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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Georgia Jones
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Date: February 24, 2015 11:25AM
Comedy Tonight Wrote:
> He's so unbelievably
> stupid and clueless, and blends it seamlessly with
> the belief that he's more important than the
> people around him!
O'Meara in a one sentence nutshell, bravo sir!
> He's so unbelievably
> stupid and clueless, and blends it seamlessly with
> the belief that he's more important than the
> people around him!
O'Meara in a one sentence nutshell, bravo sir!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 24, 2015 12:18PM
535...Semper Fat...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 24, 2015 12:43PM
Frank Lyman Wrote:
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> I'm a guy who totally enjoys TMOS. Take
> yesterday's show for example, and Mike's opening
> song about the Oscars. I haven't laughed that hard
> at a song parody since Jack Diamond played an
> exquisite one about the last episode of Friends in
> 2004. But that was from a radio comedy service.
> Mike wrote this one himself! What a talent! I
> mean, I nearly drove off the road laughing as I
> listened to Mike's clever rhyming couplets and
> mock sense of anger about the Oscars telecast. So
> witty, so sublime. And of course, Mike is such a
> perfectionist that he was miffed the song did not
> go as smoothly as he had planned. But who noticed?
> Kudos, Mike, for a wonderful job. I sense a real
> radio job is just around the corner for you now,
> my friend.
If Mike was the perfectionist you claim he is, he would have just recorded another take until he got it right...As it was, he had tried hard enough already
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> I'm a guy who totally enjoys TMOS. Take
> yesterday's show for example, and Mike's opening
> song about the Oscars. I haven't laughed that hard
> at a song parody since Jack Diamond played an
> exquisite one about the last episode of Friends in
> 2004. But that was from a radio comedy service.
> Mike wrote this one himself! What a talent! I
> mean, I nearly drove off the road laughing as I
> listened to Mike's clever rhyming couplets and
> mock sense of anger about the Oscars telecast. So
> witty, so sublime. And of course, Mike is such a
> perfectionist that he was miffed the song did not
> go as smoothly as he had planned. But who noticed?
> Kudos, Mike, for a wonderful job. I sense a real
> radio job is just around the corner for you now,
> my friend.
If Mike was the perfectionist you claim he is, he would have just recorded another take until he got it right...As it was, he had tried hard enough already
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 24, 2015 12:44PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> It's all a bit.
If only it was a funny bit
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> It's all a bit.
If only it was a funny bit
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
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Date: February 24, 2015 01:00PM
So Mike and Carla had a tiff and she goes off for a girls night out? I see the set up. I called that she'll leave him between Valentine's day and his birthday. Trial separation then BOOM, divorce on grounds of drinking.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Replay
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Date: February 24, 2015 01:23PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> So Mike and Carla had a tiff and she goes off for
> a girls night out? I see the set up. I called that
> she'll leave him between Valentine's day and his
> birthday. Trial separation then BOOM, divorce on
> grounds of drinking.
So, some guy in Florida got blown by Ol' Giraffe Neck last night? I can hear her now, "My god, I can reach it without pulling your stomach out of the way, and you don't smell like McDonald's and dirty sweat! I am SO wet!"
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> So Mike and Carla had a tiff and she goes off for
> a girls night out? I see the set up. I called that
> she'll leave him between Valentine's day and his
> birthday. Trial separation then BOOM, divorce on
> grounds of drinking.
So, some guy in Florida got blown by Ol' Giraffe Neck last night? I can hear her now, "My god, I can reach it without pulling your stomach out of the way, and you don't smell like McDonald's and dirty sweat! I am SO wet!"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
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Date: February 24, 2015 01:43PM
If someone hated life, they should transcribe Mike's song effort from yesterday, and see how it parallels him. "Not edgy" "unhealthy" "I hate" "you suck" "lie"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
JO Atnight
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Date: February 24, 2015 02:28PM
that picture of Robb screams VIRGIN!!!!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Bunt Twins
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Date: February 24, 2015 02:46PM
JO Atnight Wrote:
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> that picture of Robb screams VIRGIN!!!!!!
They both have Bunts.
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> that picture of Robb screams VIRGIN!!!!!!
They both have Bunts.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Robb'd
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Date: February 24, 2015 02:50PM
Bunt Twins Wrote:
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> Bunts.
I regret googling that.
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> Bunts.
I regret googling that.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
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Date: February 24, 2015 02:55PM
Those mom shorts.
And hers too.
And hers too.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
JO Atnight
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Date: February 24, 2015 02:57PM
Im sure Rob-b has gone way past the gunt stage.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
my name goes here
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Date: February 24, 2015 03:12PM
So is Todd Moore still a subscriber or is he one of the 100 as well? Apparently he has a new game out (that doesn't look that interesting) and I haven't heard anything about it on the show. I don't listen to tech 411, can't say if he promotes it there, but not a word on the LFF show.
