Congrats to all of the annual bonus show subscribers! You will get about 25 this year since Mike will be unavailable!

Oscar: "Guys, bonus show subscriptions are down dramatically. I'm not sure what we'll do. Do you have ideas?"

Robb: "Well, I can make up some fake letters for Wednesday's show that feature how great the bonus show is."

Mike: "Not sure what I can offer.... I know! I'll call Kappy."

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> LurkerExtraordinaire Wrote:
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> > What the fuck am I supposed to do with Don's
> show
> > now that it's an mp4 file? I think the in
> studio
> > cameras are cool if you want to watch live, but
> > there really ought to be an audio-only
> download.
> > His audience appears to be dedicated, but man,
> > does he make the show difficult to get to if
> you
> > just want to download it to a phone or ipod. I
> > might consider letting it go if this is the
> case.
> > I appreciate how into the product he seems to
> be,
> > but doesn't quite get it all the way.
>
> At least you still have access to it. I paid for a
> 1 year deal and can't access shit.

That's the great thing about TMOS -- it doesn't cost a dime and you CAN access shit.

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> exffx Wrote:
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> > LurkerExtraordinaire Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What the fuck am I supposed to do with Don's
> > show
> > > now that it's an mp4 file? I think the in
> > studio
> > > cameras are cool if you want to watch live,
> but
> > > there really ought to be an audio-only
> > download.
> > > His audience appears to be dedicated, but
> man,
> > > does he make the show difficult to get to if
> > you
> > > just want to download it to a phone or ipod.
> I
> > > might consider letting it go if this is the
> > case.
> > > I appreciate how into the product he seems to
> > be,
> > > but doesn't quite get it all the way.
> >
> > At least you still have access to it. I paid for
> a
> > 1 year deal and can't access shit.
>
> That's the great thing about TMOS -- it doesn't
> cost a dime and you CAN access shit.

But that's the problem, it is shit.

was only MP4 for 2 days, back to normal today

LurkerExtraordinaire Wrote:
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> What the fuck am I supposed to do with Don's show
> now that it's an mp4 file? I think the in studio
> cameras are cool if you want to watch live, but
> there really ought to be an audio-only download.
> His audience appears to be dedicated, but man,
> does he make the show difficult to get to if you
> just want to download it to a phone or ipod. I
> might consider letting it go if this is the case.
> I appreciate how into the product he seems to be,
> but doesn't quite get it all the way.

Agreed. I think he mistakenly did it the second day. I emailed to bitch about it, haven't heard anything back (over a day now).
Could care lessa bout looking at the back of Don's bald head.
I think I'm out when my original annual sub expires (in a few weeks? a month?).
Odd to complain about "too much" show, but there just is. If anyone needs the formatting / constraints that TMOS uses, its Don. Just a bit too much rambling and meandering of topics...

RK Wrote:
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> Congrats to all of the annual bonus show
> subscribers! You will get about 25 this year
> since Mike will be unavailable!


Seriously? No bonus show again this week? Wow.

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> yupp Wrote:
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> > That's the great thing about TMOS -- it doesn't
> > cost a dime and you CAN access shit.
>
> But that's the problem, it is shit.

That was my jokey joke.

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> RK Wrote:
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> > Congrats to all of the annual bonus show
> > subscribers! You will get about 25 this year
> > since Mike will be unavailable!
>
>
> Seriously? No bonus show again this week? Wow.


Hell if I know -- just anticipating how great the shows are going to be while Mike is in the hospital for 20 weeks or so.

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> > RK Wrote:
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> --------------------------------------------------
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> > > Congrats to all of the annual bonus show
> > > subscribers! You will get about 25 this year
> > > since Mike will be unavailable!
> >
> >
> > Seriously? No bonus show again this week? Wow.
>
>
> Hell if I know -- just anticipating how great the
> shows are going to be while Mike is in the
> hospital for 20 weeks or so.

Why not have bonus shows OF the surgeries? Give Mike a local anesthetic and the Krewe could comment while Mike is under the knife.

Dr Apu (cue the Indian music): "Now if you please to direct the camera towards his rectum..."
Robb (interrupting): "RECTum? I hardly KNEW him! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Oscar: "That's you, Robb, in a couple more weeks!"
Robb: "BLEEP You, Oscar! Hey, Doc, when you finish, add a couple of stitches for Daddy! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Mike: "More pork chops, Carla! And another Diet Dr Pepper!"

