Watch mike totally ignore recent events and do a shitty oscars recap on Monday.

You think Mike will issue a Brian Williams apology after Oscar has a talking with him?

Even Oscar's not that dumb to think this is good for the show. Right?



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Holy shit! Who knew Julia would grow into such a beautiful woman.
Attachments:

534...Semper Fat...
Attachments:

And don't forget to pay us while we give you shit.


My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> Dear Eater suffers no dissent from the peasants!
> Klubbers: you will eat the shit you are given with
> a smile on your face and ask for seconds. Why?
> Because you get it! Now repeat after me...We get.
> We get it. We get it.
>
> TMOS:
> Hack is Funny
> Fat is Skinny
> Fail is Win

Good Night Babies; Long Week End; Too Much Pussy And Coke. We Will Check Back With You All Later.......Bye Bye Babies.....





Say La Vee..........Page 534 Ahead Of Schedule And What Not, Yeah Whoop Whoop

Damn that has to be the best thread ever in the klub. To have Mike come out and call fans douches is just great. I think Oscar should encourage him to do it more without the inevitable block. That would at least keep me more interested than the current plan of " ignore until we can actually refute something." The best part is that these complainers are right in this instance, how hard is it to make a post saying there won't be a show or bonus on Friday? Hell, tell the intern to do it, he's the one posting on the show page.

Has anyone looked to see where TPerks is on iTunes compared to TMOS? They've been putting it on the TMOS RSS feed and I'm wondering which show they are trying to boost.

bubbyman Wrote:
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> Damn that has to be the best thread ever in the
> klub. To have Mike come out and call fans douches
> is just great. I think Oscar should encourage him
> to do it more without the inevitable block. That
> would at least keep me more interested than the
> current plan of " ignore until we can actually
> refute something." The best part is that these
> complainers are right in this instance, how hard
> is it to make a post saying there won't be a show
> or bonus on Friday? Hell, tell the intern to do
> it, he's the one posting on the show page.



Apparently professional broadcasters resort to name calling when they can't refute perfectly valid complaints...See how they run like Pigs from a Gun? See how they run? AHHHHHHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Yellow matter custard.

Dripping from a Fat Fucks Eye."

peekza Wrote:
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> bubbyman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Damn that has to be the best thread ever in the
> > klub. To have Mike come out and call fans
> douches
> > is just great. I think Oscar should encourage
> him
> > to do it more without the inevitable block.
> That
> > would at least keep me more interested than the
> > current plan of " ignore until we can actually
> > refute something." The best part is that these
> > complainers are right in this instance, how
> hard
> > is it to make a post saying there won't be a
> show
> > or bonus on Friday? Hell, tell the intern to do
> > it, he's the one posting on the show page.
>
>
>
> Apparently professional broadcasters resort to
> name calling when they can't refute perfectly
> valid complaints...See how they run like Pigs from
> a Gun? See how they run?
> AHHHHHHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love Casablanca!!!

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> "Yellow matter custard.
>
> Dripping from a Fat Fucks Eye."


Heeheehee-hahahaha

Don would take this and fill a 3 hour show...

exffx Wrote:
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> You think Mike will issue a Brian Williams apology
> after Oscar has a talking with him?
>
> Even Oscar's not that dumb to think this is good
> for the show. Right?

Nope, I'm assuming he'll double down on the dickiness, and fill 2 segments on what an asshole Fred Pankratius is, and how right he, LFF is (with Headdd braying and 'right'-ing all the way). The video will show O5car with his head in his hands.

In reading those various threads, the insanity of the klubbers is crazy. On one hand, LFF was browbeating all the non Bonus subscribers to get with it, and pony up the dough, and then the klubbers were browbeating subscribers for bitching that there was no show.

End times, my brothers and sisters, end times

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> The
> video will show O5car with his head in his hands.


Watching Oscar valiantly struggle to not show open contempt and despair was one of the things I enjoyed when I watched.

I trust he still does that.

LoL

RK Wrote:
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> Don would take this and fill a 3 hour show...


