Did they get a bonus show out today?

Listening to Friday's show; Fatty and his sister are talking about the "Omeara Ears" and how Carla would like to see Mike get plastic surgery and pin his earlobes back. Wish I was joking! But that should erase any doubt the posters on this board are haters. We are ahead of the curve.

Or TMOS is stealing OUR material.

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Man Without a Face Riot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I don't give a shit Riot Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Jesus fuck, they're not on the ground floor
> > and
> > > > they're not in an office building; so more
> > like
> > > > $1k; remember they're sharing a space. The
> > > > 'studio' is largely the equipment and
> > > > connectivity. All that is mobile.
> > > Soundproofing
> > > > is certainly a factor but that can be
> > > replicated
> > > > in any small room. Oscar's planning for
> the
> > > > aftermath of the inevitable breakdown/death.
>
> > > What
> > > > makes anyone think he tells FDB what he
> does
> > > with
> > > > HIS studio after show hours?
> > > >
> > > > Jacking off to thinking about NOT having
> sex
> > > with
> > > > Kappy and Carla.
> > > >
> > > > Oh, and MikeD1, you sound like some sort of
> > > > twisted cat-stabbing
> > >
> > > Wow you are an idiot.
> > >
> > > You think the studio is 20 to 30 sq feet?
> > >
> > > Is there anything you know fuck all about?
> > >
> > > Or are you simply ignorant about
> > everything?

---

> > Ah yes, Douchey McDoucherton from Douchetown
> > checking in.
> >
> > IF you listened to the show, which you've
> already
> > proved you don't, you'd know that they rent
> > non-retail space on an upper floor of an old
> > building in Glover Park. It's not even office
> > space... Oscar's renting part of
> someone
> > else's space. In short, Professor, it's a
> > room no one was using.
> >
> > I know it's proposal season, but you really
> > seriously need to take some time out to, in the
> > words of a great man, harm yourself.
> >
> >

---

>
> You igorance is simply astounding. It is
> marveling to come in contact with it.
>
> Go look at sublease prices in DC. Don't worry, we
> won't wait for you. You butt pirate of knowledge

I used to rent space in the National Press Building, so I'm familiar with rates, Professor.

You stupid fuck. In less than a minute I was able to find office space in Georgetown and the West End for 13-15 hundred a month. And Oscar is renting an unused room in someone else's space in Glover park, which may or may not have a window.

Stick to stuff you know about, if there is such a thing.

Todd Moore, the epitome of personality, makes an appearance today, so you know it's exciting. On the plus side, LFF does need a hip replacement in addition to his gut surgery.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> On> the plus side, LFF does need a hip replacement in
> addition to his gut surgery.


Years of content!

Mike Fall Down, Go BOOM BAM!

Mikey's Colon Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wait? Not! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Really quiet today... just how bad WAS the
> > show?
> > > Unspeakably bad (therefore no comments)?
> Yikes
> >
> >
> > The last couple of days have been
> > unlistenable...It's not worth re-hashing
>
>
> These murder titles are funnier than the show.

Without a doubt. But it's not uncommon for this thread to be funnier than the show

It never ceases to amaze me how disinterested Oscar is during most shows.

Rob(b) is always cackling his fat ass off, for absolutely no reason, other than to suck up to Mike, which really just comes off as a bad laugh track from a lame 80's show. Meanwhile, Oscar is either on his phone, or laptop, searching for a podcast he could join that doesn't suck, not paying a lick of attention to the 2 fat fucks babbling about horrible food, copious medical issues, FLA,old people, etc...

Lately, he's been completely zoned out, just staring off into space, and not even close to being in the room.

But he really has been spending a lot more time busting LFF's balls, and really sticking it to him. I keep waiting for another LFF ego explosion all over Oscar, as Oscar gives it right back to him, and just throws up his hands, and walks off the show, again, and for good. It'll be awesome.

RK Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > On> the plus side, LFF does need a hip
> replacement in
> > addition to his gut surgery.
>
>
> Years of content!

All that and Mike also had to stand in a line at the hardware store! On top of that, some of the people asked questions as well as buying things, holding him up! Plenty to dig into and discuss on today's show.

Also, could someone please inform Oscar that there are two pronunciations of the word "the". Thuh, an thee.

I love Oscar, and maybe I'm a pronunciation nazi, but GOD that drives me insane!!

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:

> I used to rent space in the National Press
> Building, so I'm familiar with rates, Professor.
>
> You stupid fuck. In less than a minute I was able
> to find office space in Georgetown and the West
> End for 13-15 hundred a month. And Oscar is
> renting an unused room in someone
> else's space in Glover park, which may or may
> not have a window.
>
> Stick to stuff you know about, if there is such a
> thing.