It has been 0 days since LFF yelled at Spewakk for being lazy or doing something stupid
It has been 0 days since LFF yelled at Spewakk for being lazy or doing something stupid
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
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Date: February 24, 2015 03:27PM
Is it as boring as "Compulsive"?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Theory of Eating Everything
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Date: February 24, 2015 03:42PM
I wonder if Carla can related to Stephen Hawking's beleaguered wife. But instead of having ALS, Mike's disability is being a fat and lazy booze hound. And instead of solving the mysteries of the universe, Mike is confounded by dog shit.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Intractable Insobriety
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Date: February 24, 2015 03:53PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Those mom shorts.
>
> And hers too.
In the voice of Laura Petrie, "Ohhhh, Blobb!"
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> Those mom shorts.
>
> And hers too.
In the voice of Laura Petrie, "Ohhhh, Blobb!"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's Diverticular Colon
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Date: February 24, 2015 05:07PM
Stand back! I'm about to blow!
Hmm. Now that I think about it, I've never heard his wife say that. At home. To Mike.
Hmm. Now that I think about it, I've never heard his wife say that. At home. To Mike.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike Technique
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Date: February 24, 2015 05:20PM
Mike is an old wash-up who doesn't know how to do "radio" anymore. It is time to take the mic away and put him out to pasture.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Shrekky Spewak
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Date: February 24, 2015 08:02PM
A screen cap from today's show. Look how Chubb's stomach virus took a toll on him. He must have lost an entire pound!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 24, 2015 08:07PM
Shrekky Spewak Wrote:
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> A screen cap from today's show. Look how Chubb's
> stomach virus took a toll on him. He must have
> lost an entire pound!
Ahahahahahahas...The best part is he probably actually lost 10 pounds during his 48 hour purge, he's just so fat it didn't make a difference!
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> A screen cap from today's show. Look how Chubb's
> stomach virus took a toll on him. He must have
> lost an entire pound!
Ahahahahahahas...The best part is he probably actually lost 10 pounds during his 48 hour purge, he's just so fat it didn't make a difference!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lady Baltimore
()
Date: February 24, 2015 08:17PM
Well, Mike finally admitted on today's show that he's too damn old to have a baby to deal with. Guess Carla should've listened to him the other 500 times he said it
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 24, 2015 08:28PM
Well there goes the marriage I guess. ..I mean that's really a mean thing to say. Sad...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
jhopkinsffxu
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Date: February 24, 2015 08:37PM
Yeah, I listened to today's
That comment was actually very sad:
1) Jr will be able to hear that show one day. The LFF should really think about how his comments will live on...
2) LFF is a shitty dad. He has two other kids to prove this. So, when Jr. is wondering why his dad sucked, he'll have daily podcasts to listen to, to unravel that puzzle
3)this just goes to show how dumb the LFF is. Jarla has a smoking gun for custody. Not like the LFF would want to be a single father...
4) I wonder if his daughter's listen...
Yeah, I didn't find that funny or funny in "I hate the LFF", it felt honest and sad to me
That comment was actually very sad:
1) Jr will be able to hear that show one day. The LFF should really think about how his comments will live on...
2) LFF is a shitty dad. He has two other kids to prove this. So, when Jr. is wondering why his dad sucked, he'll have daily podcasts to listen to, to unravel that puzzle
3)this just goes to show how dumb the LFF is. Jarla has a smoking gun for custody. Not like the LFF would want to be a single father...
4) I wonder if his daughter's listen...
Yeah, I didn't find that funny or funny in "I hate the LFF", it felt honest and sad to me
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
exffx
()
Date: February 24, 2015 09:47PM
"As a Father you're a good golfer" - Ex Mrs. O'Meara
Pretty much sums up everything and will forever describe Mike.
Pretty much sums up everything and will forever describe Mike.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
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Date: February 24, 2015 09:52PM
Oh please, like anyone is going to listen to this shit years from now.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
exffx
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Date: February 24, 2015 09:54PM
Or have copies of the podcast.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike Jr
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Date: February 24, 2015 10:10PM
Mike Jr is going to grow up wondering why his dad is black and he isn't.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 24, 2015 10:13PM
exffx Wrote:
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> "As a Father you're a good golfer" - Ex Mrs.
> O'Meara
>
> Pretty much sums up everything and will forever
> describe Mike.
I know right....When he said "My other children didn't do that" I thought "How would you even know?"
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> "As a Father you're a good golfer" - Ex Mrs.
> O'Meara
>
> Pretty much sums up everything and will forever
> describe Mike.