Mike can fill 3 segments with "as the Buttzit Turns", but then he's got to get to "News He Cannot Read" and the Audio Fault

Mike's son looks like he have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome with that big, misshaped head and face.

That isn't ok

Don't worry about Mike addressing the fan page controversy on Monday, he's already deemed this year Oscar's the worst ever on his FB page, so I'm sure that will dominate the conversation. It does make sense, since Mike is something of an expert on unwatchable/unlistenable shows.

This would have to be to boost TP, right? Nobody will do TMOS because they post TP episodes on their feed, based on my understanding of ITunes.

bubbyman Wrote:
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> Has anyone looked to see where TPerks is on iTunes
> compared to TMOS? They've been putting it on the
> TMOS RSS feed and I'm wondering which show they
> are trying to boost.

Drunk Baby Wrote:
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> Mike's son looks like he have Fetal Alcohol
> Syndrome with that big, misshaped head and face.
>


I think you are exactly right.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Drunk Baby Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike's son looks like he have Fetal Alcohol
> > Syndrome with that big, misshaped head and
> face.
> >
>
>
> I think you are exactly right.


Well, it's not like his mother went on a 31 hour bender in Reno two months pregnant...oh wait...

wow . . . anyone think we'll get an explanation for no show on friday??

pretty ballsy how mike will give so much shit to rob for not being there, and then he takes off just a day or 2 later . . . REALLY?!!!

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> wow . . . anyone think we'll get an explanation
> for no show on friday??
>
> pretty ballsy how mike will give so much shit to
> rob for not being there, and then he takes off
> just a day or 2 later . . . REALLY?!!!


If Robb had the balls to ask him, he wouldn't be the kind of person Mike would deal with.

Yep, so far, all Oscar talk in the show.

We'll see if they even address the no show issue.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Yep, so far, all Oscar talk in the show.
>
> We'll see if they even address the no show issue.

If you care about the no-show on Friday, you don't get it, and you're not listening hard enough. Now, give me money.

peekza Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Drunk Baby Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mike's son looks like he have Fetal Alcohol
> > > Syndrome with that big, misshaped head and
> > face.
> > >
> >
> >
> > I think you are exactly right.
>
>
> Well, it's not like his mother went on a 31 hour

> bender in Reno two months pregnant...oh wait...


Now she has two retards in her family thanks to her drinking problem. The Fat Drunk Baby, and then her son.

The Boys Are Back In Town, The Boys Are Back, The Boys Are Back....


You Heard It Here First!!!!



Thank The Lord.....Mike Is Man Of His Word.





Say La Vee.......Fan For Life

Mike hates the Oscars because "they're one big lie"...He apparently craves transparency?

Did Mike complain that there's no originality anymore?

Is Ustream not working or am I an idiot? Or both?

Somebody should make "Mike O'Meara Awards Post-show" Bingo cards.

Easy squares that could be modified for each ceremony:

- NPH was too slick and cutesy
- Nobody was edgy
- "Back in the day..."
- Mike will have hated "Everything is Awesome," Oscar will have loved it and Mike will dismiss Oscar's opinion. (He will probably say "Everything is Suck" or something similar.)
- He will heap praise on everything about JK Simmons.
- American Sniper being snubbed will elicit some sort of completely middle of the road "I hate guns but I love soldiers" analysis.
- Probably a few minutes about hating "political" speeches.
- He will have loved Lady Gaga, just because it was Sound of Music. Robb will have hated it.

jelemu Wrote:
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> Is Ustream not working or am I an idiot? Or both?


Probably both, but I'm right there with you.

Jason Ghiselin A great Best Of show is more work than doing a live show...thanks to whomever put it together!

He said it...finding anything that could be considered "Best" is tough.

Mr. Curious Wrote:
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> jelemu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is Ustream not working or am I an idiot? Or
> both?
>
>
> Probably both, but I'm right there with you.


The Boys Are Running A Bit Behind Schedule This Morning; Some Technical Issues; Will Keep You Babies Posted



Say La Vee......2015

How much money do you think they lose a month by continuing to use Ustream? I don't know anything about the service, but you would think they could make up the missing Bonus Show money by cancelling whatever fee they might be paying to stream it for all 12 people who watch.

