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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: March 02, 2015 02:05PM

Is it possible that all of Mike's gastrointestinal problems are a direct result of damage incurred from repeated "tongue punching" by Mr. Thickness? Just something to think about...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Dickness ()
Date: March 02, 2015 02:15PM

When it comes to Mr. Thickness, never has so much effort been put into so little payoff. It's like watching a Terry Gilliam film. You know a shit ton of work has been put into it. But when the credits roll, you leave with a feeling of "meh." Mr. Thickness has the work ethic of a champ, but the punch of an LFF. In other words, he's not thick enough.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 02, 2015 02:29PM

So much for ignoring him. Good Job.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: March 02, 2015 02:39PM

You've got to appreciate his commitment to a weak bit though. Not funny? Double down! Very TMOS. I hope he sticks around.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fan since 1067 ()
Date: March 02, 2015 02:43PM

Did Kappy buy another thing? A meal? Or was she at least there, this time?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr. Curious ()
Date: March 02, 2015 02:49PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> So much for ignoring him. Good Job.


Ignoring who? (See what I did there)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: March 02, 2015 02:58PM

Fan since 1067 Wrote:
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> Did Kappy buy another thing? A meal? Or was she at
> least there, this time?


Yes, the stream of gift cards continues. She wasn't there. TMOS Food Stamps.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Captain Queef ()
Date: March 02, 2015 03:23PM

For those who don’t know, Kappy inherited a boatload of cash (pun not intended, sorry Chubb), way more than she knows what to do with. Still, I’m sure her late father is thrilled that she pisses away some of her inheritance by keeping the failcast afloat (sorry again). She probably hasn’t worked a day in her life. Her Twitter kind of confirms that; she just hangs around with horses and people who ride horses.

She seems like a nice lady, so I won’t beat her up. But she seems to be just a bit off, as in the elevator may not go all the way to the top floor.
Here’s where the money comes from:
http://archives.starbulletin.com/2003/09/28/news/index3.html
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fan since 1067 ()
Date: March 02, 2015 03:29PM

I thought Kappy was a lot of fun on her last appearance on the show. She's probably delightful. I find it odd that gift cards are flying like this, though. The whole situation haha.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BBT Riot ()
Date: March 02, 2015 03:46PM

The busses don't run where she lives.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 02, 2015 03:49PM

I just feel sorry for her....all that $ and she literally has nothing better to do with it than enable a fat drunk bully?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 02, 2015 03:54PM

A year or so into the podcast, when it looked like they were going to have to quit, she gave a HUGE amount of money, in the thousands, to keep them going.

That's when Mike started that Kappy Pfeiffer studio BS.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: March 02, 2015 04:02PM

Thank God they took some time out of the podcast today to address the Cake and Cookies production delays. If I don't get a fix soon of theatre nerd banter about the pointless inanities that make up life in 21st century America, I'm going to murder somebody.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: March 02, 2015 04:07PM

Why is she bothering to continue with it? She has escaped Northern Virginia, and doesn't have a career in "radio", so...why she care?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: March 02, 2015 04:16PM

She's got the "show biz" bug like Robb and it gives her an outlet to "perform" I assume.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 02, 2015 05:38PM

537...Semper Fat...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: He adds nothing ()
Date: March 02, 2015 05:38PM

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> You've got to appreciate his commitment to a weak
> bit though.


No actually I don't but thanks for that exciting offer

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: March 02, 2015 05:56PM

Captain Queef Wrote:
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> For those who don’t know, Kappy inherited a
> boatload of cash (pun not intended, sorry Chubb),
> way more than she knows what to do with. Still,
> I’m sure her late father is thrilled that she
> pisses away some of her inheritance by keeping the
> failcast afloat (sorry again). She probably
> hasn’t worked a day in her life. Her Twitter
> kind of confirms that; she just hangs around with
> horses and people who ride horses.
>
> She seems like a nice lady, so I won’t beat her
> up. But she seems to be just a bit off, as in the
> elevator may not go all the way to the top floor.
>
> Here’s where the money comes from:
> http://archives.starbulletin.com/2003/09/28/news/i
> ndex3.html


You Have To See Her Naked To Appreciate Her Beauty; Firm Heart Shaped Ass And Tits To Die For, A 10 In The Sack As Well....