I know right....When he said "My other children didn't do that" I thought "How would you even know?"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Intractable Insobriety
()
Date: February 24, 2015 10:31PM
It seemed LFF had never heard of the terrible twos before. When he related how Carla said they could last until age 4, and Spewak confirmed it, he howled in the same manner he had imitated his son's squall.
I know, it's a bit. And I'm jealous. And I'm obsessed.
I know, it's a bit. And I'm jealous. And I'm obsessed.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Intractable Insobriety
()
Date: February 24, 2015 10:34PM
Someone should send Lil Mikey his very own toy Samsonite luggage set to begin tossing around. Through the Amazon link, of course.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carload
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Date: February 24, 2015 11:02PM
Mikes biggest mistake was marrying Carload. She hooked him all the way. Now he will be supporting her and "his" kid for 18 years. Have fun working till mid 70s Mike.
As an aside, if your wife is telling you that you are more fun drunk than sober and that you should keep drinking...your marriage is a complete sham and you are a fool.
As an aside, if your wife is telling you that you are more fun drunk than sober and that you should keep drinking...your marriage is a complete sham and you are a fool.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
exffx
()
Date: February 24, 2015 11:13PM
A wife telling her alcoholic husband to start drinking again cause he's more fun that way....oh and they have a 2 year old.
hahahahahahahahaha.
The real stuff is amazing. Haters can't even make up shit like this.
hahahahahahahahaha.
The real stuff is amazing. Haters can't even make up shit like this.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 24, 2015 11:22PM
Barlush totally hooked and rooked him. Keep marrying strippers Ricky!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: February 24, 2015 11:28PM
Were I a mother, I would NEVER leave my toddler in Mike's sole care for an hour, let alone for a weekend. Simply astounding.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Thread the Needle
()
Date: February 24, 2015 11:41PM
This thread goes back seven years. Over those years, there are many instances when posters on here warned Mike not to marry Carla because she wanted kids and, after they got married, not to have kids. Now the chickens have come home to roost. Mike is a goddamn idiot. He could have married Carla's mom, for Christ's sake. No guy in his 50s should be dumb enough or desperate enough to subject himself to having kids again.
Yet, here we are.
Oh, and Mike. Told you so, you fucking dumbshit.
Yet, here we are.
Oh, and Mike. Told you so, you fucking dumbshit.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 25, 2015 03:20AM
A normal 50+ man would have gone after Linda, she's hot, kid Carla outta the way, free and clear, but Mike thought he'd still be a radio star, have money, and have health, wrong, wrong, wrong. Plus that's assuming Linda likes obese drunks.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lady Baltimore
()
Date: February 25, 2015 06:54AM
Thread the Needle Wrote:
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> He could have married Carla's mom, for Christ's sake. No guy in
> his 50s should be dumb enough or desperate enough
> to subject himself to having kids again.
>
> Yet, here we are.
And if Carla wanted a kid so bad, then she should have married a guy her own age who would be able to be a father to her baby -- instead of a man who's past his prime and in bad health and who's told her a million times he doesn't want to have any more kids.
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> He could have married Carla's mom, for Christ's sake. No guy in
> his 50s should be dumb enough or desperate enough
> to subject himself to having kids again.
>
> Yet, here we are.
And if Carla wanted a kid so bad, then she should have married a guy her own age who would be able to be a father to her baby -- instead of a man who's past his prime and in bad health and who's told her a million times he doesn't want to have any more kids.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
jhopkinsffxu
()
Date: February 25, 2015 07:55AM
No chance Jarla spawns another with the LFF, right?
She has accomplished everything she needed to with Jr., right?
Do you think they had a prenup and if so was it one of the ones that changes whe a kid happens?
LFF could tell an interesting story...
1) he was wasted one night and Jarla got to work and poof she is knocked up
2) she said "fuck a baby into me or I leave"
3) months of clomid and everybody trying real hard to make it happen
Yeah, that'd be an interesting story and Dr related
She has accomplished everything she needed to with Jr., right?
Do you think they had a prenup and if so was it one of the ones that changes whe a kid happens?
LFF could tell an interesting story...
1) he was wasted one night and Jarla got to work and poof she is knocked up
2) she said "fuck a baby into me or I leave"
3) months of clomid and everybody trying real hard to make it happen
Yeah, that'd be an interesting story and Dr related
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Don Imus
()
Date: February 25, 2015 08:36AM
Put yourself in Mike’s malodorous sneakers. He’ll be 60 when Lil Mikey is entering 1st grade. He’ll be nearly 70 when the kid is entering HS, and nearly 75 when Lil Mikey is getting ready to head off to the Columbia School of Broadcasting. (For the sake of making a point, I’m assuming Mike’s lifestyle somehow doesn’t kill him before then.) If I were a parent of a toddler now, I’d look at that timeline and get severely depressed. No wonder Mike went back to drinking.