UStreaming = free

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Good Night Babies; Long Week End; Too Much Pussy
> And Coke. We Will Check Back With You All
> Later.......Bye Bye Babies.....
>
>
>
>
>
> Say La Vee..........Page 534 Ahead Of Schedule And
> What Not, Yeah Whoop Whoop

There's no such thing as too much pussy and coke. You'll find that out when you get older.

Bucka bucka.

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> I don't give a shit Riot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jesus fuck, they're not on the ground floor and
> > they're not in an office building; so more like
> > $1k; remember they're sharing a space. The
> > 'studio' is largely the equipment and
> > connectivity. All that is mobile.
> Soundproofing
> > is certainly a factor but that can be
> replicated
> > in any small room. Oscar's planning for the
> > aftermath of the inevitable breakdown/death.
> What
> > makes anyone think he tells FDB what he does
> with
> > HIS studio after show hours?
> >
> > Jacking off to thinking about NOT having sex
> with
> > Kappy and Carla.
> >
> > Oh, and MikeD1, you sound like some sort of
> > twisted cat-stabbing
>
> Wow you are an idiot.
>
> You think the studio is 20 to 30 sq feet?
>
> Is there anything you know fuck all about?
>
> Or are you simply ignorant about everything?

---

Ah yes, Douchey McDoucherton from Douchetown checking in.

IF you listened to the show, which you've already proved you don't, you'd know that they rent non-retail space on an upper floor of an old building in Glover Park. It's not even office space... Oscar's renting part of someone else's space. In short, Professor, it's a room no one was using.

I know it's proposal season, but you really seriously need to take some time out to, in the words of a great man, harm yourself.

---

Bucka bucka Riot Wrote:
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> Mr Thickness Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Good Night Babies; Long Week End; Too Much
> Pussy
> > And Coke. We Will Check Back With You All
> > Later.......Bye Bye Babies.....
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Say La Vee..........Page 534 Ahead Of Schedule
> And
> > What Not, Yeah Whoop Whoop
>
> There's no such thing as too much pussy and coke.
> You'll find that out when you get older.
>
> Bucka bucka.

yessssiiiIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Mike Just Texted Me; Todays Show Is Now Up And Ready For Your Pleasure, Thank You.






Say La Vee.........

I try not to let it happen, but Mr. Thickness does make me laugh.

And glad to see Bucka Bucka!

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I try not to let it happen, but Mr. Thickness does
> make me laugh.
>
> And glad to see Bucka Bucka!

Every now and again, yes, but the Carla/Kappy thing jumped the shark ages ago. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I try not to let it happen, but Mr. Thickness does
> make me laugh.
>
> And glad to see Bucka Bucka!


I would say you're better than that Blobb, but it happens to the best of us...Just blame your genetics

Hey, I still listen to TMOS, so right there you know there is something wrong with me.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Hey, I still listen to TMOS, so right there you
> know there is something wrong with me.


Might be time for you to try harder

The Oscars weren't "edgy' enough for Mike. Dear lord, the irony is almost too much to bear. I honestly believe he has never listened to even one episode of his vanilla podcast after it has been recorded. The cackling jackass is back from his sickness and is in fine form. Every noise that comes out of Fatty's head is being met with his usual gales of inexplicable laughter.

Man Without a Face Riot Wrote:
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> jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't give a shit Riot Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Jesus fuck, they're not on the ground floor
> and
> > > they're not in an office building; so more
> like
> > > $1k; remember they're sharing a space. The
> > > 'studio' is largely the equipment and
> > > connectivity. All that is mobile.
> > Soundproofing
> > > is certainly a factor but that can be
> > replicated
> > > in any small room. Oscar's planning for the
> > > aftermath of the inevitable breakdown/death.
> > What
> > > makes anyone think he tells FDB what he does
> > with
> > > HIS studio after show hours?
> > >
> > > Jacking off to thinking about NOT having sex
> > with
> > > Kappy and Carla.
> > >
> > > Oh, and MikeD1, you sound like some sort of
> > > twisted cat-stabbing
> >
> > Wow you are an idiot.
> >
> > You think the studio is 20 to 30 sq feet?
> >
> > Is there anything you know fuck all about?
> >
> > Or are you simply ignorant about
> everything?