"It's all about you!" (Unless you might want the content that you have already paid for, in which case screw you, you don't "get it.")

This is why they would much rather have a "donation" for the bonus show than an actual subscription. A subscription implies the expectation that you will receive an actual good or service for your money whereby a donation is essentially a gift with no such expectation.

Weight Not Tater Tot Wrote:
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> Dr Apu (cue the Indian music): "Now if you please
> to direct the camera towards his rectum..."
> Robb (interrupting): "RECTum? I hardly KNEW him!
> HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
> Oscar: "That's you, Robb, in a couple more
> weeks!"
> Robb: "BLEEP You, Oscar! Hey, Doc, when you
> finish, add a couple of stitches for Daddy!
> HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
> Mike: "More pork chops, Carla! And another Diet Dr
> Pepper!"

Brilliant

There is a Bonus show this week, complete with misspelling.

"Today on the Bonus Show, Oscar reveals his big vacation plans, Mike get’s mad at calendars and we peel back the curtain and have an unexpected on air show meeting."

So Mike can't even have a simply interaction at a barber shop without becoming offended. The hair stylist is lazy because she asked you "So what are we doing today?" Every haircut I have ever gotten has started that way. He is a complete and utter infant and a fucking tool.

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> So Mike can't even have a simply interaction at a
> barber shop without becoming offended. The hair
> stylist is lazy because she asked you "So what are
> we doing today?" Every haircut I have ever gotten
> has started that way. He is a complete and utter
> infant and a fucking tool.


I like the fight he picked with a couple of woman in the beauty parlor...All brought on by his quest to end racism, which he admits had nothing to do with their disagreement...in a beauty parlor

542...Semper Fat
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My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> So Mike can't even have a simply interaction at a
> barber shop without becoming offended. The hair
> stylist is lazy because she asked you "So what are
> we doing today?" Every haircut I have ever gotten
> has started that way. He is a complete and utter
> infant and a fucking tool.

Yes, once again this lazy waste of food and sperm has schooled us on politics in general and racial politics in particular. In what other situation would you want a lecture from the stupidest person in the room?

> I like the fight he picked with a couple of woman
> in the beauty parlor...All brought on by his quest
> to end racism, which he admits had nothing to do
> with their disagreement...in a beauty parlor


Mike O'Meara: American Hero

So it seems Mike can't go anywhere without getting pissed off. It's like some mental illness. .

LurkerExtraordinaire Wrote:
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> What the fuck am I supposed to do with Don's show
> now that it's an mp4 file? I think the in studio
> cameras are cool if you want to watch live, but
> there really ought to be an audio-only download.
> His audience appears to be dedicated, but man,
> does he make the show difficult to get to if you
> just want to download it to a phone or ipod. I
> might consider letting it go if this is the case.
> I appreciate how into the product he seems to be,
> but doesn't quite get it all the way.

The video was supposed to be a one day thing, then he forgot to reset his recording setup and it ended up being a 2 day thing, said yesterday it had been fixed for today's show. I havent checked, but it's supposed to be back to audio only for the download today.

Mike has turned into Ignatius Riley.

Shocker, Linus squats to pee, just like his owner Robb

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> Mike has turned into Ignatius Riley.
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Say La Vee......

So now Mike's against the Constitution. What an imbecile.

Shows like the one today with his illogical rants make me regret ever paying $ to this obnoxious fathead.

And here I am thinking Rob may have some issue with social skills.

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>
> Mike O'Meara: American Hero


ahahahahahahahahahaha

$%$%# the shit these idiots post on the Klub board is unbearable.

Genius. He picks a fight at a barber shop in Florida over racism in Missouri with people holding scissors. Lucky he didn't get a shitty haircut...or a stab in the freakishly creased earlobe.

Fit Fat Wrote:
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> Genius. He picks a fight at a barber shop in
> Florida over racism in Missouri with people
> holding scissors. Lucky he didn't get a shitty
> haircut...or a stab in the freakishly creased
> earlobe.


That could have only improved his earlobe.
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Notice Ignatius doesn't show his ears?

used to be microphone Wrote:
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> Notice Ignatius doesn't show his ears?


I thought they were green...The flaps on his hat looks like Mike's lobes

Fit Fat Wrote:
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> Genius. He picks a fight at a barber shop in
> Florida over racism in Missouri with people
> holding scissors. Lucky he didn't get a shitty
> haircut...or a stab in the freakishly creased
> earlobe.


