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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> > 4 revenue streams. .. Kappy
>
> One revenue stream. Kappy.
>
> Mike thanked her just a week ago for a big gift
> certificate she sent that he used to take his
> sister, daughters and the family out for dinner.
>
> Look, if any of us civilians couldn't take the
> family to dinner or the movies without a patron
> we'd get a real job. The irony is the disdain Mike
> has for those of us with joe jobs when we don't
> dig deep to support his bonus shows. Or decide
> we'd rather go to Disney with the family.

Come on! LFF get a "real" job? WTF kind of "real" job can he do?

He can't get a radio job.

He has no skills beyond talking into a mic.

He failed at: broadcasting, podcasting, restaurateuring, etc...

He's an obese, 55+ year-old man with no marketable skills.

He just wants to hang on until he can cash out his retirement sans penalty.

His failure as a broadcaster, entrepreneur, husband, and father must be killing him. It must suck to know you are out of options and your only lifeline is some rich Hawaiian lady. I, on the other hand, find it wonderful

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Original Knights Templar Riot Wrote:
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> > peekza Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > http://mikeomearashowmerch.com/
> > > >
> > > > Well isn't that new page interesting...
> > >
> > >
> > > Someone mentioned it on Facebook and Oscar
> > assured
> > > everybody that there was nothing to worry
> > about,
> > > they weren't selling more than a shirt a
> > > quarter(his words) and it wasn't worth the
> > hosting
> > > fee...Then they changed the page
> >
> > Hold on now, that's a lie and that's the first
> > thing you learn in MBA/Real Estate Agent
> school.
> >
> > They've got a website, there's no separate cost
> > for the merchandise page. The same people who
> > handle the processing of the bonus shows should
> > handle the processing of the merchandise. And
> if
> > they're killing it, why is it under
> construction?
>
> Nah, separate URLs
> mikeomearashowmerch.com probably created this site
> off a fulfillment service's templates and likely
> tied to something like Shopify
>
> mikeomearashow.com probably made by ToMo or one of
> his idiots and hosted in a different place.
>
> My guess is they were losing $ on
> mikeomearashowmerch.com
>
In theory both domain names could and should point to the same IP address, and what do you know, they do. IS THERE ANYTHING ABOUT WHICH YOU DO NOT KNOW NOTHING?

Jesus fucking Christ, write a proposal or something.

yupp Wrote:
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> The whiskey comment was a joke. The lasses were
> more likely sharing a bottle of Hughes wine with
> Carla, but Mike thought it more fun to go that way
> with his jibe. No one is more bitter than Mike
> when he's not included in others' drinking. Or
> conversation. Or fun.


Of course it was just a hilarious comedy bit...Isn't all of Mike's poor behavior?

peekza Wrote:
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> yupp Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The whiskey comment was a joke. The lasses were
> > more likely sharing a bottle of Hughes wine
> with
> > Carla, but Mike thought it more fun to go that
> way FUCK JHOPS FUCK JHOPS FUCK JHOPS FUCK JHOPS
> > with his jibe. No one is more bitter than Mike
> > when he's not included in others' drinking. Or
> > conversation. Or fun.
>
>
> Of course it was just a hilarious comedy
> bit...Isn't all of Mike's poor behavior?

They weren't drinking whiskey, they were going to town on each other in a 69 stylee.

Hi Mike.

Under what circumstances will the Failcast end?
If Kappy died and left money to TMOS, would Mike take all of it for himself and shut down the show?
Would TMOS cave if Oncor pulled out as a sponsor?
Would MIke shut it down if either Oscar or Robb left?
I wonder.
What I do know is that Mike will never end the Failcast as long as a single dollar is coming in because he is too lazy, arrogant and delusional to shut it down because it sucks.
Perhaps we should handicap likely scenarios

I think it'll end soon due to a Mike health problem.

Not that I hope that, I hope it continues for a long time and all remain healthy.

Mike's Weak Streams Wrote:
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> Under what circumstances will the Failcast end?
> If Kappy died and left money to TMOS, would Mike
> take all of it for himself and shut down the
> show?
> Would TMOS cave if Oncor pulled out as a sponsor?
> Would MIke shut it down if either Oscar or Robb
> left?
> I wonder.
> What I do know is that Mike will never end the
> Failcast as long as a single dollar is coming in
> because he is too lazy, arrogant and delusional to
> shut it down because it sucks.
> Perhaps we should handicap likely scenarios

I came to the conclusion a year ago or so that without Kappy, TMOS and RELM would not exist. I lost a lot of respect for Mike after that. Love him or hate him, that's the dependency Don G tried to steer away from with Buzz and RELM. And some of the recent podcast bits Bubbyman posted prove that.