---

> Ah yes, Douchey McDoucherton from Douchetown
> checking in.
>
> IF you listened to the show, which you've already
> proved you don't, you'd know that they rent
> non-retail space on an upper floor of an old
> building in Glover Park. It's not even office
> space... Oscar's renting part of someone
> else's space. In short, Professor, it's a
> room no one was using.
>
> I know it's proposal season, but you really
> seriously need to take some time out to, in the
> words of a great man, harm yourself.
>
>

---

You igorance is simply astounding. It is marveling to come in contact with it.

Go look at sublease prices in DC. Don't worry, we won't wait for you. You butt pirate of knowledge

So are you two really getting into a name-calling fight about rental prices in DC?

I'm listening to Mike bitch about how difficult his life is. No one on earth could possibly understand the frustration of walking a dog that poops three times when Mike only has one bag. It might be funny if he were joking but he's serious as his impending heart attack. He's really pissed off.

The voice of reason: "So, Mike... Maybe you could bring a couple more bags next time?"

Mike: "FUCK YOU, DOUCHEBAG! YOU'RE BLOCKED!"

So Mike didn't think it was important to talk about why he missed Friday's show and the controversy on FB, but he can prattle on and on about dog crap and what sounds his toddler makes.

This honestly might have been the worst episode ever. Dare I say, unlistenable.

I don't think Mike liked today's show much either...
Attachments:

I'd like to direct you to the very first post on this page.


He could actually have compelling conversations, but no.

Seriously? Wrote:
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> So are you two really getting into a name-calling
> fight about rental prices in DC?


LoL

So Walking two small dogs is apparently too technically challenging for the LFF? Wow, he is incompetent in absolutely every facet of his life. Nothing sadder than a golden boy who is way past his sell-by date.

He's helpless without his "mommy".

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> So Walking two small dogs is apparently too
> technically challenging for the LFF? Wow, he is
> incompetent in absolutely every facet of his life.
> Nothing sadder than a golden boy who is way past
> his sell-by date.

Come on, even at his peak, he was Donnie G's lil' sidekick and mimic. Of course, Rob(b) was their Piss Boy. Not sure LFF's golden age was all that golden. Maybe fool's gold.

You'll never see me walking 2 little dogs like some fag, dipping up their turds like a retard.

My dog shits in the back yard.

Not really the point but congratulations to you and your dog.

I'm surprised he hasn't just resorted to getting a Potty Patch in his house for the dogs.

NotThisBoy Wrote:

>
> My dog shits in the back yard.


Like God intended...

Mr. Curious Wrote:
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> So Mike didn't think it was important to talk
> about why he missed Friday's show and the
> controversy on FB, but he can prattle on and on
> about dog crap and what sounds his toddler makes.
>
>
> This honestly might have been the worst episode
> ever. Dare I say, unlistenable.


I know right? And the reasoning(or lack thereof) sounded a lot like his reasoning for not taking a picture of the shutter he installed over his sink huh?

Horseradish Wrote:
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> He's helpless without his "mommy".


literally, Hand to God

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I'd like to direct you to the very first post on
> this page.
>
>
> He could actually have compelling conversations,
> but no.


Boston Market

Unlistenable. A dog-crap covered man who will most likely get his kid killed because he's so irresponsible? I'm supposed to care?

OMeara can't care for his own kid, the babysitter is late, so he calls his wife and gets pissed at her because she makes him late for golf. Thrilling.

No mention of his three day vacation. Although he tried to imply some private tragedy struck.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I'd like to direct you to the very first post on
> this page.
>
>
> He could actually have compelling conversations,
> but no.

Aha, so Blobb has confirmed that he does Mike's show prep.

Unhappy Customer Wrote:
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> Although he tried to imply some private tragedy struck.

I won't say he is flat out lying about that...