Sa La Vee...Missing My Kappy Time

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 02, 2015 06:11PM

are we even sure she prefers men?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 02, 2015 06:13PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> A year or so into the podcast, when it looked like
> they were going to have to quit, she gave a HUGE
> amount of money, in the thousands, to keep them
> going.
>
> That's when Mike started that Kappy Pfeiffer
> studio BS.


That's when Mike bought a new TV and a Bose blue-tooth speaker, if only she had bought him a snowblower, he wouldn't have needed to steal from the show's funds huh?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Identifying The Body Riot ()
Date: March 02, 2015 06:18PM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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>
> You Have To See Her Naked To Appreciate Her
> Beauty; Firm Heart Shaped Ass And Tits To Die For,
> A 10 In The Sack As Well....
>
> Sa La Vee...Missing My Kappy Time

You do realize that the effect of your posts is to make people say bad things about her, right? Leaving you aside for now; that ship has sailed. less self-aware than the guy who told us all about the hot moms he supposedly banged in high school. You two should maybe get together and compare Swatches.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Identifying The Body Riot ()
Date: March 02, 2015 06:20PM

Or maybe you ARE together. Thickness, I'd like to Enzo now, ok?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: March 02, 2015 07:06PM

LFF out-queened Fatt Robb today. FR averred that Leonard Nimoy's recording of Where is Love was an original song. Credit of sorts to LFF for pointing out it was from Oliver. Surprised FR whiffed on that. Maybe he's too excited for what he calls "pre-season baseball."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Shrekky Spewak ()
Date: March 02, 2015 07:18PM

Tomorrow's game on TMOS: Guess what's under Rob's hoodie!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Georgia Jones ()
Date: March 02, 2015 07:23PM

Identifying The Body Riot Wrote:
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> Or maybe you ARE together. Thickness, I'd like to
> Enzo now, ok?


There is little doubt in my mind it's the same guy. I must say I preferred Enzo in the early years. He was almost normal. NOBODY enjoys the Thickness persona Enzo, find that other guy before the champ and watch bit made him slide off the rails.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 02, 2015 08:12PM

Looks like Robb is hiding a motorcycle tire under there!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: March 02, 2015 09:56PM

This year's uneaten fruitcakes. And his pride.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Candied Cherry Riot ()
Date: March 02, 2015 10:12PM

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> This year's uneaten fruitcakes. And his pride.

Those aren't UNEATEN fruitcakes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Candied Cherry Riot ()
Date: March 03, 2015 12:07AM

Candied Cherry Riot Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This year's uneaten fruitcakes. And his pride.
>
> Those aren't UNEATEN fruitcakes.

To paraphrase Dr. Who: 'A good man doesn't need many fruitcakes. Today is not the day to find out why I make so many.'

Do we know for sure that L'il Jihad or whatever his name was is really in Tunisia or wherever, or is he really in Fatt Rob's BELLY?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Georgia Jones ()
Date: March 03, 2015 02:13AM

Remember those bags of sugar rob bragged about losing while on weight-not? Found em.....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Friar Fuck-Head ()
Date: March 03, 2015 08:33AM

Robb looks like a goddamm Monk in that hoodie. My God! How does anyone let themselves become so fat that their wardrobe turns into a series of tarps meant to cover more than clothe?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ice Cream Rob ()
Date: March 03, 2015 09:54AM

Shrekky Spewak Wrote:
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> Tomorrow's game on TMOS: Guess what's under Rob's
> hoodie!


Rob is turning into an "Ice Cream Man".

Funny-Fat-55.jpg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robsicle ()
Date: March 03, 2015 10:13AM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 03, 2015 10:54AM

Georgia Jones Wrote:
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> Remember those bags of sugar rob bragged about
> losing while on weight-not? Found em.....


YeeeesssssiiiIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 03, 2015 10:58AM

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> This year's uneaten fruitcakes. And his pride.


It must be all fruitcake...we all know he doesn't have any pride

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: March 03, 2015 11:22AM

Just Wanted To Stop In And Say Hi




Say La Vee....2015

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: March 03, 2015 11:55AM

Wouldn't Blob(b) object to the cameras at this point?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RobbN Hoodie ()
Date: March 03, 2015 12:02PM

Rob(b)'s look screams "I give up."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Family of Fat ()
Date: March 03, 2015 12:07PM

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Robs whole family looks like they are melting.

Why doesn't that lazy fuck Rob cook up some good vittles for them, seeing as he has the whole house to himself all day.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hobie ()
Date: March 03, 2015 12:15PM

^^ I believe you meant victuals, you big dummy. And hating on this show, on this thread, on this site, is trite and past its prime.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 03, 2015 12:33PM

Hobie Wrote:
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> ^^ I believe you meant victuals, you big dummy.
> And hating on this show, on this thread, on this
> site, is trite and past its prime.


Thanks for the heads up
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hobie ()
Date: March 03, 2015 12:37PM

You're welcome turd burglar.

peekza Wrote:
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> Hobie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^^ I believe you meant victuals, you big dummy.
> > And hating on this show, on this thread, on
> this
> > site, is trite and past its prime.
>
>
> Thanks for the heads up

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Vittle Dee Dee ()
Date: March 03, 2015 12:38PM

Vittles and victuals are the same fucking thing, dipshit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Vittle dum dum ()
Date: March 03, 2015 12:49PM

Nope. You're wrong. Are you a product of the FCPS system?

Vittle Dee Dee Wrote:
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> Vittles and victuals are the same fucking thing,
> dipshit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: lick my ballocks ()
Date: March 03, 2015 12:50PM

Hobie Wrote:
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> ^^ I believe you meant victuals, you big dummy.
> And hating on this show, on this thread, on this
> site, is trite and past its prime.

Commenting on a comment board about comments made on a specific comment board is also past its prime. How wise you are, oh Hobie Won Kenobi-tard.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 03, 2015 12:53PM

Hobie Wrote:
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> You're welcome turd burglar.
>
> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hobie Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ^^ I believe you meant victuals, you big
> dummy.
> > > And hating on this show, on this thread, on
> > this
> > > site, is trite and past its prime.
> >
> >
> > Thanks for the heads up

Is that what passes for wit on the Fan page? Save some for Dad now?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dumbstick ()
Date: March 03, 2015 01:06PM

Hobie Wrote:
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> ^^ I believe you meant victuals, you big dummy.
> And hating on this show, on this thread, on this
> site, is trite and past its prime.


Blog319-300x200.jpghqdefault.jpg


No, I meant vittles.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dumbstick ()
Date: March 03, 2015 01:17PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hobie ()
Date: March 03, 2015 01:18PM

Nope, false etymology on your part bumpkin. Can you afford a Latin class at the local community college??
>
> No, I meant vittles.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dumbstick ()
Date: March 03, 2015 01:27PM

Hobie Wrote:
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> Nope, false etymology on your part bumpkin. Can
> you afford a Latin class at the local community
> college??
> >
> > No, I meant vittles.


http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vittles

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pwned by latin major ()
Date: March 03, 2015 01:30PM

INCENDERE!!

Hobie Wrote:
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> Nope, false etymology on your part bumpkin. Can
> you afford a Latin class at the local community
> college??
> >
> > No, I meant vittles.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dicktionary ()
Date: March 03, 2015 01:33PM

Pwned by latin major Wrote:
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> INCENDERE!!
>
> Hobie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nope, false etymology on your part bumpkin. Can
> > you afford a Latin class at the local community
> > college??
> > >
> > > No, I meant vittles.

