Mike still doesn't know what a "spoiler alert" is.

Yeah, It's the lying for no reason other than being stuck in some ancient radio mode.

I can't stand them for this.

It's insulting to their audience. I wonder if they realize this.

exffx Wrote:
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> Successful people. Read real estate listings from
> the back of a magazine for multi-million dollar
> homes and ended the "bit" with, "these people can
> essadee"

His vitriolic hatred>/i> of the wealthy is a large part of his anti-GOP stance.

Let's compare, shall we?

MORE network flagship show TMOS: 2 of 3 hosts don't work, yet expect unpaid intern with no connections to book guests. This week's sizzling get: the guy who does their reads.

Newest member of MORE family Tony Perkins Show: Both hosts have lucrative full time jobs that block out much of their time. This week's sizzling get: May Pang, who fucked John Lennon for a year and a half when he split from Yoko and went nuts in LA.

exffx Wrote:
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> Successful people. Read real estate listings from
> the back of a magazine for multi-million dollar
> homes and ended the "bit" with, "these people can
> essadee"

Or, or more accurately, "[they] can suck my big Irish dick." Wishful, irony-missing, thinking, LFF.

All the guests for whom Spewak would exert any effort to book are dead.

Way to give away the ending of the movie, Fatt Mike.

Dude Walker was a good guest, but not a great 'get'.

Oscar clearly has his exit strategy in place.

Then FDB calls the movie ''self-indulgent''. Wow.

And it was too wong fow wittle Mikey.

And the earlier poster was right, Fat Drunk Mike doesn't know what 'spoiler alert' means.

Fatt Robb thinks 5'2'' and 165 lbs. is fat. No mirrors in the Spewak house.

Sounds like Carla has put Fatt Fuck on a diet with the boneless breastless chicken breasts.

What a NOT-man. ''Carla is so very, very healthy, and I am too.'' SHUHHH.

Transparent LFF question of voice-over Dude: Do you have an agent?

Can we Mike scribbling down the name as Dude answers?

Gus Mueller strikes again on the Spewak Fakebook page.

'Fatt Rob, it's great that you don't make fun of fat people aside from Adele, but what about when you make fun of the lady who got her face ripped off by a chimp? And you still look like the guy who killed Junior Burdynski.'

This guy is like Zorro.

.



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Knights Templar Riot Wrote:
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> Gus Mueller strikes again on the Spewak Fakebook
> page.
>
> 'Fatt Rob, it's great that you don't make fun of
> fat people aside from Adele, but what about when
> you make fun of the lady who got her face ripped
> off by a chimp? And you still look like the guy
> who killed Junior Burdynski.'
>
> This guy is like Zorro.

And it's gone. Headdd is guarding his reputation *snort*

And Headdd becomes the last person in the universe to reference the kids playing Zeppelin, and of course Mike hasn't heard it

Saw a picture of legendary dj Cerphe on FB shoveling snow in front of his house. It looks bigger than 1800 square feet. Guess he saved his money.

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> Knights Templar Riot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gus Mueller strikes again on the Spewak
> Fakebook
> > page.
> >
> > 'Fatt Rob, it's great that you don't make fun
> of
> > fat people aside from Adele, but what about
> when
> > you make fun of the lady who got her face
> ripped
> > off by a chimp? And you still look like the guy
> > who killed Junior Burdynski.'
> >
> > This guy is like Zorro.
>
> And it's gone. Headdd is guarding his reputation
> *snort*


Nah, it's after 3 pm so he's heavy into the Crown. It's still there.

https://www.facebook.com/search/str/Robb%20Spewak/keywords_top

Knights Templar Riot Wrote:
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> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Knights Templar Riot Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gus Mueller strikes again on the Spewak
> > Fakebook
> > > page.
> > >
> > > 'Fatt Rob, it's great that you don't make fun
> > of
> > > fat people aside from Adele, but what about
> > when
> > > you make fun of the lady who got her face
> > ripped
> > > off by a chimp? And you still look like the
> guy
> > > who killed Junior Burdynski.'
> > >
> > > This guy is like Zorro.
> >
> > And it's gone. Headdd is guarding his
> reputation
> > *snort*
>
>
> Nah, it's after 3 pm so he's heavy into the Crown.
> It's still there.
>
> https://www.facebook.com/search/str/Robb%20Spewak/
> keywords_top

Huh. I'm not seeing it.