But I am one of the people that clearly heard him saying that since Oscar would not be on Friday's show, that there would not be a show that day. It was definitely more implied than stated, but if there was some sort of tragedy how would he know about it a full day in advance?

Unhappy Customer Wrote:
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> he
> tried to imply some private tragedy struck.

Unhappy Customer Wrote:
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> if
> there was some sort of tragedy how would he know
> about it a full day in advance?


I might conjecture at this point, he'd consider having to walk the dogs tomorrow a tragedy.

Are You All Referring To Oscar Santana Or The Academy Awards When Inserting Oscars In Your Posts??????




Losing My Mind...


Todays Show Scores A Low 4 Rating; Mike Please No More Singing Of Lyrics That Suck.


Say La Vee......What Not

the only tragedy is Mike's inability to come up with a better excuse on the fly.....Obviously, he thought Robb would still be sick on Friday , so he made "plans"(think TEE-TIME) and when Robb showed up, Mike was already in Punt Formation and called it...He probably FORGOT all about the Bonus show, and that's why he doesn't want to talk about it now...He is right about TMOS being transparent, cause we can see right through his lies now...

peekza Wrote:
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> the only tragedy is Mike's inability to come up
> with a better excuse on the fly.....Obviously, he
> thought Robb would still be sick on Friday , so he
> made "plans"(think TEE-TIME) and when Robb showed
> up, Mike was already in Punt Formation and called
> it...He probably FORGOT all about the Bonus show,
> and that's why he doesn't want to talk about it
> now...He is right about TMOS being transparent,
> cause we can see right through his lies now...


boom. Nice, peekza.

Someone should ask Santana about Friday. If he gets all wishy washy then it probably meant Mike went golfing.

I can't remember the last time there was no BOAD episode or reloaded.

Chad, Oscar and even Drab have other gigs.

Rob and Mike? Nothing!



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At least Rob Ford is having some luck in the dating world. Wouldn't know about it by listening to TMOS.

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> At least Rob Ford is having some luck in the
> dating world. Wouldn't know about it by listening
> to TMOS.


Mike is clueless, Oscar can't be bothered and Robb doesn't want to share mic time....Poor Robert Ford never stood a chance

Sounds like Carla and Mike had a tiff. LFF says stuff happened, it's his stuff, we're not going to hear about it, and everyone's home. Carla left kid with LFF and took off for a "girls weekend" Friday to Sunday, forgetting stroller was in car. LFF texts her, "No stroller," Carla responds, "Damn." Love is in the air.

LFF concedes he and Carla will have to go out of their neighborhood for friends. Paranoid Mike thinks everyone is talking shit about him, and he doesn't like the tone used when they say, "Hi, Mike."

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> At least Rob Ford is having some luck in the
> dating world. Wouldn't know about it by listening
> to TMOS.

Just finished listening to the RoFo dating episode of the Tony Perkins Show. It was 1000% better than any TMOS episode in months. I'm not suggesting RoFo needs to be an equal participant, but he is pretty good on TPS. Why do Robb and Mike only berate and demean the interns? It really isn't fun to listen to.

Mr. Curious Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Why do Robb and
> Mike only berate and demean the interns?


That's all that they have left.

Mr. Curious Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > At least Rob Ford is having some luck in the
> > dating world. Wouldn't know about it by
> listening
> > to TMOS.
>
> Just finished listening to the RoFo dating episode
> of the Tony Perkins Show. It was 1000% better
> than any TMOS episode in months. I'm not
> suggesting RoFo needs to be an equal participant,
> but he is pretty good on TPS. Why do Robb and
> Mike only berate and demean the interns? It
> really isn't fun to listen to.


Robb does it because he is terrified of the competition...Mike does it because he's just a bully, plain and simple...

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Todays Show Scores A Low 4 Rating; Mike Please No
> More Singing Of Lyrics That Suck.
> Say La Vee......What Not


Even Mike's tag team partner Mr Thickness is unimpressed with today's shit bomb episode.