BOSTON MARKET!!!!!!!
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> > > Wait? Not! Wrote:
> > These murder titles are funnier than the show.
>
> Without a doubt. But it's not uncommon for this
> thread to be funnier than the show


We are consistently more funny. O'Meara should embrace these comments and use them for show material. Those murder titles are funnier than any list ever read on the show. And they could read the really mean ones Kimmel Show celebrity tweet style. what a fountain of material. It would be good for at least one segment each show. But no, he will just continue to pretend we don't exist and another golden opportunity will be lost.

Bucka Buck Riot Wrote:
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> > You igorance is simply astounding. It is
> > marveling to come in contact with it.
> >
> > Go look at sublease prices in DC. Don't worry,
> we
> > won't wait for you. You butt pirate of
> knowledge
>
> I used to rent space in the National Press
> Building, so I'm familiar with rates, Professor.
>
> You stupid fuck. In less than a minute I was able
> to find office space in Georgetown and the West
> End for 13-15 hundred a month. And Oscar is
> renting an unused room in someone
> else's space in Glover park, which may or may
> not have a window.
>
> Stick to stuff you know about, if there is such a
> thing.



Really?


This is a thing again?

>
> > I used to rent space in the National Press
> > Building, so I'm familiar with rates,
> Professor.
> >
> > You stupid fuck. In less than a minute I was
> able
> > to find office space in Georgetown and the West
> > End for 13-15 hundred a month. And Oscar is
> > renting an unused room in someone
> > else's space in Glover park, which may or
> may
> > not have a window.
> >
> > Stick to stuff you know about, if there is such
> a
> > thing.
>

Oh JHops. You try so hard. Does it ever get discouraging? The constant failing at every little thing?

I'll assume you are going to do what you always do after being shown what a retard you are. You'll disappear for a couple days and when you return you will pretend that nothing ever happened. That'll last a week until you are shown to be a retard again, you'll disappear for a couple days, return and pretend nothing happened and repeat the cycle.

FatBastards Wrote:
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> It never ceases to amaze me how disinterested
> Oscar is during most shows.
>
> Rob(b) is always cackling his fat ass off, for
> absolutely no reason, other than to suck up to
> Mike, which really just comes off as a bad laugh
> track from a lame 80's show. Meanwhile, Oscar is
> either on his phone, or laptop, searching for a
> podcast he could join that doesn't suck, not
> paying a lick of attention to the 2 fat fucks
> babbling about horrible food, copious medical
> issues, FLA,old people, etc...
>

> Lately, he's been completely zoned out, just
> staring off into space, and not even close to
> being in the room.
>
> But he really has been spending a lot more time
> busting LFF's balls, and really sticking it to
> him. I keep waiting for another LFF ego explosion
> all over Oscar, as Oscar gives it right back to
> him, and just throws up his hands, and walks off
> the show, again, and for good. It'll be awesome.

Oscar's pained expression on Monday when Mike was singing his Academy Awards parody song was tough to view. He truly looked miserable.

I think Mike is smart enough to know he can't bitch out Oscar again and risk having him walk. He may say he only needs Robb, but he has to know better.

What is their business structure? Could Oscar leave? I know he could, but is it all tangled up with the studio, etc? I always assumed that it will just dwindle down to Mike and Robb and the die hardest few fans.

JHops is compelled to disappear for a few days every so often, its fucking proposal season, dammit!

Mike couldn't replace his hip if Jimmy Fallon came all over his face!
See what I did there?
Carla is soon to split, wanting Mike's ear cunt lips trimmed, trial sep coming soon.

I propose we extend the parody song idea to any song that can be related to Mike's sad life.

"Tangled Up In Booze"
is my opening shot.

FatBastards Wrote:
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> It never ceases to amaze me how disinterested
> Oscar is during most shows.

I loved that, on the split screen I'd watch just him.
He appeared to be daydreaming about how many different ways he could take his own life.


Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Todd Moore, the epitome of personality, makes an
> appearance today, so you know it's exciting. On
> the plus side, LFF does need a hip replacement in
> addition to his gut surgery.

Wow that is some important, life changing information.
Todd Moore on the show!
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I can't see Oscar hanging on until the end. Once the cash stops coming, Oscar is gone.

On Thursday's show, Robb cemented his reputation of World's Greatest Dad by revealing that his soon-to-be freshman daughter still carries remnants of a security blanket.

It's a good thing that high school girls don't tease one another; otherwise, cyber bullies could find plenty of fodder by listening to Robb throw his kids under the bus.

Maybe they could do a bonus show reading from Julia's diary. As an added benefit, it would save Mike some show prep time.

Eat That Pussy All Night Long Do Da, Do Da; Kappy's Sucking My Big Fat Dick All The Do Da Day...





Say La Vee.......Beer Time Babies

Georgia Jones Wrote:
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> > > > Wait? Not! Wrote:
> > > These murder titles are funnier than the
> show.
> >
> > Without a doubt. But it's not uncommon for this
> > thread to be funnier than the show
>
>
> We are consistently more funny. O'Meara should
> embrace these comments and use them for show
> material. Those murder titles are funnier than
> any list ever read on the show. And they could
> read the really mean ones Kimmel Show celebrity
> tweet style. what a fountain of material. It would
> be good for at least one segment each show. But
> no, he will just continue to pretend we don't
> exist and another golden opportunity will be lost.