It also forced me to look at Big O and Dukes a little differently. For all their shenanigans and construction of various studios, they seem to pull it off on their own.

And they're no longer broadcasting from the ''Kappy Pfeiffer Studios''. More like the ''Oscar Santana Studios''.

On the other hand, every day Fat Drunk Baby takes a ''Kappy Pfeiffer Shit.''

Original Knights Templar Riot Wrote:
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> > Original Knights Templar Riot Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > peekza Wrote:
> > >
> >
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>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > http://mikeomearashowmerch.com/
> > > > >
> > > > > Well isn't that new page interesting...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Someone mentioned it on Facebook and Oscar
> > > assured
> > > > everybody that there was nothing to worry
> > > about,
> > > > they weren't selling more than a shirt a
> > > > quarter(his words) and it wasn't worth the
> > > hosting
> > > > fee...Then they changed the page
> > >
> > > Hold on now, that's a lie and that's the
> first
> > > thing you learn in MBA/Real Estate Agent
> > school.
> > >
> > > They've got a website, there's no separate
> cost
> > > for the merchandise page. The same people who
> > > handle the processing of the bonus shows
> should
> > > handle the processing of the merchandise.
> And
> > if
> > > they're killing it, why is it under
> > construction?
> >
> > Nah, separate URLs
> > mikeomearashowmerch.com probably created this
> site
> > off a fulfillment service's templates and
> likely
> > tied to something like Shopify
> >
> > mikeomearashow.com probably made by ToMo or one
> of
> > his idiots and hosted in a different place.
> >
> > My guess is they were losing $ on
> > mikeomearashowmerch.com
> >
> In theory both domain names could and should
> point to the same IP address, and what do you
> know, they do. IS THERE ANYTHING ABOUT WHICH YOU
> DO NOT KNOW NOTHING?
>
> Jesus fucking Christ, write a proposal or
> something.

The URLs point to different IPs

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:

>
> The URLs point to different IPs

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. If I cared I WOULD be smacking my fucking forehead.

THEY DON'T.

Is there ANYTHING about which you do not know NOTHING?

Go write a proposal or something, Professor.

Seriously, harm yourself.

Before the page changed, the merch was handled by a different group.

Oscar complained about it more than once

Hello, Watching No Reservations Anthony Bourdain With A Glass Of 2009 Hatcher Cab, Great Episode, Great Wine.

Check This Out, Last Night While Naked In Bed With Carla, Mike Is Pretty Wasted And Jacking Off At His Regular Spot, In The Corner With A Towel Over His Lap; He Calls Me Over To His Spot And Says: "I Want You To Pee In Her Butt", I Almost Freaked Out.........First, How Do You Pee In Someone's Ass? I Told Him To Keep Whacking And I Would Take Care Of Business......Wish Kappy Would Have Been There, Miss You Kapps.......Mike Did Supply A Nice BBC (Big Black Cock) Dildo Which Carla Really Enjoyed......



Say La Vee....2015

Daddy gives Cap'n Crunch to his 19 month-old.

540...Semper Fathead
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Man grate...I'm fucking sure...

That looks like a poker run... Oscar tried to pimp his regular product at an event??? Sure... Why not :/

Back when O5car had guns...now he's fat and used...

Wait! Is O5car "Fucked Out" ?

peekza Wrote:
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> 540...Semper Fathead

That freaking photo . . could LFF and Rob(b) look more like a pair of old fat queens in their shiny Harley-Davidson faux-biker weekend warrior don't-ride-in-the-rain gear? It really just needs a couple of big dicks in each of their months to complete the "we're tremendous faggots" effects.

It's incredible. Robb's mouth is always open.

Fan since 1067 Wrote:
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> It's incredible. Robb's mouth is always open.


That fking gaping gob shouting for all he's worth. gah

Robb, interruption, volume and repetition don't make you a good radio personality, they make you a BAD one!

Fucking GET IT, will you?

Fan since 1067 Wrote:
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> It's incredible. Robb's mouth is always open.