Julia and Robert in 5 years.

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> Transparent LFF question of voice-over Dude: Do
> you have an agent?
>
> Can we Mike scribbling down the name as Dude
> answers?


you could literally hear Mike deflate when Dude said the best way to get VO work is to get out there and hustle for it

peekza Wrote:
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> TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Transparent LFF question of voice-over Dude: Do
> > you have an agent?
> >
> > Can we Mike scribbling down the name as Dude
> > answers?
>
>
> you could literally hear Mike deflate when Dude
> said the best way to get VO work is to get out
> there and hustle for it

That was great- "The work won't come to you".

What is wrong with you entitled basement dwellers? If you don't like the show, don't listen! And quit going onto TMOS Facebook pages and spreading your hate! We get it! You don't like the show! Get on with your (pathetic) lives!

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> Knights Templar Riot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gus Mueller strikes again on the Spewak
> Fakebook
> > page.
> >
> > 'Fatt Rob, it's great that you don't make fun
> of
> > fat people aside from Adele, but what about
> when
> > you make fun of the lady who got her face
> ripped
> > off by a chimp? And you still look like the guy
> > who killed Junior Burdynski.'
> >
> > This guy is like Zorro.
>
> And it's gone. Headdd is guarding his reputation
> *snort*


No, you're just incompetent.

https://www.facebook.com/search/str/Robb%20Spewak/keywords_top?ref=eyJzaWQiOiIwLjg5MjE3ODk0MjQ0OTM5MDkiLCJxcyI6IkpUVkNKVEl5VW05aVlpVXlNRk53WlhkaGF5VXlNaVUxUkEiLCJndiI6Ijk0YWQwYTU1MTZkN2E4ZDdhOGFlZmIyZjgzYWFmMmU4ZTQyNGIyNTYifQ

Screw You Humps! Wrote:
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> What is wrong with you entitled basement dwellers?
> If you don't like the show, don't listen! And quit
> going onto TMOS Facebook pages and spreading your
> hate! We get it! You don't like the show! Get on
> with your (pathetic) lives!


If you don't like this board, don't look at it, faggot.

Screw You Humps! Wrote:
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> What is wrong with you entitled basement dwellers?
> If you don't like the show, don't listen! And quit
> going onto TMOS Facebook pages and spreading your
> hate! We get it! You don't like the show! Get on
> with your (pathetic) lives!

Make an account and stand up to us. Defend your heroes. Trust me they need all the help they can get.

OK, the tally continues. Carla's a drunk. Spends most of that drinking time with Mom. Doesn't care for movies, doesn't read books and LFF's daughter and friend are out on the patio drinking whisky. LFF tries to dry out and she pushes him back off the wagon because he's boring.

LFF can't stand people who are successful. And the interview of Dude Walker was clearly to passive aggressively pump him for voice-over work info (like that will appeal to anyone listening!)

Last note; LFF almost blew a fuse when the skyped interview with Dude fell apart. Here's the advice TMOS; when the host ditches town for FLA, tries to continue over the internet with two other hosts and a couple interns, then you tried to Skype in a a sixth man from his home studio, LFF's work ethic finally caught up with you.

Daddy's Here Babies; Page 539 Ahead Of Schedule; Thanks For All Your Hard Work!!! It Is Appreciated. Heading Out For A Bite To Eat, Will Report Back To You Later This Evening......Bye Bye..




Say La Vee.....

ONYD Wrote:
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> "http://lolokaust.com/guides/poop%20guide/nigger_s
> hit.gif" />


Awesome Turd Bombs; Those Crazy Colored Chicks....




Say La Vee......

I think the Skype deal with Dude sounded just fine.