Mike, you made a deal with the devil when you married a stripper. You’re a first-degree dumbass.
Mike, you made a deal with the devil when you married a stripper. You’re a first-degree dumbass.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Bed Bugs
()
Date: February 25, 2015 08:54AM
Don Imus Wrote:
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> Put yourself in Mike’s malodorous sneakers.
> He’ll be 60 when Lil Mikey is entering 1st
> grade. He’ll be nearly 70 when the kid is
> entering HS, and nearly 75 when Lil Mikey is
> getting ready to head off to the Columbia School
> of Broadcasting. (For the sake of making a point,
> I’m assuming Mike’s lifestyle somehow
> doesn’t kill him before then.) If I were a
> parent of a toddler now, I’d look at that
> timeline and get severely depressed. No wonder
> Mike went back to drinking.
>
> Mike, you made a deal with the devil when you
> married a stripper. You’re a first-degree
> dumbass.
Bingo!
Carla is assuming Mike will just up and die one day, but if you look at the statistics it is more common to have several major medical complications then death. So Mike will probably have a couple of heart attacks or strokes or maybe even a bout or two with cancer and THEN he will die.
And guess who gets to take care of Mike during all of this?
Carla
Too funny.
She will be stuck watching the money she worked so hard for be drained away on medical care for a man she never loved.
She ends up as the ultimate loser in all this.
Money comes and goes, but your youth is your most precious commodity and she wasted it trying to get a sugar daddy who really didn't have that much sugar.
In the end, Carla is the ultimate fool.
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> Put yourself in Mike’s malodorous sneakers.
> He’ll be 60 when Lil Mikey is entering 1st
> grade. He’ll be nearly 70 when the kid is
> entering HS, and nearly 75 when Lil Mikey is
> getting ready to head off to the Columbia School
> of Broadcasting. (For the sake of making a point,
> I’m assuming Mike’s lifestyle somehow
> doesn’t kill him before then.) If I were a
> parent of a toddler now, I’d look at that
> timeline and get severely depressed. No wonder
> Mike went back to drinking.
>
> Mike, you made a deal with the devil when you
> married a stripper. You’re a first-degree
> dumbass.
Bingo!
Carla is assuming Mike will just up and die one day, but if you look at the statistics it is more common to have several major medical complications then death. So Mike will probably have a couple of heart attacks or strokes or maybe even a bout or two with cancer and THEN he will die.
And guess who gets to take care of Mike during all of this?
Carla
Too funny.
She will be stuck watching the money she worked so hard for be drained away on medical care for a man she never loved.
She ends up as the ultimate loser in all this.
Money comes and goes, but your youth is your most precious commodity and she wasted it trying to get a sugar daddy who really didn't have that much sugar.
In the end, Carla is the ultimate fool.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
(the old) JC
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Date: February 25, 2015 09:06AM
wow, i'm on monday's show, and mike really is a man-baby. just the bitching and moaning about the dumbest shit -- it's insane. what a horrible existence he appears to be living.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Don Imus
()
Date: February 25, 2015 09:09AM
Bed Bugs Wrote:
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> Bingo!
> In the end, Carla is the ultimate fool.
And I bingo you back, Bed Bug. (Say THAT three times fast.) But I guess the question then becomes who is the bigger fool in this marriage, Carla or Mike? Which of those two feels more entrapped now? Which of those two was banking on a different future scenario back in their innocent dating days? You know, back when they'd go to Caps games, with Mike dressed in his Star Trek uniform and Carla pointing at the scoreboard saying "what's that thing?"
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> Bingo!
> In the end, Carla is the ultimate fool.
And I bingo you back, Bed Bug. (Say THAT three times fast.) But I guess the question then becomes who is the bigger fool in this marriage, Carla or Mike? Which of those two feels more entrapped now? Which of those two was banking on a different future scenario back in their innocent dating days? You know, back when they'd go to Caps games, with Mike dressed in his Star Trek uniform and Carla pointing at the scoreboard saying "what's that thing?"
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's Colon
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Date: February 25, 2015 09:55AM
exffx Wrote:
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> A wife telling her alcoholic husband to start
> drinking again cause he's more fun that way....oh
> and they have a 2 year old.
>
> hahahahahahahahaha.
>
> The real stuff is amazing. Haters can't even make
> up shit like this.
Amen. That should be the show's creedo. And Mike still doesn't "get it"!
"A wife telling her alcoholic husband to start drinking again cause he's more fun that way....oh and they have a 2 year old"
Plus Robb knocked it dead with his rambling story about how there's a toenail fungus remedy named "Jublia". Are we supposed to care because Julia has fungus, or because his family is using it to mock her name or what? It was almost as funny as he and Mike exchanging lists of medical side effects. Or the riveting tale about how Robb was afraid to take Tamiflu.
