town if TPOS goes tits-up.
>
> Plus, unless Fatt Rob or Skeletor comes up with
> some more cash, he gets paid for the studio time,
> even if he's not on the show.
>
> That being said, don't cry for him Argentina, El
> Spic is not feeding anyone's family, just paying
> for the live-in fucking machine and his multiple
> cars.
>
> shannon cady
>
> yogainone.com

No balls busted. Fair points. I'd argue that the content is better with Oscar, though--it's more to me than just the logistics.

Lesson learned today: Mike, in his real life, doesn't do "rude."

Without Oscar, if it was just Mike and Robb, the ancient Bing Crosby bit would've never been explained.

Fan since 1067 Wrote:
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> Lesson learned today: Mike, in his real life,
> doesn't do "rude."

Except to waitresses. And nurses. And anyone who doesn't look at his kid. And anyone who looks at his kid. And anyone who looks at his wife. And . . .

Mike and Robb doing inside jokes to each other...can not get enough of that. Sign me up for the Bonus Show, I need me some more of that hilarious Bing Crosby banter.

Klubbers® are just as hack as TMOS.

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Funny enough, the Bing Crosby bit was pretty funny. Though I alllmost got it (the abuse reference, but not the Minute Maid reference), but it would've sucked without the context.

Mike and "the bald one" are the worst combination. The fact that Mike can't see it is shocking.

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>
> -


Wow, that is a terrible "joke". Using the punchline in the setup is like rhyming Homer with homer.

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> > Klubbers® are just as hack as TMOS.
> >
> > -
>
>
> Wow, that is a terrible "joke". Using the
> punchline in the setup is like rhyming Homer with
> homer.

That moron is all over the Klubber FB page. But I repeat myself.

Fan since 1067 Wrote:
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> Lesson learned today: Mike, in his real life,
> doesn't do "rude."


This after yesterday's lesson of "This show is real, we are real people, this is who we are." Or similar statement, I won't go back to find the exact wording. Of course then he was talking about why they have to force the politics on listeners and not why everything is sometime else's fault.

bubbyman Wrote:
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> Fan since 1067 Wrote:
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> > Lesson learned today: Mike, in his real life,
> > doesn't do "rude."
>
>
> This after yesterday's lesson of "This show is
> real, we are real people, this is who we are." Or
> similar statement, I won't go back to find the
> exact wording. Of course then he was talking about
> why they have to force the politics on listeners
> and not why everything is sometime else's fault.


It hasn't occurred to Mike yet that people actually listen to the show, unlike him, who doesn't even listen DURING the show

Good to know Mike waited almost 24 hours before he responded to the paying customer who said she didn't like Cranky Mike...I love that he said it like it was an actual accomplishment...Like dwelling on it for 23.75 hours before responding is an admirable act...It really is like taking candy from a baby.....a 400 pound, thin-skinned shut in of a baby with bad teeth and even worse genetics

peekza Wrote:
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> Good to know Mike waited almost 24 hours before he
> responded to the paying customer who said she
> didn't like Cranky Mike...I love that he said it
> like it was an actual accomplishment...Like
> dwelling on it for 23.75 hours before responding
> is an admirable act...It really is like taking
> candy from a baby.....a 400 pound, thin-skinned
> shut in of a baby with bad teeth and even worse
> genetics


This made me laugh in the way it was intended, an accomplishment rarely achieved by TMOS.

bubbyman Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Good to know Mike waited almost 24 hours before
> he
> > responded to the paying customer who said she
> > didn't like Cranky Mike...I love that he said
> it
> > like it was an actual accomplishment...Like
> > dwelling on it for 23.75 hours before
> responding
> > is an admirable act...It really is like taking
> > candy from a baby.....a 400 pound, thin-skinned
> > shut in of a baby with bad teeth and even worse
> > genetics
>
>
> This made me laugh in the way it was intended, an
> accomplishment rarely achieved by TMOS.