Fuck FDB.

Someone should do a log of every time LFF or LPS "favor" us with their Bing Crosby "better save some for Dad, now."

Oh, wait, it's been every goddam day for a month.

Trying to get my 3 month chip, what movie did he spoil

Robb-ery Wrote:
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> Someone should do a log of every time LFF or LPS
> "favor" us with their Bing Crosby "better save
> some for Dad, now."
>
> Oh, wait, it's been every goddam day for a month.


That makes it funnier, right?

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Daddy's Here Babies; Page 539 Ahead Of Schedule;

Thicky, if Daddy does something inappropriate to you, you should tell a trusted neighbor, teacher, guidance counselor or police officer. You are clearly already damaged.

https://vid.me/nzOo

Ashes to Ashes Wrote:
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> Trying to get my 3 month chip, what movie did he
> spoil


It was Foxcatcher. He blurts out the ending and Oscar calls him on it and the he said "Oh, did I do a spoiler alert?" Oh grandpa.

539...Semper Fat
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Screw You Humps! Wrote:
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> What is wrong with you entitled basement dwellers?
> If you don't like the show, don't listen! And quit
> going onto TMOS Facebook pages and spreading your
> hate! We get it! You don't like the show! Get on
> with your (pathetic) lives!

Save some for Dad now

Apparently, it's okay for Mike and Robb to make fun of fat people because they are fat too...A normal person would think being fat yourself would be the very thing that keeps you from criticizing other people's weight issues, but that is just me

Oscar clearly is working on the exit strategy. But he recognizes that cashflow is king, and if he can pull down 20K a year for a job he could walk to for at most 2 hours a day, he's staying put for now. And he's totally not hitting JP's or Good Guys after the taping, Shannon Cady, yogainone.com .

Hey Fatt Rob, you're not fooling anyone by shaving your throat. You're still fat.

Fatt Mike, aka Hambone, it's clear that you've given up on fooling anyone. Just knock a wall out of your house now so you can be evacuated when your obesity brings you to the near-death point. Make sure Richard Simmons and Dick Gregory have your number. Because we do.

peekza Wrote:
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> Apparently, it's okay for Mike and Robb to make
> fun of fat people because they are fat too...A
> normal person would think being fat yourself would
> be the very thing that keeps you from criticizing
> other people's weight issues, but that is just me

I myself am at least 30 pounds overweight, let's call it 40 because that's more realistic, but think that Fatt Mike and Fatt Rob are way over the line.

I know you're going to say the answer is because Mike is lazy and envious of successful people, but I'll ask my questions anyway.

Why in the world does he diminish The Tony Perkins Show when it is on his own network? He constantly takes shots at Gary Stein, and twice this week he mocked the voice of the female guest that was featured in the promo for the TPS. Robb and Oscar both had to tell him he was wrong, that the chick was in fact hot, and he admitted he hadn't listened to the show or seen her picture. If he is just going to tear that show down, then why run promos for it? Why not just do an Amazon promo for TMOS in the spot? I truly don't get it.

Dear Mr. Curious,
Glad you asked. It's because Mike is a bully, a coward, insanely insecure, and like any good alcoholic, will tear any success he has down because he truly hates himself. He compensates this by wondering why nobody likes him, and builds his crumbling ego up with what he was and not who he will be. He could have voice over work tomorrow but he'd have to ask for it. Like he did 30 years ago when he wanted it. He's oblivious to the fact that whether you're 55 or 25, people are happy to hook you up. Just let them. Or ask them. But Mike, nobody's gonna kiss your ass anymore. Except Robb, and that's sad. Dude Walker gets the gigs because he chases the carrot. You don't even eat vegetables.
You know why the industry hates podders? Because you all bitch about how you can't do what you want because the "Industry" has changed. Then you troll for our money like you deserve some respect for who you were. You're like Neal Armstrong saying you'll never ride a space shuttle. ..though he wanted to, but he ran out of time. There's a hint for you
You're the Nowhere Man, The Fool On Hill.