>>http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vittles

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dicktionary ()
Date: March 03, 2015 01:35PM

It is in the dictionary you damn dummy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hobie ()
Date: March 03, 2015 01:44PM

Yes, it is because it is a centuries old common misspelling. Doesn't make it correct nimrod. Like it or not, victuals is the accurate spelling though it is pronounced "vittles". It was good enough as victuals when translated as part of the King James Bible, should be good enough for you jabronies. Sheesh, you dummies need enlightenment already.


Dicktionary Wrote:
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> It is in the dictionary you damn dummy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 03, 2015 01:57PM

Hobie Wrote:
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> Yes, it is because it is a centuries old common
> misspelling. Doesn't make it correct nimrod. Like
> it or not, victuals is the accurate spelling
> though it is pronounced "vittles". It was good
> enough as victuals when translated as part of the
> King James Bible, should be good enough for you
> jabronies. Sheesh, you dummies need enlightenment
> already.
>
>
> Dicktionary Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It is in the dictionary you damn dummy.


Any wonder you were still a virgin when you graduated....VCU...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 03, 2015 01:59PM

FYI, I am okay with either spelling, I didn't come here for an etymology lesson

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hecklers gonna hate ()
Date: March 03, 2015 02:01PM

Hardy har har. Your degree is being put to great use...you know...while...making fun of....some radio personality...on the Internet. Ivy leaguer?

peekza Wrote:
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> Hobie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes, it is because it is a centuries old common
> > misspelling. Doesn't make it correct nimrod.
> Like
> > it or not, victuals is the accurate spelling
> > though it is pronounced "vittles". It was good
> > enough as victuals when translated as part of
> the
> > King James Bible, should be good enough for you
> > jabronies. Sheesh, you dummies need
> enlightenment
> > already.
> >
> >
> > Dicktionary Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It is in the dictionary you damn dummy.
>
>
> Any wonder you were still a virgin when you
> graduated....VCU...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: March 03, 2015 02:08PM

Cleary thiis board isnt the placce to misspelted things or lack grammmer skilz

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hobie ()
Date: March 03, 2015 03:46PM

Only thing I like more than correcting ignorami and TMOS is BBC. I don't mean the British Broadcasting Corporation. Boom

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb'd ()
Date: March 03, 2015 05:32PM

Dude there was another great Robb is fat thing going and you fucked it up.

Stop that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: March 03, 2015 05:34PM

Hobie Wrote:
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> Yes, it is because it is a centuries old common
> misspelling. Doesn't make it correct nimrod.

You compliment him with "nimrod." Great hunter. Mascot of Watersmeet MI High School.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dr Ruth ()
Date: March 03, 2015 05:43PM

Hobie Wrote:
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> Only thing I like more than correcting ignorami
> and TMOS is BBC. I don't mean the British
> Broadcasting Corporation. Boom


Robb must really envy you. He only gets anal once a year.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 03, 2015 06:03PM

Wow, Robb gets pummeled on his FB page.
Gus Mueller wrote:

Hey Rob, since weight loss and employment are out the window, how about you experiment with not saying 'sure' during the show? It DOESN'T move things along like you seem to think it does.

And the picture of you in the red jacket makes you look like the guy who killed Junior Burdinski. So there's that.

Is Robb too fat to maintain his weight AND his fb page?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: March 03, 2015 06:15PM

Just Remember; Size Does Not Matter.....Thank Goodness....





Say La Vee......They Love The BBC........

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: March 03, 2015 06:53PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Wow, Robb gets pummeled on his FB page.
> Gus Mueller wrote:
>
> Hey Rob, since weight loss and employment are out
> the window, how about you experiment with not
> saying 'sure' during the show? It DOESN'T move
> things along like you seem to think it does.
>
> And the picture of you in the red jacket makes you
> look like the guy who killed Junior Burdinski. So
> there's that.
>
> Is Robb too fat to maintain his weight AND his fb
> page?