Embrace the Hate, TMOS!

(From Thursday's show)

Mike's sister Cathy is visiting, and they were talking about Mike's weight.

Carla to Cathy: I can't help him anymore

Lady Baltimore Wrote:
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> (From Thursday's show)
>
> Mike's sister Cathy is visiting, and they were
> talking about Mike's weight.
>
> Carla to Cathy: I can't help him anymore.

SHOW TITLE!

In the summer months you can count on rain almost every day, not a lot.. just enough to ruin a vacation or two. When it's not raining the temperature is about 92 degrees. Perfect if you want to cook a Chihuahua in an 84 Honda Civic.. but not good for much else. Oh and did I mention that when it DOESN'T rain the forest is ALWAYS going to be on fire somewhere and the air will be full of smoke for weeks at a time? We have to smell that stink EVERY summer. Did we learn nothing from Smoky the Bear?

During hurricane season we can count on one tropical storm after another in the gulf. They are frequent enough to cause long lines at the gas station at least once a week.. and I'm afraid to even buy frozen food anymore. When we had those three hurricanes back to back they were handing out "food stamp" credit cards at the Orlando convention center because so many people lost all their food! That is not a joke, it's the truth.

If your reading this and thinking of moving here YOUR NUTS! During our "winter" it will be 35 one day and 80 the next.. that's REAL convenient. This is the only state I have lived in where I have to step outside to see if I need a long coat or a speedo to go shopping!


Florida Hurricane Damage



Mike Mike Mike, Keep Bragging About Your Weather For Now...


Say La Vee......

536...Semper Fat
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Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> In the summer months you can count on rain almost
> every day, not a lot.. just enough to ruin a
> vacation or two. When it's not raining the
> temperature is about 92 degrees. Perfect if you
> want to cook a Chihuahua in an 84 Honda Civic..
> but not good for much else. Oh and did I mention
> that when it DOESN'T rain the forest is ALWAYS
> going to be on fire somewhere and the air will be
> full of smoke for weeks at a time? We have to
> smell that stink EVERY summer. Did we learn
> nothing from Smoky the Bear?
>
> During hurricane season we can count on one
> tropical storm after another in the gulf. They are
> frequent enough to cause long lines at the gas
> station at least once a week.. and I'm afraid to
> even buy frozen food anymore. When we had those
> three hurricanes back to back they were handing
> out "food stamp" credit cards at the Orlando
> convention center because so many people lost all
> their food! That is not a joke, it's the truth.
>
> If your reading this and thinking of moving here
> YOUR NUTS! During our "winter" it will be 35 one
> day and 80 the next.. that's REAL convenient. This
> is the only state I have lived in where I have to
> step outside to see if I need a long coat or a
> speedo to go shopping!
>
>
> Florida Hurricane Damage
>
>
>
> Mike Mike Mike, Keep Bragging About Your Weather
> For Now...
>
>
> Say La Vee......

First, it's "Smokey Bear", not "Smoky the Bear".
Second, I think you meant to say "YOU'RE NUTS", not "YOUR NUTS".
Third, I have no idea what the hell you are talking about, but at least you dropped the tired Kappy/Carla sex shtick.

Robb is the most successful mongoloid ever. He deserves praise for being so high functioning.

Sly Stone Wrote:
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> Mr Thickness Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In the summer months you can count on rain
> almost
> > every day, not a lot.. just enough to ruin a
> > vacation or two. When it's not raining the
> > temperature is about 92 degrees. Perfect if you
> > want to cook a Chihuahua in an 84 Honda Civic..
> > but not good for much else. Oh and did I
> mention
> > that when it DOESN'T rain the forest is ALWAYS
> > going to be on fire somewhere and the air will
> be
> > full of smoke for weeks at a time? We have to
> > smell that stink EVERY summer. Did we learn
> > nothing from Smoky the Bear?
> >
> > During hurricane season we can count on one
> > tropical storm after another in the gulf. They
> are
> > frequent enough to cause long lines at the gas
> > station at least once a week.. and I'm afraid
> to
> > even buy frozen food anymore. When we had those
> > three hurricanes back to back they were handing
> > out "food stamp" credit cards at the Orlando
> > convention center because so many people lost
> all
> > their food! That is not a joke, it's the truth.
> >
> > If your reading this and thinking of moving
> here
> > YOUR NUTS! During our "winter" it will be 35
> one
> > day and 80 the next.. that's REAL convenient.
> This
> > is the only state I have lived in where I have
> to
> > step outside to see if I need a long coat or a
> > speedo to go shopping!
> >
> >
> > Florida Hurricane Damage
> >
> >
> >
> > Mike Mike Mike, Keep Bragging About Your
> Weather
> > For Now...
> >
> >
> > Say La Vee......
>
> First, it's "Smokey Bear", not "Smoky the Bear".
>
> Second, I think you meant to say "YOU'RE NUTS",
> not "YOUR NUTS".
> Third, I have no idea what the hell you are
> talking about, but at least you dropped the tired
> Kappy/Carla sex shtick.