The Fool On The Hill. Just so Robb doesn't start sucking his own tits because I missed that.

Funniest thing on TMOS this week was LFF revealing his soda of choice. Diet Dr. Pepper.

Here's a snippet of the show discussion on Thursday centering around the death of Timi Obaigbena (from WJFK).

Oscar: "Does it make you think about your own mortality?"

Fat Rob: "It does, it does. Absolutely!"

Oscar (serious tone): "Are you going to do anything about your diet?"

Fat Rob (sarcastically): "Not a thing."

Then LFF derails that instantly and talks about people on the "WJFK alumni web site" looking old. (Is there such a web site?) Then Fat Rob plays them out to break. The discussion ends there. Seriously, LFF is THE worst show facilitator. He needs to listen to (REALLY listen) and study Ron Bennington to understand how to deftly find and then manipulate on-air conflict.

Here's Oscar's genuine reaction to Fat Rob (and LFF stepping on his question to Fat Rob).
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Haha I hope Oscar leaves the show before he inevitably hangs himself.

Mike talked a about himself too when the subject was Timi on BOAD.

Again. Oscar, Stop having Mike on BOAD!

I don't understand why they pitched such a fit about the Bonus Show subscriptions if the Amazon Tab is REALLY the best way to support the show...Is the best way to support the show a moving target? Will Mike be begging us to buy things we don't need just for the bump they get because he doesn't want to ask for donations again?

exffx Wrote:
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> Mike talked a about himself too when the subject
> was Timi on BOAD.
>
> Again. Oscar, Stop having Mike on BOAD!


Which is the exact reason Oscar didn't want Mike to call in again on Thursdays show...He knew Mike would try to hijack the show again, especially without Chad there to hog the spotlight

Do you think Rob, like Mikes, blames the change in the radio industry when he couldn't get a board op job at a radio station he worked at for almost 20 years?

Why did Oscar need Mike's permission to use the DC studio for BOAD? I though Oscar's business plan was to rent it out. Sounds like TMOS owns the studio???



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exffx Wrote:
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> Why did Oscar need Mike's permission to use the DC
> studio for BOAD? I though Oscar's business plan
> was to rent it out. Sounds like TMOS owns the
> studio???


Yeah, I noticed that as well...I wonder if ownership changed hands when Oscar enrolled in school again...Maybe Kappy bought him out

exffx Wrote:
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> Do you think Rob, like Mikes, blames the change in
> the radio industry when he couldn't get a board op
> job at a radio station he worked at for almost 20
> years?


While he might not say it out loud, I'll wager he knows EXACTLY why he didn't get retained



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Robb burned CBS by asking KCJJ to demand WJFK play out the Mos syndication contract so Robb could work another 3 months. No one saw that coming. He probably thought he was being clever.

O5car probably asked so Mike wouldn't get all butt hurt.

Though I assume Tony Perkins is a nice guy, should we start predicting when Mike will have a falling-out with him due to Mike's resentment of Perkins' show success?

Interesting how the klubbers' sad refrain is that the reason for FFXU posters' antipathy is that we are jealous of Mike. Funny, since their hero is jealous of absolutely everybody and anybody successful.

More "huh huh huh" from Spewack on "Friday's" show....It's becoming a thing now

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Though I assume Tony Perkins is a nice guy, should
> we start predicting when Mike will have a
> falling-out with him due to Mike's resentment of
> Perkins' show success?
>
> Interesting how the klubbers' sad refrain is that
> the reason for FFXU posters' antipathy is that we
> are jealous of Mike. Funny, since their hero is
> jealous of absolutely everybody and anybody
> successful.

Yeah, I've wondered about that too. Even though Mike and Tony go way back, I'm sure Tony and Gary are much closer based on their mutual work history. At some point, Tony is going to get pissed at Mike's openly hostile shots at Gary. I just wonder how long until TPS is on RELM?

LFF can't even be bothered to maintain the show's ecommerce site. I'm sure Mike harps about the bonus shows because Amazon requires 30 more seconds for paperwork than the bonus shows do. His laziness is a predictable given.