Best part, he sided with the racist MO PoPo and yet still took the moral high ground

Working On The Masturbation Tutorial As Requested; Hope To Have It Ready For Posting Tomorrow Night Babies, It Will Include Both Male And Female Techniques.





Say La Vee Bitches

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Working On The Masturbation Tutorial As Requested;
> Hope To Have It Ready For Posting Tomorrow Night
> Babies, It Will Include Both Male And Female
> Techniques.

The ONE thing you should have learned from Fat Drunk Baby is that masturbation doesn't actually count as work. 'Show prep' maybe.

Say la vag, faggot.

Heading To Bed Babies; Wanted To Leave You With Some Knowledge:

Balls On Chin Is The Bomb.....He He He



Say La Vee Niggas......

Let Me Try This Again:

Boys, If You Want To Increase Your Revenue, Only Post A Bonus Show On Friday; Do Not Post A Regular Show & Bonus Show On The Same Day!!! Oscar Use Your Business Sense. If You Follow My Suggestion You Will Increase Your Revenue While Keeping The Same Over Head, Ka Peach??????



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Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Some Knowledge:
>
> Balls On Chin Is The Bomb.....He He He
>


Fun fact: if Robb gave Lance Armstrong a BJ, it would be called Ball on Chins.

I was in Vegas all week. Didn't listen to TMOS and didn't miss it a bit. Didn't even realize I hadn't listened until 3 days in. It was a refreshing de-tox from shitty podcasting. I may just be all out on these idiots.

Mike D1 Wrote:
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> I was in Vegas all week. Didn't listen to TMOS and
> didn't miss it a bit. Didn't even realize I hadn't
> listened until 3 days in. It was a refreshing
> de-tox from shitty podcasting. I may just be all
> out on these idiots.

Yeah, that is more or less what happened to me. I went on a 2 week trip and didn't have internet access. When I got back and was looking at 2 weeks of TMOS to listen to, which hadn't entertained me in months at that point, I just switched over to other podcasts and stopped DL'ing TMOS.

Available now from The Mike O'Meara Show Store

http://mikeomearashow.com/merch/
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Having solved the texting while driving issue with his highly successful bumper sticker campaign, Mike can now turn all his attention to solving America's racism issue, one barber shop at a time. He is a larger version of Al Sharpton (the track suit wearing version of AS).

Mike implores us to stick to the FACTS. Like the fact that the barber shop he just discovered has never serviced an African-American, ever. If Mike's barber went to the effort to acquire and bring a book to work, I'd guess she's at least trying to become informed on issues she cares about. How much reading has Mike done on the subject?

Does Mike engage in a well-reasoned discussion with the barbers? No, with his show prep complete (the haircut becomes a tax write off), he pegs them as Fox haters, and postpones the spirited debate for TMOS, where Robb F Buckley Jr., and Oscar Gore Vidal Santana engage him unsuccessfully with counter arguments that Mike demolishes like a Verizon Center toilet stall.

Now triumphant, Mike can return to his clubhouse and entertain the members with his impression of the DC Metro announcements. (The World of Comedy gets a pass when it comes to racist humor, sayeth the Reverend Mike).

Never thought I'd see the day when O'Meara was for cops being shot. But then he did teach those fat bitches a lesson for running a barber shop and giving out constitutions. And saying "so what can we do for you today?"

what time will you be posting the tutorial Mr. Thickness?????

Awesome! Sounds like if we buy the Bonus Show we get to hear the boys plan out their vacation. And Mike's angry that it's not convenient for him.

Good job, lads. You deserve it.

Slapnutz Wrote:
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> Awesome! Sounds like if we buy the Bonus Show we
> get to hear the boys plan out their vacation. And
> Mike's angry that it's not convenient for him.
>
> Good job, lads. You deserve it.


I know....I can't imagine why they thought playing that clip would entice people to want to pay money to hear more...Mike gets mad at the calendar because the first of the month fall on a Wednesday? It might be time for him to seek professional counseling

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> Mike D1 Wrote:
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> > I was in Vegas all week. Didn't listen to TMOS
> and
> > didn't miss it a bit. Didn't even realize I
> hadn't
> > listened until 3 days in. It was a refreshing
> > de-tox from shitty podcasting. I may just be
> all
> > out on these idiots.
>
> Yeah, that is more or less what happened to me. I
> went on a 2 week trip and didn't have internet
> access. When I got back and was looking at 2
> weeks of TMOS to listen to, which hadn't
> entertained me in months at that point, I just
> switched over to other podcasts and stopped DL'ing
> TMOS.