Agreed. One of the worst posters on here. I see the name and just keep scrolling past the post to the next one.

As boring as Todd Moore was, did anyone else notice that when he started to tell the story of following Redford downstairs to (I assume) engage in a conversation with him...Mike barged in and abruptly changed the subject so he never finished what might have been an interesting story? What a fucking terrible "interviewer". Mike and Robb are so selfish, insecure, and jealous of anyone with any success that they cackle them down or rehash an inside joke to direct the attention back to them. BTW, the show ads are really getting his app out there-14 reviews. Also, I totally agree with Weight Not about Robb throwing his daughter under the bus about the blanket. Run away Oscar, I assume you are better than these "humps"(as Mike would say).

I did think it was funny and pathetic when Mike and his friends interviewed Mike's more successful sister in his little Wayne's World home studio while they made fun of his weight. I actually cringed for him.

Those who watched it on Ustream -- did Mike or one of the women actually fold his ear lobes under to demonstrate what a lobe tuck would look like?

Morning My Beautiful Babies!!!! Page 536 Really Snuck Up On Us......LOL



Going For A Hike This Morning; Only 5 Miles, So I Will Be Able To Post Back At You Later This Morning (West Coast Time)

It Was Very Strange Waking Up Without Kappy And Carla By My Side.......I Miss My Little Kitty Kats....



Say La Vee.........2015

I skip the Thickness crap, too.

Sr. Thickness no es Bueno, mang.

RK Wrote:
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> I skip the Thickness crap, too.


Yeah...he's gotten as stale as the show itself....Time to tongue punch out guy

"I can't help him anymore." Given that Mike hasn't lost any weight since they've been married, I would argue Carla was never able to help him from the start. As for the earlobe thing, if you are going to do a surgical procedure, might I suggest a gastric bypass or angioplasty first? It's better to treat the cause of the creased earlobe than the symptom.

What I love About This Forum Is The Homey Feeling; You Can Sit Down By The Fire And Let All Youre Feelings Out, No Judging Or Hating Up In Here.....Thanks Babies..





Say La Vee.....2015

Hey, Starting This Evening I Will Begin A Series Of Posts On Tongue Punching Instruction; This Will Allow You To Practice On Your Mates And Drive Them Wild; Just Like Mr. Thickness Performs On Kappy And Carla, No Charge For My Babies Of Course!!!!!



Say La Vee...An Inch Deep And A Mile Wide (Kappy/Carla)

My fan club doesn't post anything about the show.

I'm glad they take time out of their day to come here and display their ignorance

peekza Wrote:
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> RK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I skip the Thickness crap, too.
>
>
> Yeah...he's gotten as stale as the show
> itself....Time to tongue punch out guy


Yeah I have simply skipped his comments for weeks now. Objecting to his content only encourages him. That's the golden rule of this forum, anything ignored will eventually go away. Let's all try that starting now..........

Wait, why is Mike's sister in Fla? To save the marriage? I'd listen but I just got my60 day chip. No listening since December. ..

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> My fan club doesn't post anything about the show.
>
> I'm glad they take time out of their day to come
> here and display their ignorance


By "displaying their ignorance" you mean proving you're a retard, right?

Not sure how proving you were wrong about the studio is "showing ignorance".

But I guess I'm just showing my ignorance by calling you out on your retardation again. Must make things easier for you when you can just dismiss the logical posts showing how dumb you are as "ignorant haters". You've got a lot in common with the LFF. You're both absolute morons who refuse to accept that fact and dismiss the tons of posts proving how stupid you are as "hating". It's a nice little defence mechanism you and your dear leader have in common

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Wait, why is Mike's sister in Fla? To save the
> marriage? I'd listen but I just got my60 day chip.
> No listening since December. ..

Just a break from the Boston winter I assume.

Carla has given up on Mike being a good provider, husband and father. She tried to get him to lose weight and give up drinking from a perspective of self-preservation. She's now given up on that. So her entire focus now is on superficial cosmetic improvements, like pinning his earlobes back. Maybe hair dye or doing something about Mike's "Satan eyebrows" is next. Regardless, it can't say much about their marriage that earlobes have become Carla's prime concern about her obese, drunk and disconnected spouse.

Do my earlobes make me look fat?

Hahaha!