Horseradish Wrote:
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> Mike still doesn't know what a "spoiler alert" is.


This makes me laugh, I mean the tard's been talking about movies for forever, and he doesn't know what it is.

http://mikeomearashowmerch.com/

Well isn't that new page interesting...

Everything Don and Mike used to bitch about with program managers "playing" the listeners is the exact same thing TMOS does in their podcast.

Guys, have more respect for your listeners.

I've made it to Friday's show and noticed two small asides by Mike that make an interesting combo..... First that his daughter and friend were currently doing homework and drinking whiskey, then a few minutes later he mentioned that they are teens....... Hmmmm...... Maybe he was just joking about one of these two things.

Regarding the whiskey, Mike hasn't been a father for the rest of his daughters' lives, why should he start now?

As a father, Mike is a pretty good enabler.

I Give Friday's Show A Solid 9; This Is What We Need; Energy And Comedy, Good Job Boys....


Heading To Mikes Pad Tonight; He Needs Some Help Putting Carla Into The Climax Zone, An Inch Deep And A Mile Wide, Mr. Thickness Can Make It Happen, Kappy Cannot Make It Tonight, Bummer, She Has Such A Sweet Box....Oh Well..




Say La Vee.....

Now That You Have Tongue Punching Down, I Offer The Following Tips For Cunnilingus:



1. What’s that smell?

While some folks prefer their poontang to be on the gamey side, for many people, fear of a funky odor or taste is the chief barrier to going down on a woman. All women do have a distinctive scent and flavor, and for some would-be cunning linguists, these may be an acquired taste. However, if your partner is clean and in good health, her taste and smell should not be unpleasant or overwhelming. If you have concerns about her hygiene, the most tactful approach is to suggest a shared shower or bath before sex. If after a good soaping, her pussy still smells like something crawled up it and died, or she has unusual discharge, she probably has an infection and should see a doctor.


2. Work your way up.

Take your time when you start to eat pussy. Get her warmed up with some basic foreplay—kissing, fondling, etc. It’s better to go down on a wet pussy than a dry one. Once she’s aroused, make your descent. Try kissing and tonguing her ankle or the sole of her foot. Then kiss and lick your way slowly up the inside of her leg (the back of the knee is a good erogenous zone, too). Tease her a bit more by kissing and tonguing her inner thighs. Blow some air lightly over her cooter. She’ll go nuts.


3. Get acquainted.

Once your face is up in her crotch, don’t dive straight for her panic button. Explore the whole area with your mouth. Gently probe with your tongue and locate her vagina and clit. Suck on her labia. Get your whole face messy.


4. Get busy.

Now you want to go to work on her clit. The key is to use your tongue and lips to suck and massage it gently. Don’t poke at it or press too hard. Go in circles, go up and down, flick back and forth lightly. There is no real “right” way to go down on a woman; just make it up as you go along and pay attention to what works. Vary your speed and pressure and see what she responds to. When you hit the right groove, you’ll probably know it because she’ll grab the back of your head and clamp her thighs around your ears like a vice. But to be on the safe side, ask her beforehand to let you know what she likes. Once you hit her hot spot, there’s no need to rush; just keep her engine revving. Feel free to explore some other techniques or positions before you take her over the top.


5. The ABCs.

This is perhaps the most common tip when you eat pussy: use your tongue to trace the letters of the alphabet on her clit. Some people swear by it. Personally, I don’t recommend it. I don’t think it’s a good technique. Also, it’s too much of a distraction, and if she catches you humming the Alphabet Song under your breath, you’re busted. You should be paying attention to her, not what comes after Q.


6. Use your hands.

You can create some wild sensations for her by stimulating her clit with both your fingers and your tongue simultaneously. Also, most women enjoy a finger or two in their cunt while being eaten out. Insert your fingers with your palm up, crook them slightly, and stroke toward you in a “come hither” motion to hit her G-spot. A finger up the ass will also drive her over the edge if she’s into anal play. (As always, to avoid infection, if you put something in her ass, make sure you don’t put it in her pussy afterward.)