And that was 3 years ago, jhoppy forgets to mention...

Maybe more like 4, when did Buzz quit for the first time?

I've made no bones that I don't really listen anymore. Only when something interesting happens

Vacation?! From what?

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Vacation?! From what?


PROPOSALS, BITCHES!!!

On Friday's show LFF gave out his baseball tickets and he seemed genuinely mad that one of the "winners" couldn't go because the man was doing something with his kids. LFF is truly one of the worst parents ever. Jr. is very lucky that he'll be able to say that his Dad didn't come to his game because he's dead, instead of "he's an uninvolved drunk".

I have never given TMOS a red cent; have not bought Open Mike, t-shirts, bonus shows or used their Amazon portal or purchased anything from their advertisers. I would, however, sign up immediately for one or more bonus podcasts with Cary and Carla (perhaps Shannon) only. If they felt they couldn't do the technical stuff or know how to move the show along, Katie could fill that limited role. Wine or wine coolers would guarantee honesty.

peekza Wrote:
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> Mike gets mad at the calendar

Unable to process his own stupidity, he attacks an arbitrary dating system?

That makes sense.

If you're Mike.

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> peekza Wrote:
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> > Mike gets mad at the calendar
>
> Unable to process his own stupidity, he attacks an
> arbitrary dating system?
>
> That makes sense.
>
> If you're Mike.


I love the part of Mike's rant when he says he's mad because Wednesday falls in the middle of the week. Sure I wish I were a bonus show subscriber. Maybe I could write them a letter to tell them I bought the package they have been pushing for 3 months and Mike could lose his mind and rave out at me over my grammar.

I missed how April 1 being a Wednesday is actually a problem. It's not like it's a holiday or anything. And I'm certainly not going to listen to that abortion again to find out.

peekza Wrote:
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> I know....I can't imagine why they thought playing
> that clip would entice people to want to pay money
> to hear more...Mike gets mad at the calendar
> because the first of the month fall on a
> Wednesday? It might be time for him to seek
> professional counseling

Professional attention again. He's already been on Paxil once for rage issues. There's no way in hell a doctor signed off and said "Yes, you are now a well adjusted human, my work is done."

Wait. ..Mike is mad at a day of the week? Wow. .I mean like umm..wWOW ! I am speechless and textless.

Mike hates Wednesday because it's "Humps Day."

Fuck you, Romans, for coming up with the seven-day week and fuck you, Germans, for naming the day after Woden!

Now excuse me while I get ready to shake my fists at Monday.

By the way, don't even get Mike started on how wet the ocean is!

Mike is such a hater of successful people... And spews about people who "got their money from daddy". But yet he goes ga-ga over the Kennedys, the most elitist, self-serving, selfish bunch of crooked hacks in the business. What a horse's ass.

Illogical Mike Wrote:
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> Mike is such a hater of successful people... And
> spews about people who "got their money from
> daddy". But yet he goes ga-ga over the Kennedys,
> the most elitist, self-serving, selfish bunch of
> crooked hacks in the business. What a horse's
> ass.


Huh, from where does he think Kappy got her money?

Overt Operative Wrote:
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> Illogical Mike Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Mike is such a hater of successful people...
> And
> > spews about people who "got their money from
> > daddy". But yet he goes ga-ga over the
> Kennedys,
> > the most elitist, self-serving, selfish bunch
> of
> > crooked hacks in the business. What a horse's
> > ass.
>
>
> Huh, from where does he think Kappy got her money?


That brings up a VERY good point...What does Kathleen Pfeiffer think about Mike's rants against the entitled douches who live off their trust funds?

It's only a bit. It's called comedy. Just like when Rob would call Asians Chinamen. He's not being racists, he's just bringing the funny.

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> It's only a bit. It's called comedy. Just like
> when Rob would call Asians Chinamen. He's not
> being racists, he's just bringing the funny.


I wouldn't call it comedy. More like a fat man soon to die, bloviating.

It is sad..Mike should die..I mean , he's a worthless eater

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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I know....I can't imagine why they thought
> playing
> > that clip would entice people to want to pay
> money
> > to hear more...Mike gets mad at the calendar
> > because the first of the month fall on a
> > Wednesday? It might be time for him to seek
> > professional counseling
>
> Professional attention again. He's already been
> on Paxil once for rage issues. There's no way in
> hell a doctor signed off and said "Yes, you are
> now a well adjusted human, my work is done."