To be fair, I actually try...Glad you enjoyed

I'd say that some of the posters here do WAAAY more thread prep than the krew does show prep. Which explains why the thread is funnier.

LOVE the #TMOS100 photo. It's my new screensaver.

Oh they're real people all right, real FAT people!

If only they were real funny people.

Wait, I must not have listened hard enough, Kappy is buying Mike movie tickets now? Subscriptions must be down way more than 100 if he can't swing a movie ticket so he will have something to talk about on his podcast, either that or he is just a fat, free-loading piece of crap who is riding the gravy train all the way to Diabetes Town. Actually, it doesn't have to be an either-or, it can be both. It's both.

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> Oh they're real people all right, real FAT people!


real lazy people too

Laugh Shortage Wrote:
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> If only they were real funny people.


HIIIyoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> Actually, it doesn't have to be an either-or, it
> can be both. It's both.


ding ding ding

"I'm finished with my antibiotics, so... GLUG GLUG GLUG"

-Mike O'Meara

Comment currently on TMOS Facebook page:

"A bonus show subscription is like a vote for ISIS. TMOS is holding a serrated knife to the throat of funny and we don't negotiate with terrorists now do we?"

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> Comment currently on TMOS Facebook page:
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> "A bonus show subscription is like a vote for
> ISIS. TMOS is holding a serrated knife to the
> throat of funny and we don't negotiate with
> terrorists now do we?"


You know what the kids say...pix or it didn't happen

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> "I'm finished with my antibiotics, so... GLUG GLUG
> GLUG"
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> -Mike O'Meara


Damn genetics! Clearly buttzits ran in the family...Thanks again Dad

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> Comment currently on TMOS Facebook page:
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> "A bonus show subscription is like a vote for
> ISIS. TMOS is holding a serrated knife to the
> throat of funny and we don't negotiate with
> terrorists now do we?"



I just looked and it is NOT there.

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Unbelievable. O'Meara mentioned the movie Kappy bought him tickets for, Whiplash. Everyone feels he should go to because it involves Buddy Rich. He left his wife at home because the showings are 2:25 and 8PM and he doesn't want to pay "a million dollars " for a babysitter. Nice.

Then as a couple of people have posted, he says he doesn't "do rude" in his real life. Unless he's dealing with a older nurse during an unscheduled doctor's appointment I guess. Then he shouts at her until the tears flow.

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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Outstanding!

Richard Crainium Wrote:
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> Then as a couple of people have posted, he says he
> doesn't "do rude" in his real life. Unless he's
> dealing with a older nurse during an unscheduled
> doctor's appointment I guess. Then he shouts at
> her until the tears flow.

Yeah, but that was just a hilarious comedy bit

More like a vote for Sepsis...

Richard Crainium Wrote:
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> Then as a couple of people have posted, he says he
> doesn't "do rude" in his real life. Unless he's
> dealing with a older nurse during an unscheduled
> doctor's appointment I guess. Then he shouts at
> her until the tears flow.

And security is called.

Mike acknowledged yesterday he is petty. That's the most self-aware comment I can remember him making.

On the other hand, plenty of comedians, podcasters, entertainers, etc. are petty. Difference is they can make stories of their pettiness entertaining for their audience. He cannot.

Robb Is Taking Over As The Cunning Mimic; He Steps All Over Mike As Soon As Mike Starts Up; He's Not Half Bad......


Say La Vee....2015

Richard Crainium Wrote:
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> Unbelievable. O'Meara mentioned the movie Kappy
> bought him tickets for, Whiplash. Everyone feels
> he should go to because it involves Buddy Rich. He
> left his wife at home because the showings are
> 2:25 and 8PM and he doesn't want to pay "a million
> dollars " for a babysitter. Nice.
>
> Then as a couple of people have posted, he says he
> doesn't "do rude" in his real life. Unless he's
> dealing with a older nurse during an unscheduled
> doctor's appointment I guess. Then he shouts at
> her until the tears flow.