7. Stick out your tongue.

You can also use your tongue to penetrate her—just make it rigid and plunge in. You can then tongue-fuck her by moving your tongue in and out, or by keeping it stationary and bobbing your whole head. For bonus points, try stimulating her clit with your nose while your tongue is inside her.


8. Let her ride.

Put a pillow or two under your neck and let her sit on your face. This gives you a nice view of her tits and gives her a degree of control over pressure and position. Let her grind her juices all over your mug.


Say La Vee.......Eat That Pussy Babies

Let us know how that work out if you ever get to try it, Thickness.

Do you mind?

The Pillow Really Helps.....


Say La Vee...

Half an hour before his birthday, Headdd is posting hints on Facebook... changed his profile picture to a 45 of Birthday {check} and changed his photo to a picture from his first birthday. Same amount of hair in that pic. More normal head size to body size ratio than he sports these days, though.

Headdd, before eating his entire cake
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He's Not Retarded....



Say La Vee.

Roman Reigns Is On Fire.>>>>!!!!!

Carla Is So Wet Tonight; Its Amazing (Oscarism) Her Panties Are Soaked And I Am Just The Stud To Weasel My Thickness In Her Pussy; Wish Kappy Were Here Because Her Pussy Is Superior, But Beggars Cant Be Choosy...he he he



Say La Vee. Juicy Lucy

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> http://mikeomearashowmerch.com/
>
> Well isn't that new page interesting...


Someone mentioned it on Facebook and Oscar assured everybody that there was nothing to worry about, they weren't selling more than a shirt a quarter(his words) and it wasn't worth the hosting fee...Then they changed the page

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> Headdd, before eating his entire cake


Wanna bet every single person at that table hopes he chokes on that cake?

peekza Wrote:
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> jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > http://mikeomearashowmerch.com/
> >
> > Well isn't that new page interesting...
>
>
> Someone mentioned it on Facebook and Oscar assured
> everybody that there was nothing to worry about,
> they weren't selling more than a shirt a
> quarter(his words) and it wasn't worth the hosting
> fee...Then they changed the page

Hold on now, that's a lie and that's the first thing you learn in MBA/Real Estate Agent school.

They've got a website, there's no separate cost for the merchandise page. The same people who handle the processing of the bonus shows should handle the processing of the merchandise. And if they're killing it, why is it under construction?

The show has three revenue streams...Affiliate programs, bonus show subscriptions and merchandise sales. One is already down significantly (bonus shows), so it makes sense to eliminate another one (merchandise)?

It's true merchandise sales come with risks. You can buy inventory you can't sell. But seriously, after six years they should have a pretty good idea of what does and doesn't sell. If they can't even sell a simple T-shirt, they have problems. I think this has more to do with the fact shipping merchandise involves work. It's really hard work throwing some shit in a packet and dropping it in the mail, especially when it's easier to drink whiskey and watch the Price is Right.

4 revenue streams. .. Kappy

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> 4 revenue streams. .. Kappy

One revenue stream. Kappy.

Mike thanked her just a week ago for a big gift certificate she sent that he used to take his sister, daughters and the family out for dinner.

Look, if any of us civilians couldn't take the family to dinner or the movies without a patron we'd get a real job. The irony is the disdain Mike has for those of us with joe jobs when we don't dig deep to support his bonus shows. Or decide we'd rather go to Disney with the family.

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> 4 revenue streams. .. Kappy


I suspect she is far more important to sustaining the show than people give her credit for. They wouldn't bring her to D.C. and let her sit in on a week of shows if she weren't giving them significant amounts of money. Then again, she does pick up the tab at the Peking Gourmet, so maybe they would let sit in for that alone.

So Mike is a "kept man" to Kappy's Nora Desmond...except Mike isn't attractive and Kappy will never be ready for her close up. By the way, what teenaged girl, or even college-aged girl, drinks whiskey? Looks like Mike's kids are picking up his bad habits, though in fairness he doesn't really have any good ones.