I can't believe we got yet another segment of Dogshit Theater...Which makes the absence of an actual explanation about Friday even more suspicious...He will literally talk about grass growing...We know he didn't have a medical emergency....He would have milked that for at least 2 segments...And God knows if Carla/Lil Mikey had any sort of emergency, we would have heard about Hero Mike sacrificing/saving the day...That leaves GOLF...

lets talk about guys we are jealous of and obsessed with everyday

ok?

we are so cool

nPMdy Wrote:
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> lets talk about guys we are jealous of and
> obsessed with everyday
>
> ok?
>
> we are so cool


Lets obsess over what obsesses other obsessed people everyday

If they had just used Oscar clips from a bit service,they could have riffed for an hour today. This would have been better than dog shit stories again.

How about maybe running some Oscar clips/clips from nominated movies in the opening instead of two fucked out Godfather 2 clips? Whenever Mike cries about somebody trying harder I wonder what if Robb tried at all?

Mike describes his son as Awake and Unhappy.

Applies to him and Carla as well.

Demeaning interns can be fun, but Mike and Robb are bad at it. Rob Ford is a damn near star on TP's show. I think they set him up to succeed, and are putting him over, but his tip ins have been so much wittier and intellegent than the average Robb quip.

#FreeRoFo

Mr. Curious Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > At least Rob Ford is having some luck in the
> > dating world. Wouldn't know about it by
> listening
> > to TMOS.
>
> Just finished listening to the RoFo dating episode
> of the Tony Perkins Show. It was 1000% better
> than any TMOS episode in months. I'm not
> suggesting RoFo needs to be an equal participant,
> but he is pretty good on TPS. Why do Robb and
> Mike only berate and demean the interns? It
> really isn't fun to listen to.

peekza Wrote:
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> How about maybe running some Oscar clips/clips
> from nominated movies in the opening instead of
> two fucked out Godfather 2 clips? Whenever Mike
> cries about somebody trying harder I wonder what
> if Robb tried at all?

Years from now, after Mike and Robb are long dead, and Oscar's forehead has receded all the way to his butt crack, someone will utter the phrase "fucked out" and I will recall fond memories of this thread.

Even in podcast format they have interns that are better than Spewak. He really is a failure.

peekza Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Drunk Baby Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mike's son looks like he have Fetal Alcohol
> > > Syndrome with that big, misshaped head and
> > face.
> > >
> >
> >
> > I think you are exactly right.
>
>
> Well, it's not like his mother went on a 31 hour
> bender in Reno two months pregnant...oh wait...




Alcoholic benders while pregnant, real smart move. Gamble with the health of your baby so you can get your buzz on. Keep it classy Tardla.


“The problem with drinking alcohol during your pregnancy is that there is no amount that has been proven to be safe,” says Jacques Moritz, MD, director of gynecology at St. Luke’s-Roosevelt Hospital in New York.

David Garry, DO, associate professor of clinical obstetrics and gynecology at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine and chair of the Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorders Task Force for the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists District II/NY, agrees. He says that researchers don’t know enough about the potential effects of drinking alcohol at particular times during the pregnancy to be able to say that any time is really safe.

Fan since 1067 Wrote:
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> Demeaning interns can be fun, but Mike and Robb
> are bad at it. Rob Ford is a damn near star on
> TP's show. I think they set him up to succeed, and
> are putting him over, but his tip ins have been so
> much wittier and intellegent than the average Robb
> quip.
>
> #FreeRoFo

"Much wittier and intelligent than the average Robb quip" is the very definition of "damning with faint praise."

Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
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> Unhappy Customer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------

> But I am one of the people that clearly heard him
> saying that since Oscar would not be on Friday's
> show, that there would not be a show that day. It
> was definitely more implied than stated, but if
> there was some sort of tragedy how would he know
> about it a full day in advance?

I heard that too. He threw it out as a joke but Oscar no-sold it because I'm sure he knew it was going to happen.

nPMdy Wrote:
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> lets talk about guys we are jealous of and
> obsessed with everyday
>
> ok?
>
> we are so cool

Jealous and obsessed with a man who can't keep dog crap off his hands, almost let his kid get run over, couldn't wait for a babysitter, panicked and called his wife, got pissed that she almost made him miss his tee-time, then wasn't greeted with enough courtesy by the people at the club, who he thought he was golfing with but was wrong and he was bothering random strangers? And as was pointed out here isn't satisfied his neighbor's tone when they say "hello" to him? And thinks that's all fodder for a compelling podcast?