Alas, Headdd seems to have deleted this. I would've liked to have seen that thread get interesting. Great start.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: March 03, 2015 06:57PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Wow, Robb gets pummeled on his FB page.
> Gus Mueller wrote:
>
> Hey Rob, since weight loss and employment are out
> the window, how about you experiment with not
> saying 'sure' during the show? It DOESN'T move
> things along like you seem to think it does.
>
> And the picture of you in the red jacket makes you
> look like the guy who killed Junior Burdinski. So
> there's that.
>
> Is Robb too fat to maintain his weight AND his fb
> page?

Just Figured This Out:

Tatrz = Taters.....Good One.


Say La Vee.....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 03, 2015 09:20PM

Was Mike on dukes today?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: LFF sez ()
Date: March 03, 2015 09:51PM

Mike's TMOS whine for the day: "I gotta fill an hour a day!"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is perfect ()
Date: March 03, 2015 10:14PM

Mike literally runs aground. Way to impress daughter and her friend. Carla: never let him take your son out in the boat alone.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Tender Vittles Riot ()
Date: March 03, 2015 11:10PM

Hobie Wrote:
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> Yes, it is because it is a centuries old common
> misspelling. Doesn't make it correct nimrod. Like
> it or not, victuals is the accurate spelling
> though it is pronounced "vittles". It was good
> enough as victuals when translated as part of the
> King James Bible, should be good enough for you
> jabronies. Sheesh, you dummies need enlightenment
> already.
>
>
> Dicktionary Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It is in the dictionary you damn dummy.

And in the King James Bible Nimrod, "king of Shinar, was, according to the Book of Genesis and Books of Chronicles, the son of Cush and great-grandson of Noah. He is depicted in the Bible as a mighty in the earth and a mighty hunter" you stupid fuckwad waste of sperm that should have been mopped up with a sweatsock.


[1275–1325; Middle English vitaille < Old French vituaille < Late Latin victualia provisions, n. use of neuter pl. of Latin victualis of food =victu(s) nourishment, way of living (vic-, variant s. of vivere to live + -tus

Take it up with Daniel Defoe and Mark Twain, WOS.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Clueless Mike ()
Date: March 03, 2015 11:20PM

'Member that time Mike got all confused and indignant about the FFXU arrest/ticket search feature? He thought this thread was spying on him.
Astonishing ignorance.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: King James ()
Date: March 03, 2015 11:30PM

Everyone, please stop using the word "you" and replace it with "thou" because some drunk dumbshirt on this thread would rather use the King James Bible to spellcheck rather than a dictionary.

From now on Latin, the dead language, shall govern this thread!

Please and thank thou.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: King James ()
Date: March 03, 2015 11:37PM

Damn you to hell you modern cats and your fancy modern day vernacular!

Thou shalt burn in kitty hell!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: March 03, 2015 11:38PM

TMOS is perfect Wrote:
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> Mike literally runs aground. Way to impress
> daughter and her friend. Carla: never let him take
> your son out in the boat alone.


And then further impresses them by suggesting that they get out and unground the boat, instead of the only adult male on the tub. Thankfully Cletus came along and yanked them out with his jetski.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: March 03, 2015 11:40PM

Damn. Timi passed away.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: March 03, 2015 11:47PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Was Mike on dukes today?

He was on BOAD again tonight. Way to ruin your show, Oscar.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: March 04, 2015 01:13AM

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> TMOS is perfect Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike literally runs aground. Way to impress
> > daughter and her friend. Carla: never let him
> take
> > your son out in the boat alone.
>
>
> And then further impresses them by suggesting that
> they get out and unground the boat, instead of the
> only adult male on the tub. Thankfully Cletus came
> along and yanked them out with his jetski.

Also, if anyone getting out of the boat was going to cause it to displace less water, it would have been LFF. Damn genetics!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr. Curious ()
Date: March 04, 2015 02:13AM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Also, if anyone getting out of the boat was going
> to cause it to displace less water, it would have
> been LFF. Damn genetics!