Sunset Boulevard Wrote:
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> So Mike is a "kept man" to Kappy's Nora
> Desmond...except Mike isn't attractive and Kappy
> will never be ready for her close up. By the way,
> what teenaged girl, or even college-aged girl,
> drinks whiskey? Looks like Mike's kids are picking
> up his bad habits, though in fairness he doesn't
> really have any good ones.

Over the line, buddy. Mike's daughters are OFF LIMITS !!!!!

Original Knights Templar Riot Wrote:
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> Sunset Boulevard Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So Mike is a "kept man" to Kappy's Nora
> > Desmond...except Mike isn't attractive and
> Kappy
> > will never be ready for her close up. By the
> way,
> > what teenaged girl, or even college-aged girl,
> > drinks whiskey? Looks like Mike's kids are
> picking
> > up his bad habits, though in fairness he
> doesn't
> > really have any good ones.
>
> Over the line, buddy. Mike's daughters are OFF
> LIMITS !!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHUBB!
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Rob looks like he is down with the syndrome.

Good luck finding that missing chromosome, window licker.

THAT is just creepy, putting the guy who killed Junior Burdynski in the picture.

When you tell total strangers that your underage daughter is drinking whiskey in your house (aka whiskey YOU must have purchased and are sharing with your teen daughter and her teen friend) you should expect to get shit about it.

DWTS Wrote:
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> Rob looks like he is down with the syndrome.
>
> Good luck finding that missing chromosome, window
> licker.
>
> "http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/
> fat-guy-in-thong-dancing.gif" />

Technically it's an EXTRA chromosome.

Original Knights Templar Riot Wrote:
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> DWTS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rob looks like he is down with the syndrome.
> >
> > Good luck finding that missing chromosome,
> window
> > licker.
> >
> > >
> "http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/
>
> > fat-guy-in-thong-dancing.gif" />
>
> Technically it's an EXTRA chromosome.

And that is why Rob puts the extra "b" at the end of his name, to signify that he is down with the syndrome.

Rob(b) should try and do a podcast with Chris B(b)urke

"You can look but you better not touchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Poison IIIIIIIIIIvvvvvy."

The only other halfway interesting thing from this week was that the day after Mike wants to get rid of internet anoniminity he refused to give the name of the guy asking him about his racism.

The whiskey comment was a joke. The lasses were more likely sharing a bottle of Hughes wine with Carla, but Mike thought it more fun to go that way with his jibe. No one is more bitter than Mike when he's not included in others' drinking. Or conversation. Or fun.

Can you get that Corky pic any larger, please?

Original Knights Templar Riot Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> > > http://mikeomearashowmerch.com/
> > >
> > > Well isn't that new page interesting...
> >
> >
> > Someone mentioned it on Facebook and Oscar
> assured
> > everybody that there was nothing to worry
> about,
> > they weren't selling more than a shirt a
> > quarter(his words) and it wasn't worth the
> hosting
> > fee...Then they changed the page
>
> Hold on now, that's a lie and that's the first
> thing you learn in MBA/Real Estate Agent school.
>
> They've got a website, there's no separate cost
> for the merchandise page. The same people who
> handle the processing of the bonus shows should
> handle the processing of the merchandise. And if
> they're killing it, why is it under construction?

Nah, separate URLs
mikeomearashowmerch.com probably created this site off a fulfillment service's templates and likely tied to something like Shopify

mikeomearashow.com probably made by ToMo or one of his idiots and hosted in a different place.

My guess is they were losing $ on mikeomearashowmerch.com

It is insane that they canceled it. These services are crazy cheap. Like $50 / month and they handle everything (other than designing your actual website): $ processing, printing, shipping, taxes, etc. They, of course, take a cut.

If they were really selling 1 t-shirt a quarter than that service was really losing $ for them and I don't know if their margins are that slim or if they are that cheap, but damn

Rob(b) and Burke have something else in common. Burke was nominated for a Golden Globe and Rob(b)'s body is shaped like a globe.