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> A wife telling her alcoholic husband to start
> drinking again cause he's more fun that way....oh
> and they have a 2 year old.
>
> hahahahahahahahaha.
>
> The real stuff is amazing. Haters can't even make
> up shit like this.
Amen. That should be the show's creedo. And Mike still doesn't "get it"!
"A wife telling her alcoholic husband to start drinking again cause he's more fun that way....oh and they have a 2 year old"
Plus Robb knocked it dead with his rambling story about how there's a toenail fungus remedy named "Jublia". Are we supposed to care because Julia has fungus, or because his family is using it to mock her name or what? It was almost as funny as he and Mike exchanging lists of medical side effects. Or the riveting tale about how Robb was afraid to take Tamiflu.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Tammy Floo
()
Date: February 25, 2015 10:00AM
Mike's Colon Wrote:
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> exffx Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A wife telling her alcoholic husband to start
> > drinking again cause he's more fun that
> way....oh
> > and they have a 2 year old.
> >
> > hahahahahahahahaha.
> >
> > The real stuff is amazing. Haters can't even
> make
> > up shit like this.
>
> Amen. That should be the show's creedo. And Mike
> still doesn't "get it"!
>
>
> "A wife telling her alcoholic husband to start
> drinking again cause he's more fun that way....oh
> and they have a 2 year old"
>
>
> Plus Robb knocked it dead with his rambling story
> about how there's a toenail fungus remedy named
> "Jublia". Are we supposed to care because Julia
> has fungus, or because his family is using it to
> mock her name or what? It was almost as funny as
> he and Mike exchanging lists of medical side
> effects. Or the riveting tale about how Robb was
> afraid to take Tamiflu.
Not that I care, but why was Rob(b) afraid to take Tamiflu? That's weird even for him.
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> exffx Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A wife telling her alcoholic husband to start
> > drinking again cause he's more fun that
> way....oh
> > and they have a 2 year old.
> >
> > hahahahahahahahaha.
> >
> > The real stuff is amazing. Haters can't even
> make
> > up shit like this.
>
> Amen. That should be the show's creedo. And Mike
> still doesn't "get it"!
>
>
> "A wife telling her alcoholic husband to start
> drinking again cause he's more fun that way....oh
> and they have a 2 year old"
>
>
> Plus Robb knocked it dead with his rambling story
> about how there's a toenail fungus remedy named
> "Jublia". Are we supposed to care because Julia
> has fungus, or because his family is using it to
> mock her name or what? It was almost as funny as
> he and Mike exchanging lists of medical side
> effects. Or the riveting tale about how Robb was
> afraid to take Tamiflu.
Not that I care, but why was Rob(b) afraid to take Tamiflu? That's weird even for him.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: February 25, 2015 10:05AM
I think Robb and family actually had food poisoning from eating tatertot casserole prepared with Robb's shit-stained hands.
The tamiflu did nothing because their illness was caused by ingesting Robb's fecal matter.
The tamiflu did nothing because their illness was caused by ingesting Robb's fecal matter.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Intractable Insobriety
()
Date: February 25, 2015 10:45AM
Tammy Floo Wrote:
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> Not that I care, but why was Rob(b) afraid to take
> Tamiflu? That's weird even for him.
The possible side effects sounded like the illness itself.
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> Not that I care, but why was Rob(b) afraid to take
> Tamiflu? That's weird even for him.
The possible side effects sounded like the illness itself.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Georgia Jones
()
Date: February 25, 2015 10:48AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I think Robb and family actually had food
> poisoning from eating tatertot casserole prepared
> with Robb's shit-stained hands.
>
> The tamiflu did nothing because their illness was
> caused by ingesting Robb's fecal matter.
All the more curious because we know rob uses a wiping wand. He must use that to stir the mushroom soup.
Oh and Bed Bugs, that picture was an lol for me this morning, thanks
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> I think Robb and family actually had food
> poisoning from eating tatertot casserole prepared
> with Robb's shit-stained hands.
>
> The tamiflu did nothing because their illness was
> caused by ingesting Robb's fecal matter.
All the more curious because we know rob uses a wiping wand. He must use that to stir the mushroom soup.
Oh and Bed Bugs, that picture was an lol for me this morning, thanks
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Robb'd
()
Date: February 25, 2015 11:25AM
Bed Bugs Wrote:
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> In the end, Carla is the ultimate fool.
She's belatedly realizing this, that's why she wants him drinking again.
Mayhap a fortuitous stumble at the top of some stairs, in front of a car while crossing a street, or a fight with the wrong guy will realize her dream in a timely fashion.