LMAO, that is the exact same thing I thought. Instead of two girls who together weigh about 240 pounds getting out of the boat, shouldn't the guy who weighs 300 be the one to get out?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 04, 2015 02:29AM

If Mike's in the water who will overheat the motor?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bubbyman ()
Date: March 04, 2015 05:33AM

Maybe this thread should switch to Hebrew since we are using the Bible as our official reference source. That way we can avoid unfortunate translation mistakes.
To really commit though we will also have to learn Aramaic and Greek.
Stupid Latin, it's a DEAD language........ No one speaks it other than using some words for sciency names. I guess it's just easier to use existing words than making new ones.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/04/2015 05:46AM by bubbyman.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: weight, I really do think so ()
Date: March 04, 2015 06:47AM

Had LFF instead been on the offending pontoon boat slowing him down (what was he so hell-bent on getting off the water for -- Culvers, his recliner, a glass of wine?), imagine what he would have said about the entitled egotistical jerk in the center-console on his tail?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BusinessOfShow ()
Date: March 04, 2015 07:11AM

Show Title:
Old Man and the Sea 2 - A Whale's Tale

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: yupp ()
Date: March 04, 2015 07:42AM

Mike got all excited when Carla pointed out the approaching danger -- he thought she was referring to an establishment called The Sand Bar, and gunned the engine.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dwokkity Dwokk Dwokk. ()
Date: March 04, 2015 10:04AM

yupp Wrote:
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> Mike got all excited when Carla pointed out the
> approaching danger -- he thought she was referring
> to an establishment called The Sand Bar, and
> gunned the engine.

Let's add another item to the LONG list of skills that LFF thinks he has, and doesn't. Boating. Parenting. Being a spouse. Playing hockey. Knowledge of sports. Knowledge of medicine. Knowledge of pop culture. Education. The military. Motorcycling. Running a bar. Running a podcast. Running a radio show. Running. Walking.

Might be easier to list the stuff he's good at:








I got nothin'

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 04, 2015 11:36AM

TMOS covers their inadequacies today by having Rob & Joe on.

Didn't watch or listen yet, will have to see if LPS lets them get a word in edge-wise.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 04, 2015 11:39AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> TMOS covers their inadequacies today by having Rob
> & Joe on.
>
> Didn't watch or listen yet, will have to see if
> LPS lets them get a word in edge-wise.


He is terrified of them...They're too quick for him

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: (the old) JC ()
Date: March 04, 2015 12:01PM

wow . . . just watched a few seconds of ustream. if you think rob sounds like a spaz, you gotta SEE him -- it's bananas!!! :O

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr. Curious ()
Date: March 04, 2015 12:13PM

Dwokkity Dwokk Dwokk. Wrote:
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> yupp Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike got all excited when Carla pointed out the
> > approaching danger -- he thought she was
> referring
> > to an establishment called The Sand Bar, and
> > gunned the engine.
>
> Let's add another item to the LONG list of skills
> that LFF thinks he has, and doesn't. Boating.
> Parenting. Being a spouse. Playing hockey.
> Knowledge of sports. Knowledge of medicine.
> Knowledge of pop culture. Education. The
> military. Motorcycling. Running a bar. Running
> a podcast. Running a radio show. Running.
> Walking.
>
> Might be easier to list the stuff he's good at:
>
> I got nothin'


Drinking too much
Throwing suitcases
Breaking window coverings
Marrying women half his age
Interrupting guests on his show

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Georgia Jones ()
Date: March 04, 2015 12:17PM

Mr. Curious Wrote:


> LMAO, that is the exact same thing I thought.
> Instead of two girls who together weigh about 240
> pounds getting out of the boat, shouldn't the guy
> who weighs 300 be the one to get out?