It shouldn't be that big of a surprise...He's always either talking or eating

Mr Thickness is the man!!!!!!!!! Go girl

Over two minutes of "MORE" begging:

LFF: "Look, here's how I've explained it before when it comes to our bonus shows. Uhh, we started out with donation uhh boxes on our website because we were figuring out how are we going to be able to do this show for you guys every single day and how are we going to feed our families at the same time. The fact is, uhh, it's a complicated equation, there are lots of different podcasts out there and there are lots of people that do it different ways. This is the way we choose to monetize what we do. We don't sit there and say 'Please give us a donation.' What we do is say this is bonus content, we give you a sixth show every single week, it's an uncensored show, without commercial interruption, and we ask you to support this podcast by donating to us. And if you want to call it a donation, that's fine-"

Blob(b): FINE

LFF: "too, I don't care. But you're paying for bonus content and we would really really love if you're not on board, and you haven't thought about it- folks, I don't make this appeal very often, in fact I rarely do it at all. And I'm telling you that we always need bonus show subscriptions. That is extremely important to what we do. So if you're on the fence and you're saying, (mocking voice) 'Well I don't know, they don't need me to' Yeah, we need every"

Blob(b): YEP

LFF: "single human being. If we could get everybody who listens to this show for free to sign up for the bonus shows, it would be an incredible windfall for us and we would be very very grateful."

O5car: "Only a small percentage do it now, very very small percentage."

LFF: "It's a very very small percentage"

Blob(b): "Need your help."

LFF: "Of the people, we call them our P1's, that get out there and do that. And, on another note, I mean, really, the bonus shows can go in any different direction and they're very, very fun, so please do it today. There, that's the end"

Blob(b): NICE

LFF: "of that. That's my super long spiel that we have."



Also, I don't have a different web browser for each site I visit, why would I possibly use an app for an individual podcast?

Pathetic.

More bonus show begging. They must truly be in dire straits. Good.

And if they're in dire straights Mike will be the first to ditch. I suspect as the show dwindles we'll get 3 shows a week then 2 then....

Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it, and lick, lick, lick. Everybody lick their ass for themselves.
Lick my ass nicely, lick it nice and clean, nice and clean, lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire, nicely buttered, like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two, come on, just try it, and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick their ass for themselves.Lick my ass nicely, lick it nice and clean, nice and clean, lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire, nicely buttered, like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two, come on, just try it, and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick their ass for themselves.Lick my ass nicely, lick it nice and clean, nice and clean, lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire, nicely buttered, like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two, come on, just try it, and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick their ass for themselves.

Dear Mr. Thickness;

when is your next tutorial and what is the subject? Can we put in requests?

peekza Wrote:
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> 540...Semper Fathead

Mr. O'Meara sports a nice Rolex watch on his wrist. Can't tell from the photo... probably a DatejustII, Milgauss or Submariner? He might own many timepieces given, his income. Welcoming any input for the timepiece that he's wearing in this photo.

Haven't seen the picture but guarantee it's not a Milgauss. A real horologist would know.

Feeding his family....

Choose the bonus show, mother fucker! Mike occasionally saying "fuck" should be more important than your family.

So what if you owe money to the IRS? When Ted Cruz or Rand Paul become President, they are going to abolish the IRS! Do yourself and the country a favor! Buy the TMOS bonus show instead! Also, if you are a Tea Party-type, you will love Mike's well-reasoned political musings! Subscribe now!

yupp Wrote:
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> The whiskey comment was a joke. The lasses were
> more likely sharing a bottle of Hughes wine with
> Carla, but Mike thought it more fun to go that way
> with his jibe. No one is more bitter than Mike
> when he's not included in others' drinking. Or
> conversation. Or fun.


My guess is that they were drinking fireball and coke. I understand it's very popular with the kids these days. Any Shrekky, nice job on that photo. You are a very talented and funny man. We appreciate it!

Seriously, dude! If you don't buy the bonus show, Carla's walking. She means it this time! If you don't, Mike's going to end up getting oral from Kappy, and that's an image none of will be able to erase from our memories! For the love of God, subscribe!

''Heiress crushed by fat apron in freak sex accident.''

"Fat Apron" Mike's new band.

I could have sworn that just days ago, Mike claimed that the VERY best way to support the show was to buy through Amazon...was he lying?

The Real Meeper Wrote:
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> Dear Mr. Thickness;
>
> when is your next tutorial and what is the
> subject? Can we put in requests?


Working On A Couple Projects For This Weekends Posting; Keep Tuned, Thanks Meeper...



Say La Vee...2015

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> The Real Meeper Wrote:
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> > Dear Mr. Thickness;
> >
> > when is your next tutorial and what is the
> > subject? Can we put in requests?
>
>
> Working On A Couple Projects For This Weekends
> Posting; Keep Tuned, Thanks Meeper...
>
>
>
> Say La Vee...2015

If you actually WORK on your posts, you really are retarded.