I may be ascribing too much wit to her though; I mean how smart can you be if you want a mean drunk that you live with to drink again?
Ah, maybe a divorce with good reasons on her side so she gets favorable terms.
Carla baffles me.
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> In the end, Carla is the ultimate fool.
She's belatedly realizing this, that's why she wants him drinking again.
Mayhap a fortuitous stumble at the top of some stairs, in front of a car while crossing a street, or a fight with the wrong guy will realize her dream in a timely fashion.
I may be ascribing too much wit to her though; I mean how smart can you be if you want a mean drunk that you live with to drink again?
Ah, maybe a divorce with good reasons on her side so she gets favorable terms.
Carla baffles me.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
exffx
()
Date: February 25, 2015 12:28PM
You think Carla's divorce lawyer is one of the new bonus show subscribers?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Theorem Crotch
()
Date: February 25, 2015 12:54PM
The only asset Mike has is his pension and the only way Carla gets that is if she's the beneficiary and if he dies. A divorce does her no good.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 25, 2015 01:19PM
Theorem Crotch Wrote:
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> The only asset Mike has is his pension and the
> only way Carla gets that is if she's the
> beneficiary and if he dies. A divorce does her no
> good.
Yeah, Mike had her sign an airtight agreement before the got married...He's pretty pleased with himself about that one, might be the smartest thing he's done.
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> The only asset Mike has is his pension and the
> only way Carla gets that is if she's the
> beneficiary and if he dies. A divorce does her no
> good.
Yeah, Mike had her sign an airtight agreement before the got married...He's pretty pleased with himself about that one, might be the smartest thing he's done.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 25, 2015 01:26PM
No way Barfla gets money if he dies, I bet it all goes to daughters and son. Barfla get a clue, find a guy your age and have more babies and a nice house in Ashburn.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
0hh The Humanity
()
Date: February 25, 2015 02:07PM
My question is does Mike's inevitable murder make "Dateline" or"48 Hours" or one of the lesser programs on the Investigation Discovery channel?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: February 25, 2015 03:10PM
You know how dateline titles their episodes, like "Murder at sunset", etc?
What would you title Mike's?
I'll go first:
"The Stripper and the Slob".
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2015 03:10PM by Blobb Spewsack.
What would you title Mike's?
I'll go first:
"The Stripper and the Slob".
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2015 03:10PM by Blobb Spewsack.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Murder, She Rote
()
Date: February 25, 2015 04:17PM
The Beauty and the Barcalounger Bludgeoning
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Moider
()
Date: February 25, 2015 04:20PM
Death by Publix Execution
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: February 25, 2015 04:24PM
The Samsonite Slaying
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
0hh The Humanity
()
Date: February 25, 2015 04:49PM
Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> The Samsonite Slaying
I like. Or perhaps "Samsonite and The Stripper"
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> The Samsonite Slaying
I like. Or perhaps "Samsonite and The Stripper"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Robb'd
()
Date: February 25, 2015 04:58PM
Murder by Fat
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mudderer
()
Date: February 25, 2015 05:01PM
Leave Flowers by My Tumi-Stone
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
yupp
()
Date: February 25, 2015 05:07PM
Not really a murderous theme, but fitting....
The Sound of Mucus
The Sound of Mucus
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lady Baltimore
()
Date: February 25, 2015 06:13PM
0hh The Humanity Wrote:
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> My question is does Mike's inevitable murder make
> "Dateline" or"48 Hours" or one of the lesser
> programs on the Investigation Discovery channel?
How about Serial?
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> My question is does Mike's inevitable murder make
> "Dateline" or"48 Hours" or one of the lesser
> programs on the Investigation Discovery channel?
How about Serial?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr. Curious
()
Date: February 25, 2015 06:20PM
Lady Baltimore Wrote:
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> 0hh The Humanity Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My question is does Mike's inevitable murder
> make
> > "Dateline" or"48 Hours" or one of the lesser
> > programs on the Investigation Discovery
> channel?
>
>
> How about Serial?
The irony of Serial is if Mike were still alive he wouldn't listen to it, no matter how popular it was.
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> 0hh The Humanity Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My question is does Mike's inevitable murder
> make
> > "Dateline" or"48 Hours" or one of the lesser
> > programs on the Investigation Discovery
> channel?
>
>
> How about Serial?