O'Meara gets out of that boat, no way in hell he is able to get back in. Imagine Carla pulling on one arm as the two girls yank on the other but he's not budging one inch. His face turns beet red as he looks skyward and curses the genetic gods!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: March 04, 2015 12:32PM

Georgia Jones Wrote:
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> Mr. Curious Wrote:
>
>
> > LMAO, that is the exact same thing I thought.
> > Instead of two girls who together weigh about
> 240
> > pounds getting out of the boat, shouldn't the
> guy
> > who weighs 300 be the one to get out?
>
>
> O'Meara gets out of that boat, no way in hell he
> is able to get back in. Imagine Carla pulling on
> one arm as the two girls yank on the other but
> he's not budging one inch. His face turns beet red
> as he looks skyward and curses the genetic gods!

They'd have to tow him back to the marina. Fortunately, I think he probably floats.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 04, 2015 12:43PM

Georgia Jones Wrote:
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> Mr. Curious Wrote:
>
>
> > LMAO, that is the exact same thing I thought.
> > Instead of two girls who together weigh about
> 240
> > pounds getting out of the boat, shouldn't the
> guy
> > who weighs 300 be the one to get out?
>
>
> O'Meara gets out of that boat, no way in hell he
> is able to get back in. Imagine Carla pulling on
> one arm as the two girls yank on the other but
> he's not budging one inch. His face turns beet red
> as he looks skyward and curses the genetic gods!


circle gets a square....no way he could climb back in that boat without capsizing it

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bubbyman ()
Date: March 04, 2015 01:43PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Georgia Jones Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Curious Wrote:
> >
> >
> > > LMAO, that is the exact same thing I thought.
>
> > > Instead of two girls who together weigh about
> > 240
> > > pounds getting out of the boat, shouldn't the
> > guy
> > > who weighs 300 be the one to get out?
> >
> >
> > O'Meara gets out of that boat, no way in hell
> he
> > is able to get back in. Imagine Carla pulling
> on
> > one arm as the two girls yank on the other but
> > he's not budging one inch. His face turns beet
> red
> > as he looks skyward and curses the genetic
> gods!
>
>
> circle gets a square....no way he could climb back
> in that boat without capsizing it

He learned that lesson when he shoulder-rolled into it a few months ago then spent weeks recovering from the injury.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/04/2015 01:44PM by bubbyman.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 04, 2015 01:46PM

And as with all good TMOS stories, it was referenced multiple times but never explained

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 04, 2015 01:49PM

Mike O'Meara skills

Not listening
Killing himself slowly
Fake laughing
Lying
Having tantrums

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: smile, Mr. O'Meara ()
Date: March 04, 2015 02:13PM

peekza Wrote:
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> And as with all good TMOS stories, it was
> referenced multiple times but never explained

e.g., Jr.'s first professional baby/family photo shoot....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: him, him, it's all about him ()
Date: March 04, 2015 02:21PM

Credit to the other two guys for interviewing Catherine re. her father yesterday. She acknowledged she apologizes for her dad's behavior after the fact, not warning her friends beforehand. She noted that as he was in a good mood at the Super Bowl party, she hoped it would carry all the way over to her visit this week. She only pointed to one blow-up so far (apart from the pontoon boat that caused him to be late and run aground, I presume): LFF asked her to go out yesterday AM for his sodas. She came back with caffeine-Free Diet Dr Pepper. He sent her back for the regular DDP, but they didn't have any. He was pissed. Daughter had to say, "Dad, it's only soda....." She said Saturday, her departure date, was still a long way off.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: FatBastards ()
Date: March 04, 2015 02:28PM

OMFG!! Rob and Joe look like they want to chew their legs off to get out of there! Jesus what a failcast!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 04, 2015 02:35PM

Mike O'Meara skills

Alienating everyone in his life
Embarrassing his daughters
Sitting on his ass
Printing Yahoo stories

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb-ery ()
Date: March 04, 2015 02:51PM

Robb's FB fans should encourage him to come up with a stand-up act.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb'd ()
Date: March 04, 2015 02:55PM

yupp Wrote:
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> Mike got all excited when Carla pointed out the
> approaching danger -- he thought she was referring
> to an establishment called The Sand Bar, and
> gunned the engine.


HaHahaha That's completely plausible.

Carla: "Mike! Sand bar!"

Mike: BBRRrrooooom

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