The paint your bald spot stuff from back then is interesting. You can hear a pre-med and post-med difference in the LFF back then.

And Don calling him out on his performance (or lack) due to drugs was nice.

If memory serves, he quit the Paxil because it gave him delayed ejaculation. God forbid he should have to make more effort.

Enjoy the next 18 years, you fat fuck.

And the person who registered today's name... just kill yourself now, faggot.

Interesting that Oscar once again felt compelled to cover for Mike. If Mike were truly an old softy he wouldn't have humiliated one of his bonus show buying listeners. Oscar must cringe when Mike does stuff like this that shrinks their fan base. You can only jokingly blame so much on others, this time it was Mac's turn.
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> It's only a bit. It's called comedy. Just like
> when Rob would call Asians Chinamen. He's not
> being racists, he's just bringing the funny.


When's the funny part start?

Nothing like a guy saying his business partners have asked him to tone down the political rants, then rolls into one.

Or summing up the unfunny political rant by complaining that he hates businesses who force political views on the patrons.

Racism has to be brought to and end and politics must be reformed because MIKE IS FED UP and when baby pitches a fit baby must be given the tit! I can't wait until he tries his bully boy routine on the wrong person and gets his clock cleaned, hopefully by a lowly "Florida Man." Of course he likes to have his tantrums toward people in the service industry who generally aren't in a position to respond to his bullshit and just have to suck it up and take it. I'm really starting to develop a serious dislike towards that useless pud.



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My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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Of course he
> likes to have his tantrums toward people in the
> service industry who generally aren't in a
> position to respond to his bullshit and just have
> to suck it up and take it.

He really taught those fat ladies a lesson. He walked into their place of business, didn't like their politics and paid for a haircut!

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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Of course he
> likes to have his tantrums toward people in the
> service industry who generally aren't in a
> position to respond to his bullshit and just have
> to suck it up and take it.

He also taught that lady Ann a lesson. She entered a podcast contest and wasn't home when the podcast that tapes at several different times during the day called her. That bitch!

Mike's Second Colon Wrote:
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> My finger smells like funny Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> Of course he
> > likes to have his tantrums toward people in the
> > service industry who generally aren't in a
> > position to respond to his bullshit and just
> have
> > to suck it up and take it.
>
> He also taught that lady Ann a lesson. She entered
> a podcast contest and wasn't home when the podcast
> that tapes at several different times during the
> day called her. That bitch!

Yeas...this whole, you joined his half-ass contest, you need to be by your phone like a surgeon on call? Anybody else answer blocked calls? Not me, those go straight to voicemail

Now they're doing stupid radio contests on their podcast? Just can't get away from that I see.

Radio format in a podcast = Winner!

Carolla and Hardwick should take lessons from O'Meara.

Mr. Thickness, will you be posting today???? Waiting for your tutorial

Shrekky Spewak Wrote:
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> Available now from The Mike O'Meara Show Store
>
> http://mikeomearashow.com/merch/


That game is a lie! There is NO funny bone in Omerda's body! (I call my host Omerda because it uses the French for poo. And he's made made mostly of poo.)

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> And Don calling him out on his performance (or
> lack) due to drugs was nice.

Ex-Lax withdrawal is hell!

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> Racism has to be brought to and end and politics
> must be reformed because MIKE IS FED UP and when
> baby pitches a fit baby must be given the tit! I
> can't wait until he tries his bully boy routine on
> the wrong person and gets his clock cleaned,
> hopefully by a lowly "Florida Man." Of course he
> likes to have his tantrums toward people in the
> service industry who generally aren't in a
> position to respond to his bullshit and just have
> to suck it up and take it. I'm really starting to
> develop a serious dislike towards that useless
> pud.


Well said, my friend, and welcome.

So, WJFK flipped to a sports talk format and the LFF thought he had enough chops to make it as a play-by-play guy for baseball in FLA.

The only thing I recall about him addresses this was some show canceled band of brother horseshit

If the lff could call baseball, he should have been able to stay on at sports WJFK.

So what really happened? He sucked too much and was too much of a jerk and WJFK saw the chance to remove a high paid and under performing host?

Sorry, jhops, wrong again. He just wanted the PA announcer job. You know, "Now batting for the Red Sox, Biff Harrigan." No sports knowledge required, much like no TMOS knowledge required for you to post here.