The irony of Serial is if Mike were still alive he wouldn't listen to it, no matter how popular it was.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Shrekky Spewak
()
Date: February 25, 2015 07:20PM
Lapdances, Luggage, and Earlobes
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
()
Date: February 25, 2015 08:20PM
Radio Silence
Off-Air
Opened Mike
Murder of the Mimic
Death by Genetics
Off-Air
Opened Mike
Murder of the Mimic
Death by Genetics
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Creature Feature
()
Date: February 25, 2015 08:39PM
Rob(b)ed of Life
Carlita's Way
The Old Man and the C.diff
On Glutton Pond
Carlita's Way
The Old Man and the C.diff
On Glutton Pond
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
weight, I really do think so
()
Date: February 25, 2015 08:41PM
Killing at Culvers
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
John Huge
()
Date: February 25, 2015 08:45PM
"Pains, Strains and Autoerotic Asphyxiation"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: February 26, 2015 12:11AM
I am laughing so hard. You guys are killing it.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Georgia Jones
()
Date: February 26, 2015 12:58AM
Death at DJ Donuts
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Georgia Jones
()
Date: February 26, 2015 01:03AM
Root beer Barrel Chest Explosion
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Georgia Jones
()
Date: February 26, 2015 01:09AM
Revenge of the RELM
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lady Baltimore
()
Date: February 26, 2015 07:30AM
The Killer Tried Harder
To Kill A Mynah Bird
To Kill A Mynah Bird
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
John McClane
()
Date: February 26, 2015 08:25AM
Try Hard
Try Hard 2
Try Hard with a Vengeance
Live Free or Try Hard
A Good Day to Try Hard
Try Hard 2
Try Hard with a Vengeance
Live Free or Try Hard
A Good Day to Try Hard
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Shrekky Spewak
()
Date: February 26, 2015 09:25AM
From Skin Tags to Body Bag: The DJ Who Got It
Death Wait Not for The Corpulent DJ
A Little Somethin Somethin in Fort Myers
Death Wait Not for The Corpulent DJ
A Little Somethin Somethin in Fort Myers
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's Colon
()
Date: February 26, 2015 09:49AM
Creature Feature Wrote:
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> The Old Man and the C.diff
Genius!
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> The Old Man and the C.diff
Genius!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: February 26, 2015 10:34AM
Did Blob(b) actually gain weight while out sick with the flu? Also, great lighting on his flabby head.
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Shrekky Spewak
()
Date: February 26, 2015 10:43AM
50 Shades of Greybeard
The Devil Wore Costco
Fake Tits and Ass Zits
Bonnie and Klutz
The Frankie’s Stain Monster
Clueless in Fort Myers
The Incredible Diverticulitis of Being
The Devil Wore Costco
Fake Tits and Ass Zits
Bonnie and Klutz
The Frankie’s Stain Monster
Clueless in Fort Myers
The Incredible Diverticulitis of Being
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
0hh The Humanity
()
Date: February 26, 2015 12:06PM
Just imagine the irony if Mike ended up in a suitcase in the Gulf of Mexico.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Robb'd
()
Date: February 26, 2015 12:34PM
RK Wrote:
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> Opened Mike
Made me laugh, thank you
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> Opened Mike
Made me laugh, thank you
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Weight Not Tater Tot
()
Date: February 26, 2015 02:36PM
Tits and Tits Up
Fecal Attraction
Dial 'D' for Diverticulitis
Liver Let Die
O'mearican Beauty
12 Angry Men : Mike's Pallbearers
Fecal Attraction
Dial 'D' for Diverticulitis
Liver Let Die
O'mearican Beauty
12 Angry Men : Mike's Pallbearers
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lady Baltimore
()
Date: February 26, 2015 03:41PM
The Case of the Fatal Pork Chop
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Disgruntled OMearican
()
Date: February 26, 2015 03:42PM
0hh The Humanity Wrote:
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> Just imagine the irony if Mike ended up in a
> suitcase in the Gulf of Mexico.
Sorry, how many suitcases?
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> Just imagine the irony if Mike ended up in a
> suitcase in the Gulf of Mexico.
Sorry, how many suitcases?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
My finger smells like funny
()
Date: February 26, 2015 04:53PM
The case of the white trash princess and the two ton leprechaun.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2015 04:55PM by My finger smells like funny.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2015 04:55PM by My finger smells like funny.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Joel Coen
()
Date: February 26, 2015 05:05PM
No Cunt Free for Old Men
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Coen-ee Island
()
Date: February 26, 2015 05:44PM
^
^
That made me laugh.
^
That made me laugh.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Russell60
()
Date: February 26, 2015 08:36PM
It seems like Oscar is getting his digs in at Mike a lot more lately. Preparing for an exit, perhaps?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: February 26, 2015 08:48PM
Russell60 Wrote:
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> It seems like Oscar is getting his digs in at Mike
> a lot more lately. Preparing for an exit, perhaps?
Doubtful. I think he is just trying to make the show more interesting in whatever way he can.
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> It seems like Oscar is getting his digs in at Mike
> a lot more lately. Preparing for an exit, perhaps?