Proposal season Wrote:
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> jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My fan club doesn't post anything about the
> show.
> >
> > I'm glad they take time out of their day to
> come
> > here and display their ignorance
>
>
> By "displaying their ignorance" you mean proving
> you're a retard, right?
>
> Not sure how proving you were wrong about the
> studio is "showing ignorance".
>
> But I guess I'm just showing my ignorance by
> calling you out on your retardation again. Must
> make things easier for you when you can just
> dismiss the logical posts showing how dumb you are
> as "ignorant haters". You've got a lot in common
> with the LFF. You're both absolute morons who
> refuse to accept that fact and dismiss the tons of
> posts proving how stupid you are as "hating". It's
> a nice little defence mechanism you and your dear
> leader have in common

Sure thing, Champ.
Glad I could help

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Do my earlobes make me look fat?
>
> Hahaha!


yessssiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR

Todd probably wrote the check out to Mike before the show anyway. So why does Mike care? He already got Todd's money. F him just like the paying listeners.



BusinessOfShow Wrote:
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> As boring as Todd Moore was, did anyone else
> notice that when he started to tell the story of
> following Redford downstairs to (I assume) engage
> in a conversation with him...Mike barged in and
> abruptly changed the subject so he never finished
> what might have been an interesting story? What a
> fucking terrible "interviewer". Mike and Robb are
> so selfish, insecure, and jealous of anyone with
> any success that they cackle them down or rehash
> an inside joke to direct the attention back to
> them. BTW, the show ads are really getting his app
> out there-14 reviews. Also, I totally agree with
> Weight Not about Robb throwing his daughter under
> the bus about the blanket. Run away Oscar, I
> assume you are better than these "humps"(as Mike
> would say).



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/28/2015 08:33PM by exffx.

Maybe hoping for a Joan Rivers type death at the plastic surgeon's office?

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Carla is soon to split, wanting Mike's ear cunt
> lips trimmed, trial sep coming soon.

The motorcycle didn't do it.
The food, the drinking, and move to FL where people go to die isn't doing it fast enough.

It's another chance!

Hello,

I Have Decided To Share My Tongue Punching Technics With My TMOS Family At No Charge; This Is The First Of Several Lessons That Will Elevate You To Expert Level:


Lesson 1:

1. Make Sure Your Bitch Has A Good Buzz Going: Booze Buzz Is Best.
2. Take Her Bottoms Off; Naked Is Preferred.
3. Roll Her Over To Dog Style; Ass Up, Head Down.
4. Perform A Safety Check; Spread Her Ass Cheeks And Perform Sniff And Visual Tests; A Small Amount Of Funk Is Expected And Is Acceptable; However, If It Is Excessive You Can Either Abort Or Slide A Rubber On Your Tongue And Continue, Your Call.
5. Place Your Bottom Lip In The Pussy And Your Top Lip In The Bad Place (Where Food Comes Out, In The Butt Bob).
6.Now, Prior To The Punching; Roll Your Tongue Over The Entire Choocie Area Several Times To Prep The Pussy, Avoid The Bad Place For Now.


Lesson # 2 To Follow.




Say La Vee........Sorry Kappy And Carla But Its Too Rainy In FLA

You want another McDonald's meal for dinner? The same one you had for lunch? I'll be happy to get it for you!

This conversation probably happens every night too.

Do you really need to use the sleep apnea machine? It's so loud. I can't sleep when it's on and it will wake up Jr.

exffx Wrote:
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> You want another McDonald's meal for dinner? The
> same one you had for lunch? I'll be happy to get
> it for you!
>
> This conversation probably happens every night
> too.
>
> Do you really need to use the sleep apnea machine?
> It's so loud. I can't sleep when it's on and it
> will wake up Jr.


"And here's the keys to a new motorcycle. What? A helmet? Absolutely not, you have a leather vest which proves you are tougher than the pavement"

lol.

I forgot the helmet!

Oscar Edition Wrote:
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> As in Academy Awards, not the balding guy getting
> his MBA.
>
> The Theory of Eating Everything
>
> The Intimidation Game
>
> Whipped-Ass
>
> The Grand Buddha Belly Condo
>
> Selma (Because, like Mike I'm not racist. Unless
> it's convenient, funny or involves my daughters'
> dating habits)
>
> American Snacker
>
> Man-Boyhood
>
> Turdman (Or the Unexpected Vice of Sharting in the
> Drs Office)

I liked it. Not my best work, but it's hard to spend more than a few minutes when the Failcast obviously isn't.
Attachments:

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Proposal season Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My fan club doesn't post anything about the
> > show.
> > >
> > > I'm glad they take time out of their day to
> > come
> > > here and display their ignorance
> >
> >
> > By "displaying their ignorance" you mean
> proving
> > you're a retard, right?
> >
> > Not sure how proving you were wrong about the
> > studio is "showing ignorance".
> >
> > But I guess I'm just showing my ignorance by
> > calling you out on your retardation again. Must
> > make things easier for you when you can just
> > dismiss the logical posts showing how dumb you
> are
> > as "ignorant haters". You've got a lot in
> common
> > with the LFF. You're both absolute morons who
> > refuse to accept that fact and dismiss the tons
> of
> > posts proving how stupid you are as "hating".
> It's
> > a nice little defence mechanism you and your
> dear
> > leader have in common
>
> Sure thing, Champ.
> Glad I could help

That... That didn't make... I'm not sure I... Fucking Christ you're... Actually, never mind.

exffx Wrote:
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> You want another McDonald's meal for dinner? The
> same one you had for lunch? I'll be happy to get
> it for you!
>
> This conversation probably happens every night
> too.
>
> Do you really need to use the sleep apnea machine?
> It's so loud. I can't sleep when it's on and it
> will wake up Jr.