So what really happened? He sucked too much and was too much of a jerk and WJFK saw the chance to remove a high paid and under performing host?

yes....

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Wait. ..Mike is mad at a day of the week? Wow. .I
> mean like umm..wWOW ! I am speechless and
> textless.

To be fair, Wednesdays literally reek of entitlement. They wouldn't even BE here if it weren't for Mondays and Tuesdays.
And while we're at it, who was the racist who moved Black Fridays to the BACK of the week? I have half a mind to not even show up for work on Fridays.

UPDATE: I tried to post this yesterday, but someone registered my name. I must have touched a nerve. Let's see how high I have to increment my unregistered name.

jhopped up Wrote:
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> Sorry, jhops, wrong again. He just wanted the PA
> announcer job. You know, "Now batting for the Red
> Sox, Biff Harrigan." No sports knowledge required,
> much like no TMOS knowledge required for you to
> post here.

I'm starting to wonder if that's his bit, his hustle; to be Consistently Wrong Guy.

I wonder if Carla has ever contemplated bringing cases of Old Crow home every day until her situation remedies itself. I wonder if she is considering it now?

Francis Underwood Wrote:
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> I wonder if Carla has ever contemplated bringing
> cases of Old Crow home every day until her
> situation remedies itself. I wonder if she is
> considering it now?


You may well believe that to be the case, but I could not possibly comment.

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> So what really happened? He sucked too much and
> was too much of a jerk and WJFK saw the chance to
> remove a high paid and under performing host?
>
> yes....

Right, so I wonder how much of a reference matters in the radio world as opposed to a highlight reel (oe whatever).

Does making the PD laugh count more for them calling your previous PD and hearing you are a jerk? I assume they assume many on-air people are divas.

What I'm trying to figure out is:
1) Was the LFF asking for too much $?
2) Was he being shut down by his previous bosses?
3) Did he not bring the funny to the interview / audition / whatever?

No chance he walks into a new job opening and says "Hire my krew", the LFF on;y cares about the LFF. So, that isn't it.

Maybe his rep proceeded him and they didn't want to work with him.

Maybe he asked for D&M $.

Or, maybe after he got fired from WJFK, he wanted to "do sports" to prove WJFK wrong.

I'd love to hear CK "dish" on the LFF.

BDK has kind of done it a few times about his time with WJFK (BOAD and TMOS).

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Another common masterbation way is that men uses their index finger and thumb to slide the penis skin and some lie down on bed with face down and gently rub their penis as if they are inserting their penis in the vagina.

Some male have different and creative ideas for masterbation like pillow technique, water techniques, insertion objects like toilet paper roll, soapy shower and many more. These techniques pleasures male in different but you should take precaution while enjoying these techniques.





Some male during masterbating, dream or fantasize that they are having sex with some female and other watch pornographic pictures or movie to increase their fantasy. Lot of male also tries fingering their anal or rubbing their nipples while masterbation as gives more pleasure.

Masterbation ways that work for females:

Women generally take help of their index finger while masterbation in which they generally rub their vulva, especially the clitoris. Sometimes they also insert a finger or two in their vagina to stroke the G-spot. The most common positions for female masterbation is lying on back with knees fold and rubbing the clitoris with one hand and rubbing the nipples with another. This is the common way for female masterbation; however, several girls like to use dildo or some other objects for masterbation.

Lot of girls prefer masterbation while taking bath in this they let the tap water fall at her clitoris and it gives them the feeling as if some male is satisfying her as they do not need to use their own hand in this way. Some partners who get afraid of getting into full fledged sex enjoy having mutual masterbation. In this type of masturbation partners stimulate each other sexually with the help of hand or mouth.

Therefore Mr. Thickness can say that masterbation is an art of pleasuring our self and this is the reason why masterbation ways differs from person to person as they do it in the way they feel comfortable.


Say La Vee......When In Doubt Whip It Out!!!!!!

Dude, how old are you? Come back when you can SPELL masturbation.

In the meantime kill yourself by calling a black guy ''nigger.'' Because I want it to hurt.

And so the Saga of Thickness ended...
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After lurking this thread for a while, I hereby relinquish my title of Consistently Wrong Guy to JHops. Never has someone been more deserving of the title. Congrats Jhop.

While I hate to admit it I do still listen to O'MearaCast.... This week Marcus was reliving the beat down he laid on Jhops. He exaggerated a little, but not too much.