Stop being a loser Mike.

This is what passes for humor and entertainment in a typical Klub thread. It's really not surprising they don't see any way TMOS could improve.

(Edited for sad, sad context.)



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While I'm lost on the context, they luvz them some memes yes?

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> While I'm lost on the context, they luvz them
> some memes yes?


The context would only make you sad...The thread started with a suggestion to do a hilarious comedy bit involving Robb, Col Potter and Floyd the barber having a threeway in a tub of tapioca pudding...I wish I was lying

You should post "Jack Cassidy!" and watch all of them go "lol".

Here is a handy "Cliff's Notes" reference guide for klubbers who miss a podcast. Just print, clip, and store in your wallet next to your condom. Now YOU can bring the Funny.

"Jack Cassidy!"
"Save some for Dad now!"
"You won't get older, and you won't ever die."
"I'd like to buy t-ten parakeets."
Fart noise
"Funny, you don't look __uish!"
"And traditional five flavor!"
"CAAAARRRR!"

If you miss a bonus show, just sprinkle the list with a few "fuck"s and you should be good to go.

exffx Wrote:
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> You should post "Jack Cassidy!" and watch all of
> them go "lol".


That reminds me of the T-Shirt idea I started working on two years ago. I lost interest after five minutes, but if they are looking to revamp the merch site, this would be a good start.
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Mike discovered a 10 year old cartoon...Show Prep!

Maybe TMOS would have more bonus subscribers if delete/block/unfriend weren't a bodily reflex of the Host and his morbidly obese sidekick

just a thought

Remember when he went of on ''John Smith''? Let's reflect on this trainwreck. He used to have 2 houses, now has only one, and a kid who he said for years he didn't want, has to support whats her name in perpetuity, a failing ''career'' where he's begging strangers to help him ''feed his family'' but still has his two-wheeled living room which he apparently no longer rides. Looking for voice work? The problem there is it has the word ''work'' in it.

Oh, also morbidly obese and due for a hip replacement. Damn genetics.

MIKE, IZ WANTZ ANOOOTHER BABE-BEE!!!!!

I think you have to be a lush to fuck/tolerate Mike.

Lush Life Wrote:
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> I think you have to be a lush to fuck/tolerate
> Mike.

Let's be fair. Look at him. Ponder his health issues. What are the odds that he can get it up at this point without a Viagra IV drip?

Disney or Bonus Show Wrote:
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> Choose the bonus show, mother fucker! Mike
> occasionally saying "fuck" should be more
> important than your family.

OK...

That was funny.

Drinking while pregnant =

We probably shouldn't rag on Carla so hard because when she leaves Mike he'll blame this thread and hoe she couldn't take it and so THAT'S why she left him...

I'm sure the LFF wants every listener to buy the bonus shows. That'd be millions of dollars for the krew.

I haven't been able to find them on youtube for awhile, maybe TMOS figured out somebody was posting their "paid" content for free on youtube...

If the klub understood torrents, it'd be worth getting a sub just to create torrents of the bonus shows, but no klubber would see the torrent, sadly.

Klubbers are so dumb technologically that they need specific apps for specific podcasts.

Dopes.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Klubbers are so dumb technologically that they
> need specific apps for specific podcasts.
>
> Dopes.

The dope is Fat Drunk Baby, who at one point thought 'apps' were a thing. Keep in mind he probably paid for it, although out of show funds. The sweet release of death cannot come soon enough.

I Give Todays Show A Solid (8); Good Energy With Oscar Having Decent Air Time; Keep It Up Boys And We May Check Out Bonus Shows More Often.....If They Could Mix In 10-15 Minutes Of Live Calls That Would Be Big Plus....





Say La Vee........Ass Master

A month without Cake and Cookies is like...

Nirvana.

Thank you, Robb and Katie.

TMOS doesn't have the balls to take live calls.

Nor do they have anyone interested in calling them.

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Nor do they have anyone interested in calling
> them.


Watchittttttttt!

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Nor do they have anyone interested in calling
> them.

jhops would place the best calls to TMOS -- absolutely destroy them, he guarantees it. Just watch him do it.

Sorry, too soon?

Too easy, I know.

"Wouldn't it be strange to get to the age of 54 and realize your ears are the wrong shape?" Neil Gaiman

Please I beg you to buy our bonus shows. It's how we feed our family and pay the mortgage.