He is on a "low residue " diet now....That is code for "I eat ice cream for supper"

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Oscar Edition Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As in Academy Awards, not the balding guy
> getting
> > his MBA.
> >
> > The Theory of Eating Everything
> >
> > The Intimidation Game
> >
> > Whipped-Ass
> >
> > The Grand Buddha Belly Condo
> >
> > Selma (Because, like Mike I'm not racist.
> Unless
> > it's convenient, funny or involves my
> daughters'
> > dating habits)
> >
> > American Snacker
> >
> > Man-Boyhood
> >
> > Turdman (Or the Unexpected Vice of Sharting in
> the
> > Drs Office)
>
> I liked it. Not my best work, but it's hard to
> spend more than a few minutes when the Failcast
> obviously isn't.


Bravo

They actually had a couple good stretches this week. Wednesday's show would've been pretty decent (the Scooby Doo piece was shockingly listenable and enjoyable) except, of course, for the birthday segment. I have no patience...skipped to minute 12 then punched out midway through the stale news. I lol'd though.

Carla: "No your earlobes don't make you look fat"

They don't need to fix Mike's earlobes, they need to fix Carlush drinking problem.

Who goes on 32 hour drinking benders while pregnant?

Pure white trash, that's who.

Proposal season Wrote:
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> jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Proposal season Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > My fan club doesn't post anything about the
> > > show.
> > > >
> > > > I'm glad they take time out of their day to
> > > come
> > > > here and display their ignorance
> > >
> > >
> > > By "displaying their ignorance" you mean
> > proving
> > > you're a retard, right?
> > >
> > > Not sure how proving you were wrong about the
> > > studio is "showing ignorance".
> > >
> > > But I guess I'm just showing my ignorance by
> > > calling you out on your retardation again.
> Must
> > > make things easier for you when you can just
> > > dismiss the logical posts showing how dumb
> you
> > are
> > > as "ignorant haters". You've got a lot in
> > common
> > > with the LFF. You're both absolute morons who
> > > refuse to accept that fact and dismiss the
> tons
> > of
> > > posts proving how stupid you are as "hating".
> > It's
> > > a nice little defence mechanism you and your
> > dear
> > > leader have in common
> >
> > Sure thing, Champ.
> > Glad I could help
>
> That... That didn't make... I'm not sure I...
> Fucking Christ you're... Actually, never mind.

Sure thing, Champ

Glad I could help

DON'T DRINK WHILE PREGNANT CARLA!

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Oscar Edition Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As in Academy Awards, not the balding guy
> getting
> > his MBA.
> >
> > The Theory of Eating Everything
> >
> > The Intimidation Game
> >
> > Whipped-Ass
> >
> > The Grand Buddha Belly Condo
> >
> > Selma (Because, like Mike I'm not racist.
> Unless
> > it's convenient, funny or involves my
> daughters'
> > dating habits)
> >
> > American Snacker
> >
> > Man-Boyhood
> >
> > Turdman (Or the Unexpected Vice of Sharting in
> the
> > Drs Office)
>
> I liked it. Not my best work, but it's hard to
> spend more than a few minutes when the Failcast
> obviously isn't.

Nice!

Screen cap from Monday's show, when LFF was singing his Academy Awards parody. New technology allows us to read the thoughts.
Attachments:

Thanks FHC I like how Mike wears the turd at a jaunty angle.


Proposal season Wrote:
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> That... That didn't make... I'm not sure I...
> Fucking Christ you're... Actually, never mind.

I lol'ed

Literally, Oscar's face says it all.

Did Carla work at Papa Johns on Fairfax blv?

Lucky Shit Wrote:
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> Did Carla work at Papa Johns on Fairfax blv?

There's a difference between 'working' and 'working at'.

Here's a little somethin' somethin'. Fatt Rob, keep those sexy stories about your daughter's sleepovers coming. It's telling that your neighbor had to send little Jihad or whatever his name was to Tunisia or wherever to put some distance between you and him.

Hello, Week Ends Here; Have A Can Of Beer.....


Tongue Punching:

Lesson # 2:

7. Pull Your Lips Out Of The Pussy/Bad Place Position.
8. Put Your Tongue Up Into Your Upper Lip Space Just Outside Of Teeth Line.
9. Push Your Tongue Against Your Upper Lip To Create Some Energy.
10. Thrust Your Tongue Out Of This Position And Strike Her Balloon Knot.
11. Try To Concentrate On Hitting Her Dirt Star With The Middle Of Your Tongue; This Will Create A Slapping Affect That The Girls Love.
12. Kappy Prefers Several Light Strikes; Carla Likes More Thrust With The Fat Part Of The Tongue.
13. This Can Be Used To Punch The Pussy As Well As The Dirt Star.