JHops talked a big game and then bent over and took it up the ass from Certa. That said, at least he did it. Most of us on here are too big a pussies to try it. I give JHops credit for his willingness to step into the ring, even if he was KO'd in the first round.

jhopped up Wrote:
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> "Now batting for the Red
> Sox, Biff Harrigan."
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JHops Scotch Wrote:
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> JHops talked a big game and then bent over and
> took it up the ass from Certa. That said, at least
> he did it. Most of us on here are too big a
> pussies to try it. I give JHops credit for his
> willingness to step into the ring, even if he was
> KO'd in the first round.


This is retarded. Does random moron on the street get credit for picking a fight with a boxer and getting his face broken in 3 seconds? No. He gets called a fucking moron for not realizing his limitations and being a loud-mouthed asshole. JHops is a fucking moron for not realizing he's a moron and going on a show to prove it to the tens of listeners to that show.

The fact that he proclaimed before-hand that he's going to wreck them and how he's "got this" made his unbelievable failure all that more ridiculous.

I'm wondering if there's a jhops Mr. Thickness Enzo trifecta going on.


The common thread is stupidity.

And fuck the faggot who registered my name yet again.

I actually listened to show for the first time in a couple years. I don't remember what was said beyond Mike bitching, Robtard cackling and Oscar not engaging. I think its equivalent to quitting smoking, you always knew it was a bad habit and when you try it again it tastes like the shit it always did but you didn't know it when you were still a user of a shitty product.

it was pretty funny this week, cause i think there were 2 times when oscar gave rob shit for constantly interrupting him. then, when rob was trying to talk about jebril, he was getting pissed when mike and oscar were interrupting him.

when rob gets pissed . . . i'm actually enjoying the show! :D

Die Original FatDrunk Baby Riot Wrote:
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> I'm wondering if there's a jhops Mr. Thickness
> Enzo trifecta going on.
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> The common thread is stupidity.
>
> And fuck the faggot who registered my name yet
> again.

The Klubbers are fond of doing that. That's why I don't bother. It just doesn't matter. I love the idea of some dimwit klubber going, "I'm gonna show those haterz! I'm gonna register their names on FXU!" Really, who gives a shit?

Thanks Mr Thickness for your masturbation tutorial, it was well worth the wait; looking forward to your next educational post; refreshing to have some intelligent content here.........you are the best.

From the Diary of Robb Spewack

6:00 AM
Woke up to get my kids ready for school and my wife ready for work.

My CPAP machine sure is annoying, but less annoying than losing weight, so I’m OK with that.

I wish Cary would fucking quit complaining about her job.

The kids got up, but apparently aren’t talking to me again.

7:30
Have the house to myself for breakfast.
I had:

2 Strawberry Pop-tarts, heated
4 eggs, scrambled
2 whole-grain eggo waffles, with butter and syrup
2 slices of toast, with butter and jam
Leftover tatertot casserole

So I’m feeling healthier now that I’m eating less for breakfast.

8:30
Show Prep.

Took a look at “what’s trending” on Facebook, then bookmarked those YouTube pages for the audio vault.

Show prep done!

8:40
Drive to D.C.

10:30
Showtime!
Man, I love being an entertainer.
Mike sure is on fire today.
And I think I got off a few zingers as well.
“Save some for Dad, now” went over even better than yesterday. I’ll try it again tomorrow!

12:00
Lunch

2 Big Macs
1 Filet O’ Fish
2 Large Fry
1 large Coke
1 Vanilla cone

2:00
Dusted my Mic collection, then went to Facebook to get a little love from the Robb Mobb! Man, it sure feels good to make people laugh. Plus, I got more material for the audio vault.

3:00
Went to FFXU. Took a look at the latest offenders and registered more names. HAHA! Stupid Basement-dwellers.

4:00
Kids are home. Still not talking to me.

5:00
Time to make dinner. I’m making tater-tot casserole as I finished the last pan this morning.

6:00
Dinner. Cary is home. I wish she would shut up. Going to the basement.

7:00
Watching Jaws while enjoying some old fashioneds. What incredible movie-making.

10:00
Snacktime.

Ice Cream
Graham Crackers
10 Oreos
Chocolate Milk
1 bowl of Lucky Charms with only 1 Tbs. sugar on top. (watching my weight. Not really, but placating Cary)

11:00
Bedtime

Bravo Blobb!