OK...Now lets move on to the show. Let me tell you what happened last week when I was too lazy to work my 1 hour a day job. I played golf at the country club then got on my boat since it was too hot to ride my harley.

Man, it was a horrible day. And all these entitled people that crossed my path! They were so rude...thinking my wife was my daughter and they didn't even gush over jr. They can essadee!

Oh yeah...one of my daughters, what's her name, was there too.

exffx Wrote:
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> Please I beg you to buy our bonus shows. It's how
> we feed our family and pay the mortgage.
>
> OK...Now lets move on to the show. Let me tell you
> what happened last week when I was too lazy to
> work my 1 hour a day job. I played golf at the
> country club then got on my boat since it was too
> hot to ride my harley.
>
> Man, it was a horrible day. And all these entitled
> people that crossed my path! They were so
> rude...thinking my wife was my daughter and they
> didn't even gush over jr. They can essadee!
>
> Oh yeah...one of my daughters, what's her name,
> was there too.

BRILLIANT!!

jhopped up Wrote:
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> Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> > Nor do they have anyone interested in calling
> > them.
>
> jhops would place the best calls to TMOS --
> absolutely destroy them, he guarantees it. Just
> watch him do it.
>
> Sorry, too soon?
>
> Too easy, I know.


"Too soon"? Did JHops die? Please be dead..

jhops will never get old and he'll never die.

It's that time of year again. A show with best ofs that are actually listenable:

http://mikeomearashow.com/2015/02/the-best-of-year-three-special/

JHops isn't dead, its just proposal season. I'm surprised you didn't know that . . .

Does the krewe do the Bing Crosby bit every day now? It's amazing how it gets wedged into every possible discussion involving a man with a child, or a person consuming anything. Or everything else.

Fan since 1067 Wrote:
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> Does the krewe do the Bing Crosby bit every day
> now? It's amazing how it gets wedged into every
> possible discussion involving a man with a child,
> or a person consuming anything. Or everything
> else.

As a VERY occasional listener, I couldn't possibly say, although you might think that. But it's certain the ethos of the Krewe that any non-funny bit must be pounded into the ground, over and over, even if it wasn't funny in the first place.

But NEW material requires show prep. And a sense of humor. And talent. So that's pretty much out.

http://digiday.com/platforms/podcasts-5-chars/

$34M is the total podcast market

The LFF has what $100k of that pie?

OK, 5 minutes into Tuesday's Show and I got a pitch for the bonus shows and "...And I've got a big health update later in the show.."from Mike. Turned it off.

Don't get me wrong, I'll eventually listen but what was the update? He's turned his health around and he's at a health weight and blood pressure?

Damn genetics!

Probably that he went to the doctors and they had the nerve to tell him to sit and wait until it was his turn.

Mike's Dying Colon Wrote:
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> OK, 5 minutes into Tuesday's Show and I got a
> pitch for the bonus shows and "...And I've got a
> big health update later in the show.."from Mike.
> Turned it off.
>
> Don't get me wrong, I'll eventually listen but
> what was the update? He's turned his health around
> and he's at a health weight and blood pressure?
>
> Damn genetics!

I would pay $100 to have a nurse take his BP and weight in front of me, so we could actually get a true piece of information.

If any of the FB nitwits are reading this, feel free to pass it along. One hundred dollars, American, cash, to get the fat fuck weighed and his BP checked in front of impartial witnesses. I'll throw in a whole extra dollar if Rob(b) gets weighed, but I think they'd have to go to the stockyard to get a scale for that.

i guess mike got pissed cause he was called "mr michael". different things piss off different people, but . . . who gives a shit?!!

exffx Wrote:
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> Probably that he went to the doctors and they had
> the nerve to tell him to sit and wait until it was
> his turn.

Didn't he scream at a nurse until security was called the last time that happened!?

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> i guess mike got pissed cause he was called "mr
> michael". different things piss off different
> people, but . . . who gives a shit?!!

There must be some money still creeping in because Oscar puts up with that veiled racism. Let's be honest, that's why Mike played it and seemed surprised Robb went in a normal direction with it.

Mike may not realize how tedious the old "look at the incompetence and foreigners I have to endure" angle has become

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> i guess mike got pissed cause he was called "mr
> michael". different things piss off different
> people, but . . . who gives a shit?!!


He said you can tell she's foreign because she "translated" his first name because O'Meara would be too hard.

Not from her accent. Genius.

oscar has got to have lost his hero worship of mike by now. there's just NO WAY he can think what they're doing is entertaining at this point.

cripes, mike was just on his facebook page trying to find out how many profile pics he's had -- there's some show prep if i ever saw any!!!