Good Luck Babies, Keep Practicing And You Too Will Be Punching Like Crazy....



Say La Vee......2015

> Hello, Week Ends Here; Have A Can Of Beer.....

Actually, since it's Sunday the week STARTS here.

Incurable dumbfuck says what?

Bucka bucka.

Wait For It, Wait For It....



Feel Free To Post Anything You Like...Babies



Say La Vee.......TPK (Tongue Punch King)

Is that a little wall with TMOS stickers behind Mike?
Did he make that?

It looks a bit...er...slapdash

It's bush, as they say.

But it's fine for a play radio show.

The klubbers are really sticking it to the man. You tell that website what's what, K-Dog!!!!
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WAIT, WHAT? You're saying sometimes stuff is cheaper on Amazon? Alert the media.

A couple years ago I bought a coffeemaker at a grocery store because even before shipping it was CHEAPER than on Amazon.

Not one penny for the O'Meara Cavalcade of Suck.

Sorry Haters; But I Look Forward To Mondays Show...Robb Is The Man..


Say La Vee,,,,

I heard the promo for last week's bonus show, did Mike decide that after 5 years, it's finally OK to make outgoing prank calls? Wow, what a groundbreaker. Can't wait until they start listening to listener voicemail as a regular segment.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> The klubbers are really sticking it to the man.
> You tell that website what's what, K-Dog!!!!

In the past, I've intended to come here and poke fun at some of the klubbers who make ridiculous FB posts (like Mr. Beadle). But then I look at their FB pages and, my goodness, almost all have truly pathetic lives. When the highlight of your day is buying a router via the TMOS link on Amazon, well for fuck's sake. To make fun of Mr. Beadle would be like having a Comedy Central roast of Corky from Life Goes On.

Remember klubbers, we're laughing AT you, not WITH you.

bubbyman Wrote:
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> I heard the promo for last week's bonus show, did
> Mike decide that after 5 years, it's finally OK to
> make outgoing prank calls? Wow, what a
> groundbreaker. Can't wait until they start
> listening to listener voicemail as a regular
> segment.

Yes, if it was momentarily semi-funny in zoo-crew radio a jillion years ago, the miserable fat bastard and his miserable fat bastard of a sidekick will do it again, cackling as if it wasn't just an old, sad, bit that wasn't really funny the first time around.

BusinessOfShow Wrote:
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> As boring as Todd Moore was, did anyone else
> notice that when he started to tell the story of
> following Redford downstairs to (I assume) engage
> in a conversation with him...Mike barged in and
> abruptly changed the subject so he never finished
> what might have been an interesting story? What a
> fucking terrible "interviewer". Mike and Robb are
> so selfish, insecure, and jealous of anyone with
> any success that they cackle them down or rehash
> an inside joke to direct the attention back to
> them. BTW, the show ads are really getting his app
> out there-14 reviews.

Bingo. Todd had a somewhat interesting story about seeing and kind of meeting Robert Redford at a Sundance restaurant and never got to finish because "Wiki Mike" decided he needed to read off the list of movies that have premiered at the Festival, and read, and read. It became so ponderous that Fatt Robb jumped in to distract Mike and get him to stop reading the list. And then they never got back to Todd's story. Yet another example of how LFF does not actually listen.(Maybe those pendulous earlobes cause hearing problems.) Oh, and if by some miracle the Failcast does continue, get ready for a daily cute moment with Little Michael when and if the kid ever starts talking. Of course, he'll have to take the pacifier out his mouth first. (The nerve of LFF's family to suggest the kid should be rid of the pacifier by now!)

Wait, you guys aren't excited that some random person bought a bed? Or razors?

Sorry Babies, No Posts This Week Until Friday; Mr. Thickness Is Very Busy........Feel Free To Post Your Comments On Tongue Punching....Thanks For Your Patience......





Say La Vee.....Paint Your Bald Spot?

bubbyman Wrote:
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> I heard the promo for last week's bonus show, did
> Mike decide that after 5 years, it's finally OK to
> make outgoing prank calls? Wow, what a
> groundbreaker. Can't wait until they start
> listening to listener voicemail as a regular
> segment.


The worst part was the quality of his Paul impression....Robb's Ringo was considerably better....How said is it that many of Robb's impressions are better than Mike's now?

peekza Wrote:
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> bubbyman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I heard the promo for last week's bonus show,
> did
> > Mike decide that after 5 years, it's finally OK
> to
> > make outgoing prank calls? Wow, what a
> > groundbreaker. Can't wait until they start
> > listening to listener voicemail as a regular
> > segment.
>
>
> The worst part was the quality of his Paul
> impression....Robb's Ringo was considerably
> better....How said is it that many of Robb's
> impressions are better than Mike's now?