That's the best you can come up with, un-named emissary of Mike's Show, trying to do damage control on a message board?

Next time just try "I'm rubber and you're glue" Mike.

Thanks, Bubbyman!

Listened to Don G mention he could still afford his house, unlike Fatty Arbuckle O'Meara.

Sadly, I also listened to the clip you posted when O'Meara admitted he gave up drinking. He calmly and a little sadly pointed out he was an alcoholic, but not dependent. And he said he was giving up booze for his health and because it took so much out of him to be out late, tired and still do a show. And for his kid.

How pathetic it is that he's back on the bottle because his dope of a child bride doesn't think he 's enough "fun".

"I can't believe I married O'Meara..."

I'm a guy who totally enjoys TMOS. Take yesterday's show for example, and Mike's opening song about the Oscars. I haven't laughed that hard at a song parody since Jack Diamond played an exquisite one about the last episode of Friends in 2004. But that was from a radio comedy service. Mike wrote this one himself! What a talent! I mean, I nearly drove off the road laughing as I listened to Mike's clever rhyming couplets and mock sense of anger about the Oscars telecast. So witty, so sublime. And of course, Mike is such a perfectionist that he was miffed the song did not go as smoothly as he had planned. But who noticed? Kudos, Mike, for a wonderful job. I sense a real radio job is just around the corner for you now, my friend.

Frank Lyman Wrote:
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> I'm a guy who totally enjoys TMOS. Take
> yesterday's show for example, and Mike's opening
> song about the Oscars. I haven't laughed that hard
> at a song parody since Jack Diamond played an
> exquisite one about the last episode of Friends in
> 2004. But that was from a radio comedy service.
> Mike wrote this one himself! What a talent! I
> mean, I nearly drove off the road laughing as I
> listened to Mike's clever rhyming couplets and
> mock sense of anger about the Oscars telecast. So
> witty, so sublime. And of course, Mike is such a
> perfectionist that he was miffed the song did not
> go as smoothly as he had planned. But who noticed?
> Kudos, Mike, for a wonderful job. I sense a real
> radio job is just around the corner for you now,
> my friend.

Dude! I totally agree! And remember when Mike told that story about the country club? He walked up and talked to the people he was going to golf with and they weren't friendly enough-! But it turned out they weren't even the people he was supposed to golf with! ha ha ! Comedy gold, man!

>
> Dude! I totally agree! And remember when Mike told
> that story about the country club? He walked up
> and talked to the people he was going to golf with
> and they weren't friendly enough-! But it turned
> out they weren't even the people he was supposed
> to golf with! ha ha ! Comedy gold, man!

LFF, walking that fine line of saying funny things, and being such a complete fucking arrogant moron that we laugh AT him! He's so unbelievably stupid and clueless, and blends it seamlessly with the belief that he's more important than the people around him! Combine that with his inability to get his weight down below baby hippo level, and the fact that his body is finally breaking down, and it's laughs-a-plenty!

It's all a bit.

Comedy Tonight Wrote:
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> >
> > Dude! I totally agree! And remember when Mike
> told
> > that story about the country club? He walked up
> > and talked to the people he was going to golf
> with
> > and they weren't friendly enough-! But it
> turned
> > out they weren't even the people he was
> supposed
> > to golf with! ha ha ! Comedy gold, man!
>
> LFF, walking that fine line of saying funny
> things, and being such a complete fucking arrogant
> moron that we laugh AT him! He's so unbelievably
> stupid and clueless, and blends it seamlessly with
> the belief that he's more important than the
> people around him! Combine that with his
> inability to get his weight down below baby hippo
> level, and the fact that his body is finally
> breaking down, and it's laughs-a-plenty!

All a character. Like a cross between Judah Friedlander and Cactus Jack, only shitty.