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> oscar has got to have lost his hero worship of
> mike by now. there's just NO WAY he can think
> what they're doing is entertaining at this point.
>
> cripes, mike was just on his facebook page trying
> to find out how many profile pics he's had --
> there's some show prep if i ever saw any!!!

Counting is fun. Let's count, kids. Photos of the nasty fat man. No, no matter how fat he is, it's just one photo. Yes, even if the lady with the really long neck and the good tits is in the photo with him, and it makes you cry, it's still just one photo. Oh, the counting.

Mike's Dying Colon Wrote:
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> OK, 5 minutes into Tuesday's Show and I got a
> pitch for the bonus shows and "...And I've got a
> big health update later in the show.."from Mike.
> Turned it off.
>
> Don't get me wrong, I'll eventually listen but
> what was the update? He's turned his health around
> and he's at a health weight and blood pressure?
>
> Damn genetics!

They got sidetracked and didn't come back to it. Something about a doctor "really giving it to me". Hopefully it was a doctor calling him a Lazy Fat Fuck who still isn't fit for surgery.

Yeah, sounds like the doctor told him to lose weight or die.

We've been telling him that forever.

Of course, we didn't really want him to lose weight, though.

Mike's Dying Colon Wrote:
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> OK, 5 minutes into Tuesday's Show and I got a
> pitch for the bonus shows and "...And I've got a
> big health update later in the show.."from Mike.
> Turned it off.
>
> Don't get me wrong, I'll eventually listen but
> what was the update? He's turned his health around
> and he's at a health weight and blood pressure?
>
> Damn genetics!

Another zit, this on closer to his thigh than his butt...I don't know WHY he feels the need to update us on his acne, I guess it's show prep

Sounds like he spends more time at the doctor's office than recording TMOS.

This is very common in some circles in the south. When I lived in Florida, all the administrative assistants called everyone Mr. or Miss First Name.

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> i guess mike got pissed cause he was called "mr
> michael". different things piss off different
> people, but . . . who gives a shit?!!

From today's DCRTV

''Dave, I know he's an advertiser but it's got to be said. Mike O'Meara needs to stop using the computerized buzzing sound effect that sounds like there's a problem with your sound card or your speaker connection. Super disturbing. It's like a siren in a radio commercial. Unfortunately the two people he works with have exactly zero balls, so no one will tell him.''

To which I would add, also stop talking about his boils.

Zombie Riot Wrote:
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> From today's DCRTV
>
> ''Dave, I know he's an advertiser but it's got to
> be said. Mike O'Meara needs to stop using the
> computerized buzzing sound effect that sounds like
> there's a problem with your sound card or your
> speaker connection. Super disturbing. It's like a
> siren in a radio commercial. Unfortunately the two
> people he works with have exactly zero balls, so
> no one will tell him.''
>
> To which I would add, also stop talking about his
> boils.

I can't believe someone was listening with enough computer skills to e-mail DCRTV. Kudos to the failcast!

$100 Right Here Wrote:

> I'll throw in a whole extra dollar if Rob(b) gets
> weighed, but I think they'd have to go to the
> stockyard to get a scale for that.


Head Nurse: "Jesus fucking christ, you are going to bring him around back to the scale on the loading dock."

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Yeah, sounds like the doctor told him to lose
> weight or die.
>
> We've been telling him that forever.
>
> Of course, we didn't really want him to lose
> weight, though.


No Blobb, no we don't. Keen observation pal.

> Another zit, this on closer to his thigh than his
> butt...I don't know WHY he feels the need to
> update us on his acne, I guess it's show prep

If Mike starts getting a lot of zits around his inner thigh, he and Carla can play Where's Waldo with his penis.

Weight Not Tater Tot Wrote:
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> > Another zit, this on closer to his thigh than
> his
> > butt...I don't know WHY he feels the need to
> > update us on his acne, I guess it's show prep
>
> If Mike starts getting a lot of zits around his
> inner thigh, he and Carla can play Where's Waldo
> with his penis.

I don't want to know how many feet of fat she'd have to go through.

Weight Not Tater Tot Wrote:
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> > Another zit, this on closer to his thigh than
> his
> > butt...I don't know WHY he feels the need to
> > update us on his acne, I guess it's show prep
>
> If Mike starts getting a lot of zits around his
> inner thigh, he and Carla can play Where's Waldo
> with his penis.

The Punxatawney Phil of penises.