The new segment will be, "Beat the Meatles."

LFF used to WORK on his mimicry in the old days. Long gone.

Hey Nonny Nonny Wrote:
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> LFF used to WORK on his mimicry in the old days.
> Long gone.


And if he sucked then as much as he does now, Don would have told him so instead of kissing his ass and laughing uncontrollably.

Robb Is The New Cunning Mimic...

Mikes Sister Is Hot ! ! !

OK, I don't watch House of Cards, but every one of the HoC bits they have done has been so stunningly unfunny, even by their standards. Today I was even angry about it. Is there an once of humor I would get if I watched the show? Or are watchers even _more_ angry about the ineptitude?

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> OK, I don't watch House of Cards, but every one of
> the HoC bits they have done has been so stunningly
> unfunny, even by their standards. Today I was even
> angry about it. Is there an once of humor I would
> get if I watched the show? Or are watchers even
> _more_ angry about the ineptitude?


It doesn't matter if you watched HoC or not.

TMOS is absolutely the most stunningly unfunny, hack show there is.

I cannot fathom how bad it is now, even compared with the pre-podcast radio version of TMOS.

I'm only hanging on to watch the destruction.

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> OK, I don't watch House of Cards, but every one of
> the HoC bits they have done has been so stunningly
> unfunny, even by their standards. Today I was even
> angry about it. Is there an once of humor I would
> get if I watched the show? Or are watchers even
> _more_ angry about the ineptitude?

It's up there with the kraft baby marshmallow recipes on the list of stupid shit TMOS does.

Kappy the Enabler sent LFF another gift certificate to the healthy italian chain restaurant he frequents. He had the linguine with white clam sauce and then a healthy portion of Colossal Brownie Sundae. But he walked a mile today, so it's probably a push.

I am in awe of his Svengali-like hold over Kappy... I mean, wow...

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OK, I don't watch House of Cards, but every one
> of
> > the HoC bits they have done has been so
> stunningly
> > unfunny, even by their standards. Today I was
> even
> > angry about it. Is there an once of humor I
> would
> > get if I watched the show? Or are watchers even
> > _more_ angry about the ineptitude?
>
> It's up there with the kraft baby marshmallow
> recipes on the list of stupid shit TMOS does.
>
> Kappy the Enabler sent LFF another gift
> certificate to the healthy italian chain
> restaurant he frequents. He had the linguine with
> white clam sauce and then a healthy portion of
> Colossal Brownie Sundae. But he walked a mile
> today, so it's probably a push.

Jesus. I was out of town Friday night, and went out with friends -- and we ate a lot, including huge desserts. Felt a little off all day Saturday, and ate light the rest of the weekend. Can't imagine slamming huge fatty meals the way this assclown does.

Essabinkee Wrote:
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> BusinessOfShow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As boring as Todd Moore was, did anyone else
> > notice that when he started to tell the story
> of
> > following Redford downstairs to (I assume)
> engage
> > in a conversation with him...Mike barged in and
> > abruptly changed the subject so he never
> finished
> > what might have been an interesting story? What
> a
> > fucking terrible "interviewer". Mike and Robb
> are
> > so selfish, insecure, and jealous of anyone
> with
> > any success that they cackle them down or
> rehash
> > an inside joke to direct the attention back to
> > them. BTW, the show ads are really getting his
> app
> > out there-14 reviews.
>
> Bingo. Todd had a somewhat interesting story about
> seeing and kind of meeting Robert Redford at a
> Sundance restaurant and never got to finish
> because "Wiki Mike" decided he needed to read off
> the list of movies that have premiered at the
> Festival, and read, and read. It became so
> ponderous that Fatt Robb jumped in to distract
> Mike and get him to stop reading the list. And
> then they never got back to Todd's story. Yet
> another example of how LFF does not actually
> listen.(Maybe those pendulous earlobes cause
> hearing problems.) Oh, and if by some miracle the
> Failcast does continue, get ready for a daily cute
> moment with Little Michael when and if the kid
> ever starts talking. Of course, he'll have to take
> the pacifier out his mouth first. (The nerve of
> LFF's family to suggest the kid should be rid of
> the pacifier by now!)

Could not agree more. Even by Mike's standards, interrupting Todd's story to read a list of movies that premiered at Sundance was pathetic. When Robb interrupts Mike to try to rein him in, you know he's gone off the rails.

Besides Robb insulting Todd because he said he plans to go Sundance every year, we got the obligatory, "We all need to go there next year" comment from Mike. So now the guys who had to beg people to send them $70 can afford to go to Sundance, Cuba, New Orleans, etc, etc, etc...... Riiiiiiiight.

I really enjoyed the first House of Cards but they did. Today was so poorly set up, though. Sloppy and weak...though the writing wasn't bad.