He also says J.K. Simmons is "not a nice guy" and then Blob asks if he means the character he was playing and LFF trails off. It's almost like he can't differentiate between the actor and the character he is portraying. At the very least, he cannot clearly get his point across. Another stroke symptom, the countless times he starts a sentence, then fades out and restarts. "The fact is..." followed by something that is not even a logical statement, much less a fact. And 90% of the time his tone of voice is identical to his Bill O'Reilly "impression".

This past year of my life has been the best & most inspiring year of my life!

#ForeverGrateful

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Richard Crainium Wrote:
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> > Unbelievable. O'Meara mentioned the movie Kappy
> > bought him tickets for, Whiplash. Everyone
> feels
> > he should go to because it involves Buddy Rich.
> He
> > left his wife at home because the showings are
> > 2:25 and 8PM and he doesn't want to pay "a
> million
> > dollars " for a babysitter. Nice.
> >
> > Then as a couple of people have posted, he says
> he
> > doesn't "do rude" in his real life. Unless he's
> > dealing with a older nurse during an
> unscheduled
> > doctor's appointment I guess. Then he shouts at
> > her until the tears flow.
>
> He also says J.K. Simmons is "not a nice guy" and
> then Blob asks if he means the character he was
> playing and LFF trails off. It's almost like he
> can't differentiate between the actor and the
> character he is portraying. At the very least, he
> cannot clearly get his point across. Another
> stroke symptom, the countless times he starts a
> sentence, then fades out and restarts. "The fact
> is..." followed by something that is not even a
> logical statement, much less a fact. And 90% of
> the time his tone of voice is identical to his
> Bill O'Reilly "impression".


To be fair, Mike probably forgot WHO JK Simmons WAS 30 seconds after he said his name

I listened to the JK comment show and my phone played the next TMOS in the list which was one from year 1.

Hearing them back to back was startling.

The LFF sounded confused in the new show and in the older one he was much more quick witted.

I make fun of him for being a drunk for so many years and his drinking damaging the lives of those around him, but damn maybe it all caught up to him

I almost felt sympathy for that lazy, fat piece of shit.

If his health problems continue on this trend, I bet the other guys are thinking about life sans the LFF.

Is Mike going to mention anything about his step son's recent civil lawsuit on the show? I am sure that will skyrocket his ratings.

Did anyone else catch when Rob started to discuss buying the concert tickets? Oscar commented how he heard about that, but Mike immediately shut the conversation down, saying he had thoroughly covered it last week. God forbid any of us could have been allowed to hear Oscar's take on it.

Stepson? Tell me more please.

Taking bets now – what will those two princes of fashion (LFF and LPS) be wearing at the Super Bowl party? Besides copious amounts of fat.

Get both right and win a copy of Open Mike (from Amazon: “the story of a few radio guys who had no other choice but to rebuild their careers on their own, like so many other Americans in these challenging economic times”). Get one right and win an “I’m Jack Cassidy” t-shirt (enjoy the hilarity that will ensue every time you wear it!). Get neither right and you will sleep well in the knowledge that you are neither one of these obese embarrassments and therefore you can’t fathom how they wake up in the morning to face the world (after doffing their apnea masks, of course), nevermind what they wear.

Bonus points if you DON'T guess that LPS will wear his Iowa hoodie. Too easy.

Yes. Do tell

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jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> The LFF sounded confused in the new show and in
> the older one he was much more quick witted.


I agree, I stopped listening over a year ago but thinking back you do see a slow deterioration of mental acuity. I won't watch a new show to gauge where he is now, relative.

MIKE if you read this get checked out by a Doc.

Could be mini-stroke(s), dementia, early onset alzheimers etc.

Get treatment, it'd be no fun hacking up a guy who can't think.

I mean sheesh, we'd have to feel sorry and maybe even say something nice.