Doubtful. I think he is just trying to make the show more interesting in whatever way he can.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
exffx
()
Date: February 26, 2015 09:03PM
Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Russell60 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It seems like Oscar is getting his digs in at
> Mike
> > a lot more lately. Preparing for an exit,
> perhaps?
>
>
> Doubtful. I think he is just trying to make the
> show more interesting in whatever way he can.
Or just letting out some O'Meara frustration. O"Meara's work ethic seems a complete opposite from Oscar. I still don't know how Oscar has been there this long. Money I guess.
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> Russell60 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It seems like Oscar is getting his digs in at
> Mike
> > a lot more lately. Preparing for an exit,
> perhaps?
>
>
> Doubtful. I think he is just trying to make the
> show more interesting in whatever way he can.
Or just letting out some O'Meara frustration. O"Meara's work ethic seems a complete opposite from Oscar. I still don't know how Oscar has been there this long. Money I guess.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2015 10:26PM by exffx.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: February 26, 2015 09:52PM
Almost Friday!!!! Not Making The Trip To Florida This Weekend; Mike Is Trying To Patch Things Up With Carla And Doesn't Want My Massive Meat In The House; Oh Well.
Looks Like A Weekend Of Little Green Bottles And Scooby Doo Porn, Sounds Pretty Damn Good, Night Babies..Maybe Kappy Will Visit Me Here In Nor Cal?????
Say La Vee......RedTube
Looks Like A Weekend Of Little Green Bottles And Scooby Doo Porn, Sounds Pretty Damn Good, Night Babies..Maybe Kappy Will Visit Me Here In Nor Cal?????
Say La Vee......RedTube
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bubbyman
()
Date: February 26, 2015 10:14PM
Anyone else going to try for the baseball tickets? I can take a day off to make a game and hopefully sit behind Mike. If it happens I can almost guarantee an assault by Mike. Just think, sitting behind him, buy him 10-12 drinks "because he's a celebrity", then turn on him with the big reveal of who I am. I might have to goad him with a few references to his begging and general horrible work ethic, but I'm pretty sure I can make it happen. Just have to make sure I have a large enough MicroSD card for my phone to get all the video.
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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2015 10:25PM by bubbyman.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Laughing Lurker
()
Date: February 26, 2015 10:23PM
Weight Not Tater Tot Wrote:
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> 12 Angry Men : Mike's Pallbearers
Hahahahaha
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> 12 Angry Men : Mike's Pallbearers
Hahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oscar Edition
()
Date: February 27, 2015 10:48AM
As in Academy Awards, not the balding guy getting his MBA.
The Theory of Eating Everything
The Intimidation Game
Whipped-Ass
The Grand Buddha Belly Condo
Selma (Because, like Mike I'm not racist. Unless it's convenient, funny or involves my daughters' dating habits)
American Snacker
Man-Boyhood
Turdman (Or the Unexpected Vice of Sharting in the Drs Office)
The Theory of Eating Everything
The Intimidation Game
Whipped-Ass
The Grand Buddha Belly Condo
Selma (Because, like Mike I'm not racist. Unless it's convenient, funny or involves my daughters' dating habits)
American Snacker
Man-Boyhood
Turdman (Or the Unexpected Vice of Sharting in the Drs Office)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wait? Not!
()
Date: February 27, 2015 01:37PM
Really quiet today... just how bad WAS the show? Unspeakably bad (therefore no comments)? Yikes
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: February 27, 2015 01:56PM
It's fun when Oscar tells LFF they have 1000 UStream viewers per day.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
BusinessOfShow
()
Date: February 27, 2015 01:57PM
I was thinking the same thing. No comments on yesterday show either. Is it just dying on the vine? I only listen to the show, so I can enjoy all of these hilarious comments. The show is so dull and terrible that maybe it has all been said before. I can't listen without you guys!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 27, 2015 01:59PM
Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> Really quiet today... just how bad WAS the show?
> Unspeakably bad (therefore no comments)? Yikes
The last couple of days have been unlistenable...It's not worth re-hashing
-------------------------------------------------------
> Really quiet today... just how bad WAS the show?
> Unspeakably bad (therefore no comments)? Yikes
The last couple of days have been unlistenable...It's not worth re-hashing
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mikey's Colon
()
Date: February 27, 2015 02:02PM
peekza Wrote:
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> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Really quiet today... just how bad WAS the
> show?
> > Unspeakably bad (therefore no comments)? Yikes
>
>
> The last couple of days have been
> unlistenable...It's not worth re-hashing
These murder titles are funnier than the show.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Really quiet today... just how bad WAS the
> show?
> > Unspeakably bad (therefore no comments)? Yikes
>
>
> The last couple of days have been
> unlistenable...It's not worth re-hashing
These murder titles are funnier than the show.